Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap – Lusty exits
Episode 4 begins with Ki Ki and Lusty getting into another fight. The argument is mostly dominated by Ki Ki still yelling, “Yo mama is a dead bitch!” to Lusty (Ki Ki reminds me of a rogue version of Hoopz).
Lusty is aggravated and screams at her but she eventually walks off.
Empathizing, K.O. decides to confront Ki Ki and threatens to hit her but Bubbles separates the two and urges K.O. to calm down.
Later, Lusty goes to Real and tearfully recounts her confrontation with Ki Ki. The conversation falls awkwardly silent as Real questions Lusty’s mental stability in the ‘Confessional’.
The next morning, Chance takes a call from his brother Micah saying Cali is an ‘industry girl’ (Why is Micah being an instigator?). This leaves Chance feeling confused but he doesn’t dwell on it for long.
The Stinky Barn Challenge
Meanwhile, Bubbles collects the day’s mail but she has a terrible time trying to read it and the girls peg her as stupid and illiterate. However, from the note, most of the girls think they are meeting Chance and Real’s parents (Another crop of girls who have no idea how VH1 reality shows are set up).
Later, the girls arrive at a barn where Chance and Real greet them. They reveal raising horses is the family business and for this challenge they will have to clean up a ’stinky barn’.
The girls are separated into 5 groups: Ki Ki & Bubbles; K.O., Cali & Lusty; Bay Bay Bay & Meatball; Milf & Rabbit and finally, Risky & Corn-Fed.
While the girls begin their challenge, Chance and Real watch the girls -via camera- in the limo.
The girls have difficulty getting their instructions straight and corralling the animals in particular… Corn Fed struggles with a horse and K.O. isn’t familiar with what a goose looks like.
Bay Bay Bay yells at the animals while Lusty sings strange songs to the geese as Meatball confuses a llama with a sheep (How the fuck do you confuse a llama with a sheep? Don’t you watch the Serta commercials?).
Finally, the challenge ends and the girls assemble for the results.
Chance and Real reveal that K.O.’s team and Ki Ki’s team are the 2 best groups but they declare Ki Ki’s group as the winner.
K.O. is mad she didn’t win and that Ki Ki gets a date with Real.
Real Chance of Indigestion
At the house, Ki Ki gloats excessively about winning a date while Lusty and K.O. sulk. In another room, Rabbit tells Cali Chance has heard she’s an ‘industry girl’.
Cali decides she must address the issue with Chance.
Later, Milf goes to Real to tell him about Ki Ki and the fight with Lusty in the hope of leaving a bad impression of Ki Ki with him.
Now the date begins and Chance, Real, Bubbles and Ki Ki go outside for a barbecue. Chance and Real fight over preparing the food and end up burning it so they eat strawberries and chocolate instead (I’m ashamed that 2 black men don’t know how to barbecue. Maybe they really are gay).
Ki Ki decides to step up and adds chocolate to Real’s nipple before licking it off.
Later, Real pulls Ki Ki aside to discuss her fight with Lusty. Ki Ki says Lusty got in her face first but Real urges her to apologize. Ki Ki is reluctant to do so.
Later that night, K.O. goes to talk to Real about the things Ki Ki has said, but Real tells her she cannot control what Ki Ki does or says.
Meanwhile, Ki Ki calls her mom and her mom chides her for being mean and tells her to apologize to the girls she offended (She’s a mama’s girl too….Great).
Elsewhere, Chance and Rabbit talk and she reveals to him that she hasn’t had a boyfriend in 2 years. Chance is shocked at this revelation and thinks that he may not be the right guy for her (Why is he making excuses? He is just affirming his gayness to me). Later, Ki Ki searches for Lusty and apologizes to her but Lusty thinks the apology is fake.
On the stairs, Cali speaks to Chance and insists she is just a makeup-artist and not an industry girl. Chance cuts her off and ushers her to go away without letting her complete her explanation.
In another room Lusty greets Real with wine, candles and massage oil in an attempt to convince him to let her stay. The massage goes awry, however, as she reveals a past boyfriend hurt her… “he lied to me and he got married and he forgot to tell me”, she explains.
Jokingly Real asks, “did you kill him?”. To which she replies “uh-hmmn” (lmao).
Lusty says she’s just kidding but Real takes it too far by believing she might castrate him and seriously questions her mental stability (I question her mental stability too).
Eliminations
At ‘Eliminations’, Lusty is hopeful about staying and hopes Ki Ki goes home while Cali worries about her standing with Chance.
Chance begins by awarding his first chain to Bubbles and Real presents his to MILF.
Chance gives his remaining chains to Cali, Risky, Meatball and Rabbit while Real gives chains to K.O., Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay.
Bay Bay Bay complains about not being able to connect with Real but he stops her and says “shut the fuck up, this is my show… be grateful your ass got a chain” (well he should have, lol).
Now Ki Ki and Lusty are the last 2 standing. Real addresses Ki Ki first and says she is a good girl but she needs to stop antagonizing people. He tells Lusty he sympathizes with her in regards to the death of her mother.
Real then asks Ki Ki if she wants to change her ways and become a better person (WTF? This isn’t Real Chance of Salvation).
Ki Ki cries and says she wants to change so Real gives her his final chain.
Real asks Lusty to step forward and says he is sending her home because she has some unresolved issues she needs to deal with.
As she exits, Lusty laments she may have been misunderstood during her stay in the house.
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( damn i feel like the people on mediatakeout. lol )
Is it just me, or did Lusty seem like she was trying to hard to be the next New York? (Which could NEVER happen)
And what is with MILF (totally wrong name for her… I would call MINLF.. the N stands for never.) getting into others’ business?
