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Enigmatic on Real Chance Of Love
At first I thought the show would be a lame rehash in the endless cycle of VH1 dating shows but so far, I think the show isn’t as lame as both seasons of Rock of Love.
I was extremely disappointed by the first episode because I thought that I was going to be inundated with a bunch of mentally unstable girls, strippers, drama queens, wannabes and just a general crop of girls who look a hot mess.
The second episode wasn’t that much better because now I was forced to realize that some of these girls are actually the way they are and that they can’t blame their behavior on first night first impressions or alcohol.
Thoughts on the challenge…
I thought the challenge was pretty stupid. If the point is to collect as many tickets as possible, why would some of the girls only ask for 10-25 tickets when they could see that other girls were asking for 100 tickets? It’s not like their booths were occupied when their man visited the other booths.
It was also obvious that some of these girls were out of their element because they picked a booth where they couldn’t strip to collect tickets.
Thoughts on Chance and Real…
Something tells me that they desperately want to live up to whatever wack precedent that Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels set. I am probably not the first and last person to say that they are not, never have been, and never will be playas. I thought whatever playa-status they had should have definitely been revoked on I Love Money.
It’s sad that someone who cried like a bitch when New York eliminated him and acted like a crazy stalker who couldn’t comprehend the word “No” when Hoopz turned down his proposal, actually stole a girl from his brother and then let this same brother bamboozle him into eliminating another.
I don’t think that says much about Real other than he’s a gullible, extra-sensitive dumbass.
However, it does say that Chance is a thirsty lame who can’t put more than one rational thought together to save his life or his pride. I think it is plainly obvious that Chance feels he doesn’t have to work for any of his girls’ affection and he will basically eliminate them when he gets bored of them; while Real feels torn between actually finding a good girl and finally being able to get attention from more than one girl at a time for the first time in his life.
Thoughts on the girls…
Promo -What do these guys see in her? She looks like an albino raccoon to me with that fake blonde hair and heavy makeup.
Corn Fed -I can kinda relate because I have never dated a black man either (or any man for that matter) but you, the whitest of all the white girls on the show, can’t say that because the other girls will think that you’re racist or fake.
Milf -I don’t know what the hell Real (and Chance if you saw the extras this week) see in her either. Maybe they just like their hoes to have experience.
So Hood -At first I thought she was gonna out-whore Lusty and Milf, but she’s failing spectacularly because she’s not even getting Chance interested in her.
Lusty -I really think her ’sexually needy older woman’ act is fake and she just needs to stop because if the other girls are too old for that then she is definitely too old for it.
Ki Ki -It’s obvious I don’t like this girl. I’m not going to compare her to Bootz or New York because at least they came up with other shit to say to, and about folks. However, she still needs Bay Bay Bay to donate some of her neck to her so she can stop looking like a black Cabbage Patch Doll.
Bubbles -It is a damn shame when the only time I can understand what she says is when she speaks Spanish.
And I don’t speak Spanish!
I would speak on the other girls but they get no camera time, except Cali, and I have absolutely no idea about how their personalities are.
I hope Chance doesn’t mess up this show by trying to get who and what Real has. So far it seems like it’s a competition between Chance and Real instead of them trying to find someone. I hope these hoes realize that Chance is an immature ADHD having idiot.
“Bubbles -It is a damn shame when the only time I can understand what she says is when she speaks Spanish.
And I don’t speak Spanish!”
Lmao. I didn’t like Bubbles at first but she’s starting to grow on me. She’s so dumb it’s cute lol.
yea she’s one of those dumb girls who gets by because she’s a TOTAL airhead……………she’s harmless but den again it could just b an act!!!!!!!!!!
WTF ever happened 2 IT…………i was sure he’d b on more shows 2 come as funny as he was
I think Bubbles would be a good match for Chance. Together maybe their IQ would hit double digits
im so confused. I havent seen the episode yet but who is sexy legs? Is she the white girl that let real lick whip cream off her legs?
lol i love enig, she’s funny. But my KIKI rocks.
Well dayum, Aurelius, if you don’t know Sexy Legs then I guess there really won’t be any Aurelius recaps of RCOL. And, you likely haven’t been reading the Bourgy blog lately, as there are at least two posts about her on the front page. Shame shame shame. Oh well.
Sexy Legs is a done deal now — eliminated. No need to worry about her.
And by next Wednesday, don’t be axin’ ’bout who Sarah Palin is either. She’ll be a done deal by then, as well.
Yeah, Enig, the challenge was stupid. In fact, they are leaving much of the explanation of the challenge on the cutting room floor, likely because they know the challenges are bullshit.
How in the world did these girls get the time to put conceptualize these carnival games, design them, create them, and then set them up??? Anyway, like you wrote, the whole ticket thing was just stupid and contrived.
lol CL, but I don’t roll with the “Stallionaires”.
I’ll occasionally watch though to see Rabbit and KiKi though
Aurelius I was really looking forward to your recaps of RCOL.
i dont get it about promo either she is so fake looking and at the lame o carnival she had the worst orange uneven spray on tan EVER she is fake and icky
Steupz you act all nice to me when the show was about to air.. wanting to use my pics. & tellin me you’re not gonna say anything bad about me in your blog.. & now look what you’re saying: “Promo -What do these guys see in her? She looks like an albino raccoon to me with that fake blonde hair and heavy makeup.” YOU ARE THE FAKE ONE! Act all nice, then talk shit. You’re so ignorant.. not a damn thing on me is fake, from my hair to my tan & all that shit.. Whatever.. I guess that’s your job.. you’re so much better than me but you write fricken blogs about the show I was on. I feel bad for you.. you make a hobby out of talking crap about other ppl.. Get a damn life!
Steupz didn’t write those things about you. I wrote those things about you.
Promo is hot, even if she does look like an albino rat (not in my opinion) you guys talk shit on everyone.
why does vh1 keep putting out the same shit?!!? I can already guess the name of the next show its gonna be _______ of Love. These shows suck!Do the producers not know that we know their editing techniques.Im all for giving trailer trash and hood garbage jobs but strippers already get enough money dancing naked.I dont think they need the camera time.and one more thing..I think whatever sexually transmitted disease NewYork spread to Chance and Real has spread to the I love money cast,the real chance of love cast, all the random skeezers they fucked in the past has spread to the unfortunate unsuspecting general population.