Enigmatic’s Real Chance of Love Premiere Recap
The series premiere of Real Chance of Love opens with the voiceover reminding us Real and Chance failed to find love on I Love New York, and how they failed to win money on I Love Money. The voiceover continues and states it is their turn to find love and 17 girls are waiting outside for them to arrive (Why do the male hosts drive up to the house while the female hosts come out of the house?).
When they get to the house, all of the girls cheer for them while Real tells the girls, he and his brother are looking for “2 good, real women.” He then tell the girls to go inside and find a bed. The girls rush inside the house like a wild stampede trying to find a bed. Two girls find a bed and begin jumping on it and after a couple minutes, the bed breaks. Another comes in to chide them on breaking the bed and a large argument ensues. While many of the girls argue, another girl primps and talks to herself in the bathroom (Ok…..she’s kinda crazy).
Later on, the girls get together in the great hall to drink and dance (Worst dancing ever. They can’t even dance off beat together).
When Chance and Real re-appear, many of the girls flock to Chance for hugs from him.
Chance hugs some of them while Real instructs the girls to begin lining up to get their nicknames.
He explains to the girls that he and his brother are not really named “Real” and “Chance” and to carry on the tradition of the “Of Love” shows, all of the girls must receive nicknames. One girl is surprised to learn that the guys are not really named Chance and Real (WTF? How do you figure that those are their real names?).
The Nickname Ceremony
One by one, the girls are called up to introduce themselves and receive a nickname
1) Bay Bay Bay – Named because she is from Oakland
2) Harmony – Named for her lack of singing skills
3) Meatball – Named because she was born in Italy
4) Isha – Abbreviation for Willesha
5) Ki Ki – Abbreviation for Lakia
6) Risky – Named for having many tattoos
7) Sexy Legs – Named for her height and her real nickname “Sexy Lexi”
8 ) Bubbles – Named because Chance said her voice sounds like a “space cadet”
9) Milf – Named because she is 35 with a 9 year old son (She looks like an older version of Ambre and we all know she lied about her age at first)
10) Corn Fed – Named because she is from Fargo, North Dakota and she has absolutely no ass at all
11) Promo – Named because she is a promoter
12) K.O. – Named because she is a boxer
13) Cali – Named because she is from California
14) Rabbit – Named because she has a body like Jessica Rabbit
15) Stalker – Named because Chance hated her clock and thinks she may be crazy
16) Lusty – Named because they couldn’t stop looking at her boobs
17) So Hood – Named because she said she wanted to do things to both of them
After naming all of the girls, the guys go outside to have a mixer and get to know the girls better. Outside, Corn Fed tries to make small talk with Ki Ki but Ki Ki snaps at her and says she isn’t there to make friends. Corn Fed then walks off but Ki Ki goes up to yell at Corn Fed some more because she thought that Corn Fed said something about her (WTF? Go sit down somewhere and try to grow a neck you crazy ass, scary, porcelain doll looking bitch)
The meet and greet
Meanwhile, Stalker angrily looks at Chance because he broke the clock she gave him. Chance tells her that he is not Flavor Flav… in the ‘Confessional’, he complains that she told him, “It’s the thought that counts” and he retorts that was “a low budget thought.”
Elsewhere, Promo and Real talk and Real asks her how her parents would feel if she brought a black man home to her parents. Promo answers that she doesn’t know how her parents would react and that disturbs Real a little bit.
Both brothers speak to a couple other girls, but, as Chance is being massaged by Milf; Stalker looms nearby.
In another area, Bay Bay Bay and K.O. both kiss Real on his cheeks but when K.O. begins making out with Real, Bay Bay Bay pulls back and looks on in disgust saying that K.O. has a lot of little bumps on her chin (Who the fuck makes out with someone on the first night you meet them? That’s nasty)
The makeout-session ends and Real proclaims he needs a faithful woman because his last girlfriend cheated on him (You make out with someone you just met and you say you don’t want an unfaithful woman….Dude if this and stalking is how you get women then you got a problem)
Now Chance and Bubbles are talking. Chance tries to say that he needs a woman who will listen to him but Bubbles rambles on about animals and listening and other crap that makes no sense at all. Stalker looks on and in the ‘Confessional’, Chance calls her a “Yeti.”
