Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap – Promo and So Hood eliminated
At the beginning of Episode 3, Corn Fed is extremely happy about staying and talks to Promo (who looks terrible without makeup) about wanting to win a date. Bay Bay Bay & KiKi are mad about Promo getting a chain and they want to expose her as a fake (I hate them. They annoy me).
The girls get Stallionaire mail about a fighting challenge and forming 3 groups with an equal number of Chance and Real girls. However, one group will have 5 girls.
The girls fight over K.O. because they believe her ability to fight will help them at the challenge.
The Pink Team is comprised of Ki Ki, Bay Bay Bay, Rabbit, So Hood and K.O. The Gray Team has Risky, Cali, Lusty and Corn Fed while the Blue Team consists of Meatball, Bubbles, Promo and Milf. Later, The girls arrive at a wrestling ring where they see professional wrestlers, fake wrestling. Bubbles is nervous because she has never had to fight anybody before.
Real Chance Of Love Wrestling Challenge
Chance and Real say they love wrestling and want to see the girls pretend to kick each other’s asses. The professionals will teach girls how to pretend fight then they will fight each other. The team that puts on the best performance will win the challenge and dates with Chance and Real.
While practicing, the Blue Team looks like a disaster while the Gray Team hopes they don’t lose to the Pink Team.
The girls get dressed in tacky outfits that are supposed to personify their wrestling personalities (Did they get that shit from Heather’s closet?)
Promo believes her team will lose but thinks she will still look hot in the process (So peroxide really does fuck with your senses)
The match starts and Round 1 features Risky, Corn Fed, Ki Ki and Lusty and that match goes pretty well. Round 2 features Promo Milf, Meatball and Bubbles and the match is marred by Milf trying to make Promo look stupid. Round 3 features Bay Bay Bay, Cali, So Hood, K.O. and Rabbit.
So Hood’s breasts are exposed during the fight exctiting Real, and Chance especially. The fights end and Chance and Real rate the Pink and Gray Teams highly but the Blue team is criticized for looking fake. They eventually decide on the Pink Team as the winner.
Back at the house, Ki Ki confronts Promo about the previous elimination, and specifically, her hesitation in accepting Real’s chain. But Promo brushes her off as Lusty looks on in agitation. In the confessional, Lusty remarks ‘Ki Ki is fake’.
Outside, K.O. and Bubbles talk and dance together while Real and Chance peek at them. Chance suspects that K.O. may be a lesbian.
Meanwhile, Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki talk about K.O. possibly being a lesbian or bisexual as well (I’m gonna call them the Evil Super Mario Sisters because they look like Mario and Luigi if they wear hats and because I need a name to label them by seeing as they are probably gonna instigate almost everything on this show).
Bay Bay Bay wants to tell Real about K.O. and Lusty continues to stare-down Ki Ki.
After Bay Bay Bay leaves, Lusty confronts Ki Ki about being fake and they argue. Ki Ki attacks Lusty with the “Yo mama is a bitch” line and Lusty explodes on her. They circle each other as if they will fight but Bay Bay Bay returns, and separates the two.
Downstairs, So Hood gets drunk with Chance and starts dry humping him in front of the other girls until they walk off in disgust. So Hood then gets on the counter and starts spreading her legs and moaning which scares Chance off to his room. So Hood goes looking for Chance while he’s in his room kissing Rabbit (WTF?)
Real is also in the room making out with Corn Fed (WTF? Did they actually grow up making out with their girlfriends while they are all in the same room together?) as So Hood barges into the room as Chance sneaks out through another exit.
Dates with Real and Chance
The next morning, Real talks to Promo and says he wants her to step up. Meanwhile, the other girls wait for Chance and Real to take them on their date.
The girls end up going to a fishing pond for their date because Chance and Real liked going fishing as children. Chance bosses his girls around coldly while Real tries to show his girls how to fish. When things settle, Real talks to K.O. while Bay Bay Bay looks on jealously. So Hood acts slutty around Chance but after he turns his attention to Rabbit, So Hood changes into a skimpy bathing suit embarrassing other adults and children looking on.
Chance, Real and the rest of the girls are ashamed of So Hood’s attention-whoring.
