Rock Of Love Charm School Recap Episode 6 – Dallas Expelled
Forget this week’s episode, let’s ffwd to discuss Brandi C spitting in Destiney’s face :::serious stare:::
Or Heather throwing a plate at Lacey’s head? (lmfao)
Nahh, we have a recap to do, so let’s get to it…
This week’s Charm School 2 begins with Lacey reminding us that “last night, Inna the pig went home”, and if to further approve of our covering ‘Bad Girls Club’ in December, she does her best imitation of Tanisha by banging a pan to awake the girls.
There was no motivation behind it ‘cept for more camera-time.
Nevertheless, it was time to get ready for this episode’s challenge and Dallas (looking like an alien-american hot mess) retrieved the note which came with a bottle of champagne.
Get Crunk
‘Thou Shalt Rock Thy Body’ is this week’s commandment (remember how big of a deal the Commandments were in the 1st Charm School? Doesn’t seem to be as important in Season 2)
The girls were then introduced by Dean Daniella to the servers/mentors of a makeshift wine and cheese tasting event, and were invited to partake as they pleased.
The girls soon got into the ’spirit’ of things and freely gulped wine and vodka. Brandi C described herself as a ‘chugger’ whilst Jessica thought it was wiser to remain as sober as possible.
Dallas however, had other ideas, she decided to sample not only the liquor, but the servers as well… “they are men and they have penises and I’m ready”.
Elsewhere, away from Dallas’ fantasies, Brandi M reveals her mother, bow-hunts, and she hunts along with her (maybe she meant ‘beau-hunts’ cause trash like this has to come from a trash can)
Brandi’s conversation with Lacey then turns to animals and Lacey’s belief that no animal is better than any other on the planet. (click here)
Eavesdropping, Dallas points out her having salmon as somewhat contradictory, but Lacey thinks otherwise and an argument ensues. Even more of a contradiction is Brandi C being the smart one; as she wisely calms Lacey.
But, when Lacey gets going only an apple to the eardrum can quiet this fool, so she opts to go to Dallas’ bed and lay there; using Dallas’ clothes as a foot-towel.
When Dallas enters she’s wise to Lacey’s ‘game’ and ignores her, even smiling at one point. But Lacey continues to taunt her despite Brandi C’s best efforts to end the drama.
Heather is there also but is a passive observer.
Eventually they disperse but not before Lacey ‘accidentally’ spills a drink On Dallas. With Heather as her witness she asks for directions to Sharon’s Office to slip her a note (you cannot be serious! After 5 eliminations you don’t know where her office is?)
PSA’s
Downstairs, the siesta is broken up by the appearance of an Erik Estrada-looking dude in police uniform.
Kristy Joe thinks he is a stripper (now see you gotta be a lil ho-ish to think that. Most people seeing a dude dressed as a cop on a motor-cycle would think he is a cop!)
But, the guy IS an officer and he invites them all inside the mansion.
There they meet Riki and he ends the mystery by saying Officer Rick is here to administer breathalyser tests. As they take the tests Jessica and Lacey nearly made me tear a stomach muscle.
First Jessica says, “Thank God for Officer Rick to show me how to blow… I’ve never done this before” (click here)
Then Lacey comemnts on Heather… “no one gave Heather $20. I don’t see how she’s gona blow this thing” (click here)
When the results are announced, Dallas has the highest ‘Blood Alcohol Content’ (BAC) at .087, and Kristy Joe the lowest at .003.
The ladies are then paired based on the BAC levels and are asked to make PSA’s on the after-effects of drinking. In a coincidence that seems way too damn coincidental, Lacey and Dallas are paired and the two Brandi’s are paired to flim a PSA on how excessive drinking leads to promiscuity.
Kristy Joe and Heather’s video is on alcohol’s danger to babies, Jessica and Destiney look at heart disease and Lacey and Dallas’ is about drink-driving.
Having heard of her partner, Dallas, who was so cool under all that taunting earlier on, suddenly morphs into a drama-queen and refuses to work with Lacey (am I supposed to believe this shit? Seriously!)
‘I am not going to help her win’, she repeats, as Destiney, Jessica and Kristy Joe plead with her to not sabotage herself.
With Riki eavesdropping the teams begin shooting, but Dallas remains defiant as Lacey works on the script. Eventually Dallas relents, but doesn’t make that big of an effort and soon enough time runs-out and Riki confiscates the tapes from the 4-pairs.
Judging the PSA’s
When the tapes are shown, Destiney’s and Jessica’s is mediocre; Heather’s and Kristy Joe’s is especially creative; the Brandis’ is too sexually explicit (maybe they thought it was a Pubic Service Announcement?)... and Lacey’s and Dallas’ is just a damn mess.
Judging is easy and Heather and Kristy Joe are declared the winners and immune from being expelled.
It’s now clear to everyone that either Lacey or Dallas is going home; perhaps both.
Eliminations
At Eliminations Dallas, Lacey, Brandi M and Brandi C are called down. Daniella states her disappointment pointedly, but Riki, as his wont, is more dramatic.
He accuses the Brandi’s of going back to the trashy-girls image with their PSA video (wait; hold up! You give them blow-up dolls, condoms and hand-cuffs, wtf did you expect?)
