Charm School 2 Episode 4: Megan kicked out
As Jessica reads the notice-board, Lacey reflects on eliminations and Sharon’s opinion of her. But there is no time to dwell as the ladies congregate for a lesson on Rock & Roll with Miles Copeland, former manager of The Police, The Bangles and The Go-Gos (times must be rough to end up on Charm School 2)
This week’s commandment is ‘Thou shalt be taking care of business’ and the challenge is to manage a band for a ‘live’ performance.
But before that, Miles gives them lessons in management, the most important being ‘Use your gut’ (speaking of gut…Destiney is either pregnant or she hasn’t had a period in years)
Miles is way energetic (second-hand coke???) and his enthusiasm is infectious as Sharon mouths she is very excited about the challenge.
The Headmistress separates the ladies into two teams… Lacey, Brandi M, Destiney, Dallas and Kristy Joe are Team B; and everyone else is Team A.
The rules are more complicated, the teams must comprise a manager, a musical director, a stylist and 2 creative directors. The winning team’s manager avoids elimination and the losing team’s manager earns a place in the ‘Bottom 3′
Brandi C and Destiney -after her stellar performance as an emcee- are their respective teams’ managers.
Picking the bands would prove more difficult as the teams must select 4 members each, from a pool of 15 musicians, auditioning.
Among the musicians are a guy who looks like a reject from Insane Clown Posse, a drummer who Megan described as ‘an uglier version of Kenny G’ (dies, lol), and Charles, Daisy’s ex who appeared on Rock of Love (if all that tv time on ROL did nothing for your career, you think Charm School will? SMH)
All three of them end up on Destiney’s team along with a dude named Cole.
Brandi C’s team was not as memorable, save for the lead singer, a girl named Maura who looks like a fat Sheryl Crow. (nahhh, not really)
With the band members selected, the ladies are told they have just a few hours to rehearse for tomorrow’s performance. Immediately Lacey takes control, alerting the band to her strong musical background (her words…you know I ain’t saying that bullshit)
Elsewhere Megan finds herself with nothing to do, or more truthfully, chooses to do nothing… ‘I only have effort for two things; tanning and drinking’, she adds, as she pours glasses of champagne. (thus confirming it takes no effort to look as sexy as she does… SMH)
Returning from their fashion trek, stylists Heather and Dallas dress their bands. Dallas favors red-pants, whilst Heather is especially fond of an army green pants-suit she bought for Maura. Maura tries it on and… OMG, a cameltoe upshoot! (wtf yo, it’s Sunday!)
Maura’s vagina isn’t the only thing in pain; poor Destiney breaks down from the stress and is consoled by Kristy Joe. (when Kristy Joe’s emo ass is consoling you, you might as well kill yourself)
The next morning finds Maura not answering her phone; the suspicion is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing brother. (the truth is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing cameltoe)
Without her, Brandi C says Heather will perform the song, but all is forgotten when Maura greets them at the studio.
As they set-up and prepare for the ‘live show’ Inna is noticeably overdressed (lord knows what she’ll wear to meet the Duchess of Birminghamshire). But in the Green-room, Brandi M seems annoyed that Maura has interrupted her flirting with Charles.
As the topic moves to her hospitalized brother, Brandi M wishes him luck as Maura departs.
Hanging with Team A, Maura is told -by Megan- of comments made by Brandi M about her brother (???)… which brings her to tears.(???)
Soon Brandi M learns she is being blamed for Maura’s tears, and entering the room to apologize she is repelled by Megan and Brandi C; but not before accusing the dynamic duo of manipulating the lead singer.
In the end, it’s Brandi M awash with tears as her Team’s members console her.
Charm School Rock Showcase
As the ladies face Sharon and the Deans, Brandi M is in tears, still (fake, just totally fake).
‘Brandi M, what’s up with you missis?’, asks Sharon.
Getting what she wanted Brandi M relates the event, but Sharon dismisses it and presses on with the showcase.
Destiney’s band, Addiction is featured first and their performance is decent, but only that. Next is Brandi C’s group Chosen, but as we all know, every horror has a sequel so we are once again scared shitless by Cameltoe 2.
After the performances, Sharon confers with her Deans but is ultimately persuaded by her guest judge and awards victory to Addiction and Team B.
