Enigmatic’s Charm School 2 Recap: Inna Outta
Episode 5 begins with Lacey and Brandi C. feeling depressed about Megan’s elimination but Brandi C now feels she needs to win to vindicate Megan.
Meanwhile, Brandi M. is happy about staying and vows not to mess up again (I take it this means she’s gonna fail epically today).
The girls then receive the note telling them they will learn how to become ’social chameleons.’
When the girls assemble in the Great Hall, they are greeted by Daniella, who reveals their next commandment will be, “Thou shalt not rock rude.”
She goes on to explain that the girls will receive a lesson in etiquette and introduces her guest, Lisa. Lisa lectures on basic presentation skills and makes them practice how to walk, sit and eat soup.
After the lesson, Daniella tells the girls they will have a dinner guest, the Duchess of Birminghamshire. She appoints 3 team captains; Dallas, Kristy Joe and Inna and informs them that they must pick 2 other girls for their team. Inna doesn’t want Brandi C. and Lacey on her team, but is stuck with them after Kristy Joe picks Jessica/Brandi M. and Dallas chooses Destiney and Heather.
The Duchess Challenge
Later, Daniella introduces Michael Green, the Duchess’ Chief of Staff. He gives the girls a long list of protocols that the girls must follow including not serving the Duchess any alcohol and addressing her by her full name (They confused me so I won’t even attempt to type the whole name here).
The rules frustrate all of the girls and more so as they practice saying the Duchess’s full name and trying to bow properly, but Brandi C complains about not being able to entertain anyone who isn’t a male between the ages of 18 and 30 (Brandi C. Sweetie. How many times do you have to keep reminding everyone that you’re a slut?)
Sharon announces only the most charming girls will be safe from elimination and she will watch them from her office. Sharon admits she has no hope for the girls to do well (WTF?)
Michael returns and introduces the Duchess but the girls struggle with her name as they greet her. The Duchess then leaves the room but Michael returns to address Inna’s exposed shoulders and chest. Inna is embarrassed and goes to cover up hoping her mistake doesn’t mess up her team’s chances.
In her office, Sharon wonders why Inna didn’t cover up, noting all the other girls have on shawls, jackets or turtlenecks.
The Duchess comes back and Inna offers a drink to which the Duchess accepts and requests a glass of wine. Inna declines her request and the Duchess snaps at Inna for not getting wine and chides Brandi C about her pink hair (If not having alcohol makes you ornery then your ass is an alcoholic).
Next comes Kristy Joe’s group to offer the Duchess dinner. The Duchess asks for wine again, but Brandi M. says no alcohol is available. Jessica tries to start a conversation but an awkward pause ensues.
Finally dinner is served and the girls struggle to keep pace with the Duchess. Brandi M tries to address the Duchess but she butchers her name numerous times. The Duchess then requests that Brandi M and Jessica switch seats. Upon switching, Jessica tells an extremely lame joke and is asked to switch with Kristy Joe.
Soon after, Dallas’ group enters to offer dessert.
Sharon laughs at the girls and reveals in her ‘Confessional’ that the Duchess is not really a Duchess at all but merely an actress (LMAO). Downstairs, Heather tries to serve tea to the Duchess but she spills it.
Dallas tries to spark conversation by sucking up to the Duchess.
The Duchess then makes a comment about liking “spotted dick” which bewilders the girls (Are these girls that horny to automatically think spotted dick is associated with a man? If so, they need to be checked because doesn’t having a spotted dick equates to having an STD?)
Sharon reveals that “spotted dick” is actually a popular British custard. After dessert, the Duchess walks around and the girls try their hardest not to turn their backs to her, as per one of the rules.
Later, all the girls assemble to say goodbye to the Duchess.
Sharon then comes in and criticizes Brandi M about messing up the Duchess’ name and Jessica about letting her nerves get in the way. She also berates Inna for her wardrobe and says her mistake cost her team the win and therefore declares Dallas’s team the winner of the challenge.
The next morning the girls get a note instructing the 2 losing teams to select a girl who should be called to the carpet and that they must justify their decision. Destiney asks Brandi C and Lacey why they didn’t tell Inna to cover up and they have an argument. To stop the argument, Inna volunteers to put herself up for elimination.
Elsewhere, Kristy Joe tries to volunteer herself to go on the carpet, but Brandi M steps up and volunteers herself. Moments later, Brandi M. changes her mind and goes to tell Kristy Joe and Jessica that she doesn’t want to go on the carpet (Brandi M should never be in charge of anything because she would flip-flop every 2 minutes.)
