Charm School 2 Episode 4: Megan kicked out
As Jessica reads the notice-board, Lacey reflects on eliminations and Sharon’s opinion of her. But there is no time to dwell as the ladies congregate for a lesson on Rock & Roll with Miles Copeland, former manager of The Police, The Bangles and The Go-Gos (times must be rough to end up on Charm School 2)
This week’s commandment is ‘Thou shalt be taking care of business’ and the challenge is to manage a band for a ‘live’ performance.
But before that, Miles gives them lessons in management, the most important being ‘Use your gut’ (speaking of gut…Destiney is either pregnant or she hasn’t had a period in years)
Miles is way energetic (second-hand coke???) and his enthusiasm is infectious as Sharon mouths she is very excited about the challenge.
The Headmistress separates the ladies into two teams… Lacey, Brandi M, Destiney, Dallas and Kristy Joe are Team B; and everyone else is Team A.
The rules are more complicated, the teams must comprise a manager, a musical director, a stylist and 2 creative directors. The winning team’s manager avoids elimination and the losing team’s manager earns a place in the ‘Bottom 3′
Brandi C and Destiney -after her stellar performance as an emcee- are their respective teams’ managers.
Picking the bands would prove more difficult as the teams must select 4 members each, from a pool of 15 musicians, auditioning.
Among the musicians are a guy who looks like a reject from Insane Clown Posse, a drummer who Megan described as ‘an uglier version of Kenny G’ (dies, lol), and Charles, Daisy’s ex who appeared on Rock of Love (if all that tv time on ROL did nothing for your career, you think Charm School will? SMH)
All three of them end up on Destiney’s team along with a dude named Cole.
Brandi C’s team was not as memorable, save for the lead singer, a girl named Maura who looks like a fat Sheryl Crow. (nahhh, not really)
With the band members selected, the ladies are told they have just a few hours to rehearse for tomorrow’s performance. Immediately Lacey takes control, alerting the band to her strong musical background (her words…you know I ain’t saying that bullshit)
Elsewhere Megan finds herself with nothing to do, or more truthfully, chooses to do nothing… ‘I only have effort for two things; tanning and drinking’, she adds, as she pours glasses of champagne. (thus confirming it takes no effort to look as sexy as she does… SMH)
Returning from their fashion trek, stylists Heather and Dallas dress their bands. Dallas favors red-pants, whilst Heather is especially fond of an army green pants-suit she bought for Maura. Maura tries it on and… OMG, a cameltoe upshoot! (wtf yo, it’s Sunday!)
Maura’s vagina isn’t the only thing in pain; poor Destiney breaks down from the stress and is consoled by Kristy Joe. (when Kristy Joe’s emo ass is consoling you, you might as well kill yourself)
The next morning finds Maura not answering her phone; the suspicion is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing brother. (the truth is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing cameltoe)
Without her, Brandi C says Heather will perform the song, but all is forgotten when Maura greets them at the studio.
As they set-up and prepare for the ‘live show’ Inna is noticeably overdressed (lord knows what she’ll wear to meet the Duchess of Birminghamshire). But in the Green-room, Brandi M seems annoyed that Maura has interrupted her flirting with Charles.
As the topic moves to her hospitalized brother, Brandi M wishes him luck as Maura departs.
Hanging with Team A, Maura is told -by Megan- of comments made by Brandi M about her brother (???)… which brings her to tears.(???)
Soon Brandi M learns she is being blamed for Maura’s tears, and entering the room to apologize she is repelled by Megan and Brandi C; but not before accusing the dynamic duo of manipulating the lead singer.
In the end, it’s Brandi M awash with tears as her Team’s members console her.
Charm School Rock Showcase
As the ladies face Sharon and the Deans, Brandi M is in tears, still (fake, just totally fake).
‘Brandi M, what’s up with you missis?’, asks Sharon.
Getting what she wanted Brandi M relates the event, but Sharon dismisses it and presses on with the showcase.
Destiney’s band, Addiction is featured first and their performance is decent, but only that. Next is Brandi C’s group Chosen, but as we all know, every horror has a sequel so we are once again scared shitless by Cameltoe 2.