The result leaves Brandi C open to elimination and Megan vows to save her and scheme to oust Heather instead. (I Love Money just went straight to her head, didn’t it…SMH)
As Megan, Lacey and Brandi C discuss strategy; Brandi M, as ever is eavesdropping on the conversation (she needs help for her Megan addiction)
For reasons known only to herself, Brandi M opts to confront Megan and Brandi C but is blocked at the door. She tries to force her way into the bedroom but is kicked, or rather stamped by Megan.
‘What?’, Megan asks.
Brandi M, looking scared and pathetic does nothing but walk away. Later she writes a note in a big-ass crayon, kindergarten font and slips it under Sharon’s door. (gutless)
Eliminations
As a nervous Brandi C faces the panel, Sharon says the rules say the losing manager must step down but (waving Brandi M’s note) says the note means Brandi C will stay in Charm School another episode, at least.
Instead she asks Brandi M and Megan to step forward.
After expressing disappointment with Brandi M, she reiterates Megan is on her shitlist and is then interrupted by Dean Riki who goes on a rant about Megan wanting to be a trophy-wife.
Ask what she’ll do if that doesn’t work out, Megan answers ‘I’m gonna be a dentist’ (hahahahaha)
**I’m gonna be a dentist is my response from now on whenever someone asks me a stupid question**
Sensing Megan’s fate, Brandi C is an emotional wreck. (tears must have a lot of calories because suddenly she looks like a whale)
‘If you send her home, I’m leaving’, she warns Sharon; who advises her, ‘don’t you dare give me an ultimatum, missis’.
She then turns her attention to Megan and says, ‘I’ve made my decision, you are expelled Megan’.
With no visible display of emotion, Megan hands in her pin and walks off.
Brandi C is distraught and her mascara has an oil spill… as fake-ass Brandi M hugs Sharon.
When the dust settles, Heather and Dallas dance and celebrate Megan’s elimination as Brandi C -in tears- kisses Lily; that is until Riki enters the room and says, ‘Megan’s gone and the dog has to go too’
Next week it’s the visit of the Duchess of Birminghamshire…
Megan does not have the personality to carry her own show. Being pretty can take one so far. She has zero personality, charater, nothing that would make anyone watch her own show for more than 5 minutes unless she got naked. Even seeing those nekkid pics, those are boring as hell too.
She obviously doesn’t bore you that much. You post about her as often as I do.
oh well, time to move on.
Although I did LMAO @ Dallas/Inna/Heather dancing on the stairs
Brandi C. is a fucking joke! I called it last post Steupz, when Megan left she’d try to quit. She desperately needs a life.
“PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” lol
oh megan i will miss u but not that much
I’ve finally watched the extras and still thoroughly believe Megan deserved to get the boot. As much as some individuals believe Brandi M is fixated on Megan, I think Megan demonstrated a similar fixation during this episode. Brandi M and Heather were in there trying to stick up for Lacey who was engaged in debate with Brandi C. Brandi C, who has a victim mentality, and Lacey were arguing about Brandi C attacking Lacey’s group about the singer, in which Brandi C btw pushed Lacey out of the room. Lacey and Brandi C were completely clueless about the confrontation between Brandi M and Megan but lied to try to help Megan out. From what I saw, Brandi M was not actually inside the room when she shoved Megan who was in her face. I can understand Brandi M’s reaction of pushing Megan, who was in her face, just like I understood Megan’s shoving of Toastee on ILM. It seems that shoving is acceptable on VH-1, but Megan messed up with the kick and I’m so glad because now she’s gone. I don’t care who wins this show because as of now there is no one that I’m rooting for.
Brandi C, the chick is crazy. She just looks to nasty and dirty all of the time. Her behavior at the hot tub was just…….bizarre. She needs inpatient psychological help.
Uh yeah Aurelius I do believe that. Brandi M is a CUNT. She was making fun of her and pointing and laughing at her minutes after the girl was crying about her brother being in the hospital. To be honest I don’t think Megan would EVER stoop that low. Ever.
