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Charm School 2 Episode 4: Megan kicked out
As Jessica reads the notice-board, Lacey reflects on eliminations and Sharon’s opinion of her. But there is no time to dwell as the ladies congregate for a lesson on Rock & Roll with Miles Copeland, former manager of The Police, The Bangles and The Go-Gos (times must be rough to end up on Charm School 2)
This week’s commandment is ‘Thou shalt be taking care of business’ and the challenge is to manage a band for a ‘live’ performance.
But before that, Miles gives them lessons in management, the most important being ‘Use your gut’ (speaking of gut…Destiney is either pregnant or she hasn’t had a period in years)
Miles is way energetic (second-hand coke???) and his enthusiasm is infectious as Sharon mouths she is very excited about the challenge.
The Headmistress separates the ladies into two teams… Lacey, Brandi M, Destiney, Dallas and Kristy Joe are Team B; and everyone else is Team A.
The rules are more complicated, the teams must comprise a manager, a musical director, a stylist and 2 creative directors. The winning team’s manager avoids elimination and the losing team’s manager earns a place in the ‘Bottom 3′
Brandi C and Destiney -after her stellar performance as an emcee- are their respective teams’ managers.
Picking the bands would prove more difficult as the teams must select 4 members each, from a pool of 15 musicians, auditioning.
Among the musicians are a guy who looks like a reject from Insane Clown Posse, a drummer who Megan described as ‘an uglier version of Kenny G’ (dies, lol), and Charles, Daisy’s ex who appeared on Rock of Love (if all that tv time on ROL did nothing for your career, you think Charm School will? SMH)
All three of them end up on Destiney’s team along with a dude named Cole.
Brandi C’s team was not as memorable, save for the lead singer, a girl named Maura who looks like a fat Sheryl Crow. (nahhh, not really)
With the band members selected, the ladies are told they have just a few hours to rehearse for tomorrow’s performance. Immediately Lacey takes control, alerting the band to her strong musical background (her words…you know I ain’t saying that bullshit)
Elsewhere Megan finds herself with nothing to do, or more truthfully, chooses to do nothing… ‘I only have effort for two things; tanning and drinking’, she adds, as she pours glasses of champagne. (thus confirming it takes no effort to look as sexy as she does… SMH)
Returning from their fashion trek, stylists Heather and Dallas dress their bands. Dallas favors red-pants, whilst Heather is especially fond of an army green pants-suit she bought for Maura. Maura tries it on and… OMG, a cameltoe upshoot! (wtf yo, it’s Sunday!)
Maura’s vagina isn’t the only thing in pain; poor Destiney breaks down from the stress and is consoled by Kristy Joe. (when Kristy Joe’s emo ass is consoling you, you might as well kill yourself)
The next morning finds Maura not answering her phone; the suspicion is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing brother. (the truth is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing cameltoe)
Without her, Brandi C says Heather will perform the song, but all is forgotten when Maura greets them at the studio.
As they set-up and prepare for the ‘live show’ Inna is noticeably overdressed (lord knows what she’ll wear to meet the Duchess of Birminghamshire). But in the Green-room, Brandi M seems annoyed that Maura has interrupted her flirting with Charles.
As the topic moves to her hospitalized brother, Brandi M wishes him luck as Maura departs.
Hanging with Team A, Maura is told -by Megan- of comments made by Brandi M about her brother (???)… which brings her to tears.(???)
Soon Brandi M learns she is being blamed for Maura’s tears, and entering the room to apologize she is repelled by Megan and Brandi C; but not before accusing the dynamic duo of manipulating the lead singer.
In the end, it’s Brandi M awash with tears as her Team’s members console her.
Charm School Rock Showcase
As the ladies face Sharon and the Deans, Brandi M is in tears, still (fake, just totally fake).
‘Brandi M, what’s up with you missis?’, asks Sharon.
Getting what she wanted Brandi M relates the event, but Sharon dismisses it and presses on with the showcase.
Destiney’s band, Addiction is featured first and their performance is decent, but only that. Next is Brandi C’s group Chosen, but as we all know, every horror has a sequel so we are once again scared shitless by Cameltoe 2.
After the performances, Sharon confers with her Deans but is ultimately persuaded by her guest judge and awards victory to Addiction and Team B.
The result leaves Brandi C open to elimination and Megan vows to save her and scheme to oust Heather instead. (I Love Money just went straight to her head, didn’t it…SMH)
As Megan, Lacey and Brandi C discuss strategy; Brandi M, as ever is eavesdropping on the conversation (she needs help for her Megan addiction)
For reasons known only to herself, Brandi M opts to confront Megan and Brandi C but is blocked at the door. She tries to force her way into the bedroom but is kicked, or rather stamped by Megan.
‘What?’, Megan asks.
Brandi M, looking scared and pathetic does nothing but walk away. Later she writes a note in a big-ass crayon, kindergarten font and slips it under Sharon’s door. (gutless)
Eliminations
As a nervous Brandi C faces the panel, Sharon says the rules say the losing manager must step down but (waving Brandi M’s note) says the note means Brandi C will stay in Charm School another episode, at least.
Instead she asks Brandi M and Megan to step forward.
After expressing disappointment with Brandi M, she reiterates Megan is on her shitlist and is then interrupted by Dean Riki who goes on a rant about Megan wanting to be a trophy-wife.
Ask what she’ll do if that doesn’t work out, Megan answers ‘I’m gonna be a dentist’ (hahahahaha)
**I’m gonna be a dentist is my response from now on whenever someone asks me a stupid question**
Sensing Megan’s fate, Brandi C is an emotional wreck. (tears must have a lot of calories because suddenly she looks like a whale)
‘If you send her home, I’m leaving’, she warns Sharon; who advises her, ‘don’t you dare give me an ultimatum, missis’.