Brandi M and Jessica debate on who should go on the carpet between the 2 of them. Brandi M. then influences Kristy Joe to get Jessica on the carpet and they eventually succeed in getting Jessica to agree with them (They bogus as hell. WTF?)
Eliminations
At elimination, Inna is nervous about getting eliminated while Jessica believes that sacrificing herself will show the judges she has a backbone.
Sharon asks Inna who her team has decided to put up for elimination and Inna sends herself to the carpet. Sharon then asks Kristy Joe what her team’s decision was and she tries to send herself to the carpet but Jessica cuts in and says they decided she (Jessica) would go to the carpet.
Kristy Joe objects, however Sharon asks Brandi M who they decided on, and she answers ‘Jessica’.
Sharon asks Inna why her team decided on her and Inna replies it was her mistake that caused her team to lose. Sharon asks Kristy Joe why they decided on Jessica and she says they put Jessica on the carpet because Brandi M. already has 2 strikes against her.
Jessica says she is there because she wants to show the judges she has a backbone.
Sharon then calls Brandi M. to the carpet.
Riki wonders why Inna didn’t cover up when she saw everyone else did and goes on to say that Jessica got talked into coming on the carpet.
Daniella gets on Inna dressing inappropriately and says Jessica needs more confidence.
Sharon lets Brandi M speak and she says she wants to be there and continue to learn. Sharon agrees and asks her to go back and join the other girls. Inna and Jessica are now more nervous than ever about going home. Jessica starts crying and Sharon asks her to speak. She says she is working hard and saying she is trying to step up and become strong.
Sharon prompts Inna to speak and she says she deserves to stay and she is trying hard to be there.
Sharon addresses Jessica by saying she let her team bully her and says she has a long way to go to get stronger. Sharon scolds Inna once again on her dress and says she isn’t keeping up with everyone else. Sharon then expels Inna and asks for her pin.
Upon leaving, Inna says she felt she couldn’t be herself in Charm School and says she has great respect for Sharon. As she dismisses the girls, Sharon informs the girls that the Duchess was actually an actress and the girls realize they were tricked.
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Steupz, do you love spotted dick?
That bitch Brandi M needs to be eliminated already..
I liked Inna in a physical way. Bu tI realize that she just ain’t that bright. This is not the first time she let her lack of common sense ruin her chances.
As for Jessica (is that her name), she is dumb as hell and still has no backbone.
brandi M will be gone in a few weeks as this was some Lacey type shadiness.
Brandi C looks worse every day.
yay, Kristi jo speaks
This week’s episode was just like Inna, snooze…zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
LMAO @ EA “(If not having alcohol makes you ornery then your ass is an alcoholic).”
I liked this episode, the Birmingshire visit was funny.
I didn’t understand why Inna was upset. Did she ASK for her teammate’s help?
Will someone please remind me why Jessica is in Charm School?
Because she couldn’t hold her liquor in one episode of Rock of Love 2?
damnnnn
Kristy Joe looked so sexy in this episode. Thank god no one came downstairs while i was watching her…;)
ew Aurelius lol. and Brandi M. nots going anywhere, she makes it to the final four designing a t-shirt.
i think they probably asked other people to come instead of jessica and raven, but they all declined so they were stuck with those to who don’t really have a purpose… also i wonder who else is in the final four with brandi m.
i liked this episode it was funny and the elimination part kinda kept me on edge because all the drama, but did vh1 have to make it so obvious in the supertrailer and commercials that inna was going home lol even thought they’ve done it many time before
Yeah, Brandi M put a dirty jockstrap in Brandi C’s bed this episode next to her face. She’s REALLY learning, isn’t she? She’s fucking trash.
i didnt catch the episode…maybe catch the rerun.
hey Corey, how about you get off of brandi m’s jock ok?
hold up…so the dutchess…died…in real life???
Yeah. The actress playing the dutchess passed away.
i know that sucks rite, why does rock of love always have some type of death involved with it?
first destiney’s dad- even though he had cancer
then the all those rock of love bus casualites, now the dutchess
Honestly, Brandi M. is such a bully. I hate her so much. I really wish she doesn’t get as far as she will (I’m almost positive she makes it to the top 4 from what I remember in the Super Trailer). Sharon has a soft spot for that piece of trash and I have no idea why. Honestly, I felt so bad for Jessica, the way those two teamed up on her. At least Kristy Jo realized what an unfair bitch she would have been and tried to spare Jessica. Brandi M., that dumb slut, acted like she did better than Jessica (which she didn’t) and tricked her into going down on the carpet. Then, she acted like nothing was wrong. Brandi then always proceeds to kiss Sharon’s ass every chance she gets. Honestly, I’ll be really pissed if she wins. At this point, I’d rather see Heather win over her (and I don’t like Heather that much).
