Charm School 2 Episode 4: Megan kicked out
As Jessica reads the notice-board, Lacey reflects on eliminations and Sharon’s opinion of her. But there is no time to dwell as the ladies congregate for a lesson on Rock & Roll with Miles Copeland, former manager of The Police, The Bangles and The Go-Gos (times must be rough to end up on Charm School 2)
This week’s commandment is ‘Thou shalt be taking care of business’ and the challenge is to manage a band for a ‘live’ performance.
But before that, Miles gives them lessons in management, the most important being ‘Use your gut’ (speaking of gut…Destiney is either pregnant or she hasn’t had a period in years)
Miles is way energetic (second-hand coke???) and his enthusiasm is infectious as Sharon mouths she is very excited about the challenge.
The Headmistress separates the ladies into two teams… Lacey, Brandi M, Destiney, Dallas and Kristy Joe are Team B; and everyone else is Team A.
The rules are more complicated, the teams must comprise a manager, a musical director, a stylist and 2 creative directors. The winning team’s manager avoids elimination and the losing team’s manager earns a place in the ‘Bottom 3′
Brandi C and Destiney -after her stellar performance as an emcee- are their respective teams’ managers.
Picking the bands would prove more difficult as the teams must select 4 members each, from a pool of 15 musicians, auditioning.
Among the musicians are a guy who looks like a reject from Insane Clown Posse, a drummer who Megan described as ‘an uglier version of Kenny G’ (dies, lol), and Charles, Daisy’s ex who appeared on Rock of Love (if all that tv time on ROL did nothing for your career, you think Charm School will? SMH)
All three of them end up on Destiney’s team along with a dude named Cole.
Brandi C’s team was not as memorable, save for the lead singer, a girl named Maura who looks like a fat Sheryl Crow. (nahhh, not really)
With the band members selected, the ladies are told they have just a few hours to rehearse for tomorrow’s performance. Immediately Lacey takes control, alerting the band to her strong musical background (her words…you know I ain’t saying that bullshit)
Elsewhere Megan finds herself with nothing to do, or more truthfully, chooses to do nothing… ‘I only have effort for two things; tanning and drinking’, she adds, as she pours glasses of champagne. (thus confirming it takes no effort to look as sexy as she does… SMH)
Returning from their fashion trek, stylists Heather and Dallas dress their bands. Dallas favors red-pants, whilst Heather is especially fond of an army green pants-suit she bought for Maura. Maura tries it on and… OMG, a cameltoe upshoot! (wtf yo, it’s Sunday!)
Maura’s vagina isn’t the only thing in pain; poor Destiney breaks down from the stress and is consoled by Kristy Joe. (when Kristy Joe’s emo ass is consoling you, you might as well kill yourself)
The next morning finds Maura not answering her phone; the suspicion is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing brother. (the truth is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing cameltoe)
Without her, Brandi C says Heather will perform the song, but all is forgotten when Maura greets them at the studio.
As they set-up and prepare for the ‘live show’ Inna is noticeably overdressed (lord knows what she’ll wear to meet the Duchess of Birminghamshire). But in the Green-room, Brandi M seems annoyed that Maura has interrupted her flirting with Charles.
As the topic moves to her hospitalized brother, Brandi M wishes him luck as Maura departs.
Hanging with Team A, Maura is told -by Megan- of comments made by Brandi M about her brother (???)… which brings her to tears.(???)
Soon Brandi M learns she is being blamed for Maura’s tears, and entering the room to apologize she is repelled by Megan and Brandi C; but not before accusing the dynamic duo of manipulating the lead singer.
In the end, it’s Brandi M awash with tears as her Team’s members console her.
Charm School Rock Showcase
As the ladies face Sharon and the Deans, Brandi M is in tears, still (fake, just totally fake).
‘Brandi M, what’s up with you missis?’, asks Sharon.
Getting what she wanted Brandi M relates the event, but Sharon dismisses it and presses on with the showcase.
