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As Jessica reads the notice-board, Lacey reflects on eliminations and Sharon’s opinion of her. But there is no time to dwell as the ladies congregate for a lesson on Rock & Roll with Miles Copeland, former manager of The Police, The Bangles and The Go-Gos (times must be rough to end up on Charm School 2)

This week’s commandment is ‘Thou shalt be taking care of business’ and the challenge is to manage a band for a ‘live’ performance.
But before that, Miles gives them lessons in management, the most important being ‘Use your gut’ (speaking of gut…Destiney is either pregnant or she hasn’t had a period in years)
Miles is way energetic (second-hand coke???) and his enthusiasm is infectious as Sharon mouths she is very excited about the challenge.

The Headmistress separates the ladies into two teams… Lacey, Brandi M, Destiney, Dallas and Kristy Joe are Team B; and everyone else is Team A.
The rules are more complicated, the teams must comprise a manager, a musical director, a stylist and 2 creative directors. The winning team’s manager avoids elimination and the losing team’s manager earns a place in the ‘Bottom 3′

Brandi C and Destiney -after her stellar performance as an emcee- are their respective teams’ managers.

Picking the bands would prove more difficult as the teams must select 4 members each, from a pool of 15 musicians, auditioning.
Among the musicians are a guy who looks like a reject from Insane Clown Posse, a drummer who Megan described as ‘an uglier version of Kenny G’ (dies, lol), and Charles, Daisy’s ex who appeared on Rock of Love (if all that tv time on ROL did nothing for your career, you think Charm School will? SMH)

All three of them end up on Destiney’s team along with a dude named Cole.
Brandi C’s team was not as memorable, save for the lead singer, a girl named Maura who looks like a fat Sheryl Crow. (nahhh, not really)

With the band members selected, the ladies are told they have just a few hours to rehearse for tomorrow’s performance. Immediately Lacey takes control, alerting the band to her strong musical background (her words…you know I ain’t saying that bullshit)

Elsewhere Megan finds herself with nothing to do, or more truthfully, chooses to do nothing… ‘I only have effort for two things; tanning and drinking’, she adds, as she pours glasses of champagne. (thus confirming it takes no effort to look as sexy as she does… SMH)

Returning from their fashion trek, stylists Heather and Dallas dress their bands. Dallas favors red-pants, whilst Heather is especially fond of an army green pants-suit she bought for Maura. Maura tries it on and… OMG, a cameltoe upshoot! (wtf yo, it’s Sunday!)
Maura’s vagina isn’t the only thing in pain; poor Destiney breaks down from the stress and is consoled by Kristy Joe. (when Kristy Joe’s emo ass is consoling you, you might as well kill yourself)

The next morning finds Maura not answering her phone; the suspicion is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing brother. (the truth is she’s at hospital comforting her ailing cameltoe)
Without her, Brandi C says Heather will perform the song, but all is forgotten when Maura greets them at the studio.

As they set-up and prepare for the ‘live show’ Inna is noticeably overdressed (lord knows what she’ll wear to meet the Duchess of Birminghamshire). But in the Green-room, Brandi M seems annoyed that Maura has interrupted her flirting with Charles.
As the topic moves to her hospitalized brother, Brandi M wishes him luck as Maura departs.
Hanging with Team A, Maura is told -by Megan- of comments made by Brandi M about her brother (???)… which brings her to tears.(???)

Soon Brandi M learns she is being blamed for Maura’s tears, and entering the room to apologize she is repelled by Megan and Brandi C; but not before accusing the dynamic duo of manipulating the lead singer.
In the end, it’s Brandi M awash with tears as her Team’s members console her.

Charm School Rock Showcase

As the ladies face Sharon and the Deans, Brandi M is in tears, still (fake, just totally fake).
‘Brandi M, what’s up with you missis?’, asks Sharon.
Getting what she wanted Brandi M relates the event, but Sharon dismisses it and presses on with the showcase.

Destiney’s band, Addiction is featured first and their performance is decent, but only that. Next is Brandi C’s group Chosen, but as we all know, every horror has a sequel so we are once again scared shitless by Cameltoe 2.

After the performances, Sharon confers with her Deans but is ultimately persuaded by her guest judge and awards victory to Addiction and Team B.
The result leaves Brandi C open to elimination and Megan vows to save her and scheme to oust Heather instead. (I Love Money just went straight to her head, didn’t it…SMH)

As Megan, Lacey and Brandi C discuss strategy; Brandi M, as ever is eavesdropping on the conversation (she needs help for her Megan addiction)
For reasons known only to herself, Brandi M opts to confront Megan and Brandi C but is blocked at the door. She tries to force her way into the bedroom but is kicked, or rather stamped by Megan.
‘What?’, Megan asks.
Brandi M, looking scared and pathetic does nothing but walk away. Later she writes a note in a big-ass crayon, kindergarten font and slips it under Sharon’s door. (gutless)

Eliminations

As a nervous Brandi C faces the panel, Sharon says the rules say the losing manager must step down but (waving Brandi M’s note) says the note means Brandi C will stay in Charm School another episode, at least.
Instead she asks Brandi M and Megan to step forward.

After expressing disappointment with Brandi M, she reiterates Megan is on her shitlist and is then interrupted by Dean Riki who goes on a rant about Megan wanting to be a trophy-wife.
Ask what she’ll do if that doesn’t work out, Megan answers ‘I’m gonna be a dentist’ (hahahahaha)
**I’m gonna be a dentist is my response from now on whenever someone asks me a stupid question**

Sensing Megan’s fate, Brandi C is an emotional wreck. (tears must have a lot of calories because suddenly she looks like a whale)
‘If you send her home, I’m leaving’, she warns Sharon; who advises her, ‘don’t you dare give me an ultimatum, missis’.

She then turns her attention to Megan and says, ‘I’ve made my decision, you are expelled Megan’.
With no visible display of emotion, Megan hands in her pin and walks off.
Brandi C is distraught and her mascara has an oil spill… as fake-ass Brandi M hugs Sharon.

When the dust settles, Heather and Dallas dance and celebrate Megan’s elimination as Brandi C -in tears- kisses Lily; that is until Riki enters the room and says, ‘Megan’s gone and the dog has to go too’

Next week it’s the visit of the Duchess of Birminghamshire…

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