Overall, this was a boring episode. I’m happy Kristy Jo and Jessica got to talk some more, they’re two of my favorite remaining people (along with Lacey and Brandi C.), but it still wasn’t that interesting or entertaining. I’m hoping they get some more focus. Not too surprised Inna went, it was only a matter of time. Next week Dallas goes, so I’ll be looking forward to that.
Wow, a lot of Brandi M hate. Although I hate her as I have hate for all, she is not near the top of my list. There is Lacey and Brandi C. Megan, Raven, Dallas, Heather, and a bunch of the other girls.
I agree BOBO 100% about the Heather assessment, I’d be upset if Heather won the show, however at this point I’d prefer to see ANY of them win over Brandi M.
Inna only blamed Brandi C. and Lacey once Destiney brought it to her attention. She thought she could use it as a cop out, but it wouldn’t work. Brandi M. needs to go. She’s just like Bootz from the first season. She keeps getting called down to the carpet and giving second chances. Send her packing already. I felt so bad for Jessica up there. She’s so damn sweet and cute. She was terrified. She was shaking like a little puppy. I really want her to win.
P.S. YAY! THE RUSSIAN MAN IS GONE!
Brandi M is an instigating obsessive little bitch. She really cannot get Brandi C and Megan off of her mind for one second. She has to be involved in their life in some way at all times. It’s creepy.
Jessica was already charming before, but made a complete fool out of herself when she got trashed. Maybe they have in her charm school to inform that she doesn’t need to do anything for some stupid because she’s fine the way she is.
Everyone on her who loves her keeps saying how she doesn’t need it and she should go home, but if you like her so much you should cheer her on. There’s $100,000 dollars on the line. Wouldn’t you rather see it go to Jessica than one of the other dirty, trashy, whores.
nvrthere if what ur saying is true, den who’s going 2 die on Daisy of Love
NO, Jessica works for NASA and DOES NOT NEED THE MONEY or CHARM SCHOOL whatsoever……………….I’d be pissed if sum1 who barely speaks won the money, that would be so fucking stupid. Heather isn’t in as much drama this time around so I’m rooting for her. The only people she doesnt like are Brandi C. and Lacey. Now that Megan’s gone I don’t even c how the fight is going to occur.
maybe the cheater on the online competition who wins… something will happen in his life lol i don’t know really
also did anyone think the brandis, heather and kristy joe look gorgeous during elimination? especially heather, big step up from those huge ass pom pom last week
I think its crap that laci and the disgusting brandi c didnt help Inna when they were all on the same team. Inna def shouldve called them out at elimination just like Destiny did by the pool. Just because theyre not friends they let her take the fall, and made their team lose. I hate hate laci and brandi c (whats left of the megan alliance) and the sooner they go the better. Jessica has no backbone but compared to the other girls she has no reason to be there. She doesnt need charm school. She shouldve went home over Inna. And btw brandi c is a chunky skank and i cant wait till she is gone. I hate her- mostly because shes friends with megan so shes deluded to what she actually looks like. She runs around telling all the other girls that theyre fat and whores meanwhile she does porn and megan was in playboy… come on now. Heather stripped. Being naked in playboy or wherever is pretty similiar in my book. Brandi C is the only porno skank there.
Riki Ratman talks about Episode 4
Brandi C was not and still is not the only slut that did porn on the show.
I still refuse to root for anybody to win because everyone who got eliminated sucked and everyone who is still on the show sucks.
Riki sucks too. I still don’t understand why they couldn’t have used Keith for this show.
EA, the way to watch these shows is to find the one you hate the least and pick them as your favorite. If you lok for someone decent, you may as well stick hot ice picks in your pee hole. 95% of people on these shows are despicable, scummy, human beings…and that is a conservative number.
Brandi C may not be the one who did porn, but she is definitely one of the most annoying and hate-worthy ones.
Raven did porn and we hated her, Brandi M did porn and I hate her, just less than Brandi M. Heather was a stripper, may as well do porn and I hate her. Kristi jo did Playboy, I hate her, just not as much as I hate Lacey. Megan did Playboy, I hate her.
They went on these shows “looking for love” in other words fame…so they whored themselves out to a degree. Kissing on Bret Micheals even though many had no idea who he was….or Flavor Flav and he is hiddeous. We don’t really know what whoreish activites went on behind closed doors.
But I hate them all to a point where I can’t root for them. I just want to see them all fail so I can say get the fuck out or just laugh at them as they get eliminated. The worst episode next to the reunion for me is always the finale because someone has to win and that’s the part that sucks the most.