‘Matic on Charm School 2 and Real Chance Of Love
Recaps really don’t lend themselves to too much opinion so ‘Matic agreed to editorialize for us.
On Rock of Love – Charm School Episode 5…
I thought this episode was pretty boring. Like almost every episode this season, the drama created was so petty and unnecessary because the girls are acting like 14 year olds instead of women in their 20’s and 30’s.
Probably the best part of the whole episode was the fake Duchess constantly asking for alcohol or when she was walking around in circles to test the girls.
I am pleased that Brandi C and Lacey were relegated to minimal camera-time this episode, but that only meant Brandi M, Kristy Joe, Inna and Jessica would get most of the time and that was a letdown. I still don’t understand why Inna’s wardrobe became such a big issue. Yes I know it was inappropriate for the challenge, but they were making it seem like she wore one of Heather’s stripper outfits to the dinner when all she needed to do was cover her shoulders.
Brandi M should have left because she’s not doing a damn thing to improve and she keeps making critical mistakes every week. However, I also believe there isn’t one other person still left on the show who is trying to improve so I’m still standing by my notion that nobody deserves to win.
On the Charm School 2 girls…
Brandi M- She is a serious flip-flopper. She couldn’t decide if she loved Bret on Rock Of Love and she couldn’t decide if she wanted to go in the ‘Bottom 3′ this week. She does this to supposedly save her ass, but she ends up looking dumb as hell when she gets caught in her lies.
Jessica- She does not have a backbone and she probably will never have one. I’m not surprised that Brandi M was able to trick her but she has problems if she was able to let Kristy Joe’s suppressed drama-queen ass, bamboozle her.
Dallas- I’m glad she didn’t wear one of her grandma dresses to the challenge this week.
Inna- You can’t blame her for not trusting Brandi C and Lacey especially so as they were gonna throw her under the bus anyway if one of them caused their team to lose. However, she could have asked someone who wasn’t on her team or looked in the dictionary to find the meaning of décolletage.
On Real Chance of Love Episode 4…
Ki Ki is bogus and extremely crazy (please see the extras if you need solid proof of her craziness).
Lusty is a little crazy too. I did not forget about her talking to herself during the first episode.
I see a lot of the girls never got one of those alphabet coloring books as children that told them how to tell the difference between a chicken and a goose or a llama and a sheep. I’ve come to realize reading is not all that fundamental to be on a VH1 reality show.
I am still highly disappointed that Chance and Real can’t barbecue because I was hoping they would show they have something to offer the girls. But now it seems like the only things they really know how to do is ride horses, smoke weed, do hair, put on makeup and talk about having sex.
I’d guess that shit is worthless to a whole lot of females unless Chance and Real open a beauty salon on their parents’ ranch.
To me, every elimination from the second episode onward is completely unjustified, and their reasons for eliminating Sexy Legs, Promo, So Hood and Lusty were absolutely retarded. They make their decisions completely on gossip, lies and false promises and it makes me wonder if they are just power driven, because neither one of them ever became the paymaster on ILM and got to run a damn elimination ceremony, lol.
On the Real Chance Of Love Girls…
Bubbles- I don’t see what makes her so great. She still comes off as stupid and annoying.
K.O.- Can people stop making her upset so she doesn’t start whining? You know what, I take that back because it probably would be entertaining for her to go all Incredible Hulk on somebody’s ass.
Milf- MILF is slowly becoming the Krazy of Real Chance Of Love because everyone hates her, nobody understands why she is still there, and Real won’t send her home.
Rabbit- Could it be more obvious that Chance doesn’t like her? You can tell he is only keeping her around because he doesn’t have a good excuse to send her home.
Cali- Why does she have to be pegged as the “industry girl” of the show? I thought all these girls were ‘industry girls’. How else did they get on the show?
On Chance and Real…
These dudes seems more and more gay to me every week.
Real seems gay because he obviously likes manly looking women… I mean he liked Hoopz and now 4 out of the 5 girls he has, either look or sound like men to me. If you can’t figure out the one girl that doesn’t come off as a man then I feel sorry for you.
Chance comes off as gay because he would rather hate on all the girls he doesn’t like, and gossip with those he kinda likes. I have a hard time believing that he likes any of his girls.
He has 2 stupid girls, 2 girls that really only seem like they are trying to get a spread in King Magazine and 1 girl that does absolutely nothing but get one of the first 3 chains from Chance almost every week.
Just watch Chance… even his hand and arm movements are gayer than ever. I think he is really just trying to find a girl that he can have sex with before the end of the season without feeling completely disgusted by her.
