Pumkin Engaged

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Brooke Pumkin Thompson is engaged!
The foolywang lucky man is Evan Doty of San Diego and the shambles marriage is scheduled for April 18th, 2009.

I’ll leave the comments for you guys, but why does he look like the gay undertaker from ‘Six Feet Under’?

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87 Responses to “Pumkin Engaged”

  1. on the new episode of rcol, when chance was on the phone why was that whole scene in like a widescreen format.. i felt like i was watchin a movie for a sec

  2. Plus, Prancer has a bad hair dye job (Ir may have been explained) and her damn Tootie roller skates. Perhaps I am dating myself. with the Facts of Life reference

  3. bubo i’m 18 and loved the facts of life. We need brand new versions of facts of life and a different world, kinda like 90210.

  4. Steupz — I second covering the Bad Girls Club. :) That would make this site rock 10x more.

    Bubo — You have NO FUCKING IDEA how much I just laughed at hoping Pumkin’s fiancee is a serial killer… and no idea how much I wish that to be true. Hah. Also, I still watch the Facts of Life… (I’m 18, too. Hah.)

    Aurelius – I agree with you saying that RCOL is almost as bad as That’s Amore. That’s Amore was so bad they didn’t even have a reunion, which is the best part of reality shows.

    Khicago — You couldn’t be more right about RCOL being the same show. I think VH1 knows that, too. They really need to stop this franchise. Not to mention, the only person that really deserved a spin-off “of love” show is NY. Plain and simple. I would hope for an ILNY3, but I hope she is smarter than that.

  5. Naw i know dat ILNY3 is on it’s way…………..why do u think she’s been MIA for awhile…………..i wouldnt b surprised if they did a low-key casting call for her show. and at least Sinceer was a real mean person, Kiki seems like it’s all for the cameras. Like she doesnt do all dat in real life and even when KO jumped at her she wuz a little bitch.

  6. Oh yeah there’s definitely something “off” about Pumkin’s man. You can always tell by the eyes.

  7. Pumkin’s man looks like he likes little boys and is gonna get caught by Chris Hansen one day.

  8. who…..the FUCK would touch that? Let alone fucking marry the trashy slob? Is that her cousin?

  9. I agree with all of the Pumkin hate and it’s completely justified, but as Chris Crocker said..

    LEAVE PUMKIN ALONE!!!

    I mean like, let her be happy and us be thankful she won’t be on TV anymore.. (hopefully.)

  10. You know, if you switched the hairstyles of the Pumkin and the guy, would you be able to tell the difference?

    They look related without being married. I didn’t think Pumkin would go down low to be incestuous, but I guess she did….

  11. LOL. Something about that guy really does look off. Really off.

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