Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap – Promo and So Hood eliminated
At the beginning of Episode 3, Corn Fed is extremely happy about staying and talks to Promo (who looks terrible without makeup) about wanting to win a date. Bay Bay Bay & KiKi are mad about Promo getting a chain and they want to expose her as a fake (I hate them. They annoy me).
The girls get Stallionaire mail about a fighting challenge and forming 3 groups with an equal number of Chance and Real girls. However, one group will have 5 girls.
The girls fight over K.O. because they believe her ability to fight will help them at the challenge.
The Pink Team is comprised of Ki Ki, Bay Bay Bay, Rabbit, So Hood and K.O. The Gray Team has Risky, Cali, Lusty and Corn Fed while the Blue Team consists of Meatball, Bubbles, Promo and Milf. Later, The girls arrive at a wrestling ring where they see professional wrestlers, fake wrestling. Bubbles is nervous because she has never had to fight anybody before.
Real Chance Of Love Wrestling Challenge
Chance and Real say they love wrestling and want to see the girls pretend to kick each other’s asses. The professionals will teach girls how to pretend fight then they will fight each other. The team that puts on the best performance will win the challenge and dates with Chance and Real.
While practicing, the Blue Team looks like a disaster while the Gray Team hopes they don’t lose to the Pink Team.
The girls get dressed in tacky outfits that are supposed to personify their wrestling personalities (Did they get that shit from Heather’s closet?)
Promo believes her team will lose but thinks she will still look hot in the process (So peroxide really does fuck with your senses)
The match starts and Round 1 features Risky, Corn Fed, Ki Ki and Lusty and that match goes pretty well. Round 2 features Promo Milf, Meatball and Bubbles and the match is marred by Milf trying to make Promo look stupid. Round 3 features Bay Bay Bay, Cali, So Hood, K.O. and Rabbit.
So Hood’s breasts are exposed during the fight exctiting Real, and Chance especially. The fights end and Chance and Real rate the Pink and Gray Teams highly but the Blue team is criticized for looking fake. They eventually decide on the Pink Team as the winner.
Back at the house, Ki Ki confronts Promo about the previous elimination, and specifically, her hesitation in accepting Real’s chain. But Promo brushes her off as Lusty looks on in agitation. In the confessional, Lusty remarks ‘Ki Ki is fake’.
Outside, K.O. and Bubbles talk and dance together while Real and Chance peek at them. Chance suspects that K.O. may be a lesbian.
Meanwhile, Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki talk about K.O. possibly being a lesbian or bisexual as well (I’m gonna call them the Evil Super Mario Sisters because they look like Mario and Luigi if they wear hats and because I need a name to label them by seeing as they are probably gonna instigate almost everything on this show).
Bay Bay Bay wants to tell Real about K.O. and Lusty continues to stare-down Ki Ki.
After Bay Bay Bay leaves, Lusty confronts Ki Ki about being fake and they argue. Ki Ki attacks Lusty with the “Yo mama is a bitch” line and Lusty explodes on her. They circle each other as if they will fight but Bay Bay Bay returns, and separates the two.
Downstairs, So Hood gets drunk with Chance and starts dry humping him in front of the other girls until they walk off in disgust. So Hood then gets on the counter and starts spreading her legs and moaning which scares Chance off to his room. So Hood goes looking for Chance while he’s in his room kissing Rabbit (WTF?)
Real is also in the room making out with Corn Fed (WTF? Did they actually grow up making out with their girlfriends while they are all in the same room together?) as So Hood barges into the room as Chance sneaks out through another exit.
Dates with Real and Chance
The next morning, Real talks to Promo and says he wants her to step up. Meanwhile, the other girls wait for Chance and Real to take them on their date.
The girls end up going to a fishing pond for their date because Chance and Real liked going fishing as children. Chance bosses his girls around coldly while Real tries to show his girls how to fish. When things settle, Real talks to K.O. while Bay Bay Bay looks on jealously. So Hood acts slutty around Chance but after he turns his attention to Rabbit, So Hood changes into a skimpy bathing suit embarrassing other adults and children looking on.