Destiney’s band, Addiction is featured first and their performance is decent, but only that. Next is Brandi C’s group Chosen, but as we all know, every horror has a sequel so we are once again scared shitless by Cameltoe 2.
After the performances, Sharon confers with her Deans but is ultimately persuaded by her guest judge and awards victory to Addiction and Team B.
The result leaves Brandi C open to elimination and Megan vows to save her and scheme to oust Heather instead. (I Love Money just went straight to her head, didn’t it…SMH)
As Megan, Lacey and Brandi C discuss strategy; Brandi M, as ever is eavesdropping on the conversation (she needs help for her Megan addiction)
For reasons known only to herself, Brandi M opts to confront Megan and Brandi C but is blocked at the door. She tries to force her way into the bedroom but is kicked, or rather stamped by Megan.
‘What?’, Megan asks.
Brandi M, looking scared and pathetic does nothing but walk away. Later she writes a note in a big-ass crayon, kindergarten font and slips it under Sharon’s door. (gutless)
Eliminations
As a nervous Brandi C faces the panel, Sharon says the rules say the losing manager must step down but (waving Brandi M’s note) says the note means Brandi C will stay in Charm School another episode, at least.
Instead she asks Brandi M and Megan to step forward.
After expressing disappointment with Brandi M, she reiterates Megan is on her shitlist and is then interrupted by Dean Riki who goes on a rant about Megan wanting to be a trophy-wife.
Ask what she’ll do if that doesn’t work out, Megan answers ‘I’m gonna be a dentist’ (hahahahaha)
**I’m gonna be a dentist is my response from now on whenever someone asks me a stupid question**
Sensing Megan’s fate, Brandi C is an emotional wreck. (tears must have a lot of calories because suddenly she looks like a whale)
‘If you send her home, I’m leaving’, she warns Sharon; who advises her, ‘don’t you dare give me an ultimatum, missis’.
She then turns her attention to Megan and says, ‘I’ve made my decision, you are expelled Megan’.
With no visible display of emotion, Megan hands in her pin and walks off.
Brandi C is distraught and her mascara has an oil spill… as fake-ass Brandi M hugs Sharon.
When the dust settles, Heather and Dallas dance and celebrate Megan’s elimination as Brandi C -in tears- kisses Lily; that is until Riki enters the room and says, ‘Megan’s gone and the dog has to go too’
Next week it’s the visit of the Duchess of Birminghamshire…
Wow! Obviously you are another drone who just likes her because she takes her clothes off. She doesn’t even take baths lol!
lmao @ CSO & DarkKard! No baths!
Brandi M.’s umbrella hair is white trash in the highest degree
i mean DATZ JUST GROSS
I like Brandi M. she’s not that bad. Now, Brandi C. is just straight up fucking pathetic.
first of all megan does lie she only tells the truth if she gets
caught. second Brandi M did push megan and that isnt breaking the rules. Look at when dallas pushed lacey on ROL and that was alot
bigger push than what Brandi gave megan.Third megan knew she did wrong look at her face when brandi said she was telling if it was
reversed megan would have done the same thing.Megan said she was trying to get brandi eliminated scence day one.She just got beat at her own game.And megan is not the prettist kristy jo is alot prettier than her.And megan does care about being elimanted she
just says that.I think megan is happy being megan and doestnt want
to change so why be on CS
As for Brandi C she has alot of emotional problems she needs to
stay.I like Brandi M i dont think shes trialer trash that is
really harsh.Lasey is just not a nice person.There is nothing
wrong with heather so dont even say anything about her.destiny
is a nice person i do think she does let things get to her.
Wow. Y’all stayed up all night to argue about Megan and Brandi M? That’s……that’s…..well it’s pathetic in my opinion. Whatever, I’m tired of talking about these useless, trashy skanks. I’m gonna get ready to go trash the RCOL girls now.