Later on, Real and Lusty have some kind of deep, sensual conversation but the camera immediately cuts to her saying the exact same thing to Chance. She then goes on to whisper extremely explicit (so explicit that we didn’t get subtitles or a word here and there to help us along) words, in Chance’s ear.
They are interrupted however, by a loud argument between So Hood and Bubbles. So Hood attacks Bubbles for sounding dumb and not making any sense. Chance looks on and warns that an argument like that could get So Hood sent home.
Later, Chance and Harmony make out but afterwards, Chance drops some not so subtle hints that Harmony’s breath smells bad (WTF? You make out with someone and your breath stank? SMH)
So Hood then cuts in and soon after begins dry humping on Chance, extremely hard (Epic SMH)
The camera quickly cuts to Real and Corn Fed talking before returning to Chance, now talking to Cali. Cali tries to feed Chance some strawberries but he has a fit and complains about the strawberries being soft and not fresh. She calms him down by giving him a massage.
Milf too, is giving Real a massage and asks him if he would be interested in an older woman. Real replies that he doesn’t know and once again, a quick edit flashes to Milf rubbing and hugging Chance while Stalker hovers nearby (These girls are hoes. This isn’t amusing anymore. It’s sickening)
Next, Real and Ki Ki talk. Ki Ki tells Real she is there for him and she is “real and genuine.” She goes on to tell Real that K.O. gave Chance a lap dance after saying she wanted to be with Real (If you have to tell someone you are ‘real’ then you must be fake)
Eliminations
Chance and Real then gathers all the girls to tell them to get ready for ‘Elimination’.
They announce 3 girls will be eliminated.
In the ‘Confessional’ they explain they will both pick 7 girls and that the Chance girls will get the “C” chain while the Real girls get the “R” chain. Also, they decided that Real would get to pick the first girl and neither can protest if one brother picks a girl the other one wanted.
At eliminations, many of the girls are hoping they made a good enough impression to stay. Real’s first 2 picks are Bay Bay Bay and Sexy Legs while Chance picks Cali and Rabbit. Real calls up K.O. and he asks her if she gave Chance a lap dance. In the ‘Confessional’, she says she felt pressured to do it and clips of a brunette giving Chance a lap dance are shown. K.O. then tells Real she didn’t give him a lap dance and Real gives her a chain.
Chance picks Risky and Bubbles while Real picks Corn Fed and Milf -to the chagrin of Ki Ki and Bay Bay Bay-
Chance picks Meatball while Real picks Ki Ki. Chance then picks Promo but she stands there.
In the ‘Confessional’, she admits she wanted Real to pick her. She tells Chance she’s interested in Real and thinks Chance is a player but she accepts his chain anyway.
Real’s final pick is Lusty while Chance chooses So Hood to receive the final chain.
After the last chain is given out, the three eliminated girls, Stalker, Isha and Harmony, are asked to say their goodbyes, and Isha begins to cry.
Real explains that Isha pretty much became forgotten while Stalker and Harmony were obviously only there to get to know Chance.
In her exit interview, Stalker says she will keep stalking Chance through Myspace (They need to make sure she doesn’t lurk around the mansion for the rest of this season.)
It was okay. it wasnt anything exceptional.
SO WHO IS READY FOR RCOL2??????????
Besides the two hot girls (KiKi and Rabbit), this show is really stupid.
I turn it on and some girl is talking to herself in the mirror and all of a sudden there is a random fight. Wtf
lol i love lusty’s crazy ass. Talkin to herself and shit XD.
Lusty is crazy liek Megan and Hottie. She is crazy, so no need for Stalker…all she has is a stare.
So Hood is cute, but immature. Perfect for Chance!
Milf has a big ole ass…too bad she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker on a worse day.
I think I like this show more than the others as these two clowns will say anything
Lusty reminds me of Hottie. Ki Ki is a want to be Bootz.
dey got on my damn nerve……….its like both of dem took dere personalities and put em on level 10
I’m interviewing BRANDI C in 20 minutes guys. You can call in with your questions
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So, Dorfam, basically you are a loser who takes whatever VH1 shoves down your throat?
I cant find any entertainment value in any of the I Iove shows. The only mildly entertaining thing is some of the contestants bust sizes.
