Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap – Lusty exits

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Lusty and Ki Ki argue on Real Chance Of Love.jpgEpisode 4 begins with Ki Ki and Lusty getting into another fight. The argument is mostly dominated by Ki Ki still yelling, “Yo mama is a dead bitch!” to Lusty (Ki Ki reminds me of a rogue version of Hoopz).
Lusty is aggravated and screams at her but she eventually walks off.

Empathizing, K.O. decides to confront Ki Ki and threatens to hit her but Bubbles separates the two and urges K.O. to calm down.
Later, Lusty goes to Real and tearfully recounts her confrontation with Ki Ki. The conversation falls awkwardly silent as Real questions Lusty’s mental stability in the ‘Confessional’.

The next morning, Chance takes a call from his brother Micah saying Cali is an ‘industry girl’ (Why is Micah being an instigator?). This leaves Chance feeling confused but he doesn’t dwell on it for long.

The Stinky Barn Challenge

Meanwhile, Bubbles collects the day’s mail but she has a terrible time trying to read it and the girls peg her as stupid and illiterate. However, from the note, most of the girls think they are meeting Chance and Real’s parents (Another crop of girls who have no idea how VH1 reality shows are set up).
Bay Bay Bay in the Barn Barn Barn on Real Chance Of Love.jpgLater, the girls arrive at a barn where Chance and Real greet them. They reveal raising horses is the family business and for this challenge they will have to clean up a ’stinky barn’.
The girls are separated into 5 groups: Ki Ki & Bubbles; K.O., Cali & Lusty; Bay Bay Bay & Meatball; Milf & Rabbit and finally, Risky & Corn-Fed.
While the girls begin their challenge, Chance and Real watch the girls -via camera- in the limo.

The girls have difficulty getting their instructions straight and corralling the animals in particular… Corn Fed struggles with a horse and K.O. isn’t familiar with what a goose looks like.
Bay Bay Bay yells at the animals while Lusty sings strange songs to the geese as Meatball confuses a llama with a sheep (How the fuck do you confuse a llama with a sheep? Don’t you watch the Serta commercials?).
Finally, the challenge ends and the girls assemble for the results.

Chance and Real reveal that K.O.’s team and Ki Ki’s team are the 2 best groups but they declare Ki Ki’s group as the winner.
K.O. is mad she didn’t win and that Ki Ki gets a date with Real.

Real Chance of Indigestion

At the house, Ki Ki gloats excessively about winning a date while Lusty and K.O. sulk. In another room, Rabbit tells Cali Chance has heard she’s an ‘industry girl’.
Cali decides she must address the issue with Chance.
Later, Milf goes to Real to tell him about Ki Ki and the fight with Lusty in the hope of leaving a bad impression of Ki Ki with him.

Now the date begins and Chance, Real, Bubbles and Ki Ki go outside for a barbecue. Chance and Real fight over preparing the food and end up burning it so they eat strawberries and chocolate instead (I’m ashamed that 2 black men don’t know how to barbecue. Maybe they really are gay).
Ki Ki decides to step up and adds chocolate to Real’s nipple before licking it off.
Later, Real pulls Ki Ki aside to discuss her fight with Lusty. Ki Ki says Lusty got in her face first but Real urges her to apologize. Ki Ki is reluctant to do so.

Lusty and Ki Ki hug on Real Chance Of Love.jpgLater that night, K.O. goes to talk to Real about the things Ki Ki has said, but Real tells her she cannot control what Ki Ki does or says.
Meanwhile, Ki Ki calls her mom and her mom chides her for being mean and tells her to apologize to the girls she offended (She’s a mama’s girl too….Great).

Elsewhere, Chance and Rabbit talk and she reveals to him that she hasn’t had a boyfriend in 2 years. Chance is shocked at this revelation and thinks that he may not be the right guy for her (Why is he making excuses? He is just affirming his gayness to me). Later, Ki Ki searches for Lusty and apologizes to her but Lusty thinks the apology is fake.
On the stairs, Cali speaks to Chance and insists she is just a makeup-artist and not an industry girl. Chance cuts her off and ushers her to go away without letting her complete her explanation.

In another room Lusty greets Real with wine, candles and massage oil in an attempt to convince him to let her stay. The massage goes awry, however, as she reveals a past boyfriend hurt her… “he lied to me and he got married and he forgot to tell me”, she explains.
Jokingly Real asks, “did you kill him?”. To which she replies “uh-hmmn” (lmao).

