Rock Of Love Charm School Recap Episode 6 – Dallas Expelled
Forget this week’s episode, let’s ffwd to discuss Brandi C spitting in Destiney’s face :::serious stare:::
Or Heather throwing a plate at Lacey’s head? (lmfao)
Nahh, we have a recap to do, so let’s get to it…
This week’s Charm School 2 begins with Lacey reminding us that “last night, Inna the pig went home”, and if to further approve of our covering ‘Bad Girls Club’ in December, she does her best imitation of Tanisha by banging a pan to awake the girls.
There was no motivation behind it ‘cept for more camera-time.
Nevertheless, it was time to get ready for this episode’s challenge and Dallas (looking like an alien-american hot mess) retrieved the note which came with a bottle of champagne.
Get Crunk
‘Thou Shalt Rock Thy Body’ is this week’s commandment (remember how big of a deal the Commandments were in the 1st Charm School? Doesn’t seem to be as important in Season 2)
The girls were then introduced by Dean Daniella to the servers/mentors of a makeshift wine and cheese tasting event, and were invited to partake as they pleased.
The girls soon got into the ’spirit’ of things and freely gulped wine and vodka. Brandi C described herself as a ‘chugger’ whilst Jessica thought it was wiser to remain as sober as possible.
Dallas however, had other ideas, she decided to sample not only the liquor, but the servers as well… “they are men and they have penises and I’m ready”.
Elsewhere, away from Dallas’ fantasies, Brandi M reveals her mother, bow-hunts, and she hunts along with her (maybe she meant ‘beau-hunts’ cause trash like this has to come from a trash can)
Brandi’s conversation with Lacey then turns to animals and Lacey’s belief that no animal is better than any other on the planet. (click here)
Eavesdropping, Dallas points out her having salmon as somewhat contradictory, but Lacey thinks otherwise and an argument ensues. Even more of a contradiction is Brandi C being the smart one; as she wisely calms Lacey.
But, when Lacey gets going only an apple to the eardrum can quiet this fool, so she opts to go to Dallas’ bed and lay there; using Dallas’ clothes as a foot-towel.
When Dallas enters she’s wise to Lacey’s ‘game’ and ignores her, even smiling at one point. But Lacey continues to taunt her despite Brandi C’s best efforts to end the drama.
Heather is there also but is a passive observer.
Eventually they disperse but not before Lacey ‘accidentally’ spills a drink On Dallas. With Heather as her witness she asks for directions to Sharon’s Office to slip her a note (you cannot be serious! After 5 eliminations you don’t know where her office is?)
PSA’s
Downstairs, the siesta is broken up by the appearance of an Erik Estrada-looking dude in police uniform.
Kristy Joe thinks he is a stripper (now see you gotta be a lil ho-ish to think that. Most people seeing a dude dressed as a cop on a motor-cycle would think he is a cop!)
But, the guy IS an officer and he invites them all inside the mansion.
There they meet Riki and he ends the mystery by saying Officer Rick is here to administer breathalyser tests. As they take the tests Jessica and Lacey nearly made me tear a stomach muscle.
First Jessica says, “Thank God for Officer Rick to show me how to blow… I’ve never done this before” (click here)
Then Lacey comemnts on Heather… “no one gave Heather $20. I don’t see how she’s gona blow this thing” (click here)
When the results are announced, Dallas has the highest ‘Blood Alcohol Content’ (BAC) at .087, and Kristy Joe the lowest at .003.
The ladies are then paired based on the BAC levels and are asked to make PSA’s on the after-effects of drinking. In a coincidence that seems way too damn coincidental, Lacey and Dallas are paired and the two Brandi’s are paired to flim a PSA on how excessive drinking leads to promiscuity.
Kristy Joe and Heather’s video is on alcohol’s danger to babies, Jessica and Destiney look at heart disease and Lacey and Dallas’ is about drink-driving.
Having heard of her partner, Dallas, who was so cool under all that taunting earlier on, suddenly morphs into a drama-queen and refuses to work with Lacey (am I supposed to believe this shit? Seriously!)
‘I am not going to help her win’, she repeats, as Destiney, Jessica and Kristy Joe plead with her to not sabotage herself.
With Riki eavesdropping the teams begin shooting, but Dallas remains defiant as Lacey works on the script. Eventually Dallas relents, but doesn’t make that big of an effort and soon enough time runs-out and Riki confiscates the tapes from the 4-pairs.
Judging the PSA’s
When the tapes are shown, Destiney’s and Jessica’s is mediocre; Heather’s and Kristy Joe’s is especially creative; the Brandis’ is too sexually explicit (maybe they thought it was a Pubic Service Announcement?)... and Lacey’s and Dallas’ is just a damn mess.
Judging is easy and Heather and Kristy Joe are declared the winners and immune from being expelled.
It’s now clear to everyone that either Lacey or Dallas is going home; perhaps both.
Eliminations
At Eliminations Dallas, Lacey, Brandi M and Brandi C are called down. Daniella states her disappointment pointedly, but Riki, as his wont, is more dramatic.
