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Charm School 2 Episode 3: End of the ride for Rodeo
Breaking News: Megan and Sharon fight on Charm School 2 Reunion Show
How pathetic was that?
‘I needed money’, Rodeo said, as she exited what must surely be her third and final VH1 reality show.
Anyways, let’s get to the recap and what brought on that pitiful display.
Episode 3 opens with Megan, Lacey, and Brandi C in particular, disappointed with Angelique’s exit. They wanted Brandi M gone, but Lacey sees the bright side, noting the seed is planted and all they need to do is add water for her to blossom into a ‘big Brandi bitch-flower’ (lol)
Later, Destiney reads Sharon’s note preparing them for another challenge. The challenge is predicated on Charm School’s 2nd Commandment, ‘Thou shalt rock it with style’.
The girls will be taught how to dress by Dean Daniella and guest stylist, Melissa Meister (is she like a Jewish black girl?)
For the lesson, Melissa, with help from the ladies, critiques the girls’ choice of clothing for the challenge and specifically asks what men would gather from their personal style. (da fuck? Are they whores? What does it matter what men think?)
Her first choice is Brandi C, tackliy dressed in leopard-print lingerie; then Rodeo in a black cat-suit which Megan says makes her look like a crocodile hunter.
Heather is shown next and says the message her style sends is ’sexy’, but Megan describes it as ‘has been and skanky’.
Inevitably, Megan -looking super in a silver bikini- is called-up and is chastized by Daniella who says men will treat her like a toy and return her to the shelf when they are done with her. (and? that’s what we do to all women)
The lesson ends, and the ladies are then asked to name three women who are in most need of a makeover. The three chosen are Brandi C, Heather and Megan.
They are then invited to choose teams and those teams are given $300 and one hour to purchase and design outifits for three separate occasions…
1) Interview with a Rock & Roll magazine
2) Rock & Roll cocktail affair
3) A meeting with your rockstar boyfriend’s parents
Heather chose Dallas, Destiney and Jessica. Brandi C opted for Brandi M, and Kristy Jo; whilst Megan selected Lacey and Rodeo.
Inna was last and should have gone to Megan’s team, but sensing her disagreement Megan declines and she was added to Brandi C’s unit.
Brandi C was none too pleased, saying, ’so now I have a Russian man, a trailer-park train-wreck and someone who doesn’t ever speak, on my team’ (hahaha, who died and left Brandi C a brain?)
At the store, Brandi M notes ‘Brandi C is genuine and lady-like when she’s away from Megan and Lacey’. All the teams secured their purchases on time and under budget save for Megan’s team.
With two minutes to go Team Megan were forced to cash.
Having not made time to purchase accessories, Megan tried to slip one of Rodeo’s bracelets into their items but saw Brandi M spying on her and removed the bracelet. (Brandi M is a Megan-obssessed bitch)
Back at the house Brandi M confronts Rodeo about what she saw and later Rodeo alerts her teammates. Lacey and Megan brish it off but weirdly, Rodeo won’t let it go and goes amok (she’s a single mother with cancer and bitching over this?)
The Rock & Roll Fashion Show
The next morning and the ladies assemble for final instructions from Sharon and the Deans.
Sharon simply things happen on the road in Rock & Roll, and to the ladies horror, Riki takes a weed-whacker to the clothes they bought. (I can understand if they paid for it, but Destiney is crying? wtf?)
After the carnage, Sharon directs them to a ‘recovery table’ with an assortment of beads, needles and thread, and other items.
With the outfits all patched-up, the fashion-show begins under the watchful gaze of the Charm School staff and guest judge, Jeffrey Sebilia. (who looks like the 5th Beatle)
As the fashion show unfolds, Heather and Megan are nicely outiftted, but Brandi C looks stunning. In the battle of the emcees, Destiney is very professional and Inna is, well… NOT!
Rodeo is totally unprofessional and she and Megan argue over who chose what for the 2nd and 3rd presentations.
Before announcing the winners Sharon interrogates Megan’s team… Lacey attempts to defuse the situation and says there a couple issues but it’s worked out. However Rodeo mentions the bracelet issue and adds tears to the mix.
Lacey then accuses her of framing them (???) and Jeffrey says he ‘can’t figure out why three human beings would bring all this baggage’ and not just put it aside to win the event. (who says ‘human beings’?)
