Enigmatic’s Real Chance of Love Premiere Recap
The series premiere of Real Chance of Love opens with the voiceover reminding us Real and Chance failed to find love on I Love New York, and how they failed to win money on I Love Money. The voiceover continues and states it is their turn to find love and 17 girls are waiting outside for them to arrive (Why do the male hosts drive up to the house while the female hosts come out of the house?).
When they get to the house, all of the girls cheer for them while Real tells the girls, he and his brother are looking for “2 good, real women.” He then tell the girls to go inside and find a bed. The girls rush inside the house like a wild stampede trying to find a bed. Two girls find a bed and begin jumping on it and after a couple minutes, the bed breaks. Another comes in to chide them on breaking the bed and a large argument ensues. While many of the girls argue, another girl primps and talks to herself in the bathroom (Ok…..she’s kinda crazy).
Later on, the girls get together in the great hall to drink and dance (Worst dancing ever. They can’t even dance off beat together).
When Chance and Real re-appear, many of the girls flock to Chance for hugs from him.
Chance hugs some of them while Real instructs the girls to begin lining up to get their nicknames.
He explains to the girls that he and his brother are not really named “Real” and “Chance” and to carry on the tradition of the “Of Love” shows, all of the girls must receive nicknames. One girl is surprised to learn that the guys are not really named Chance and Real (WTF? How do you figure that those are their real names?).
The Nickname Ceremony
One by one, the girls are called up to introduce themselves and receive a nickname
1) Bay Bay Bay – Named because she is from Oakland
2) Harmony – Named for her lack of singing skills
3) Meatball – Named because she was born in Italy
4) Isha – Abbreviation for Willesha
5) Ki Ki – Abbreviation for Lakia
6) Risky – Named for having many tattoos
7) Sexy Legs – Named for her height and her real nickname “Sexy Lexi”
8 ) Bubbles – Named because Chance said her voice sounds like a “space cadet”
9) Milf – Named because she is 35 with a 9 year old son (She looks like an older version of Ambre and we all know she lied about her age at first)
10) Corn Fed – Named because she is from Fargo, North Dakota and she has absolutely no ass at all
11) Promo – Named because she is a promoter
12) K.O. – Named because she is a boxer
13) Cali – Named because she is from California
14) Rabbit – Named because she has a body like Jessica Rabbit
15) Stalker – Named because Chance hated her clock and thinks she may be crazy
16) Lusty – Named because they couldn’t stop looking at her boobs
17) So Hood – Named because she said she wanted to do things to both of them
After naming all of the girls, the guys go outside to have a mixer and get to know the girls better. Outside, Corn Fed tries to make small talk with Ki Ki but Ki Ki snaps at her and says she isn’t there to make friends. Corn Fed then walks off but Ki Ki goes up to yell at Corn Fed some more because she thought that Corn Fed said something about her (WTF? Go sit down somewhere and try to grow a neck you crazy ass, scary, porcelain doll looking bitch)
The meet and greet
Meanwhile, Stalker angrily looks at Chance because he broke the clock she gave him. Chance tells her that he is not Flavor Flav… in the ‘Confessional’, he complains that she told him, “It’s the thought that counts” and he retorts that was “a low budget thought.”
Elsewhere, Promo and Real talk and Real asks her how her parents would feel if she brought a black man home to her parents. Promo answers that she doesn’t know how her parents would react and that disturbs Real a little bit.
Both brothers speak to a couple other girls, but, as Chance is being massaged by Milf; Stalker looms nearby.
In another area, Bay Bay Bay and K.O. both kiss Real on his cheeks but when K.O. begins making out with Real, Bay Bay Bay pulls back and looks on in disgust saying that K.O. has a lot of little bumps on her chin (Who the fuck makes out with someone on the first night you meet them? That’s nasty)
The makeout-session ends and Real proclaims he needs a faithful woman because his last girlfriend cheated on him (You make out with someone you just met and you say you don’t want an unfaithful woman….Dude if this and stalking is how you get women then you got a problem)
Now Chance and Bubbles are talking. Chance tries to say that he needs a woman who will listen to him but Bubbles rambles on about animals and listening and other crap that makes no sense at all. Stalker looks on and in the ‘Confessional’, Chance calls her a “Yeti.”
Later on, Real and Lusty have some kind of deep, sensual conversation but the camera immediately cuts to her saying the exact same thing to Chance. She then goes on to whisper extremely explicit (so explicit that we didn’t get subtitles or a word here and there to help us along) words, in Chance’s ear.
They are interrupted however, by a loud argument between So Hood and Bubbles. So Hood attacks Bubbles for sounding dumb and not making any sense. Chance looks on and warns that an argument like that could get So Hood sent home.