At lunch Chance tries to call-out K.O. but Real counters that their brother (Micah) told him about Cali being an industry-girl. Chance gets annoyed by Real but he continues accusing K.O. of being a lesbian. Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki back-up Chance on his claims, then Bay Bay Bay and K.O. get into an argument (I’m getting tired of the Evil Super Mario Sisters already. Shouldn’t they be busy getting that neck implant for Ki Ki now?)
K.O. storms off in anger, with Real giving chase.
Sitting pond-side, K.O. denies ever being with a woman and starts whining incoherently. Real is annoyed by her voice and tunes her out but he eventually asks her to come back to the table. Real begins to wonder if K.O. would be strong enough to stay in the competition.
Before elimination, Milf goes to talk to Real while Risky joins Chance in the hot tub. Chance and Real both end up making out (::gags and rolls eyes heavily in disgust::) with their girls but Milf stops kissing to raise doubts about Promo ( ::Breathes in:: This woman is so immature. :: Breathes out::)
Eliminations
At Eliminations, Milf wants Promo gone while Promo and So Hood feel confident about staying.
Real gives his first chain to Milf, which still makes Bay Bay Bay jealous, while Chance gives his first chain to Risky. Real gives chains to Bay Bay Bay, Ki Ki, Corn Fed and Lusty while Chance gives chains to Rabbit, Bubbles, Cali and Meatball.
Now 3 girls are left, Promo, So Hood and K.O.
Real asks K.O. why she thinks she is in the ‘Bottom 3′ and she replies it’s because Bay Bay Bay and Ki Ki thinks she’s a lesbian. Real says that is part of the reason but he calls her down to receive his last chain.
Now So Hood and Promo are left and So Hood believes she shouldn’t be put in the same class of consideration as Promo (No you shouldn’t because you have no class at all)
Chance calls So Hood up and he makes her dance for him. Once again the dancing gets raunchy and Chance stops her abruptly to say that he should have named her ‘Too Much’. He admits her behavior is keeping him from getting to know the other girls and eliminates her.
So Hood is stunned and she cries and says Chance lost a good woman. Chance then addresses Promo saying that he would “welcome her back to the stable” but he declines and leaves her out there hanging, without a chain.
In the ‘Confessional’, Real explains they eliminated Promo because she’s a flip-flopper (This election season has gone on too long because I swear I was thinking they were gonna say ‘We’re the Stallionaires and we approve this message’)
For your so Hood deficiancy…Risky for the look, Milf for the freakiness. You are going to watch this show.
Someone always steps up and lowers themselves for the sake of their 15 minutes. As we all know, more pron and nekkid pics will come out to keep their buzz.
I forgot about that Bubo, MILF is a soft porn actress. Her face still looks funny to me though. Like her head is shaped like a potato or something.
Right now the only one I actually like is Bubbles. She is funny.
I just saw the extra’s with KiKi & Lusty.
KiKi is just talk. When Lusty was all in her face, all she did was back all the way up and say hit me. Then once Lusty left the room, she got all talk. If she was as real as she claimed, she would have at least pushed Lusty back some. But then Lusty would have pretty much clicked on her ass.
But seriously, I would love to see someone actually get hit when they say “Hit me”
Also, her prayer didn’t even come close to Sapphari on FOL2. That was priceless
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I think that is ridiculous they say Promo’s a flip flopper. I would love to see what KiKI would of done if Chance chose her instead of Real, and there were only like two girls left. Promo didnt know if Real wanted her so wtf?
As for AI becoming a Piston, sweeeet. Home townn =]
So Hood is SOOOO PRETTY But she is such a HOT MESS! I Am SOOO Glad She is SOOO Gone and Promo is a butta head…she is all body no face..
Yaaay! So Hood is gone! I wanted to break out into song! Now, if they would only get rid of Kiki, I could watch the show without throwing things at the screen.
Lusty is trying so hard to create a new “character.” You’re not interesting enough for your own show, Lusty. Please let it go.
I know Ki Ki personally, she dated my boy for three years, and I’ve seen her get down in two fights. Both fights were against women bigger than her, and she beat both of them women ass. @ Laestrella, Ki Ki is not all talk, I’ve seen her talk it and back that $hit up. I agree with some of you that she has a mouth on her because my boy used to be ready to knock her ass out. The person that you’re seeing on the show is not how she is all the time, she’s a real goofy person and she play too damn much.
I like K.O. even her rough ass voice. What was that about Cali being an industry-girl?