Sharon brings an end to the furor and turns her attention to deciding on a winner.
As models, Brandi C and Heather were the same she says, but Inna’s flubbed lines, dirty hair and flip-flops didn’t compare favourably to Destiney’s flawless delivery. She then declared Heather’s team won the challenge and everyone else is up for Elimination.
Eliminations
After the fiasco of the fashion show Rodeo knows someone from her team is under threat, and to stave off elimination she decides on a visit to Sharon’s office… ‘these two bitches can kiss my ass, right now’, she adds. (Hahahaha, that’s the funniest line I’ve heard on this show)
Crying, she tells Sharon she didn’t lie at the fashion show, and further complains that the girls said ‘I am old, I am ugly and I am a whore’.
‘I am not a whore’, she corrects. (lmmfao…so you’re old and ugly?)
As she leaves Sharon’s office, Rodeo’s tears disappear (I got scared watching that, it was like a scene from a horror movie)
Upstairs, Rodeo tells Megan Sharon wants to see her. In the office Sharon asks Megan one question, ‘did you try to cheat, yesterday?’
Megan answers, ‘No, I didn’t try and cheat’
And that was that… it was now time for the Elimination ceremony.
Eschewing tradition, Sharon calls 4 ladies down…Inna, Lacey, Megan and Rodeo.
Addressing Lacey, Sharon says, ‘you are pushing my buttons, you are pushing me to the point where I want to tell you to pack your bags and fuck off home’ (that was awkward)
She asks Lacey to return to the group.
Megan is next, giggling as usual; but Sharon is in pwning mode…‘Megan, I watched you on Rock of Love, and my impression of you is that you are a conniving, back-stabbing little bitch’ (wtf? wth? hahaha)
Asks if she wants to change, Megan mumbles ‘uh huh’, and then ‘yes’. Surprisingly, Sharon asks her to return to the group, leaving Inna and Rodeo as the last two.
Turning to Inna, Sharon says you let yourself and your team down. But, as Destiney cries (uh?), Sharon tells Rodeo she ‘absolutely blew it’ and eliminates her.
In her exit message, Rodeo has a melt-down. Off-camera she blurts, ‘I stood up for myself and I looked like an idiot. I am pissed off as helllll’
‘I needed money!’ (and we need a break from your tired ass)
I actually think that Rodeo was making a lot of that stuff up. Besides the bracelet thing (which she could easily have stopped Megan from taking), I think she was lying to try and save her ass. She was eliminated though, so I was happy for that.
Sharon is such a good headmistress in my opinion. She totally pwned all the girls that walked up onto the carpet.
Also, like I said in the spoiler entry:
I really think that Megan’s team could have won, or at least avoided the carpet if Rodeo didn’t open her big fat crazy mouth. She bugs me so much and I pray to never see her on TV again. Also, Inna’s team had a good chance at winning if she had just taken a bath and put on some shoes.
Brandi really was pretty different without Lacey or Megan. She didn’t really have a choice, but it was interesting to see.
Megan dug her grave, and I still think she’s going home next week. I would have liked her to stay longer, but oh well. At least Lacey will be around for a while (to the best of my knowledge at the moment). Also, Lacey better watch herself too. I wasn’t expecting her to get screamed at like that, I thought that would be Megan.
For the next two weeks, I’m betting Megan and then Inna to be the next two to go.
$LOL GOOD AZZ RECAP!!!$
dancing with the stars with Obama and Sarah Palin
I like Brandi C without Megan. She seems to be a follower of Megan and she seems more cruel in her presence. Brandi M was right. She does seem more sincere.
Lol at Sharon’s ripping into Lacey and Megan. I don’t mind Megan, but she’s losing points with me the more I watch her. She doesn’t seem like a genuine person at all, and she sounds scripted as all hell. Also, the bikini gimmick is getting old (even though she can rock a bikini!) I always say if you’ve got it, flaunt it…but this is getting ridiculous. She would still look hot in other attire too!
brandi was looking hot as hell on that runway
I can’t stand Megan, Pink Pig or Lacey! The fact that Pink Pig/Brandi C is okay when not around those two makes her even worse. Unlike Bret, Sharon knows these booches and how they act. I don’t think Rodeo was making stuff up, just stuff was not seen/shown. As I said before, Rodeo is too old to get caught up in their mess of these young girls. Go take care of your child, be the adult you are and stop trying to get rich, quick. You need money, get a job… do some milf porn; something!
didn’t think I would ever say this but…Megan, go home! You bug the crap outta me
and I love how VH1 is so desperate for viewers for Pick-up Artist that they won’t show a preview until during the episode.