Later, Chance and Harmony make out but afterwards, Chance drops some not so subtle hints that Harmony’s breath smells bad (WTF? You make out with someone and your breath stank? SMH)
So Hood then cuts in and soon after begins dry humping on Chance, extremely hard (Epic SMH)
The camera quickly cuts to Real and Corn Fed talking before returning to Chance, now talking to Cali. Cali tries to feed Chance some strawberries but he has a fit and complains about the strawberries being soft and not fresh. She calms him down by giving him a massage.
Milf too, is giving Real a massage and asks him if he would be interested in an older woman. Real replies that he doesn’t know and once again, a quick edit flashes to Milf rubbing and hugging Chance while Stalker hovers nearby (These girls are hoes. This isn’t amusing anymore. It’s sickening)
Next, Real and Ki Ki talk. Ki Ki tells Real she is there for him and she is “real and genuine.” She goes on to tell Real that K.O. gave Chance a lap dance after saying she wanted to be with Real (If you have to tell someone you are ‘real’ then you must be fake)
Eliminations
Chance and Real then gathers all the girls to tell them to get ready for ‘Elimination’.
They announce 3 girls will be eliminated.
In the ‘Confessional’ they explain they will both pick 7 girls and that the Chance girls will get the “C” chain while the Real girls get the “R” chain. Also, they decided that Real would get to pick the first girl and neither can protest if one brother picks a girl the other one wanted.
At eliminations, many of the girls are hoping they made a good enough impression to stay. Real’s first 2 picks are Bay Bay Bay and Sexy Legs while Chance picks Cali and Rabbit. Real calls up K.O. and he asks her if she gave Chance a lap dance. In the ‘Confessional’, she says she felt pressured to do it and clips of a brunette giving Chance a lap dance are shown. K.O. then tells Real she didn’t give him a lap dance and Real gives her a chain.
Chance picks Risky and Bubbles while Real picks Corn Fed and Milf -to the chagrin of Ki Ki and Bay Bay Bay-
Chance picks Meatball while Real picks Ki Ki. Chance then picks Promo but she stands there.
In the ‘Confessional’, she admits she wanted Real to pick her. She tells Chance she’s interested in Real and thinks Chance is a player but she accepts his chain anyway.
Real’s final pick is Lusty while Chance chooses So Hood to receive the final chain.
After the last chain is given out, the three eliminated girls, Stalker, Isha and Harmony, are asked to say their goodbyes, and Isha begins to cry.
Real explains that Isha pretty much became forgotten while Stalker and Harmony were obviously only there to get to know Chance.
In her exit interview, Stalker says she will keep stalking Chance through Myspace (They need to make sure she doesn’t lurk around the mansion for the rest of this season.)
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so Corey who else was online with talking last nite
Very true on many fronts, I agree with a few. I just want to point out that Im aware that everyone knows its fake. Thats not my problem with the show. My problem is that it appears over the top fake and people are becoming rich and famous from being involved with that show. That pisses me off. Kinda of like when rich people kids are handed clothing lines and record deals. I just dont care for it.
These people are talentless and have a nice blog site directed toward them? Thats something Im not getting.
For the record I am on this site because some of the information I get is helpful, I still do watch a few shows on VH1 and have been a fan of that station.
Well rell its going to be more of the same so get used to it. You’re acting like we’re endorsing obama, damn.
ooops OSAMA i meant,lol osama bin laden.
Rell, Rell, Rell… SMH. Perhaps you have underestimated the effort and talent it takes to actually carry a reality show. To say that is it “unscripted” undermines the point that a fake personality like Chance is talentless, for it takes at least some talent to entertain masses for 7 – 10 episodes.
From what I understand about this so-called nice blog site, many are here to “dumb down” and many are here to pour out a little haterade — both over the same subject matter, albeit. Your comments might fit into the latter category, giving you a conduit to express the hate, which you have. Though none seem to douce a 40 oz of haterade better than Enigmatic Anonymous, your trickles of haterade on these shows and its characters are likely welcome — and likely the reason that they have not been deleted.
But the personal attacks on Boury commenters? Gee whiz, Rell. Try not to stain our fine threads with such haterade spillage. Pour that shit on Buddah or the like, and it’ll all be cool.
“Now (Rell) don’t make me take this bad leg off and wear yo’ ass out wit’ it.” — Richard Pryor
Hey watzup corey I was 707 n I called in 2 c bout da angelique interview dat was my first time calling n she wasn’t der lol so I had my phone on speaker n I wasn’t in da room n I came back n I was shut out! Lolz did she every come on??
Thats all good, but still one point aint right. Chance aint got talent, thats not really debatable. It dont take much to act loud ghetto and ignorant which is what he did to entertain on however many shows he was on.
And with that he did a very bad job. His acting was almost insulting .
