Enigmatic’s Charm School 2 Recap: Inna Outta
Episode 5 begins with Lacey and Brandi C. feeling depressed about Megan’s elimination but Brandi C now feels she needs to win to vindicate Megan.
Meanwhile, Brandi M. is happy about staying and vows not to mess up again (I take it this means she’s gonna fail epically today).
The girls then receive the note telling them they will learn how to become ’social chameleons.’
When the girls assemble in the Great Hall, they are greeted by Daniella, who reveals their next commandment will be, “Thou shalt not rock rude.”
She goes on to explain that the girls will receive a lesson in etiquette and introduces her guest, Lisa. Lisa lectures on basic presentation skills and makes them practice how to walk, sit and eat soup.
After the lesson, Daniella tells the girls they will have a dinner guest, the Duchess of Birminghamshire. She appoints 3 team captains; Dallas, Kristy Joe and Inna and informs them that they must pick 2 other girls for their team. Inna doesn’t want Brandi C. and Lacey on her team, but is stuck with them after Kristy Joe picks Jessica/Brandi M. and Dallas chooses Destiney and Heather.
The Duchess Challenge
Later, Daniella introduces Michael Green, the Duchess’ Chief of Staff. He gives the girls a long list of protocols that the girls must follow including not serving the Duchess any alcohol and addressing her by her full name (They confused me so I won’t even attempt to type the whole name here).
The rules frustrate all of the girls and more so as they practice saying the Duchess’s full name and trying to bow properly, but Brandi C complains about not being able to entertain anyone who isn’t a male between the ages of 18 and 30 (Brandi C. Sweetie. How many times do you have to keep reminding everyone that you’re a slut?)
Sharon announces only the most charming girls will be safe from elimination and she will watch them from her office. Sharon admits she has no hope for the girls to do well (WTF?)
Michael returns and introduces the Duchess but the girls struggle with her name as they greet her. The Duchess then leaves the room but Michael returns to address Inna’s exposed shoulders and chest. Inna is embarrassed and goes to cover up hoping her mistake doesn’t mess up her team’s chances.
In her office, Sharon wonders why Inna didn’t cover up, noting all the other girls have on shawls, jackets or turtlenecks.
The Duchess comes back and Inna offers a drink to which the Duchess accepts and requests a glass of wine. Inna declines her request and the Duchess snaps at Inna for not getting wine and chides Brandi C about her pink hair (If not having alcohol makes you ornery then your ass is an alcoholic).
Next comes Kristy Joe’s group to offer the Duchess dinner. The Duchess asks for wine again, but Brandi M. says no alcohol is available. Jessica tries to start a conversation but an awkward pause ensues.
Finally dinner is served and the girls struggle to keep pace with the Duchess. Brandi M tries to address the Duchess but she butchers her name numerous times. The Duchess then requests that Brandi M and Jessica switch seats. Upon switching, Jessica tells an extremely lame joke and is asked to switch with Kristy Joe.
Soon after, Dallas’ group enters to offer dessert.
Sharon laughs at the girls and reveals in her ‘Confessional’ that the Duchess is not really a Duchess at all but merely an actress (LMAO). Downstairs, Heather tries to serve tea to the Duchess but she spills it.
Dallas tries to spark conversation by sucking up to the Duchess.
The Duchess then makes a comment about liking “spotted dick” which bewilders the girls (Are these girls that horny to automatically think spotted dick is associated with a man? If so, they need to be checked because doesn’t having a spotted dick equates to having an STD?)
Sharon reveals that “spotted dick” is actually a popular British custard. After dessert, the Duchess walks around and the girls try their hardest not to turn their backs to her, as per one of the rules.
Later, all the girls assemble to say goodbye to the Duchess.
Sharon then comes in and criticizes Brandi M about messing up the Duchess’ name and Jessica about letting her nerves get in the way. She also berates Inna for her wardrobe and says her mistake cost her team the win and therefore declares Dallas’s team the winner of the challenge.
The next morning the girls get a note instructing the 2 losing teams to select a girl who should be called to the carpet and that they must justify their decision. Destiney asks Brandi C and Lacey why they didn’t tell Inna to cover up and they have an argument. To stop the argument, Inna volunteers to put herself up for elimination.
Elsewhere, Kristy Joe tries to volunteer herself to go on the carpet, but Brandi M steps up and volunteers herself. Moments later, Brandi M. changes her mind and goes to tell Kristy Joe and Jessica that she doesn’t want to go on the carpet (Brandi M should never be in charge of anything because she would flip-flop every 2 minutes.)