LOL. OMG what an episode! This charm school like “last semester” is getting REAL. I was starting to think that Sharon didn’t even watch ROL but this episode sealed the deal for me that Sharon’s REAL. I really want Sharon to nail the girls who just did ILM because they are thinking that this is just another dumb reality show but like the FOL girls they are about to get a wake up call.
I’m so glad Sharon called out Megan. Megan really thinks she’s gonna fool Sharon? Yeah honey you may have tricked your fellow idiots on ILM but this is CS baby. Also my Lacey should have kept quiet, she knows she’s been on the line for a while. But this was the best ep hands down. Props to Sharon for actually letting these fame seeking whores know that this show isen’t a game.
Also Rodeo freakin crying about the money, thats what she get for spending it all on that freakin barbeque sauce. She was FAKE and needs to go home. Rodeo hung herself. But I thank GOD that Sharon put the fear of God in Megan.
CHARM SCHOOL’S BACK IN SESSION! TIME TO GET REAL!
It’s amazing that both Megan & Brandi with their funky asses talk so much trash about everyone else. I just watched the extras and damn, they ought to be ashamed of themselves for not bathing or showering at least once per day. Disgusting!!
Ok,For The Next Week I Think That Nobody Go Home.Because Of The Big Fight Of Heather = Lacey,Megan = Brandi M = Brandi C = Destiney.So She Cant Expel Everybody…Sharon In The End Of This Episode Said That She Wants Megan And Lacey In The House Because They Need It More.
Just See The Trailer,It Said A Lot…
lol @ Sharon saying Megan couldn’t pull one over on her when she just did last episode.
So Thats What I Believe
Tomorrow when I go to school and my friends try to talk to me ima be like “I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS! I’M HERE TO GET MY EDUCATION!” lol. Then when y teacher pulls me asid i’ll be like “I’m here to get my education by any means necessary” lol, gotta love KI KI!
i dont lol
KI KI’s the bomb, she keeps it real.
The extras make me hate Megan, Brandi C and Lacey even more. How the fuck would anyone be jealous of the Joker’s stupid, slutty twin sister, A woman who must have obviously been dropped immediately after birth to give her that flat ass, deformed pug face and a evil, perpetually hungover looking manipulative vampire bitch? Who the fuck would be jealous of these stank ass one-track minded hoes? They accuse everyone of being fat, stupid bitches but it’s obvious they don’t read because if they did they would know they got a full 2 (1 wouldn’t be able to hold Brandi C’s fat ass) page spread in the dictionary next to the words fat, evil, stank, stupid bitches.
I liked Rodeo in ROL. But she just got more and more pitiful each show she got on. So I’m glad she’s gone
and I just saw the extras, why don’t they shower — that is so nasty.
I thought Brandi C. had the best line of the night when she was talking about her team, a russian man, trailer park trash and someone who doesn’t speak
Btw - what is going on with Kristie Joe this time around? She was memorable right off the bat in ROL2, now she’s a wallflower.
Also, I thought Brandi C. looked great during the fashion show
Jadiel, that’s a good theory, but unfortunately it seems like the fight between Megan and Brandi M. happens sooner, and the other fight happens later. Pretty sure Megan goes. She’s on the losing team and she’s the only one not shown from the final nine challenge. If they don’t eliminate anyone that’d be great, but I don’t have my hopes up lol
They probably don’t shower as they may be hung over and by the time they wake up, it is time for the next challenge
If you watch the last video in the extras, Destiney’s a stripper and her stripper name is Stephanie, lol
Why is Brandi C. upset with her team……….Inna wasnt her choice but the other two were…………..U picked ur own team so why are u upset????? I love Sharon she owned those sluts and she obviously watched ROL………….unlike MoNique who probably saw an episode or two and based her opinions off of other people
Oh yeah, and Megan and Brandi C. keep saying Destiney’s pregnant. Where’d they get that one from? lol
wooooow the extras are a lot more harsh…………..Sharon WENT DA FUCK OFF>……………..”You are out of your league.”
those commercials before the videos are sooo fuckin annoying
Have you seen that gut on Destiney? She does look pregnant.
