Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap – Lusty exits
Episode 4 begins with Ki Ki and Lusty getting into another fight. The argument is mostly dominated by Ki Ki still yelling, “Yo mama is a dead bitch!” to Lusty (Ki Ki reminds me of a rogue version of Hoopz).
Lusty is aggravated and screams at her but she eventually walks off.
Empathizing, K.O. decides to confront Ki Ki and threatens to hit her but Bubbles separates the two and urges K.O. to calm down.
Later, Lusty goes to Real and tearfully recounts her confrontation with Ki Ki. The conversation falls awkwardly silent as Real questions Lusty’s mental stability in the ‘Confessional’.
The next morning, Chance takes a call from his brother Micah saying Cali is an ‘industry girl’ (Why is Micah being an instigator?). This leaves Chance feeling confused but he doesn’t dwell on it for long.
The Stinky Barn Challenge
Meanwhile, Bubbles collects the day’s mail but she has a terrible time trying to read it and the girls peg her as stupid and illiterate. However, from the note, most of the girls think they are meeting Chance and Real’s parents (Another crop of girls who have no idea how VH1 reality shows are set up).
Later, the girls arrive at a barn where Chance and Real greet them. They reveal raising horses is the family business and for this challenge they will have to clean up a ’stinky barn’.
The girls are separated into 5 groups: Ki Ki & Bubbles; K.O., Cali & Lusty; Bay Bay Bay & Meatball; Milf & Rabbit and finally, Risky & Corn-Fed.
While the girls begin their challenge, Chance and Real watch the girls -via camera- in the limo.
The girls have difficulty getting their instructions straight and corralling the animals in particular… Corn Fed struggles with a horse and K.O. isn’t familiar with what a goose looks like.
Bay Bay Bay yells at the animals while Lusty sings strange songs to the geese as Meatball confuses a llama with a sheep (How the fuck do you confuse a llama with a sheep? Don’t you watch the Serta commercials?).
Finally, the challenge ends and the girls assemble for the results.
Chance and Real reveal that K.O.’s team and Ki Ki’s team are the 2 best groups but they declare Ki Ki’s group as the winner.
K.O. is mad she didn’t win and that Ki Ki gets a date with Real.
Real Chance of Indigestion
At the house, Ki Ki gloats excessively about winning a date while Lusty and K.O. sulk. In another room, Rabbit tells Cali Chance has heard she’s an ‘industry girl’.
Cali decides she must address the issue with Chance.
Later, Milf goes to Real to tell him about Ki Ki and the fight with Lusty in the hope of leaving a bad impression of Ki Ki with him.
Now the date begins and Chance, Real, Bubbles and Ki Ki go outside for a barbecue. Chance and Real fight over preparing the food and end up burning it so they eat strawberries and chocolate instead (I’m ashamed that 2 black men don’t know how to barbecue. Maybe they really are gay).
Ki Ki decides to step up and adds chocolate to Real’s nipple before licking it off.
Later, Real pulls Ki Ki aside to discuss her fight with Lusty. Ki Ki says Lusty got in her face first but Real urges her to apologize. Ki Ki is reluctant to do so.
Later that night, K.O. goes to talk to Real about the things Ki Ki has said, but Real tells her she cannot control what Ki Ki does or says.
Meanwhile, Ki Ki calls her mom and her mom chides her for being mean and tells her to apologize to the girls she offended (She’s a mama’s girl too….Great).
Elsewhere, Chance and Rabbit talk and she reveals to him that she hasn’t had a boyfriend in 2 years. Chance is shocked at this revelation and thinks that he may not be the right guy for her (Why is he making excuses? He is just affirming his gayness to me). Later, Ki Ki searches for Lusty and apologizes to her but Lusty thinks the apology is fake.
On the stairs, Cali speaks to Chance and insists she is just a makeup-artist and not an industry girl. Chance cuts her off and ushers her to go away without letting her complete her explanation.
In another room Lusty greets Real with wine, candles and massage oil in an attempt to convince him to let her stay. The massage goes awry, however, as she reveals a past boyfriend hurt her… “he lied to me and he got married and he forgot to tell me”, she explains.
Jokingly Real asks, “did you kill him?”. To which she replies “uh-hmmn” (lmao).
