Charm School 2 Episode 4: Megan kicked out
As Jessica reads the notice-board, Lacey reflects on eliminations and Sharon’s opinion of her. But there is no time to dwell as the ladies congregate for a lesson on Rock & Roll with Miles Copeland, former manager of The Police, The Bangles and The Go-Gos (times must be rough to end up on Charm School 2)
This week’s commandment is ‘Thou shalt be taking care of business’ and the challenge is to manage a band for a ‘live’ performance.
But before that, Miles gives them lessons in management, the most important being ‘Use your gut’ (speaking of gut…Destiney is either pregnant or she hasn’t had a period in years)
Miles is way energetic (second-hand coke???) and his enthusiasm is infectious as Sharon mouths she is very excited about the challenge.
The Headmistress separates the ladies into two teams… Lacey, Brandi M, Destiney, Dallas and Kristy Joe are Team B; and everyone else is Team A.
The rules are more complicated, the teams must comprise a manager, a musical director, a stylist and 2 creative directors. The winning team’s manager avoids elimination and the losing team’s manager earns a place in the ‘Bottom 3′
Brandi C and Destiney -after her stellar performance as an emcee- are their respective teams’ managers.
Picking the bands would prove more difficult as the teams must select 4 members each, from a pool of 15 musicians, auditioning.
Among the musicians are a guy who looks like a reject from Insane Clown Posse, a drummer who Megan described as ‘an uglier version of Kenny G’ (dies, lol), and Charles, Daisy’s ex who appeared on Rock of Love (if all that tv time on ROL did nothing for your career, you think Charm School will? SMH)
All three of them end up on Destiney’s team along with a dude named Cole.
Brandi C’s team was not as memorable, save for the lead singer, a girl named Maura who looks like a fat Sheryl Crow. (nahhh, not really)
With the band members selected, the ladies are told they have just a few hours to rehearse for tomorrow’s performance. Immediately Lacey takes control, alerting the band to her strong musical background (her words…you know I ain’t saying that bullshit)
Elsewhere Megan finds herself with nothing to do, or more truthfully, chooses to do nothing… ‘I only have effort for two things; tanning and drinking’, she adds, as she pours glasses of champagne. (thus confirming it takes no effort to look as sexy as she does… SMH)
Returning from their fashion trek, stylists Heather and Dallas dress their bands. Dallas favors red-pants, whilst Heather is especially fond of an army green pants-suit she bought for Maura. Maura tries it on and… OMG, a cameltoe upshoot! (wtf yo, it’s Sunday!)
Maura’s vagina isn’t the only thing in pain; poor Destiney breaks down from the stress and is consoled by Kristy Joe. (when Kristy Joe’s emo ass is consoling you, you might as well kill yourself)
The next morning finds Maura not answering her phone; the suspicion is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing brother. (the truth is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing cameltoe)
Without her, Brandi C says Heather will perform the song, but all is forgotten when Maura greets them at the studio.
As they set-up and prepare for the ‘live show’ Inna is noticeably overdressed (lord knows what she’ll wear to meet the Duchess of Birminghamshire). But in the Green-room, Brandi M seems annoyed that Maura has interrupted her flirting with Charles.
As the topic moves to her hospitalized brother, Brandi M wishes him luck as Maura departs.
Hanging with Team A, Maura is told -by Megan- of comments made by Brandi M about her brother (???)… which brings her to tears.(???)
Soon Brandi M learns she is being blamed for Maura’s tears, and entering the room to apologize she is repelled by Megan and Brandi C; but not before accusing the dynamic duo of manipulating the lead singer.
In the end, it’s Brandi M awash with tears as her Team’s members console her.
Charm School Rock Showcase
As the ladies face Sharon and the Deans, Brandi M is in tears, still (fake, just totally fake).
‘Brandi M, what’s up with you missis?’, asks Sharon.
Getting what she wanted Brandi M relates the event, but Sharon dismisses it and presses on with the showcase.
Destiney’s band, Addiction is featured first and their performance is decent, but only that. Next is Brandi C’s group Chosen, but as we all know, every horror has a sequel so we are once again scared shitless by Cameltoe 2.