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Hold On steups i thought flavor flav was your Idol and mentor you have a pic of him on myspace so i thought you were a huge fan so I’m guessing your not LOL
You guessed right, lol.
i know what your a fan of steups LOL
EEEE-yep, lol.
But I am a fan of my bed right now. Catch you tomorrow or something, mate.
hahahaha I knew it
Oh, the gay bashing for the sake of hating on Real and Chance borders on hate crimes. Botty man: beware of bourgy folk.
You guys are lucky that Revenge has been out of pocket.
Charm School has been pretty boring and it makes me sad since I honestly believe the ROL girls needed it more than the FOL girls. All they care about is winning and backstabbing whoever to win, and not changing their ways.
Brandi C. and Lacey didn’t get much camera time because all they did this episode was pretty much mope because they lost their leader.
I don’t care who wins either. I wish Sharon could take away the 100,000$ at the end and they’ll all be like :’(
Jessica going down to the carpet was bullshit and completely stupid, considering Kristy Joe was gonna take the slack for her, and Brandi M is equally stupid for throwing the both of them under the bus. And I like Dallas’ grandma dresses…..
I never understood why they don’t do mental health evaluations before these shows. Fuck, they do STD tests, why not a mental health one?
You’re right about them not having anything to offer these women. Granted, I’d love if my boyfriend knew how to do hair and ride horses, but he has a great job and makes BANK and doesn’t make shitty music.
Sexy Legs and Lusty’s elimination WERE unjustified, but I can see why they eliminated Promo and So Hood. Promo was a flip flopper who made no effort to see Real after she whined about being picked by Chance and So Hood was just a ho.
Bubbles is great because she IS stupid and annoying. I agree with you about people needing to stop making K.O. upset. Her voice changes and it makes me wonder….
I wouldn’t say Milf is the Krazy of RCOL, because I don’t even know how she got on the show in the first place.
Rabbit is beautiful and it’s a shame Chance doesn’t like her and Cali, industry girl or not, is ugly and a possible lesbian.
As for Chance and Real being gay, I’d say they’re just stupid.
Steupz — Sinceer ALWAYS looked like a Klingon with a drinking problem to me, and I never understood why people love her. I also DESPISE the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana and never fully understood the popularity. As for the black kid (Stanley?), his role in Role Models looks fucking hilarious.
Sorry I missed the Disney channel discussion. I am glad My 10 year old daughter hates the Jonas as much as Steupz. She is totally “in love with” Cole Sprouse from Suiete Life though which upsets my hubby to no end, I keep telling him she like that Cobin Blue dude too! LOL
And I agree with Jess…Bubbles is great because she is stupid and annoying! Real is not Gay….but Chance is, he has to be…which is not an issue…the crush he has on his brother is though….and he needs to seek help for that…
Did anybody else read that KiKi is supposed to be engaged to the rapper Twista.
LMFAO @ PBS……………crush on his brother????!
Hey Aurelius Pumkin is supposedly engaged. http://www.mollygood.com/reality-show-contestant-finds-love-20081113/
Damn I guess I’m late on that one. That’s what I get for only looking at the 1st post. I was thinking there was no way Steupz could have missed it. Sorry
Mexi, now the VH1 blog is claiming the whole thing is a fraud
That artical cracked me up! Especially about Real and Chance. Thank you.
By the way, where are real and chance from and how did his parents get a ranch? Are they half white? Real brothers, or what?
Mimi — I don’t know where they’re from, or how they got a ranch, but I do know that they did grow up on a ranch around horses and shit, as they said on the first I Love New York.
Teemunee — Twista can do so much better.
Also, Matic should do editorials like this all the time.
Thanks Jess. Ain’t nothin’ on Real or Chance in wikipedia and I missed the first episode of I love New York. I became a VH1 watcher late in the game (when Rock of Love 2 and Flavor of love 3 came out)
I became vh1 watcher during the first season of charm school =]. I was sick and stayed at home and the cmt awards were on so i watched that and i flip the channel and saw girls doing an obsticle course and someone got eliminated, then i fell in love lol.
Steupz — What happened at the party with heather and New York??? Why weren’t we informed?!!?!?
I don’t know any details, but it’s on Dallas’ blog.
Searching Bourgy for Dallas and some other things, I read Dallas’ post about Brandi C. beating up Kristia… I’m not doubting that it’s true because we haven’t heard anything of Kristia in a while.
Jess, I saw that Heather, New York and Dallas were all at an “unreal awards” ceremony. Maybe something happened there?
http://www.papermag.com/?section=album&albid=208
I’mma check it out Jess and heartof…