Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap – Lusty exits
Episode 4 begins with Ki Ki and Lusty getting into another fight. The argument is mostly dominated by Ki Ki still yelling, “Yo mama is a dead bitch!” to Lusty (Ki Ki reminds me of a rogue version of Hoopz).
Lusty is aggravated and screams at her but she eventually walks off.
Empathizing, K.O. decides to confront Ki Ki and threatens to hit her but Bubbles separates the two and urges K.O. to calm down.
Later, Lusty goes to Real and tearfully recounts her confrontation with Ki Ki. The conversation falls awkwardly silent as Real questions Lusty’s mental stability in the ‘Confessional’.
The next morning, Chance takes a call from his brother Micah saying Cali is an ‘industry girl’ (Why is Micah being an instigator?). This leaves Chance feeling confused but he doesn’t dwell on it for long.
The Stinky Barn Challenge
Meanwhile, Bubbles collects the day’s mail but she has a terrible time trying to read it and the girls peg her as stupid and illiterate. However, from the note, most of the girls think they are meeting Chance and Real’s parents (Another crop of girls who have no idea how VH1 reality shows are set up).
Later, the girls arrive at a barn where Chance and Real greet them. They reveal raising horses is the family business and for this challenge they will have to clean up a ’stinky barn’.
The girls are separated into 5 groups: Ki Ki & Bubbles; K.O., Cali & Lusty; Bay Bay Bay & Meatball; Milf & Rabbit and finally, Risky & Corn-Fed.
While the girls begin their challenge, Chance and Real watch the girls -via camera- in the limo.
The girls have difficulty getting their instructions straight and corralling the animals in particular… Corn Fed struggles with a horse and K.O. isn’t familiar with what a goose looks like.
Bay Bay Bay yells at the animals while Lusty sings strange songs to the geese as Meatball confuses a llama with a sheep (How the fuck do you confuse a llama with a sheep? Don’t you watch the Serta commercials?).
Finally, the challenge ends and the girls assemble for the results.
Chance and Real reveal that K.O.’s team and Ki Ki’s team are the 2 best groups but they declare Ki Ki’s group as the winner.
K.O. is mad she didn’t win and that Ki Ki gets a date with Real.
Real Chance of Indigestion
At the house, Ki Ki gloats excessively about winning a date while Lusty and K.O. sulk. In another room, Rabbit tells Cali Chance has heard she’s an ‘industry girl’.
Cali decides she must address the issue with Chance.
Later, Milf goes to Real to tell him about Ki Ki and the fight with Lusty in the hope of leaving a bad impression of Ki Ki with him.
Now the date begins and Chance, Real, Bubbles and Ki Ki go outside for a barbecue. Chance and Real fight over preparing the food and end up burning it so they eat strawberries and chocolate instead (I’m ashamed that 2 black men don’t know how to barbecue. Maybe they really are gay).
Ki Ki decides to step up and adds chocolate to Real’s nipple before licking it off.
Later, Real pulls Ki Ki aside to discuss her fight with Lusty. Ki Ki says Lusty got in her face first but Real urges her to apologize. Ki Ki is reluctant to do so.
Later that night, K.O. goes to talk to Real about the things Ki Ki has said, but Real tells her she cannot control what Ki Ki does or says.
Meanwhile, Ki Ki calls her mom and her mom chides her for being mean and tells her to apologize to the girls she offended (She’s a mama’s girl too….Great).
Elsewhere, Chance and Rabbit talk and she reveals to him that she hasn’t had a boyfriend in 2 years. Chance is shocked at this revelation and thinks that he may not be the right guy for her (Why is he making excuses? He is just affirming his gayness to me). Later, Ki Ki searches for Lusty and apologizes to her but Lusty thinks the apology is fake.
On the stairs, Cali speaks to Chance and insists she is just a makeup-artist and not an industry girl. Chance cuts her off and ushers her to go away without letting her complete her explanation.
In another room Lusty greets Real with wine, candles and massage oil in an attempt to convince him to let her stay. The massage goes awry, however, as she reveals a past boyfriend hurt her… “he lied to me and he got married and he forgot to tell me”, she explains.
Jokingly Real asks, “did you kill him?”. To which she replies “uh-hmmn” (lmao).
Lusty says she’s just kidding but Real takes it too far by believing she might castrate him and seriously questions her mental stability (I question her mental stability too).
Eliminations
At ‘Eliminations’, Lusty is hopeful about staying and hopes Ki Ki goes home while Cali worries about her standing with Chance.
Chance begins by awarding his first chain to Bubbles and Real presents his to MILF.