If my man burnt my barbecue I would slap and and tell him to get back in the kitchen to make me something else.. I would NOT accept strawberries and chocolate for dinner.
As for Lusty’s mental instability, if they do STD tests for these shows, why not mental evaluations? My guess is because if they were all sane, they would A) not be on the show and B) the show would be boring as hell.
Man, the preview from last week made this episode look better than it was.
I feel really bad for Lusty. I hope No-Neck gets the boot next. I mean seriously. Did she lose it in a car accident?
New York? You’ve got to be kidding me. Have you seen Kiki and Bay Bay Bay? If anyone were to be New York, it’d be those drama starters.
DarkKard — Ki Ki and Bay Bay Bay, to me, are just like all the other girls on the FOL shows. I pointed out Lusty because from day one she just seemed like she was going to try to be NY. She was conniving by ratting on Corn Fed, she had the mannerisms and “I’m the shit” attitude, and her outward appearance.
To be fair, she originally started the fight with Ki Ki and while she got what she deserved, Ki Ki crossed the line.
yea i liked Lusty………….how does dealing with a deceased parent mean u have issues to resolve…………….bullshit if u ask me………………dese two idiots are taking dis show 2 their head and damn Sinceer wasnt even dat mean by saying yo momma died of AIDS
Everyone, but Bubbles needs to go, LOL. I especially loved it how Ki Ki tried acting all big and bad, but she jumped the hell back when K.O. got buck on her, LOL. Even when Lusty jumped in her face the bitch jumped back. She’s fake.
Matt — You are right. They should all just quit the show and let Bubbles win and have both Stallionaires. That was pretty much the only good casting choice for this show. Ki Ki probably jumped back because K.O. is a boxer… I know I would jump back. But Ki Ki is fake, to a degree.
Lusty is totally insane- someone Real doesn’t need to deal with.
Wow, just when I think my dislike for a person can’t be any greater, KiKi proves me wrong! That was so foul and so low. Lusty should not have accepted that fake apology. That episode was almost unwatchable!!
Jess — That makes no sense at all. Did you miss the fact that Kiki and Bay Bay Bay ratted out K.O.? Kiki went there and said to Corn Fed that she was not there to make Friends. Sound familiar? Because its the exact same thing New York said to Pumpkin. Bay Bay Bay and Kiki have the same attitude about themselfs too in the confessionals. They always go on about how better looking they are compared to the other girls.
Honestly i can already tell you are biased and on Kiki’s side so i don’t think what i say matters but it doesn’t matter who started the fight. You know that and you are just trying to justify kiki’s actions(aside from saying “kiki crossed the line”). For all we know it could have been Kiki who started it but we weren’t there so we wouldn’t know. Basically you are saying she deserved to have someone make fun of their dead mother because you don’t like them and think shes trying to be New York. Really? Oh well.
Well actually in the extras, it shows KiKi going up to Lusty saying, awwww do you need a hug, and gave Lusty a fake azz hug, that is why Lusty went up to her and said Kiki dont come over to me with that fake shyt and that is what started the fight. This show is crazy and I am sure that eventually BayBayBay & KiKi will turn against each other because they are both going for Real.
I kinda miss Lusty…
Ki Ki has an Internet Radio Show
i kno talking about someone’s mom is wrong, but i couldn’t stop laughing during both of those arguments because ki ki sounds like one of those deseased creatures from the movie quarantine lol. i mean her voice his extremely manish when she’s mad.
DarkKard — I am NOT biased (Except for Bubbles, but who on here isn’t?) and NOT on Ki Ki’s side. They are both at fault. You say we weren’t there so we don’t know and it could have been Ki Ki who started it, I think you’re very wrong. Lusty was the one who first confronted Ki Ki about being fake. Ki Ki has a right to stand up for herself. Yes, the mother thing was completely out of line and I NEVER EVER said she deserved to have her dead mother made fun of, so stop trying to put words in my mouth. When I said she got what she deserved, I meant getting eliminated and all the names Ki Ki was calling her.
Also, why are you getting so heated about a fucking television show ON THE INTERNET?
You are right about one thing though, your opinion doesn’t matter.
Not to mention, did you even bother to read what I said below that?
jess is hella feisty, lmao.
Ki Ki is seriously crazy.
I get the feeling Real may have been in this position before; and it wasn’t with a woman on top…
(((hugs ‘Matic)))
…was just about to come looking for you.
Why does Real look so fat in that pic?
He’s ovulating???
Steupz — Yeah. I am. It’s nothing personal, I’m kind of like EA where I am very opinionated and passionate about television I watch. Don’t even get me started about Degrassi. I haven’t heard anyone say hella in a few years, so props. Haha.
JR — You know, looking back at Quarantine, you’re right. Hah.
Also, I love VH1 and everything, but seriously, who goes on television to find love? I blame not only the contestants, but the hosts as well. It almost always never works out, because if it did there wouldn’t be 3 FOLs, 3 ROLs, and 2 ILNYs. If you want to find love, go on EHarmony or go to a bar. If these girls are as hot as they think they are, they would have no problem getting guys. I don’t even want to begin to go off on how I think So Hood is a fucking IDIOT for breaking off an engagement to be with Chance, which wasn’t guaranteed in the first place. Plus, don’t all these girls/guys get paid to be on these shows and then bitch about who’s fake? Total hypocrasy.
I need a nap.
Funny you mentioned that… a few months ago it was like 1am and there was nothing on and I switched to this weird channel I can’t remember and there was a ‘Degrassi Marathon’
I watched it til the end -which was like 7am.
I wouldn’t watch it ever again, but for those 6 hours, I was into it, lol.