When Sharon finally speaks she asks the Brandi’s to return to the core group and asks Dallas and Lacey “what started this fight today?”
Lacey answers and though Dallas interjects, she fails to make a case against Lacey. It was left to Heather to defend her, but her argument was foiled by Brandi C, who diverted the attention away from Heather’s position that Lacey is the instigator in all this.
Sharon, taken aback, asks Brandi C to leave the Hall, and addresses Dallas directly, “you didn’t give a shit today, you didn’t, so you are expelled and I’d like the pin please”
And so Dallas exits, but next week might just be the best episode in the history of reality television… fighting, yelling, plate-throwing and spitting? What more can you ask for?
Brandi C does not leave next.
I took some screencaps to justify this, hold up while I upload them.
Okay. The Top 6 episode is the “anger management” episode, where they talk with puppets and what not.
Here are Heather & Lacey talking with their puppets.
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Here’s Brandi C and Destiney talking with their puppets, recreating the spit incident.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/lilbengaldude/kari%20visit/Picture2-1.png
And here’s Brandi C and Destiney making up after the spit incident.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/lilbengaldude/kari%20visit/Picture3-2.png
Jessica is the next to go.
Good, I’m glad!
MAN YOU ARE SOMETHING ARN’T YOU EA!
THAT’S COOL, AT LEAST YOU STAND OUT
SO…….. WHERE DOES ALL THIS PAIN COME FROM, YOUR CHILDHOOD?
(IF I MAY ASK…)
I’m almost positive that Brandi C., Destiney, Lacey, Heather, Jessica, and Brandi M. are safe.
If I’m right, I think that Kristy Jo is the next to go. Like I said before though, I still have to review the Super Trailer and a couple of previews first though, so I might be wrong.
Yay for Brandi C sticking around!! I love that trainwreck <3
@ Steven, I’m not talking about my past here. It’s very long and complicated and I don’t care to talk about it.
Anyway, can’t everyone just realize that Charm School sucks, nobody deserves to win and basically all the girls left except for 2 of them, maybe, are trashy, stupid sluts who will take their ignorance and trampiness to the fucking grave.
You know, looking over a few things, it might be Jessica who leaves next week.
BoBo – That’s what I’ve been saying the entire time.
STEUPZ – Can you approve my photo links?
I did, no?
Like an hour ago… maybe 20 minutes after you posted them.
I wonder what happened, lemme go search
For some reason Corey, I missed your post above mine (specifically the one with the pics). Sorry about that! I do agree about Jessica being the next to go though.
I like Jessica but I’m not sad if she leaves next. She’s boring. Kristy Jo hopefully follows her right out the door.
Steupz, don’t the pictures usually show up?
i thought we were just gonna let the show go with the flow and not worry about who’s eliminated next…….
What the hell did Jessica do… Brandi C. just spat on Vh1’s cheap Demi Moore knockoff. It’s obvious the pink marshmallow wonder is the next to go.
Kristy Joe kicks total ass… I’m officially switching from team Brandi M. (She’s acting like an immature slut on this show, as opposed to he hot, “I don’t give a flying fuck about anything” persona on RoL) to team KJ. Police on a motor bike comes out of nowhere and drives right behind her… she just sort of glances and keeps on going about her business, like us with New York’s “career”. Rich hit the nail on the head in his recap.
Lacey has a problem with black women. Based on the evidence of the show, Lacey is racist toward black women.
She is an evil bully that only picks on people that will not fight back. She knows that Dallas will not fight back. Lacey cannot fight is nothing but talk. She would never, ever pick on a strong woman like New York, Larissa, Omarossa, Sincere, or Hoopz. None of those women would back down.
Sharon is not a good mentor at all, she has great bias. She lets Lacey get away with murder while people who have done less damage get kicked off. Dallas has shown growth because she did not touch Lacey when Lacey was in her face. Lacey and Brandi M have not shown any growth.
Veronica, lets be real. This show isn’t about changing, it’s about ratings. Lacey = ratings. Lacey picking on Dallas = more ratings. She’ll be gone in 2 episodes though, so don’t you worry.
Dallas is racist against gingers.
@ Nate: I’m on team KJ now too. Unfortunately I’m not sure if she makes it very far
omigosh!!! I’m so excited for next week’s episode! I believe that Brandi C is gettin’ eliminated. I hope it’s not Lacey, because I’m rooting fot her since Megan got the boot.
since two people leave in episode 8 im thinking Lacey gets the boot and Brandi C. quits.
Final Four: Brandi M., Destiney, Heather, Kristy Joe
Please, oh please Sharon, let Brandi C. quit….
Sharon, while a great and strong woman, kind of sucks on this show. She should have eliminated Lacey as well as Dallas… Why do I keep watching these shows?
poolo, and what about Jessica? xD
Please ……..I think that Sharon should have made Lacey go home i wouldn’t want to work with somebody like that either i mean just send her home already
Jessica is gone next. duhhh
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I did feel bad for Dallas a bit, but I don’t. She did it to herself. She should’ve known Lacey was going to get on her after she mentioned that comment about her eating fish.
I dont think lacey had anything to do with dallas being eliminated.
I think sharon already had her mind made up. She keep lacey because
i think sharon beleives she needs it more and is hoping lacey will
change.