Brandi M and Jessica debate on who should go on the carpet between the 2 of them. Brandi M. then influences Kristy Joe to get Jessica on the carpet and they eventually succeed in getting Jessica to agree with them (They bogus as hell. WTF?)
Eliminations
At elimination, Inna is nervous about getting eliminated while Jessica believes that sacrificing herself will show the judges she has a backbone.
Sharon asks Inna who her team has decided to put up for elimination and Inna sends herself to the carpet. Sharon then asks Kristy Joe what her team’s decision was and she tries to send herself to the carpet but Jessica cuts in and says they decided she (Jessica) would go to the carpet.
Kristy Joe objects, however Sharon asks Brandi M who they decided on, and she answers ‘Jessica’.
Sharon asks Inna why her team decided on her and Inna replies it was her mistake that caused her team to lose. Sharon asks Kristy Joe why they decided on Jessica and she says they put Jessica on the carpet because Brandi M. already has 2 strikes against her.
Jessica says she is there because she wants to show the judges she has a backbone.
Sharon then calls Brandi M. to the carpet.
Riki wonders why Inna didn’t cover up when she saw everyone else did and goes on to say that Jessica got talked into coming on the carpet.
Daniella gets on Inna dressing inappropriately and says Jessica needs more confidence.
Sharon lets Brandi M speak and she says she wants to be there and continue to learn. Sharon agrees and asks her to go back and join the other girls. Inna and Jessica are now more nervous than ever about going home. Jessica starts crying and Sharon asks her to speak. She says she is working hard and saying she is trying to step up and become strong.
Sharon prompts Inna to speak and she says she deserves to stay and she is trying hard to be there.
Sharon addresses Jessica by saying she let her team bully her and says she has a long way to go to get stronger. Sharon scolds Inna once again on her dress and says she isn’t keeping up with everyone else. Sharon then expels Inna and asks for her pin.
Upon leaving, Inna says she felt she couldn’t be herself in Charm School and says she has great respect for Sharon. As she dismisses the girls, Sharon informs the girls that the Duchess was actually an actress and the girls realize they were tricked.
no, i’m 18, i gotta change my b-day on myspace,lol.
my bad i didn’t know the pic was old im just now finding out about it lol
Whattttttttt? I thought you were 23 the last time i check and what ever happen to you going on From G’s to Gents 2
Geez Raven, atleast get some young hunky white guys who can actually get hard
23? I never said I was 23. Also I never heard back from them.
this is sad, this girl is on some raven type shit and someone needs to take her baby away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiIf6zbXkPA
Steupz — I love your site and everything like that and don’t take this as me being bitchy towards you, but, I’m NOT going to filter what I say because some girl who was on TELEVISION FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE who I don’t know and doesn’t know me gets upset. If she gets upset about what people on the internet say about her, then she shouldn’t have even been on RCOL in the first place. And don’t even get me started on what they say on the VH1 forums. If she’s all real, then her pics have definitely been airbrushed/photoshopped. (And how are you sure that it was actually HER commenting and not someone pretending?)
Khicago — I agree she is grown and if she wants to get tag teamed, she should. But the hitting/choking and spitting and overall degradation of women (not to mention BLACK women who have it hard enough as it is.. and before you say anything I’M WHITE.) that’s on that site just sickens me and is so wrong. That’s just the feminist in me.
As for Real, good for him. I doubt he would’ve lasted in the final three of ILNY if he didn’t have that done.
my porn name gonna be Kock, XD
omg nvrthere, I couldn’t even finish that! Dumb bitch, but parents like her get to keep their kids, smh.
i kno i couldnt watch the whole thing either… fear of being brain washed lol
Jess you hit the nail on the head for everything. I’m not censoring myself for Promo, she chose to go on national TV, she knew she would get haters, this isen’t 1996, its 2008. Also the site is sick, I think its degrading for women to be eating a guys ass, just terrible.
I get you…
And to your question, I know it’s her ’cause we chat on MySpace.
At least we did up to a couple days ago; I don’t think we’re MySpace mates anymore (sigh)
nvrthere I hate when ppl say that black people are the only reason Barack won…a minority doesn’t have the support cast to give that many votes. Statistic wise, more white ppl voted for Obama…This fat bitch needs serious help
I wanna get whatever she, Raven and even Lusty is on,lol.
pimp you gonna watch bad girls 3?