I loved Megan on “I Love Money”, now she’s getting so fucking irritating that I just wanna shoot her butterface face but…
…God, I fucking hate the person who does the little summery posts. (Steupz) I FUCKING SWEAR, YOU FUCKING LOVE MEGAN TOO FUCKING MUCH THAT YOU ACTUALLY FORCE YOURSELF TO HATE PEOPLE THAT MEGAN HATES. You are fucking sad. Seriously, just because Megan haters them (Heather, Brandi M.) doesn’t mean you have to hate them as well. Seriously, you are PATHETIC.
And how can you bitches HATE VH1 or Shannon for eliminating Megan? You should be hating MEGAN because she’s the one who’s putting HERSELF to risk. Shannon or VH1 cant keep dodging Megan’s mistakes or eliminations. VH1 can’t ALWAYS be like “Oh, you’re a drama contestant, therefore, you can dodge as many risks until you’re in the finals.” C’MON, get fucking serious, the bitch got away with it like 2 times already (only because VH1 loves her fucking ass, and she still fucks one of the producers)
She can’t always be a fucking bitch and get away, it would seem to fucking suspicious. They’re done with EVERY elimination so far, eliminating the wrong people.
But yeah, I’m glad Megan went home. =]
I’m just gunna be laughing my ass off to ALL OF YOU Megan lovers, because HEATHER will obviously win, haha.
PEACE.
Brandi C is nuts. She really needs Zoloft, Xanax, Ritalin, Oxycontin and rehab from all the meds she needs to take and her drinking. Only a dememted person goes to fuck with someone who did nothing to them, get treated/pwned/embarassed by that person, and then go cry to your friends (who by the way basically laughed at your ass) and be mad because those “friends” didn’t come rescue you from the hole you dug yourself and then jumped in.
oh stop, anyone with eyes saw what happened. And Brandi doesn’t need to sit around crying all day for the girl.
And I don’t know why you would take Brandi C’s word for it. After tonight she solidified the fact to the world that she’s a nutcase.
Uh so you’re going to take Brandi M’s word for it who’s probably one of the BIGGEST liars on the show? Bigger than Megan, definitely.
Brandi was kicked off Rock Of Love for her completely lying to Bret / Heather
She acted like she was drinking in the first episode, when she was just drinking water.
She told Sharon she DDIN’T draw on Megan / Brandi’s pictures
She denied pushing Megan first….
At least Megan doesn’t outright lie like THAT.
Brandi C is so delusional. Why should the others sympathize with her after the lunatic repeated yelled that she hated them during Megan’s sweet elimination? Megan and Brandi stood behind the others and laughed when they cried and comforted Rodeo after her eliminated. They’re both delusional wannabee divas.
yea, but Brandi is a nice person. She’s actually likeable by the majority of the people she’s on shows with. On the other hand, everyone on Megan’s shows seem to hate her except for the drunken zombie.
And Corey, remember Megan lying to Bret about her ex which got her kicked off, remember Megan telling Sharon she didn’t try to cheat which in fact she did at first but realized she would have gotten caught?
I believe Sharon’s question was “Did you cheat?” I don’t think it was “did you try” Maybe I’m wrong there. And Brandi is not a nice person at all. I can’t believe you would even say that. Brandi M was hated on Rock Of Love by Lacey / Heather / Brandi C / Tiffany (lol) / and others. It wasn’t until this show that her and Heather were all “buddy buddy”
Heather was actually the one who called her out on her lying. Megan doesn’t have EVERYONE coming off the show hating her. I Love Money for example, Megan is still friends with
Hoopz / Real / Whiteboy / Chance / Boston / 12 Pack / Heat / Brandi C / I could be missing a couple but I don’t want to go through the whole cast.
Brandi M was hated on by Lacey and then Heather at the end, and that was it. I don’t think Brandi C ever fought with her and the Tiffany thing was a joke cause she was drunk.
How do you get all those people liking her??? I thought half those people talked trash about her, especially at the reunion. I doubt Chance and Real like her.
I’ve done / listened to interviews with them, Real’s last interview with Lipservice which took place about a month ago said Megan was the best player in the entire house and a “genius” and he has nothing bad to say about her and much love & respect for her.