So glad the “trophy wife” is gone!!!! I hope Heather wins. Jessica seems 2 me like Goldie in the 1st Charm School, she is just taking up a bed, she doesn’t need it.
real chance of love came on this morning
and uh
2 girls went home
and i was dissapointed in the elimination
i wanted both of those girls to stay!
Sup SaDosi?
Enigmatic saw it and she’s doing the recap as I font.
I thought the crying one didn’t deserve to leave; but that’s life.
Ok this is not charm school related but its on Real Chance of Love. I’ve done some research and concluded Episode 4 Lusty eliminated, Episode 5 Meatball eliminated, Episode 6 Milf eliminated, Episode 7 Bubblez eliminated, Episode 8 one of Real’s girls are going home , Episode 9 im not sure, Episode 10 i think rabbit goes home because her relationship with both brothers is exposed. SO THAT LEAVES CALI VS RISKY IN THE FINALE AND I THINK RISKY WINS CHANCE’S HEART. I DONT KNO WHO’S IN THE FINAL 2 FOR REAL’S GIRLS THO OR WHO WINS REAL”S HEART.
Does anyone know if they’re still doing celebreality interviews with the girls expelled? I thought Angelique had one but I haven’t seen Rodeos. I want Megan’s asap.
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
I have plans for Risky… marriage and stuff.
Ding Dong the BITCH is gone!!
Sup Mexirican?
Just enjoying the comments. It’s the best part of the recaps
Thanks, I appreciate the vote of no confidence, lol.
I didn’t mean it like that, hun. I just like to see other people’s perspectives. And I wanna know if anyone thinks Brandi C. is a co-dependent, mentally challenged, stalker, single white female type. And Megan’s face looks a little like Corky.
Non taken, and today especially, I am not giving any opinion on any contestant, lol.
who went home on real chance of love? they never show it in the morning
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=25iytyx&s=4
there’s perfect proof that megan and brandi were lying, because they were laughing the whole time…
sorry here’s the link
http://i35.tinypic.com/25iytyx.jpg
and im so sad promo and so hood went home, they were my favorites
I thought Promo was cute but I guess she couldn’t make up her mind.
Charm School Episode Descriptions:
Episode 5:
The nine remaining ladies must put their etiquette lesson to the test by entertaining a Duchess. But when presented with a lengthy and demanding royal protocol, the girls realize they are “royally” screwed. The ladies must to do some fancy maneuvering to save themselves when Sharon reveals a shocking twist — this time, the girls decide who’s up for expulsion.
Episode 6:
Sharon treats the girls to some of the finer things in life — a wine, cigar and liquor tasting. However, an impromptu breath-alyzer proves that moderation is a word some of these ladies fail to understand. And when challenged to shoot a Public Service Announcement on the dangers of drinking — not all the ladies are up to the task.
Episode 7:
Sharon has her hands full teaching the seven remaining girls the right way to find love. But what happens when the girls have to win over three eligible bachelors with just their personalities and not their boobs? Insults aren’t the only things being hurled when a wild night of fun leads to one of Charm School’s prettiest girls getting very, very ugly.
Episode 8:
After last week’s blow out, the girls are in dire need of a lesson in anger management. The final six must tap into their creative sides and take their negative emotions to the stage. But with bitter resentments at an all time high, one girl gets far more stage time than the rest.
Episode 9:
The final four girls compete to brand themselves by creating an original t-shirt for designer Christian Audigier. The ladies struggle to keep their eyes on the prize as long-kept secrets are exposed to Sharon. The pressure becomes too much for one girl, whose downward spiral nearly causes her to eliminate herself. In the end, Sharon expels one girl as the final three move one step closer toward graduating Charm School and winning $100,000.
Wooooow. So i guess it goes like this
Episode 1: 14 girls
Episode 2: 12 girls
Episode 3: 11 girls
Episode 4: 10 girls
Episode 5: 9 girls
Episode 6: 8 girls
Episode 7: 7 girls
Episode 8: 6 girls
Episode 9: 4 girls
Finale: 3 girls