She then turns her attention to Megan and says, ‘I’ve made my decision, you are expelled Megan’.
With no visible display of emotion, Megan hands in her pin and walks off.
Brandi C is distraught and her mascara has an oil spill… as fake-ass Brandi M hugs Sharon.
When the dust settles, Heather and Dallas dance and celebrate Megan’s elimination as Brandi C -in tears- kisses Lily; that is until Riki enters the room and says, ‘Megan’s gone and the dog has to go too’
Next week it’s the visit of the Duchess of Birminghamshire…
lol at Episode 8 (Lacey)
sorry for the triple post but i wonder why two girls are expelled in episode 8 and only 3 girls make it too the finale.
someone probably quit
Well we know Heather and Lacey make it too the final six because their doing the puppet thing which is the challnge.
and Brandi C and Destiney cause they act out the spitting scene with puppets
I thought Brandi C. wouldve been eliminated in that episode but its probably Brandi M. for attacking Brandi C. =[[[[[[[[
Getting eliminated for
spitting < attacking someones face lol
no brandi m is in the final 3 because in the supertrailer you see her making t-shirts and saying i really like this
well final four…thanks for saying that i got a little worried!
Brandi M wins the show. It doesn’t matter that she’s a violent trashy whore. My educated guess:
Episode 5: Inna
Episode 6: Dallas
Episode 7: Kristy Jo
Episode 8: Jessica and Brandi C.
Final four: Lacey, Destiney, Brandi M, Heather
Final two: Lacey and Brandi M.
If people like megan and lacey are so rich why do they need to be on these types of shows? are they losers/attention whores? do they have nothing better to do? no more likely they need money because they aint as rich as they want people to think they are and they need people to notice them because they are pathetic. people on reality tv shows are losers. they cant act so getting a real tv show is out and they just want strangers to love them. fucking sad.
now you kno its official wen milf has her own wikipedia page linking to all her porn sites lolhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmo_Hight
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmo_Hight
Glad that air headed lazy ass butter face big balloon face ass bitch is gone.
OMG another porn star?
Whoa.
http://blog.vh1.com/2008-11-03/megans-tear-free-goodbye/
“How old is she?”
“Like 42.”
They deserve no comment from me. Everyone knows I hate them and I’m not argue with their stubborn ass, (other words I will not include here because they are insulting to other posters here) fans.
Enig…. why do you watch these shows and come to the bourgy if you don’t ever like any of these people and don’t do anything except complain about how much you hate them?
I said yesterday that it’s because I don’t like anything else in my life either. I don’t like anything and I talk bad about everything. It’s just something to do and without it I would be a much angrier person than I already am.
You’re starting to sound a bit like Raven — lol. you don’t like ANYTHING?
No I don’t like anything. I have been this way for a really long time.
There has to be SOMETHING you like.
No, not really. I sit here all day in front of this computer complaining. I only leave here when I have to go to class or to run an errand. My life is boring and empty so instead of complaining about my life here, I just complain about VH1 shows which is the only thing I watch other than news, sports, and a few shows on ABC.
Well, don’t take this as an insult, because it might sound like i’m trying to be a smartass, though I’m really not, but get a dog. Or do you have one?
I have a cat but it doesn’t like me unless he wants me to feed him or let him go outside. This place is too small for a dog and I don’t really like dogs.
Also. there is only one thing you or anyone else could ever say to insult me and I don’t give a reason for anyone to call me that word here. Hint: the word is not bitch.
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=131717098&blogID=445458614
This is from Raven’s Myspace blog about her experience on the reality shows. Don’t miss the end part where she calls Megan a sociopath.
I think thats hilarious that you say Megan would never stoop so low as to make fun of someone. LMAO. Yeah fuckin right
This show is going to suck! I can’t believe Megan is gone and that whore Brandi M. is still there. I can’t wait until the episode where Brandi C. spits in Destiney’s fat, piggy, ugly, gross face.
I am SO hoping that Brandi M. leaves. Brandi C. isn’t going to be that entertaining without Megan there. The only other girl I like is Jessica. So I hope she wins. GO JESSICA!
Enigmatic Anon thatis sooooo sad there has to be somthing you like
how about your family. Life is too short i hate to see someone
that unhappy. As for ravens myspace blog all i have to say is
WOW!!!!!
lol @ Raven’s blog. Megan was the star, duh, and Heather is a desperate attention whore, Dallas and Brandi M were homeless. lol
can someone email me raven blog….mkeon@yahoo.com
“Brandi M, looking scared and pathetic does nothing but walk away.”
I’m gonna have to disagree with ya there. Brandi was holding herself from ripping Megan’s big-ass head off. Megan KICKED her and instead of smacking the f***ing sh*t out of Megan, Brandi chose to use her stupid and irrational slip up to send her butt out. Megan & Lacey set up people all the time and it was nice to see Megan get a little karma.
Does anyone know where I can watch the supertrailer for Charm School? I looked at vh1.com, but it’s not there and I can’t find it on youtube either.
OK. So I found the supertrailer and from what I saw Brandi M. did push Megan first. I even heard her say “Get out of my face.” I think Megan was robbed.
The hottest of the girls are probably Megan and Jessica. Kristy Jo does have a nice body, but her face looks toi masculine and transgender.
OMG! I am so pissed! I just watched the extras and Brandi M. did put her hands on Megan first. Ugh!!
Megan had that shit comin, and lacy really needs to go, she so annoying, she just act out to get some fucking attention. She knows that she pissing people off, I’m suprised nobody has fucked her ass up, even though they would get eliminated.