I do think that Brandi looked great after her makeover.
They really don’t show Destiney doing as much as she apparently has according to the extras. Also, it’s disgusting that Megan and Brandi don’t shower… I thought they showered every day or at least every other day… Oh, one more thing, were Brandi and Megan just being mean to Destiney, or is Destiney really pregnant? It would explain the mood swings she seems to be having.
wooooooooow…………..Frank Jr. the only difference is he’s allowed to live with his mother!!!!!!
Sharon telling lacey and megan off was awsome.Its about time
someone put them in their place.Megan is not only ugly on the
outside she is also ugly on the inside.Lacey is the same way
to khicago
lol about getting your EDUCATION I laughed twenty minutes over that.
rodeo is fifty if she is a day. she should know not to make so much drama over a bracelet that megan held for a minute if that.
poor girl she needs to get to a doctor stat. I realize some time has passed since this was filmed but you know she needs another appointment!
Destiney isn’t pregnant. If she was then she would have been about 8 months pregnant at the filming of the ILM reunion show which was filmed about a month ago.
Sharon goes off on Megan and Lacey (video)
The Missing Nephew of Jennifer Hudson is dead too
they found a boys body they have not yet released if it is him or not.
It’s likely that it is him. He was found in the white Suburban they were looking for. How horrible.
Is this where I have to come to find you?
I went on Jennifer’s and Julia’s myspaces and were looking at pics of Jen’s brother,mom and Julian, it broke my heart to the point where all I could see was my bro, my mom and my nephew. Please spend time with your loved ones. Who ever did this should be tortured.
Sharon Osbourne rocks! I loved that extra where rips into Lacey and Megan. I’m so glad that someone finally address that ridiculous smirk she always has (that I’d love to slap off her face). VH1 should’ve aired that as is.
WTF…who saw the extras where they were talking about how Megan and Brandi C don’t shower. That’s gross and so not cute. Those bitches need to wash their dirty asses. What were they laughing for… hehehe our pussies smell like rotten fish, hehehe. Whiteboy alluded to them being dirty in an interview. Also, Sharon Osbourne curses worse than a sailor and she’s supposed to be teaching someone how to have class…I don’t think so. Also, that show with the gay brothers sucks.
OBAMA 08 BABY!
Umm…Sharon needs to calm down, seriously. How are you tryna teach bitches about class and respect and you’re cussing them out like you’re their mother? Mo’Nique NEVER went there with the girls. Sharon is ridiculous. I woulda cussed her out right back.
Shes so jealous of Megan. Old whore.
Im very confused with the next episode. Why Brandi M. had the same shirt in the fight with Megan,and when Brandi C. spit to Destiny. And in the supertrailer,The part when Brandi C is kissing a guy in the bar,I see crearly in the right side the face of Megan.
So ¿ ?
what ever happened to that episode where the girls get uglified and have to go on dates, am I making it up or was it for another show, anyone know whats going on???
I love sharon she is the shit.I dont think she is jealous of
megan. Killinuhoes you are beging to sound like megan please
dont
So I guess Megan gets kicked off the show in the next episode for kicking Brandi M, and Brandi C cries at elimination when Megan gets kicked off? Is that what everyone’s thinking? Brandi M should have kicked Megan’s ass, seriously you don’t kick someone esp. with those fucking giraffe legs of hers. I do like this show better than Real Chance at Love, I refuse to watch that foolishness. And the show coming out with Daisy, is VH1 serious? That bitch couldn’t even form a sentence when she was on ROL. Now they’re just throwing whatever shit they can think think of against the wall.
Hey anyone watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta on Bravo- love it!
My favorite quote on this episode goes to Jessica,” Shaorn gives us some markers, glue, some safety pins and some stain sticks……I’m not MC GYVER!”
Alos, did you see on Celebrity Rehab 2 when Nikki is out partying before check in that Heather and Sappharhyi are sitting next to her???!! WTF? (were they doing in tampa that is, LOL)