Khicago — Did the internet even exist in 1996? Lol. Also, I’m DYING for more BGC3 posts on your blog.
Also, the first pic I saw of the Raven video made me think Cordelia… but then I stopped thinking that because during BGC2 Cordelia showed she HAD a concience and felt bad about it, I haven’t seen anything about Raven doing that. Also, I don’t think it’s degrading to eat a guys ass (granted, I have never done it and will never haha) if she wanted to, in private.
Steupz — I’m glad you understand. I re-read what I said and I came off as a bitch, and I am sorry. Nothing personal, I think you run a great site.
what is bad girls 3? Chicago
Pimp — I wouldn’t say that’s the ONLY reason he won, but it’s a HUGE part of it. It came out a few days ago that 95% of African Americans that voted, voted Obama. I’m white and I voted Obama, but to say that more white than black people voted Obama, I just don’t believe. Especially since all the southern (and confederate in 1776) states were red states. Put two and two together.
oh wow I do have fans over on my bad girls blog! LOL. I guess i’ll start posting again,lol. I remember Cordelia called me and was explaining it all to me, she gets really passionate about it. Bad Girls 3 look good, Kayla’s the new Tanisha “I’M CALLING YOU OUT BITCH!” Lol, we got TWO Amber’s this season, Amber M. and Amber B. kinda like Brandi C and Brandi M.
Pimpboy, heres the trailers
SEASON 1(Lame)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK66ViGcdNs
SEASON 2(The Shit)
Did you guys know that there is 2 dudes, one from TN and one from Missouri, being held in a jail cell right now for making threats to assassinate Obama? This shit is embarassing to everyone that lives in the south because people always want to pinpoint southerners for racism and guns and shit. And already less than a week someone is planning to assassinate him. I wonder now if he’ll make it the next four years, unfortunately.
Khicago — You talk to Cordelia? I figured you might over the internet, but the phone? That’s awesome. She was definitely my favorite on BGC2 and seemed to take a lot out of the experience. If you talk to her again, tell her that she really is a beautiful girl, and a beautiful person, and I think that her story (I know it’s reality, but story is the best word I could use) is actually touching. I feel for her. I’ve been in her shoes and where she’s been. (Granted, I’m not a dancer, but I know what it’s like to be the fat girl slut.) And I don’t think she’s fat.
Sorry that was long winded, hah. I can’t wait for season 3! December seems so far! I hope it’s as awesome, or more than BGC2. They have a LOT to live up to. You’re also right about BGC1 being lame. The Ripsi episodes were awesome, and I loved Ty, but other than that, the show was lame.
Maze — I didn’t know that, but I wouldn’t doubt it for one second. To be honest, one of the big reasons I voted for Obama was because he picked Biden as VP. If Obama died and Biden was VP I’d feel a lot better than if McCain died and Palin was VP. (Sorry Steupz!!)
maze, to be fair, there are threats made against the president every day of the year. The idiots ho get arrested (like the fools from KY or TN) would not be smart enough to put together a decent plan.
There is plenty of racism up north, just not as open and obvious. Besides, more murders from Black on Black crime thanKlan stuuff. In the words of the great Kool Moe Dee, ” I never ever ran from teh Ku Klux Klan, so I shouldn’t have to run from a Black Mna..self destruction….”. Obama has a ton of Secret Service agents protecting him. The reason people are buying guns is because he is a typical gun grabber. In addition to the democrat congress, rules may change regarding that annoying 2nd ammendment. His lack of understanding on gun control is making people fearful.
Jess I cracked up while reading the blogs of the season 1 girls trying to trash season 2. They were like “our season had more substance and meaning” PLEASE, all yall did in every ep was go out to clubs and talk about each other BEHIND the persons back. With season 2 I was happy we got actual in your face bad girls and DIVERSITY. Oxygen acts like season 1 never happened, go to the bad girls site, all you will see is bad girls 2 and 3 stuff, NOTHING about BGC1. I miss Aimee, I don’t know what she been up to since she deleted her myspace last year, I loved to hate her,lol.
I can see that, Bubo. It pisses me off though that people are already plotting against him and they happen to be from the south too.
Bubo — I’m from the north (go Sox!) and you are right, there is plenty of racism. About changing the second amendment, I hope so. Not for nothing but the second amendment was made in a time when a war was happening outside your front door, and you had to have some way of protecting your family. I really don’t think it applies that much today. While Obama has a ton of Secret Service, if someone really wants to kill him, they’ll find a way. They always do. I guarantee it.