The only people that talked trash about Megan at the reunion are Pumkin / Toastee / Heather / Rodeo. So more people in the ILM house LIKE Megan than dislike her, actually.
no offense but why are you so up megan’s ass lol you’re acting just like her. megan is not an angel, she’s extremely far from it. you’re making it seem like brandi m is a devil or something because she actually fought back unlike pumkin and toastee. like i said before megan was not going to win. she didn’t want to be there really because she’s not going to change. like she said she’s going to go back to tanning and eating sushi. she already won money on beauty and the geek, so she doesn’t really need anymore. i mean getting a job wouldn’t kill her. as you saw on the i love money reunion she didn’t change anything really but her bikini color lol.
The biggest stars always have the most haters from their cast. It’s called jealousy. NY didn’t make a lot of friends on her shows either.
I think Megan is still friends with Jessica and Daisy from RoL2 though. And Whiteboy and Hoopz had nothing but positive things to say about her. She and Mr Boston made up. And Brandi C., obviously.
A lot of the hatred comes from people wanting screen time. Having a feud with Megan for the cameras is the best way to accomplish that for some people, like Dallas for instance, who has nothing to do with anything.
Other people, like Heather, Pumkin and Brandi M, really are just trashy jealous skanks. Brandi M. may be the grossest of all though.
Why is it different to defend Megan than it is to defend Brandi M? I don’t understand why anyone would be mad that someone likes Megan and then go out of their way to defend Brandi M. Brandi M is pornstar TRASH. She’s a liar, she’s fake, she’s manipulative, she assaulted Megan and then couldn’t handle it so she ran to tell like a five year old.
Brandi M. acts so innocent and it’s insulting. Megan ISN’T innocent and she would never pretend to be. She’s a shit stirrer and she goes after what she wants. That’s why I like her. Brandi M acts like she’s some poor victim all the time. Like someone MADE her chase Megan around and pick fights for four episodes. It’s pathetic.
EXACTLY, Ninja. It’s like people call Megan a liar, Brandi has lied worse and more than Megan has. People call Megan trashy, Brandi’s done porn for fuck sake.
Also, i LOVED when Megan kicked her, and she got scared and said she was going to tell Sharon, LMAO. I literally was laughing. What a pussy bitch.
oh well, Megan’s gone and Brandi M is still there. And Brandi M will be on I Love Money 2 next year and Megan won’t. She’ll probably be shacked up in Brandi C’s bed living w/o a job still. How sad…
so your saying that if you heard people calling you trailer trash in the next room, you wouldn’t say anything? if you saw that someone was cheating and could possibly win because of that, you wouldn’t say anything? if someone took your kind words and twisted them around to make it sound bad, you wouldn’t feel bad? if someone was leaning all on you and blocking your way, you wouldn’t push them off of you?
well aurelius she’ll always have dentistry lol
Brandi M isn’t even confirmed for Ilm2, there are only a couple that are definitely confirmed. She isn’t one of them, and why would Megan need a job when the chick is loaded. She was in real estate, then wins 250 K, plus all the money she makes for ROL / ILM / CS (She makes twice as much as the other girls) and her appearances.
Also, Brandi didn’t HEAR them call her trailer trash. Did you not notice they were wearing different clothing from the time Megan called her trailer trash to the time Brandi came into their room? Someone obviously tipped her off about it, and she wanted to go get camera time, as ninja said. Megan IS the show, and the best way to get camera time is to fight with her. Look at all the other fights, they don’t make it to air. Angelique Vs. Dallas Heather vs. Lacey Destiney vs. Brandi C none of them make it to air. These girls whether they want to admit it or not are ALL jealous of Megan. She gets the most camera time out of everyone which is what they want, not to mention she gets the most attention and is the most attractive and has the most money.
None of that would have happened if Brandi M wasn’t desperate to breathe Megan’s air. You don’t think Brandi M said things about Megan? Of course she did. She said she hated her before that trailer trash comment even happened. Megan didn’t care. She wasn’t falling over herself to be in the mix like Brandi M.
Please, Megan didn’t cheat. Brandi M knew Megan put it back. Just like she knew she shouldn’t have been lurking in the shadows of Megan’s room like a creepo. Brandi M was and probably still is obsessed with Megan. She probably has her trailer…or “mobile home” or whatever, parked outside of Brandi C’s place right now with binoculars in one hand and a penis in the other.