Lusty says she’s just kidding but Real takes it too far by believing she might castrate him and seriously questions her mental stability (I question her mental stability too).
Eliminations
At ‘Eliminations’, Lusty is hopeful about staying and hopes Ki Ki goes home while Cali worries about her standing with Chance.
Chance begins by awarding his first chain to Bubbles and Real presents his to MILF.
Chance gives his remaining chains to Cali, Risky, Meatball and Rabbit while Real gives chains to K.O., Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay.
Bay Bay Bay complains about not being able to connect with Real but he stops her and says “shut the fuck up, this is my show… be grateful your ass got a chain” (well he should have, lol).
Now Ki Ki and Lusty are the last 2 standing. Real addresses Ki Ki first and says she is a good girl but she needs to stop antagonizing people. He tells Lusty he sympathizes with her in regards to the death of her mother.
Real then asks Ki Ki if she wants to change her ways and become a better person (WTF? This isn’t Real Chance of Salvation).
Ki Ki cries and says she wants to change so Real gives her his final chain.
Real asks Lusty to step forward and says he is sending her home because she has some unresolved issues she needs to deal with.
As she exits, Lusty laments she may have been misunderstood during her stay in the house.
Maybe it was like 7 hours ((giggles)), ’cause I went searching for pics of the black chick soon after.
i wouldn’t be surprised if him and chance both liked being in this position
Chance is just too gone. Dude’s antics are ((screaming))
I’ve been watching Degrassi since it premiered on the N in 2001 (I think) and while the show rocked when it was first starting out, it’s gradually starting to suck. Almost like the Of Love shows. I hope it ends soon and I just can’t stop watching for some reason. Maybe it’s cause I love watching trainwrecks? Whatever the case, as much as everyone is so anti VH1 for taking the Of Love franchise as far as it can go, they’re smart. They’re smart because 1) they know we won’t stop watching, no matter how far they go and 2) They’re starting to do the Of Love shows with people we know and love.
Steupz — You mean this one?
Bah, the picture didn’t work. Here.
Chance is just too gay on this show. His ostentatious display of gayness makes me cry because I’m laughing so hard at him.
vh1 is already calling ki ki the bootz 2.0 and here is more proof she’s a man
http://blog.vh1.com/files/2008/11/rcol_4_2_bipolar.mp3
Yessss, that’s her!
I kinda like her librarian sex-appeal.
There’s something sexy about KO; but I’d trample her ass to get to the other chick in this picture….
I am afraid KO is gone next show…shame because I really like her. KO and Bubblez are the only two on here that are semi likable.
Is it just me or does MILF head look like a potato?
I don’t think KO is going next week. However, Milf does have a potato head.
poor stalker won’t give it up
and the video
i also think milf has a pototo head
That bitch has dementia. That shit is beyond rational insanity.
so i finally decided to check out a full episode of this show
And I realized KiKi is whore, straight up. You don’t tell someone that there mama is a bitch and she’s burning hell.
If you watch the extras, she said more than that. She was chanting “Your mama died from aids”
PaleBlackSheep — I never thought of that until just now. I always thought that she had too much plastic surgery, and it never worked.
Steupz — Yeah, she has that sex appeal cause she’s supposed to be the smart one. She was valedictorian.
Corey — Wow, why Lusty didn’t punch her, is beyond me. I know I wouldn’t care if I was on a TV show, I would punch her.
As for Stalker…. *shudder*
Can one of you please explain to me exactly what an ‘industry girl’ is?????
What kind of industry?<–(she asks naively)
Hey do you guys find it suspicious that stalker has videos that were posted a year ago? with the same title… “stalker from real chance of love”
Maybe this show was filmed a year ago, before I Love Money?
Just a thought..
She prolly just changed the title of her videos, Alicia.
Ikissed, I’m not sure myself… I suppose it’s a girl who hangs around celebrities and has the occasional fling with them.
And apologies for approving your comments an hour after posting; I was elsewhere at the time.
I am glad I am not the only one who thinks that about MILF..I just don’t understand the appeal she holds for Real and Chance..
It’s the ‘ass’, PBS!
I think they like Milf for the simple fact that she acts like a damn slut.