After the performances, Sharon confers with her Deans but is ultimately persuaded by her guest judge and awards victory to Addiction and Team B.
The result leaves Brandi C open to elimination and Megan vows to save her and scheme to oust Heather instead. (I Love Money just went straight to her head, didn’t it…SMH)
As Megan, Lacey and Brandi C discuss strategy; Brandi M, as ever is eavesdropping on the conversation (she needs help for her Megan addiction)
For reasons known only to herself, Brandi M opts to confront Megan and Brandi C but is blocked at the door. She tries to force her way into the bedroom but is kicked, or rather stamped by Megan.
‘What?’, Megan asks.
Brandi M, looking scared and pathetic does nothing but walk away. Later she writes a note in a big-ass crayon, kindergarten font and slips it under Sharon’s door. (gutless)
Eliminations
As a nervous Brandi C faces the panel, Sharon says the rules say the losing manager must step down but (waving Brandi M’s note) says the note means Brandi C will stay in Charm School another episode, at least.
Instead she asks Brandi M and Megan to step forward.
After expressing disappointment with Brandi M, she reiterates Megan is on her shitlist and is then interrupted by Dean Riki who goes on a rant about Megan wanting to be a trophy-wife.
Ask what she’ll do if that doesn’t work out, Megan answers ‘I’m gonna be a dentist’ (hahahahaha)
**I’m gonna be a dentist is my response from now on whenever someone asks me a stupid question**
Sensing Megan’s fate, Brandi C is an emotional wreck. (tears must have a lot of calories because suddenly she looks like a whale)
‘If you send her home, I’m leaving’, she warns Sharon; who advises her, ‘don’t you dare give me an ultimatum, missis’.
She then turns her attention to Megan and says, ‘I’ve made my decision, you are expelled Megan’.
With no visible display of emotion, Megan hands in her pin and walks off.
Brandi C is distraught and her mascara has an oil spill… as fake-ass Brandi M hugs Sharon.
When the dust settles, Heather and Dallas dance and celebrate Megan’s elimination as Brandi C -in tears- kisses Lily; that is until Riki enters the room and says, ‘Megan’s gone and the dog has to go too’
Next week it’s the visit of the Duchess of Birminghamshire…
LMFAO @ Ninja’s comment LMFAOO.
Not to mention, you’d have to be a MORON to watch the show and NOT pick up on the fact that Rodeo LET Megan take her bracelet and was in on it.
lol nvrthere, don’t get me started on the whole dentistry thing. That bitch just made herself look more stupid. And her exit interview was the saddest thing she’s done to date, talking about how she wants to go back to doing absolutely nothing. If that’s not pathetic, I don’t know what is
I’m not claiming Megan is perfect or even nice. I’d be bored if she were. That’s not why I watch this shit. But she’s not responsible for everything that happened with Brandi M. Brandi M was on a mission to be a part of Megan’s every move and it was completely obvious to me. The difference between Megan and Brandi M, and why I like Megan, is that Megan will own up to her shit and laugh about it. Brandi M. will cry, apologize, blame it on Megan and then start the trash cycle all over again.
It amazes me when certain people immediately want to reduce others dislike of them to jealousy. Meagan, the character, enjoys doing that. She’s very rude and narcisstic which causes others to dislike her. For instance on ILM, she actually initiated conflict with Pumpkin on the first day. On FOL, New York elicited dislike from the other cast because of her difficult, unreasonable and dramatic ways. The dislike the others have /had for Megan and New York had nothing to do with jealousy, IMO. There are a lot of people who find the behavior of both characters admirable and attractive. I believe both women behave as they do while the cameras are rolling for attention.
ok forget it now im done arguing, because you something must be wrong with your eyes if you think megan was the most attractive thing in the house. kristy joe and destiney are way more hotter than megan will ever be. so im not arguing anymore, megan is gone, we can’t change it, too bad so sad. but i can’t wait to watch brandi on i love money 2 lol yay
yea and Megan cried to Sharon when Brandi called her fat. Shows how insecure Megan is about her weight which makes her looks even more psycho than she is because we all know she isn’t fat.
