Enigmatic’s Charm School 2 Recap: Inna Outta
Episode 5 begins with Lacey and Brandi C. feeling depressed about Megan’s elimination but Brandi C now feels she needs to win to vindicate Megan.
Meanwhile, Brandi M. is happy about staying and vows not to mess up again (I take it this means she’s gonna fail epically today).
The girls then receive the note telling them they will learn how to become ’social chameleons.’
When the girls assemble in the Great Hall, they are greeted by Daniella, who reveals their next commandment will be, “Thou shalt not rock rude.”
She goes on to explain that the girls will receive a lesson in etiquette and introduces her guest, Lisa. Lisa lectures on basic presentation skills and makes them practice how to walk, sit and eat soup.
After the lesson, Daniella tells the girls they will have a dinner guest, the Duchess of Birminghamshire. She appoints 3 team captains; Dallas, Kristy Joe and Inna and informs them that they must pick 2 other girls for their team. Inna doesn’t want Brandi C. and Lacey on her team, but is stuck with them after Kristy Joe picks Jessica/Brandi M. and Dallas chooses Destiney and Heather.
The Duchess Challenge
Later, Daniella introduces Michael Green, the Duchess’ Chief of Staff. He gives the girls a long list of protocols that the girls must follow including not serving the Duchess any alcohol and addressing her by her full name (They confused me so I won’t even attempt to type the whole name here).
The rules frustrate all of the girls and more so as they practice saying the Duchess’s full name and trying to bow properly, but Brandi C complains about not being able to entertain anyone who isn’t a male between the ages of 18 and 30 (Brandi C. Sweetie. How many times do you have to keep reminding everyone that you’re a slut?)
Sharon announces only the most charming girls will be safe from elimination and she will watch them from her office. Sharon admits she has no hope for the girls to do well (WTF?)
Michael returns and introduces the Duchess but the girls struggle with her name as they greet her. The Duchess then leaves the room but Michael returns to address Inna’s exposed shoulders and chest. Inna is embarrassed and goes to cover up hoping her mistake doesn’t mess up her team’s chances.
In her office, Sharon wonders why Inna didn’t cover up, noting all the other girls have on shawls, jackets or turtlenecks.
The Duchess comes back and Inna offers a drink to which the Duchess accepts and requests a glass of wine. Inna declines her request and the Duchess snaps at Inna for not getting wine and chides Brandi C about her pink hair (If not having alcohol makes you ornery then your ass is an alcoholic).
Next comes Kristy Joe’s group to offer the Duchess dinner. The Duchess asks for wine again, but Brandi M. says no alcohol is available. Jessica tries to start a conversation but an awkward pause ensues.
Finally dinner is served and the girls struggle to keep pace with the Duchess. Brandi M tries to address the Duchess but she butchers her name numerous times. The Duchess then requests that Brandi M and Jessica switch seats. Upon switching, Jessica tells an extremely lame joke and is asked to switch with Kristy Joe.
Soon after, Dallas’ group enters to offer dessert.
Sharon laughs at the girls and reveals in her ‘Confessional’ that the Duchess is not really a Duchess at all but merely an actress (LMAO). Downstairs, Heather tries to serve tea to the Duchess but she spills it.
Dallas tries to spark conversation by sucking up to the Duchess.
The Duchess then makes a comment about liking “spotted dick” which bewilders the girls (Are these girls that horny to automatically think spotted dick is associated with a man? If so, they need to be checked because doesn’t having a spotted dick equates to having an STD?)
Sharon reveals that “spotted dick” is actually a popular British custard. After dessert, the Duchess walks around and the girls try their hardest not to turn their backs to her, as per one of the rules.
Later, all the girls assemble to say goodbye to the Duchess.
Sharon then comes in and criticizes Brandi M about messing up the Duchess’ name and Jessica about letting her nerves get in the way. She also berates Inna for her wardrobe and says her mistake cost her team the win and therefore declares Dallas’s team the winner of the challenge.
The next morning the girls get a note instructing the 2 losing teams to select a girl who should be called to the carpet and that they must justify their decision. Destiney asks Brandi C and Lacey why they didn’t tell Inna to cover up and they have an argument. To stop the argument, Inna volunteers to put herself up for elimination.
Elsewhere, Kristy Joe tries to volunteer herself to go on the carpet, but Brandi M steps up and volunteers herself. Moments later, Brandi M. changes her mind and goes to tell Kristy Joe and Jessica that she doesn’t want to go on the carpet (Brandi M should never be in charge of anything because she would flip-flop every 2 minutes.)
Brandi M and Jessica debate on who should go on the carpet between the 2 of them. Brandi M. then influences Kristy Joe to get Jessica on the carpet and they eventually succeed in getting Jessica to agree with them (They bogus as hell. WTF?)
Eliminations
At elimination, Inna is nervous about getting eliminated while Jessica believes that sacrificing herself will show the judges she has a backbone.