Ah-ight, so check it, here is the argument as I see it:
If celebreality had 36 chambers of acting talent in their Shaolin temple, and every celebreality contestant/rapper/reality “actor”/D-list actor/person/knucklehead, including Chance, enters the first chamber, what level chambers would Chance reach?
Does the cat reach the 36th chamber? Certainly not from what I’ve seen so far. The 18th? Likely not. The 9th? Eh… could be. Even if you said only the 1st chamber, I would not put up an argument.
But… the only talent Chance really requires is the basics:
*pulls in women viewers
*plays the bad guy to his brother’s good guy (a la NY & Sister Patterson)
*can talk/interact well enough to edit decent footage
*co-create a plausible scenario for the ladies on the set to get hot, cut throats, and compete for his affection
*phuck with the heads of women
*talk a good game without a script
*follow direction of the producers
It ain’t method acting, no. And he is playing off of 17 bouncing booties plus his brother and others. But, as time goes on, his job will get harder as the casts dwindles and the spot light shines on him more. But to me, neither Chane nor Real are really the stars of the show; I think you give Chance too much credit.
To me, the real star of the show is unscripted induced drama leveraging the talents of natural human interaction in a competitive environment of people who have little. Though very little talent is truly expected of Chance in terms of “acting” (he ain’t no Arnold Schwarzenegger) or even “entertaining” (he ain’t no Carrot Top), the bar is set low — very low. Yet, even on such a low level, he still hits the bar for what is required of him. Though Chance is just the running white rabbit in a greyhound race, he ain’t no talentless mannequin.
Rabbit’s resume from her myspace
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=416485676&blogID=442864264
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
My Resume
Hawaiian Tropic Michigan state finals runner up- 2005
Commercial for Dental Office Michigan, main character -Aug. 2006
Reality show “Supermodel Showdown”- 2006
Lil Scrappy “Money in the Bank” Video main lead- June 2006
BET Rap City Countdown co-host with Snoop Dogg- Oct. 2006
Hot Rod “Rock with It” Video main lead -Nov. 2006
BET 106 and Park New Year’s Eve Countdown hosted with Bow Wow, Big Tigger, Jim Jones, Young Jeezy, Llyod -Dec. 2006
FHM Magazine layout- Dec. 2006
Jim Jones “Emotionless” Video Directed by Rage, main lead- Jan. 2007
Fabolous “Return of the Hustle” Video main lead -Feb. 2007
Black Mens Magazine 5 page spread- Feb/March 2007
Film “One Word” supporting role, -April 2007
Commercial “Wrap It Up” main lead- April 2007
The Plug Magazine 3 page spread http://Www.Theplugmagazine.com- July 2007
“Digital Dime” Source Magazine -Aug. 2007
Feature Model http://www.eastcoastdigitalradio.com -Sept. 2007
Power Mobile Shoot w/ Leo Marshall- Dec. 07
BET 106 and Park New Year’s Eve Countdown hosting with Soulja Boy, DJ Khaled, Jim Jones, Mims, Omarion, Bow Wow, etc- Dec. 2007
“Notorious” main extra dancer, film about the late Notorious B.I.G -April 2008
http://Www.whatspoppin.net Online host, talks about current events in the entertainment industry -April 2008
Maxim Radio Sirus 108 Covino and Rich Show Guest Host -May 2008
“Brooklyn’s Finest Main Featured dancer, starring Don Cheadle,Westley Snipes, Richard Gere and Ethan Hawk. 2009
LL Cool J ” Baby” Video Directed by Benny Boom , June 08
Jim Jones, Pop Champagne” Video, Directed by Rage,Main Lead- Oct 2008
“Real Chance Of Love” Vh1 Reality Show Oct 2008
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I’ll watch it until Promo gets eliminated. She looks like Christina Aguilera so I <3 her.
Lusty looks very familiar, like from a sitcom or possibly another reality show.
what happened to real getting arrested and hitting a guy with a bottle? then said”coming next week” then showed them highlights.. dont understand why it wasnt in the show when they promoted next weeks show that way im very dissapointed. other then that it was a good show. i like that promo went to reals side and also that bubbles stayed.. she cracks me up. but dissapointed that chance lied to real about sexy legs and she got booted, she really like real. that was messed up. the need to get rid of lusty there is something really wrong with the broads head. shes the type of chick that would kill you in your sleep she needs to go. also cant wait till the stripper is gone 2. other then the real getting arrested highlight that never happened and chance lying about sexy legs it was a pretty good show. if anyone knows why that wasnt in the show let me know. thanks
I don’t think that happens until later in the show
I notice a lot of people saying Milf is a whore, but lets just remind everyone she is definitly not the only one!!!
And Cali? So Hood seems whorish too.