Okay Aurelius quit playing stupid.
At least I HOPE you’re playing.
There WAS a reason Megan said “it was the performance of my life” after she left the office, and i KNOW you listened to my interview with Brandi where she was talking about Megan “fake crying” to Sharon, so quit trying to spin that to use it against her as if she was actually serious.
Megan, as Ninja said will own up to her shit and laugh about it and find humor in it. Brandi runs and cries and throws a fit. She’s a trashy porn mess.
omg nvrthere don’t even tell me I need to get my eyes checked and then turn and say Destiney is hotter than Megan. You guys talk about BRANDI having a gut!? Destiney has one twice as big.
why is brandi c not a trashy porn mess too?
Corey, has Megan been giving you some on the side lol ???
cause you seem to like her an awful lot for reasons i still don’t understand
Destiney has a really pretty face and beautiful hair, but her body is a mess lately. lol.
Kristy Jo is not that pretty to me, honestly. I think Jessica and Megan have the best bodies, and Megan, Jessica and Destiney have the prettiest faces. That’s jmo. Destiney and Jessica are boring tho.
We’re not discussing Brandi C… are we? And if we were, Brandi M’s work compared to Brandi C’s work is far apart.
I don’t say anything about Brandi C’s porn because she gets so much crap for it but no one ever mentions Brandi M so I do all the time. lmao. Even on the extras Brandi M was talking bad about Brandi C doing porn and I’m like ???? some dude came on your face while you held your twat open Brandi M. So please.
i never said brandi had a gut. she’s not fat nor is skinny, the same goes for destiney. i still think her and kristy joe look way better than megan. just look at their faces and look at megans. do you see a difference??
LMFAO @ Ninja.
Dude Aurelius don’t even say you don’t understand why I don’t like Megan when
1) You were / are a Pumkin fan. (enough sad)
2) You at one point even jumped off the Pumkin fan ship to be on the Megan fan ship.
You’re always off on liking disliking Pumkin, Megan, Hoopz, etc. I’m sure you’ll come around again sometime soon.
Also, on a side note, watching the extras.
FUCK could Daisy be anymore annoying and pathetic? This chick honestly HAS to have a little mental retardation in her or something… like honestly look at heR? What the fuck is wrong with her? and THAT is supposed to carry a show? No thanks vh1. I think that might be the first show I pass on.
fine Corey, you win. Everyone that makes fun of your girl is mentally retarded.
Well I need some sleep so I can go fail an AP Bio exam tomorrow. goodnight all
-Aurelius
Where are you getting that from? I’m not saying Daisy is mentally challenged because she made fun of Megan – her and Megan are actually friends. Just listen to her talk, it’s sad and embarassing. I feel bad for her actually that’s how she ’s portraying herself.
Brandi M had what happened to her?
yea im going too lol arguing over a girl im probably never going to meet is pretty pathetic and sad.. im ashamed of myself
Well, I’ve met her! And she’s extremely nice / funny in person.
This show will be boring without Megan. Megan was always the show. Now, I barely care about this show anymore.
Off Topic: Brandi C looks 10 times hotter now because she’s THICK! Love it mamas!
oh yea I DONT LIKE FEMALES WHO DONT SHOWER 4 DAYS
I agree with mimiblaze. I’ll still watch because I like Brandi C. and Destiney and Jessica are alright, and Heather amuses me sometimes, but I’m not that interested now that Megan is gone. I def won’t be waking up to immediately watch the dvred morning preview.
I can’t believe people would actually defend Megan. Probably because they enjoy her centerfolds(which are badly photoshopped btw). Anyone who believes anything she says is either dead or retarded. Shes also the fakest on the show and the character she plays doesn’t take much skill to play yet she still is bad at playing it. I’m glad she was kicked out for violence. She tried to block/kick out Brandi M out from her own room.
That wasn’t Brandi M’s room anymore, and if you can’t see that you’re either dead or retarded.