Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap – Promo and So Hood eliminated
At the beginning of Episode 3, Corn Fed is extremely happy about staying and talks to Promo (who looks terrible without makeup) about wanting to win a date. Bay Bay Bay & KiKi are mad about Promo getting a chain and they want to expose her as a fake (I hate them. They annoy me).
The girls get Stallionaire mail about a fighting challenge and forming 3 groups with an equal number of Chance and Real girls. However, one group will have 5 girls.
The girls fight over K.O. because they believe her ability to fight will help them at the challenge.
The Pink Team is comprised of Ki Ki, Bay Bay Bay, Rabbit, So Hood and K.O. The Gray Team has Risky, Cali, Lusty and Corn Fed while the Blue Team consists of Meatball, Bubbles, Promo and Milf. Later, The girls arrive at a wrestling ring where they see professional wrestlers, fake wrestling. Bubbles is nervous because she has never had to fight anybody before.
Real Chance Of Love Wrestling Challenge
Chance and Real say they love wrestling and want to see the girls pretend to kick each other’s asses. The professionals will teach girls how to pretend fight then they will fight each other. The team that puts on the best performance will win the challenge and dates with Chance and Real.
While practicing, the Blue Team looks like a disaster while the Gray Team hopes they don’t lose to the Pink Team.
The girls get dressed in tacky outfits that are supposed to personify their wrestling personalities (Did they get that shit from Heather’s closet?)
Promo believes her team will lose but thinks she will still look hot in the process (So peroxide really does fuck with your senses)
The match starts and Round 1 features Risky, Corn Fed, Ki Ki and Lusty and that match goes pretty well. Round 2 features Promo Milf, Meatball and Bubbles and the match is marred by Milf trying to make Promo look stupid. Round 3 features Bay Bay Bay, Cali, So Hood, K.O. and Rabbit.
So Hood’s breasts are exposed during the fight exctiting Real, and Chance especially. The fights end and Chance and Real rate the Pink and Gray Teams highly but the Blue team is criticized for looking fake. They eventually decide on the Pink Team as the winner.
Back at the house, Ki Ki confronts Promo about the previous elimination, and specifically, her hesitation in accepting Real’s chain. But Promo brushes her off as Lusty looks on in agitation. In the confessional, Lusty remarks ‘Ki Ki is fake’.
Outside, K.O. and Bubbles talk and dance together while Real and Chance peek at them. Chance suspects that K.O. may be a lesbian.
Meanwhile, Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki talk about K.O. possibly being a lesbian or bisexual as well (I’m gonna call them the Evil Super Mario Sisters because they look like Mario and Luigi if they wear hats and because I need a name to label them by seeing as they are probably gonna instigate almost everything on this show).
Bay Bay Bay wants to tell Real about K.O. and Lusty continues to stare-down Ki Ki.
After Bay Bay Bay leaves, Lusty confronts Ki Ki about being fake and they argue. Ki Ki attacks Lusty with the “Yo mama is a bitch” line and Lusty explodes on her. They circle each other as if they will fight but Bay Bay Bay returns, and separates the two.
Downstairs, So Hood gets drunk with Chance and starts dry humping him in front of the other girls until they walk off in disgust. So Hood then gets on the counter and starts spreading her legs and moaning which scares Chance off to his room. So Hood goes looking for Chance while he’s in his room kissing Rabbit (WTF?)
Real is also in the room making out with Corn Fed (WTF? Did they actually grow up making out with their girlfriends while they are all in the same room together?) as So Hood barges into the room as Chance sneaks out through another exit.
Dates with Real and Chance
The next morning, Real talks to Promo and says he wants her to step up. Meanwhile, the other girls wait for Chance and Real to take them on their date.
The girls end up going to a fishing pond for their date because Chance and Real liked going fishing as children. Chance bosses his girls around coldly while Real tries to show his girls how to fish. When things settle, Real talks to K.O. while Bay Bay Bay looks on jealously. So Hood acts slutty around Chance but after he turns his attention to Rabbit, So Hood changes into a skimpy bathing suit embarrassing other adults and children looking on.