Chance gives his remaining chains to Cali, Risky, Meatball and Rabbit while Real gives chains to K.O., Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay.
Bay Bay Bay complains about not being able to connect with Real but he stops her and says “shut the fuck up, this is my show… be grateful your ass got a chain” (well he should have, lol).
Now Ki Ki and Lusty are the last 2 standing. Real addresses Ki Ki first and says she is a good girl but she needs to stop antagonizing people. He tells Lusty he sympathizes with her in regards to the death of her mother.
Real then asks Ki Ki if she wants to change her ways and become a better person (WTF? This isn’t Real Chance of Salvation).
Ki Ki cries and says she wants to change so Real gives her his final chain.
Real asks Lusty to step forward and says he is sending her home because she has some unresolved issues she needs to deal with.
As she exits, Lusty laments she may have been misunderstood during her stay in the house.
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If you scroll my original response when I saw MiLF. She is very nice, but when she had on that dress openeing night, that sealed it. She looks retarded, seriously retarded, but has a big ole ass. She looks like a more retarded version of Drew Barrymore and Sarah Jessica Parker’s retarded ass love child. Add the ass and her personality, she is a keeper.
KiKi is such a pathetic Bootz wannabe LMFAO.
This show is hilarious. Real and Chance are too gay, Reals ass is bigger than the girls.
A mess.
Call the paramedics… hahahaha.
I’m done for the night.
that’s who bubo!! She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker
I’m still dying at killinuhoes’ comment… hahaha!
I don’t think it’s bigger than Ki Ki’s though
cottage cheese? o_0
Dahamm!!!
Amen..where is Corey
i miss corey
Corey stalker here
have 2 go to bed in DFW
going 2 bed
EYES BURNING, WHY STEUPZ WHY!?!?!
I can’t find anything wrong with that picture, Meupz. If one doesn’t liek it, perhaps they should be watching Rock of love or even I love Daisy
I think MLIF is a hot mess the bad thing is she thinks she is cute.
ikissedatoy juliet lewis was in natural born killers.I like bubbles
i thought real messed up by letting sexy legs go.There was something
about lusty that wasnt right. confed and Ko and rabbit i like all
of them too.
WELL MAYBAY THERE WAS SOMETHING WITH LUSTY THAT WAS DIFFERENT.HOW BOUT THAT SHE WAS TO MUCH OF A WOMAN FOR REAL.LUSTY WHO’S ARTICULATE ,EDUCATED,CONFIDENT AND CARRIED HERSELF WELL.SHE WAS TO GOOD TO BE ON A SHOW LIKE THIS.IT’S AMAZING HOW PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO JUDGE A PERSON FOR 2MINUTES OF THE SHOW AND YOU IMMEDIAETLY THINK SOMEONE IS CRAZY BY VH1 EDITING. THIS IS THE REASON WHY SHOWS LIKE THIS WILL ALWAYS BE AROUND BECAUSE IGNORANT PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN SHOW LIKE THIS. FOR JESS TO COMMENT THAT SHE DESERVE THE LASHING OF KI KI IS WRONG.MAYBE JES DON’T SPEAK LIKE LUSTY OR LOOK LIKE LUSTY OR EVEN HAVE THE CONFIDENCE LIKE LUSTY. WE AS PEOPLE ALWAYS JUMP TO THE CONCLUSION THAT SOMEONE IS CRAZY BECAUSE THEY DON’T WALK TO THE BEAT OF YOUR DRUM
Amy, you are right, The seemingly best one left is Rabbit. But let’s remember that Hoopz and Kristi Jo were both late rallyers.
To me, Rabbit is the industry girl. She, to me, is one of the most fake contestants on the show. Sure, she may look good, but there is nothing else there. Also, she is always on Chance when they are alone. I loved the extra where So Hood is calling her a furry creature.
My favorites are KO (if you ignore her upset voice) & Bubbles…
Risky & Meatball seem to do nothing ever
KiKi should have been kicked off, that was so childish and immature to scream about Lusty’s mother when Lusty was such an easy target to begin with
Bay Bay Bay – is just annoying
Milf is fugly looking, there is something going on with her face
Cornfed – I’m not really sure about her
Cali is another one I’m unsure of
I love Corn-Fed and Risky. But you’re right about Risky, she’s not doing much of anything.
The post above this definitely shows Rabbit as being an industry girl, definitely more than Cali…
Also, why is Micah trying to instigate things? He’s probably just jealous HE didn’t get his own show. Not to mention, I think he might be a bit fruity….
And to agree with everyone, I don’t understand Milf’s appeal considering she looks like a man. Both in face and stature.
my fav r meatball n cornfed..they good girls