But, hey, some people will fall in love with their redundancy, and over acted characters.
thankx 4 putting me through Corey and dat guy was an asshole who called before me………..i cant believe he said dat!!!!!!!!
y does it seem like in these interviews the people sound soo much smarter and more mature dan they do on television. I think Brandi C. may b nice and genuwine n real life but being around Megan has brought out some of the worst in her. the Rikki RatFace thing was speechless. I can’t believe that Brandi said dat to him. She has a heart and a brain but she needs a better friend……..not friend role model
y does it seem like in these interviews the people sound soo much smarter and more mature dan they do on television. I think Brandi C. may b nice and genuwine n real life but being around Megan has brought out some of the worst in her. the Rikki RatFace thing was speechless. I can’t believe that Brandi said dat to him. She has a heart and a brain but she needs a better friend……..not friend, role model
All I saw was 10 Bootz wannabes, i will definitely be watchin LMFAO
itz like dey tryin 2 hard 2 b mean just to get camera time…….like i could c if sum1 actually did sumthin 2 make dem mad but dey yellin 4 nuthin
Wait, did Corey interview Brandi? How come it’s not showing up on his page?
wow da 1st time i actually used my microphone, not bad
Ah, nvm. It’s showing up now.
Rell-Loser, hmph, I guess, in the sense that I can seperate reality from reality TV, yeah. Loser in the sense that I don’t have the time to over analyze a tv show on VH1, loser in the sense that I don’t seek out blogs to attack people for what they enjoy, yep I’M the loser. Please bother not to retort, you pettiness is droll to me.
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Dorfam
Loser, in the sense that you are tool who allows someone to make millions off their idiocy with a poorly scripted show.
Loser,in the sense that you have nothing better then do with your time then watch this evidently fake mess that are these I love shows.
I am not disposing all reality shows on VH1. I am just shitting all over this one and any fans; unless, dare I say, they’re just watching it for ass and tits. Even then they could find something better to do.
These I love shows, are truly garbage shows with the exception of FoL. For one, everyone appears to obviously be portraying a character. In no television is that a good thing. The drama is obviously faked or has no real motivation but camera time. Thats bullshit to any audience. And the biggest problem with theses shows, in my opinion, is that they are filled with nobodies, losers and D class porn stars. I cant figure out the reason why people care. If you are going to use nobodies at least attempt to have it appear authentic.
Oh, whatever, losers like Dorfam are going to keep these shows on my television…. I hope you are proud!
And another thing….
It upsets me that so many people are aware and even treat these talentless hacks like celebrities.
Actually, it doesnt upset me its more funny.
Maybe, if Chance didnt come away from these shows appearing to become the biggest name I wouldnt have such a problem but that joker is so fake and untalented its just ridiculous.
Call me what you want, but VH1 has become a joke. I will give them props for shows like ‘I Want To Work For Diddy’ and ‘Parental Advisory’ though!
Rell, no one is forcing you to watch these shows. No one is forcing you to post on these forums.
If you want to shit on someone, please keep it off these forums. It’s very unwelcome.
The funny thing is he’s taking it all serious and really getting mad,lol. Just don’t watch. We’re not vh1 so why are you bitching to us?
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Rell,
We all know that after 5+ shows everything is fake. Does anyone here actually think this is about love? No it’s about exposure, recognition and don’t forget money. I’m sure that there are millions of people (like you) who are tired of these shows. Yes, they all have a formula, there’s the wanna be actors/actresses/models / the token crazies and fake breasts galore. How many viewers do you think Meagan brings in by walking around in bikinis all the time?
VH1 has found a formula that works for them, so as long as people are watching, they’ll keep recycling formats & people.
But just remember a couple of things–
1) this blog is for people who do watch, so while your opinion may be stated, you don’t need to force it down everyone’s throats. We come here to find out what is going on with the people and the shows.
2) simply stated, if you don’t want to watch it, don’t. No one is forcing you to sit in front of your TV and get irate and disgusted
3) Dorfam, Khicago, et al, don’t work for VH1 and can’t prevent it from showing what they want to show. If you have issues with their shows, complain to VH1
This is a (mostly) friendly blog, if you want to go bash people or shows, cal people losers because they don’t agree with you, etc — go over to the VH1 message boards where you can probably find lots of people you’ll have more in common with
Bubble is crazy! She’s my favorite on the 1st episode because she was dumb but smart! LOL! Almost like a weed head conversation.
Rabbit is HOT!
I thought I’d hate MILF, but she’s actually kind of cool.
I can’t stand KO! Shut up!
Kiki, Shut up!