Sharon asks Inna who her team has decided to put up for elimination and Inna sends herself to the carpet. Sharon then asks Kristy Joe what her team’s decision was and she tries to send herself to the carpet but Jessica cuts in and says they decided she (Jessica) would go to the carpet.
Kristy Joe objects, however Sharon asks Brandi M who they decided on, and she answers ‘Jessica’.
Sharon asks Inna why her team decided on her and Inna replies it was her mistake that caused her team to lose. Sharon asks Kristy Joe why they decided on Jessica and she says they put Jessica on the carpet because Brandi M. already has 2 strikes against her.
Jessica says she is there because she wants to show the judges she has a backbone.
Sharon then calls Brandi M. to the carpet.
Riki wonders why Inna didn’t cover up when she saw everyone else did and goes on to say that Jessica got talked into coming on the carpet.
Daniella gets on Inna dressing inappropriately and says Jessica needs more confidence.
Sharon lets Brandi M speak and she says she wants to be there and continue to learn. Sharon agrees and asks her to go back and join the other girls. Inna and Jessica are now more nervous than ever about going home. Jessica starts crying and Sharon asks her to speak. She says she is working hard and saying she is trying to step up and become strong.
Sharon prompts Inna to speak and she says she deserves to stay and she is trying hard to be there.
Sharon addresses Jessica by saying she let her team bully her and says she has a long way to go to get stronger. Sharon scolds Inna once again on her dress and says she isn’t keeping up with everyone else. Sharon then expels Inna and asks for her pin.
Upon leaving, Inna says she felt she couldn’t be herself in Charm School and says she has great respect for Sharon. As she dismisses the girls, Sharon informs the girls that the Duchess was actually an actress and the girls realize they were tricked.
I think its crap that laci and the disgusting brandi c didnt help Inna when they were all on the same team. Inna def shouldve called them out at elimination just like Destiny did by the pool. Just because theyre not friends they let her take the fall, and made their team lose. I hate hate laci and brandi c (whats left of the megan alliance) and the sooner they go the better. Jessica has no backbone but compared to the other girls she has no reason to be there. She doesnt need charm school. She shouldve went home over Inna. And btw brandi c is a chunky skank and i cant wait till she is gone. I hate her- mostly because shes friends with megan so shes deluded to what she actually looks like. She runs around telling all the other girls that theyre fat and whores meanwhile she does porn and megan was in playboy… come on now. Heather stripped. Being naked in playboy or wherever is pretty similiar in my book. Brandi C is the only porno skank there.
Riki Ratman talks about Episode 4
Brandi C was not and still is not the only slut that did porn on the show.
I still refuse to root for anybody to win because everyone who got eliminated sucked and everyone who is still on the show sucks.
Riki sucks too. I still don’t understand why they couldn’t have used Keith for this show.
EA, the way to watch these shows is to find the one you hate the least and pick them as your favorite. If you lok for someone decent, you may as well stick hot ice picks in your pee hole. 95% of people on these shows are despicable, scummy, human beings…and that is a conservative number.
Brandi C may not be the one who did porn, but she is definitely one of the most annoying and hate-worthy ones.
Raven did porn and we hated her, Brandi M did porn and I hate her, just less than Brandi M. Heather was a stripper, may as well do porn and I hate her. Kristi jo did Playboy, I hate her, just not as much as I hate Lacey. Megan did Playboy, I hate her.
They went on these shows “looking for love” in other words fame…so they whored themselves out to a degree. Kissing on Bret Micheals even though many had no idea who he was….or Flavor Flav and he is hiddeous. We don’t really know what whoreish activites went on behind closed doors.
But I hate them all to a point where I can’t root for them. I just want to see them all fail so I can say get the fuck out or just laugh at them as they get eliminated. The worst episode next to the reunion for me is always the finale because someone has to win and that’s the part that sucks the most.
If it isn’t love – remake
A reader is on this video so I guess we can have a look, no?
I thought “having lunch with the Duchess” scenes were hilarious.
Trying to say her name…and at the second group lunch when the Duchess kept getting up and sitting down and the girls did the same had me cracking up.
Just because the Duchess could not have wine, Brandi C(???) labeled her a “raging alcoholic”. LOL
Trying not to turn their backs to her when the Duchess was leaving was too funny. Jessica’s lame joke and the reaction from the Duchess.
All of it was really, really funny…at least to me.
Actually, CSO, Jessica doesn’t work for NASA anymore. Who are you to say she doesn’t need the money? There are plenty of girls other than Jessica on the show who don’t need the money, but I don’t hear about them.
As for Jessica not belonging on Charm School, I agree 100%. Just because she drank too much ONCE does not mean she needs it.
Honestly, I don’t get VH1. They give Daisy her own show AND the CS recaps, when really, Daisy is the one who needs Charm School more than her own show. Which is probably going to fail too.