After the performances, Sharon confers with her Deans but is ultimately persuaded by her guest judge and awards victory to Addiction and Team B.
The result leaves Brandi C open to elimination and Megan vows to save her and scheme to oust Heather instead. (I Love Money just went straight to her head, didn’t it…SMH)
As Megan, Lacey and Brandi C discuss strategy; Brandi M, as ever is eavesdropping on the conversation (she needs help for her Megan addiction)
For reasons known only to herself, Brandi M opts to confront Megan and Brandi C but is blocked at the door. She tries to force her way into the bedroom but is kicked, or rather stamped by Megan.
‘What?’, Megan asks.
Brandi M, looking scared and pathetic does nothing but walk away. Later she writes a note in a big-ass crayon, kindergarten font and slips it under Sharon’s door. (gutless)
Eliminations
As a nervous Brandi C faces the panel, Sharon says the rules say the losing manager must step down but (waving Brandi M’s note) says the note means Brandi C will stay in Charm School another episode, at least.
Instead she asks Brandi M and Megan to step forward.
After expressing disappointment with Brandi M, she reiterates Megan is on her shitlist and is then interrupted by Dean Riki who goes on a rant about Megan wanting to be a trophy-wife.
Ask what she’ll do if that doesn’t work out, Megan answers ‘I’m gonna be a dentist’ (hahahahaha)
**I’m gonna be a dentist is my response from now on whenever someone asks me a stupid question**
Sensing Megan’s fate, Brandi C is an emotional wreck. (tears must have a lot of calories because suddenly she looks like a whale)
‘If you send her home, I’m leaving’, she warns Sharon; who advises her, ‘don’t you dare give me an ultimatum, missis’.
She then turns her attention to Megan and says, ‘I’ve made my decision, you are expelled Megan’.
With no visible display of emotion, Megan hands in her pin and walks off.
Brandi C is distraught and her mascara has an oil spill… as fake-ass Brandi M hugs Sharon.
When the dust settles, Heather and Dallas dance and celebrate Megan’s elimination as Brandi C -in tears- kisses Lily; that is until Riki enters the room and says, ‘Megan’s gone and the dog has to go too’
Next week it’s the visit of the Duchess of Birminghamshire…
Sensing Megan’s fate, Brandi M is an emotional wreck. (tears must have a lot of calories because suddenly she looks like a whale)
‘If you send her home, I’m leaving’, she warns Megan; who advises her, ‘don’t you dare give me an ultimatum, missis’.
Brandi M should be Brandi C, and “megan” should be Sharon
Thanks Corey
This show is going to be so boring now. There will be that one big fight and then…nothing.
Damn I love Brandi C and all but that she crying all the time is insane. why the fuck is she so emotional? like in the extras after arguing with Destiney she starts crying as soon as she talks to lacey and megan because they weren’t there. I’m guessing she used to cry a lot to get what she wanted when she was a kid.
I wonder if she is gonna go on a murderous rampage now that megan is gone. seriously she they need to put her on suicide watch in that house talkin about “drilling her head”.
Finally an expulsion was done correctly.
I would have just rather have Lacey gone though…
I hope you can get Megan to do another interview corey. I’m dying to hear what she has to say about the other girls and her time at charm school. I wonder if she really did hide dog shit all around the house? lol
BYE MEGAN
KARMA IS A (BEEP)
With Brandi C. are methheads that emo? When she is the brains of your team, you are in trouble. Megan, what did she do during the contest?
A dentist…really?!?! a dentist. Dental assistants are usually very attractive.
My favorite part was when Ricki tlkd Brandi C. that the dog had to go too. he had so much glee. Then, on the extras, he cut the things throat, graphic!
I WONDER IF THE LADIES OF REAL CHANCE OF LOVE WILL HAVE A CHARM SCHOOL SEASON??
I BET SO HOOD WOULD BE A CONTESTANT.