Corey are you spoiler free because Megan is gone?
well hey people are always going to base their opinions of people off what they c…………SO HOOD seemed as if she wanted too much attention and was lacking Independency(is dat a word)……………..KiKI pissed me off the first day……..ok so u dont want any friends that’s fine but did u really have 2 scream it out………….for her not 2 want any friends she sure is close to Bay Bay Bay a few episodes later…………..i dont even watch this show i look at the eliminations and that’s it…..other than that the show is stupid and 90% of the girls seem so much faker than the previous Vh1 girls!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know if anyone ever brought this up, but REAL looks like the cowardly lion from “the wizard of oz” when they get to oz and they all get thier hair salon styled. Those long curls…and his face. In episode 2 when Chance was telling him that SEXY LEGS spread eagle for him, he looked exactly like CHER from the back…Seriously. BTW, I love reading your board… =)
I saw a picture recently of a girl who looked exactly like CALI, on the arm of some bigtime producer. They were on a red carpet, and I thought, “Hmmmmm, she looks like that CHANCE girl” …. then Sunday I heard him say “She’s an industry girl” ….SOOOO, maybe someone can dig up this photo and post it. I wish to gosh darn I could remember where I saw it. I’m thinking it was in OK! magazine when I was looking up fat/thin pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Hmmmmmmmm.
Omg Aurelius looks like Rachel Maddow in his new icon pic
Hahahaha!
I despise that woman.
lol someone loves ki ki alil too much…
# baybeauty Says:
November 4th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
First of all, all y’all talking slick about Ki Ki need to stop. That’s my girl and I’ve been knowing her for years. Ki Ki did not back up when Lusty got in her face, if you pay attention she continued to stand in the same place she was standing in. Lusty needs to be the one lucky about the clause, Ki Ki is far from a punk and I know for a fact that if that clause wasnt in effect Ki Ki wouldve got off in her @$$. I know it’s hard for some of y’all to believe that someone with a big mouth like that isnt all talk, but trust me she’s not. Also some of you guys are passing judgment not only on Ki Ki but on some of these other girls in the house and you’re only going off what VH1 wants you to see. They’re only gonna use what they feel is gonna bring drama and whats gonna be good for TV. I cant speak for the other girls but I can speak for Ki Ki when I say that she’s not the character VH1 is portraying her to be. Dont get me wrong, she can and will act like that if need be but the majority of the time she’s a really funny person, there’s never a dull moment when she’s around. I just think that you guys should talk to some of these girls on their myspace pages and see what they’re really like off camera. I used to have a bad opinion about New York and Sister Patterson, but after seeing how they’re making my girl look, I had to change my opinion.
was it really nessasary to write a whole story about the neckless man talking dead momma hatin bitch lol
i wonder if its the same person who wrote the same thing above lol
Mayne, y’all already have these women hating me for no reason, lol.
It’s gonna get worse if y’all keep this up.
not u steupz, Oakland like whaaa wrote the same thing a few post above
Dayum, Crystal does it so well for the appropriate occasion. This pic reminds me of that Dark Knight pic she did.
Thanks, Lauryn.
I’m sorry folks. We’re we talking about something else other than Crystal in this post?
Lusty a beast………….(that means she’s a big bad ass)
KiKi told her 2 get out of her face and what did Lusty do she walked 2 her face……………..ok Lusty is Now my favorite and da way she talked without yelling at 1st wuz fucking halarious…………………..she kind of reminds me of Lynn Whitfield on “A Thin Line Between Love and Hate”
well Im gone say what i want to say about whoever i want wether u know dem or not…………….cuz i dont give a DAMN!!!!!!! and da Saaphyri prayer at the end was uncalled for……………she told her not to give her a fake hug den all of a sudden KIKI starts yelling…………..i could see her getting upset but just blantly yelling come on(somebody’s puttin on for the cameras). LMAO
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1598218&vid=294761
Stalker and So Hood must be sisters,lol. This ep was off the chain and really got me excited, this could possibly be the best vh1 show since FOL2! This episode reached FOL2 level drama which is good!
Some people are fucking stupid. If they are going to be on a reality show, then they need to understand that the films do get edited to what VH1 wants to portray.
They need to learn that being on a reality show gives everyone the right to shit talk about them. When they can’t handle the shit talking, they have to get family and friends to write on their behalf.
It’s amusing.
KiKi, Go home, you dumb bitch! I don’t like you.