Steupz — The Riki Rachtman video isn’t there anymore
I just now watched the extras for this week and I have some questions.
Why was Brandi C crying about a damn jock strap in her bed?
Why does she (Brandi C) look like McCauley Culkin without makeup on?
Where the hell would anyone get a jock strap from?
Why would Brandi C say Destiney looks pregnant when her gut is bigger than Megan’s dog?
Why would Heather take it upon herself to call the Entertainer after she heard that?
Does anyone actually believe what Brandi C says when she said she did “conservative porn?” What the hell is that? I didn’t know “conservative porn” existed.
Why was the Entertainer saying Destiney could have been pregnant? That means they didn’t use condoms and that is a big ewwwwwwwwww for me.
Why did they have 7 videos for the extras this week?
Why were the camera people acting like perverts and following Kristy Joe while she was trying to change her clothes?
I probably got plenty of other questions but this is enough and it’s time for me to go to class. Maybe I’ll come up with a long ass list of questions or comments for RCOL later because I saw that this morning too.
EA, why WOULDN’T the camera men follow Kristy Joe lol
Remember how my Pumkin love switched to Megan on ILM, well my Brandi M love is switching to Kristy Joe. Even though I think Brandi will win
John McCain vs Barack Obama dance-off this the funniest thing you will ever see
I don’t think Brandi M will win. She might make it far, but she’s bound to fuck up soon.
Are the Entertainer and Destiney dating? Cause if you ask me, if Destiney was pregnant, it could be from ANYONE. Not just the Entertainer.
I wonder where they would get a jock strap too.
Enigmatic, “conservitive” porn would be the porn the show on Showtime and HBO at night. No genitals are really shown (except breasts) and when there is oral they always find a way to block it.
(Poprah to have her own VH1 show… true?)
I hope so lol but MTO makes up stuff.. and vh1 has too many dating shows
Brandi C knows damn well she didn’t do any conservative porn. The way I see it, this is my porn scale on the level of VH1 reality show stars.
The first level is the it’s-not-porn-but-they-are-still-naked porn. This is like the stuff Kristy Joe, Megan and maybe a few other people did. Just semi-nude/nude pics but not really anything else.
The second level is the kinda-but-not-really-porn porn and that’s the kinda porn Milf did. I’m tempted to put Smiley and Nibblz here because they did nude videos too, just not like what Milf did.
The third level is the if-it-was-professional-then-it-would-be considered-porn porn. Buckeey falls in this category.
The fourth level is the this-shit-is-porn-stop-making-excuses porn. Brandi C falls here. So does Brandi M, Somethin and Toastee.
And finally the fifth level is the this-shit-is-disgusting-and-I’m-scarred-for-life porn. We all know Raven owns this category. She has no competition here.
Wow, EA, great Recap. I thought Milf was more serious than you imply, but I have been wrong once or twice. I am really waiting to see some more of the RCOL girls’ endeavors as they are the most attractive bunch by far.
Enigmatic, Raven did porn? Oh lord. I can only imagine.
And Bubo, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! The RCOL girls are ALL ugly. The only exception I think is Ki Ki. VH1 was horrible casting this one.
So hood and promo were the only good looking girls there
and kiki.. blah idk i dont like her
Uh…you late Jess, that Raven porn thing broke the first week of Charm School 2 after she got eliminated and you don’t want to see it. I seriously mean that.
enigmatic is right
your eyes will bleed through your ears
and you WILL be scarred for life!
SaDosi, Promo is plastic surgery pretty and So Hood is pretty, but her whoreishness took away from it. I don’t like Ki Ki’s personality and her aggression, but her eyes are beautiful.
EA, wow. I guess I am. I’ve only recently started checking this site everyday, since I realized it moved from the blogspot. Telling me I don’t want to see it makes me want to see it more. Does she have the blonde hair in it?
Also, am I the only one who doesn’t even REMEMBER Raven from any Rock of Love? I know she was eliminated in one of the first episodes, but I don’t remember her AT All.
Ghetto Gaggers? Oh. My. God. I gotta watch it now.
She has these terrible blonde ponytails in it and you can see her real hair all around the edges. You wouldn’t be able to decide which was worse between the hair or the actual video content. Just…..you don’t want to see it. It’s nasty beyond words.
raven was sent home on the very FIRST episode of rock of love 1
maybe u can watch it at vh1.com
and she seem like she had a bad attitude on there too lol
JESUS CHRIST SHE EVEN HAS THE BLONDE HAIR. I thought she only did the blonde hair for CS? Wow. I don’t have the plugin to watch the video (nor do I want it now), however, the pictures say it all. EA, I am sorry I did not listen to you. And, was that semen from more than one man? It looks like it.
Khicago might want to chime in on this, but isn’t this strangely reminiscent of Cordelia’s from Bad Girls Club 2 big mouthfuls video?
Anyone have any lye to wash my eyes out? Some bleach would be good too. Then again, there are some things you just can’t unsee.