Chance, Real and the rest of the girls are ashamed of So Hood’s attention-whoring.
At lunch Chance tries to call-out K.O. but Real counters that their brother (Micah) told him about Cali being an industry-girl. Chance gets annoyed by Real but he continues accusing K.O. of being a lesbian. Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki back-up Chance on his claims, then Bay Bay Bay and K.O. get into an argument (I’m getting tired of the Evil Super Mario Sisters already. Shouldn’t they be busy getting that neck implant for Ki Ki now?)
K.O. storms off in anger, with Real giving chase.
Sitting pond-side, K.O. denies ever being with a woman and starts whining incoherently. Real is annoyed by her voice and tunes her out but he eventually asks her to come back to the table. Real begins to wonder if K.O. would be strong enough to stay in the competition.
Before elimination, Milf goes to talk to Real while Risky joins Chance in the hot tub. Chance and Real both end up making out (::gags and rolls eyes heavily in disgust::) with their girls but Milf stops kissing to raise doubts about Promo ( ::Breathes in:: This woman is so immature. :: Breathes out::)
Eliminations
At Eliminations, Milf wants Promo gone while Promo and So Hood feel confident about staying.
Real gives his first chain to Milf, which still makes Bay Bay Bay jealous, while Chance gives his first chain to Risky. Real gives chains to Bay Bay Bay, Ki Ki, Corn Fed and Lusty while Chance gives chains to Rabbit, Bubbles, Cali and Meatball.
Now 3 girls are left, Promo, So Hood and K.O.
Real asks K.O. why she thinks she is in the ‘Bottom 3′ and she replies it’s because Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki thinks she’s a lesbian. Real says that is part of the reason but he calls her down to receive his last chain.
Now So Hood and Promo are left and So Hood believes she shouldn’t be put in the same class of consideration as Promo (No you shouldn’t because you have no class at all)
Chance calls So Hood up and he makes her dance for him. Once again the dancing gets raunchy and Chance stops her abruptly to say that he should have named her ‘Too Much’. He admits her behavior is keeping him from getting to know the other girls and eliminates her.
So Hood is stunned and she cries and says Chance lost a good woman. Chance then addresses Promo saying that he would “welcome her back to the stable” but he declines and leaves her out there hanging, without a chain.
In the ‘Confessional’, Real explains they eliminated Promo because she’s a flip-flopper (This election season has gone on too long because I swear I was thinking they were gonna say ‘We’re the Stallionaires and we approve this message’)
flip-flopper? wtf, Promo only ever wanted Real. These boys are the whiniest hosts ever. Sexy Legs and Promo were both eliminated for retarded reasons, while shit stains like Kiki and Milf get to stay in the house. I hate all these people.
I gotta agree Nate -minus the ’shitstains description, lol.
How in da heck does MILF stay and not So Hood? All he had to do was tell her to cool it.
So Hood was the prettiest girl on the show, I think.
On an aside, I didn’t like Chance kissing on my baby-mama, RISKY.
lol Nate
I havent really fully seen a whole episode because Chance and Real look kinda creepy but I do know So Hood seemed like a shit starter.
I just wanna see Rabbit/KiKi stay on for a while. They are pretty much the only hot things left in the house. Come on Vh1, you honestly think people wanna keep seeing nasty ass Milf and Lusty?
Chance is a spoiled bitch. I think in a way he is pissed that he that he has to share the spotlight with his brother. Obviously we see why he can’t carry a show alone because he came up with retarded names, he gets as close as humanly possible to abusing his girls without acutally abusing them and he shows absolutely no logic in any of his decisions. Real is boring but he at least tries (but he’s fake about it too to me) to get to know his girls. Also, they have to be one of the few guys out there who don’t like lesbians or bisexuals.