THEN AGAIN…WUT ABOUT THE FLAVOR OF LOVE 3 BITCHES
AND AM I HE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THERE WILL BE ANOTHER SEASON OF REAL CHANCE OF LOVE!!
OMG THIS ADDICTING CRAP GOES ON AND ON!!
woo! finally i dont have to be annoyed everytime i watch this show. i liked her alot better with ilny and fol people than with just rol girls.
I guess I can do my list now seeing as I really have nothing else to do.
Brandi C- She needs Zoloft. She really does and while she’s at it, she needs to invest in some industrial grade waterproof mascara. She can cry all this time here on CS but her ass couldn’t produce one damn tear for the ILM crying challenge. WTF?
Brandi M-Uh, her stress level would be so much lower if she just avoided Megan. Now that’s Megan is gone she can now focus on important things like shedding her trailer trash image for good.
Megan-She’s a bitch. We all know it, she knows it and everyone on CS and ILM knew it too. I can’t understand why people don’t just leave her alone so she can go and control her 2 bitches (Lily and Brandi C) in peace, away fron the TV cameras of course.
Destiney-She’s another candidate in need of some Zoloft. Does she really regret dumping the Entertainer or something? She cries every episode too. Her and Brandi C are doing a damn good job of making everyone forget that Kristy Joe was supposed to be the most emotional girl on the show.
Lacey- This bitch can’t sing or play any musical instruments. What the fuck gives her the right to boss people with at least a half a sliver more talent than she has around. She needs to go sit the fuck down somewhere and make sure Brandi C doesn’t eat herself to death or try to drown herself in the bathroom sink.
Dallas-If she wears one more ugly ass grandma dress then I will choke her. I know she has to shop at the thrift store.
Kristy Joe, Inna and Jessica-What the fuck is their purpose on this show? They have probably collectively said about 50 words and got about 6 minutes of camera time this whole season.
you forgot heather
You’re right. I guess Heather could be added to the column with Kristy Joe, Inna and Jessica because she hasn’t really done shit but dress like a horrible Power Ranger prostitute anyway.
now all we need is for Brandi C to go and Brandi M/Kristy Joe to win, and it’ll be all good.
For the record, if that trashbag cunt Brandi M wins this show, i’m done with Vh1. No joke.
LMFAO @ EA’s Heather assessment.
What if Megan gets her own show.
LOL that’d be the only exception.
Brandi C either has a fatal attraction for Megan or they are lesbian lovers. Brandi C’s attachment to Megan is very abnormal. Brandi C is very jealous of Destiney (she was starting trouble with her on the extas). Destiney looks better, is classier, and can attract more guys. While two guys wanted Destiney on I love money, none of the guys would touch Brandi C.
I also agree with one of the posters who said that Megan is not all that. She’s not ugly and she’s in shape, but she is not the prettiest on the show. She desrved to get kicked off because she started so much trouble and picked on Brandi M. However, she was entertaining…If she had her own show, it would be more entertaining than Daisy’s upcoming show.
Lacey is evil because it’s the only way she will ever get attention. She will never get attention for her looks because she’s not pretty. I wonder if she has a crush on Dallas or if she is a bigot.
This show has exceeded my expections, much better than I thought that it would be.
yea i hope brandi m, kristy joe or destiney wins. nobody else seems worthy enuff so far
I swear, Riki got off as soon as Megan was eliminated.
I wonder if he tried to make a move on her and she rejected him once upon a time ago. (Must not have been rich enough then, since she’s a Trophy Wife in training!)
that’s what I think.
wow i just saw the made up lies by Megan and Brandi C.
Makes me hate them even more
Sway, Megan said that Riki did make passes at her and she shot him down which is why he’s so mean to her now, lol.
and Aurelius we don’t know if those are even lies. I spoke with Brandi C today and she says they were truthful.
Corey, you really think Brandi M would say mean stuff to a girl whose brother is in the hospital??? Honestly???
Yeah Brandi M is FAR too classy to make fun of someone. It’s not like she immediately POINTED AND LAUGHED at that poor girl AFTER she made her cry about her brother and his spinal cord injury.
Oh wait, she did.