Chance, Real and the rest of the girls are ashamed of So Hood’s attention-whoring.
At lunch Chance tries to call-out K.O. but Real counters that their brother (Micah) told him about Cali being an industry-girl. Chance gets annoyed by Real but he continues accusing K.O. of being a lesbian. Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki back-up Chance on his claims, then Bay Bay Bay and K.O. get into an argument (I’m getting tired of the Evil Super Mario Sisters already. Shouldn’t they be busy getting that neck implant for Ki Ki now?)
K.O. storms off in anger, with Real giving chase.
Sitting pond-side, K.O. denies ever being with a woman and starts whining incoherently. Real is annoyed by her voice and tunes her out but he eventually asks her to come back to the table. Real begins to wonder if K.O. would be strong enough to stay in the competition.
Before elimination, Milf goes to talk to Real while Risky joins Chance in the hot tub. Chance and Real both end up making out (::gags and rolls eyes heavily in disgust::) with their girls but Milf stops kissing to raise doubts about Promo ( ::Breathes in:: This woman is so immature. :: Breathes out::)
Eliminations
At Eliminations, Milf wants Promo gone while Promo and So Hood feel confident about staying.
Real gives his first chain to Milf, which still makes Bay Bay Bay jealous, while Chance gives his first chain to Risky. Real gives chains to Bay Bay Bay, Ki Ki, Corn Fed and Lusty while Chance gives chains to Rabbit, Bubbles, Cali and Meatball.
Now 3 girls are left, Promo, So Hood and K.O.
Real asks K.O. why she thinks she is in the ‘Bottom 3′ and she replies it’s because Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki thinks she’s a lesbian. Real says that is part of the reason but he calls her down to receive his last chain.
Now So Hood and Promo are left and So Hood believes she shouldn’t be put in the same class of consideration as Promo (No you shouldn’t because you have no class at all)
Chance calls So Hood up and he makes her dance for him. Once again the dancing gets raunchy and Chance stops her abruptly to say that he should have named her ‘Too Much’. He admits her behavior is keeping him from getting to know the other girls and eliminates her.
So Hood is stunned and she cries and says Chance lost a good woman. Chance then addresses Promo saying that he would “welcome her back to the stable” but he declines and leaves her out there hanging, without a chain.
In the ‘Confessional’, Real explains they eliminated Promo because she’s a flip-flopper (This election season has gone on too long because I swear I was thinking they were gonna say ‘We’re the Stallionaires and we approve this message’)
hI THIS IS YOUR MAN TC I LIVE IN DALLAS,TX AND I AM A COOL AND REAL MAN LOOKING FOR LOVE AND I CAN DO NOT HAVE REAL LOVE SO IF IT SOMEBODY FOR ME TELL ME.
I am tired of people hating on bay bay bay. People get mad because they think she starts shyt. If a guy constantly told me and my friends that we looked good and “oh that looks good on you” I would challenge his sexuality. I’m glad Bay Bay Bay brought it out and I guess she wasn’t the only one that thought it too. So to pinpoint all of that on her is ridiculous. All those that say that she is ugly are tripping. To all the Promo fans that said Promo looked the best out of all the girls. I have only one word to say. HA! Seeing her with no make up on is scary. You all seen it at the start of episode 3. Haters stop hating because you guys can’t be on TV. Man you guys are straight pathetic…… Out!
come to cali lusty they dont need you but I do bring your fine ask over here……joe
WTF its not promos falt that shes a so called ” flip floper” and if she is one then its chance a reals falt STOP FRIGGIN FIGHTING OVER ONE GIRL WHEN SHE ONLY LIKES REAL SO BACK OF CHANCE THANX TO U NOW PROMO IS GONE
If they eliminate K.O., I will no longer watch the show. To me she is the most faithful and most beautiful female on the show. I would be happy to have a female like that for sure.