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Steupz, not to complain, but is there any chance you could possibly not give away the eliminated contestants in the title in the future? It hasn’t aired here yet for me, and now I know who’s going home…. and also I’m (and i’m sure other) people are trying to stay spoiler free for the rest of Charm School so when you make the spoiler threads, can you put the eliminated contestant in the thread instead of in the title?
lol pimpboy, I did hear. I’m so glad we got AI, we better do good this year.
Chauncey was slackin lately
Aurelius joe dumars If you can remember he passed up carmello anthony and dwyane wade for some foreign guy who is as good as my left nut he better not mess up this iverson deal this better work out or the pistons are fucked
pimp, passing up Anthony was a shitty move. You’re right, if we don’t win with Iverson, I quit supporting the Pistons lol
Corey Nov 3rd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Steupz, not to complain, but is there any chance you could possibly not give away the eliminated contestants in the title in the future? It hasn’t aired here yet for me, and now I know who’s going home
agree 1,000 %%%
omg that ki ki/lusty fight was so freakin funny n im going to miss so hood, she made the show lol
why does ki ki sound like a man so much lol, can someone do a background check on her??
lmao. K.O.’s voice is so disgusting.
WOW. Chance’s elimination to So Hood was brutal. What a cunt. I’m sorry but that was the meanest elimination in these shows history. I would have completely NOT seen that coming, had I not seen the spoiler off Bourgy before I watched it. grrr
LOL….will somebody tell me what kind of running was Chance doing when he was trying to get away from So Hood in the house.
I have never seen a man run like that. Was he trying to be funny on purpose?
The more I watch Chance the more I am sure he is GAY! Not there there is nothing wrong with that. But come on he is worse then the girls calling out girls…I think he is really there for real.
And ‘matic I am lovin’ “evil Super Mario Sisters” that is a perfect name for those two. Is there any girl on this show anyone is actually pulling for to win?
I don’t know what Chance was trying to do. He looked like he was running as if the police had warrants on his ass. I don’t understand how he hates so hard on Real’s girls. Is it because he can’t push them around like he does with his girls?
I think Lusty is kinda nuts. She’s got that “crazy woman” stare down pat.
that was so messed up what Chance did to So Hood. she was my absolute favorite. but she was right chance doesn’t deserve her or any one of those girls really. i felt bad for her.
OmG LMFAO Lusty is honestly one of the few I believe is NOT an actress and actually CRAZY.
I haven’t laughed SO hard since the first episode when she was talking to herself, and someone was like “people are gonna think you’re crazy. haha!” Then she tuns like freddy kruger and says “maybe I am” and just continues to stare at her. LMAO someone PLEASE get a gif of that.
i just watched the extras and realized Kiki isn’t all that good looking. And she’s kinda one of those girls who puts on for the camera so much she just gets lossed in the mix
$MAN WUT DA FIZZUCK LOL DEY GOT RID OF MY SECOND WIFEY SO HOOD LOL MAN I L0VE DA GURL HER N RISKY WERE MY TWO NOW I GUESS IM JUSS ON RISKY BUT SO HOOD STILL LOVE U DAT WAS SOME BULL BUT U STILL ON DECK REGARDLESS IM GLAD PRO-HO GOT HER ASS BOUNCED!!$
Chance is more suspect than Real and Micah’s hair.
So Hood and Chance could not co-exist as the vortex of retarded & immature would rip a whole in reality as we know it. She was definitely one of the top 7 best looking on ALL these VH1 shows, she was too friggin ignorant. What type of moron chases a man around the house like that? Especially when we know the guy being chased is Chance. Is she trying to catch up to an ass whoppin?
Real seems like he knows why he is there, Chance is there for TV and has no idea what the point of the show is.
Risky and So hood confuse me, they look very similar. I am also tired of Bay Bay Bay Bay Bay.
Milf is a porn star Ahmo something.
The show is gonna be boring without So Hood and I lost my eyecandy Promo :[
I don’t I’m gonna really watch this show anymore. Kiki and Bay Bay Bay piss me the fuck off..