Lusty says she’s just kidding but Real takes it too far by believing she might castrate him and seriously questions her mental stability (I question her mental stability too).

Eliminations

Lusty - Real Chance Of Love.jpgAt ‘Eliminations’, Lusty is hopeful about staying and hopes Ki Ki goes home while Cali worries about her standing with Chance.
Chance begins by awarding his first chain to Bubbles and Real presents his to MILF.
Chance gives his remaining chains to Cali, Risky, Meatball and Rabbit while Real gives chains to K.O., Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay.
Bay Bay Bay complains about not being able to connect with Real but he stops her and says “shut the fuck up, this is my show… be grateful your ass got a chain” (well he should have, lol).

Now Ki Ki and Lusty are the last 2 standing. Real addresses Ki Ki first and says she is a good girl but she needs to stop antagonizing people. He tells Lusty he sympathizes with her in regards to the death of her mother.
Real then asks Ki Ki if she wants to change her ways and become a better person (WTF? This isn’t Real Chance of Salvation).
Ki Ki cries and says she wants to change so Real gives her his final chain.

Real asks Lusty to step forward and says he is sending her home because she has some unresolved issues she needs to deal with.
As she exits, Lusty laments she may have been misunderstood during her stay in the house.

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111 Responses to “Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap – Lusty exits”

  1. Thanks Stepuz! I am the ‘new adventures of old Christine”……LOL

  2. Lmmfao @ Ikissed..hahaha!

    EA, contrary to what you women think, a woman behaving as a ’slut’ ain’t always a bad thing.

  3. Uh..there is nothing good about a slut in my opinion.

  4. LOL..I only wished more men felt like that! Acting like a slut is like ‘calling the kettle black’…HAHA
    Anyway, most men cant handle that act to be truthful! At least the 2 that I have been with.

  5. I agree Enig, but if she was yours and she ACTED??? Mmmm..think about it???

  6. Whoa, I meant a ’slut’ with me… I am operating on the logic that she’d be a ‘nun’ with everyone else, lol.

    Didn’t see you ‘Matic; I thought PBS wrote that.

  7. I’m a female so there’s no way I would ever have her or any other female as my girlfriend.

  8. Lindsay Lohan prolly said the same thing a few months ago.

  9. LOL…slut with me, nun with others….
    You mean, the OPPOSITE of Daisy, dont you?

  10. Lol.. I love Daisy.
    And I kinda believed her when she said she hadn’t slept with anyone for two years.

    Or was it that she didn’t sleep with that guy for two years???

  11. WOW…Enig!! I NEVER would have guessed, sorry! I just assumed you were a male. Hopefully you will (for the sake of your man) get the jist of what we are talking about here.

  12. I think she meant she didnt ‘SLEEP’. There is a difference in that saying!!!!!!

  13. I’m a COREY fan, myself anyway.

  14. Corey has a long line of fans… you betta do something special, lol.

  15. Still trying to figure that one out. Trying to beg Megan….but….the dog and all, you know.

  16. Lemme go drop a picture post or something…

  17. I would never become a lesbian. I know I’m bitter and lonely but I would rather stay this way forever than to become a lesbian or do anything with a girl.

  18. I am not a lesbian by no means…..I just listen to a mans needs and fantasy is all it takes….you have to be lesbian part time in your mind for your man. It is harmless and they seem to like it sometimes. JMO

  19. PS-Stepuz….Corey knows how to get a hold of me, but Thanks!

  20. If a man wants that crap from me then he doesn’t need me because he wouldn’t get that from me.

  21. Dont you think more than half of these girls play that game? To win?? Why are strip clubs and massage palors so popular? Check out craigslist lately? They are WORSE alternatives but maintaining boundaries is crucial. Whew, now I am really feeling single, LOL.

  22. is it me, or does milf SLIGHTLY A TAD look like an uglier version of Uma Thurman?

  23. MILF looks like (and thanks for the subject change!) the manager of a Hooters after she no longer ‘qualified’ to be hot enough to wait tables. Who calls thier child a ’soldier’ BTW???!! WTF???

  24. Uma Thurman is an uglier version of Uma Thurman!
    What’s happened to her?

  25. She called him a ’soldier’???
    Wtf?

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