He accuses the Brandi’s of going back to the trashy-girls image with their PSA video (wait; hold up! You give them blow-up dolls, condoms and hand-cuffs, wtf did you expect?)
When Sharon finally speaks she asks the Brandi’s to return to the core group and asks Dallas and Lacey “what started this fight today?”
Lacey answers and though Dallas interjects, she fails to make a case against Lacey. It was left to Heather to defend her, but her argument was foiled by Brandi C, who diverted the attention away from Heather’s position that Lacey is the instigator in all this.
Sharon, taken aback, asks Brandi C to leave the Hall, and addresses Dallas directly, “you didn’t give a shit today, you didn’t, so you are expelled and I’d like the pin please”
And so Dallas exits, but next week might just be the best episode in the history of reality television… fighting, yelling, plate-throwing and spitting? What more can you ask for?
I actually felt bad for Dallas.
And I thought the Brandis did a decent video, definitely not worth going to carpet.
I didn’t… she knew what was coming.
Fuck Dallas. She is an uptight bitch and the way she speaks bothers me. It has no inflection. If zombies could talk they’d sound like Dallas.
Lmfao… the people on this site are way too clever to be watching these shows.
Dallas brought it on herself. All she had to do was try. She actually was the drunkest, but didn’t knock Lacey out! That is progress. I ned to rememebr these shows are fake as acey thanked Sharon for one more chance eeven though she has been called to the carpet/warned 15 times already.
I would have parodied Ozzie’s retarded ass for my PSA…much like the way he does for the new cell phone commercial. Sharon is an evil woman parading her husband around like that for the sake of a few dollars to get her ugly ass kids some fame.
Um, if it weren’t for Sharon Ozzy might not have been as successful as he was/is. She’s been his manager for several years now, and without her he may have drinken himself to death or killed himself somehow. She’s not “evil,” she’s smart. So what about her kids, they’re both clean and sober now and being more responsible. I have more respect for them now. And i loove Ozzy, but the truth is he might not still be here without Sharon. She deserves some respect for that, and keeping her family together. even through her battle with cancer and everything else with their kids and all.
And that is true about Dallas, but it is a bit dumb and unfair that a few people have either gotten eliminated or scolded for stuff that wasn’t completely their fault. I don’t even think Dallas cared much or as much as a lot of the other girls to get very far in the competition, so she deserved to go home soon. But Lacey also didn’t have to get in her face like that, i haven’t even seen the episode yet, but i already know how Lacey is. She acts like she’s still in high school… ok, a lot of them do actually, lol, but especially her. Her and Megan. thank god Megan is gone. =D
i agree with the first comment, I felt bad for Dallas. I know she’s kind of a bitch, but they make her look a lot more worse than she is.
Next week looks awesome though. Jeez, it makes it look like I picked the wrong show to stop recapping.
If ANYONE come up in here sayin some “OMG that pan thing was sooo coool” I think I might kill myself steups. Now vh1 trying to copy of BGC.
I know Sharon is smart and is his manager, she is exploiting the old fool.
a) Lacey sucks. I’d love to give Dallas a fruit basket to throw some more fruit at her face.
b) Brandi C, do not start wearing bikinis just for the sake of it too. I had some more comments on that issue, but I’ll just leave it at that.
c) I was dead watching Heather/Kristy Jo’s vid and Destiney/Jessica’s vid. The beginning of Dallas’s/Lacey’s video with the knight thrown out of the bus made me laugh as well. Wtf?
d) Unfortunately, Dallas did sabotage herself.
e) Looking forward to next week’s episode.
omg I was fearing that Lacey has lost her “edge” glad to see she still has it! She was just lying low for a few eps, good girl! But I think Lacey and Dallas like each other…I think we’ll be getting a Dallas and Lacey wedding special soon, aww.
i’ll be reffering to dalls and lace from now on as Dacey
I just watched CS2 and Officer Rick, the officer who gave the alcohol tests, reports the morning traffic on one of the morning news shows here in California. I wonder how he wound up doing a guest shot on CS2?
I also thought he was a cutie pie. LOL
me too Joann
Also can’t wait for next week, now we’re getting to the nitty gritty. Brandi C. really did spit in Destiney’s face, nothing fake or phoney about that and it landed in Destiney’s eye,ewww.
Damn, I didn’t get why anyone thought that officer was good looking.
Can we stop hating on Brandi M in every single recap…
Sorry bb, but there is just something gutter-butt about her.
The girl just epitomizes ‘trashy’.
I thought she was the biz on ROL but she’s not the same person.
EA, the officer was ghey…I just have that suspicion.
This may explain some of the feelings that Dallas had abou Pink Pig and the gang a couple weeks back.
Come on EA, I wouldn’t want to have to compete with that guy for a girl.
I’d give up and leave with the blow-up dolls from the PSA
Oops, lol, was there a female blow-up doll?
Ok, I’d leave empty-handed then.
You’re on the money Bubo. It was sorta strange that she took-on brandi C.
I forgot about that
I just don’t find anyone to be attractive. You can name anyone and I’m not gonna find them attractive and I don’t understand how people are attractive to other people.
Wow Enig, just wow. You never get horny?
Man, these ROL girls really know how to create drama outta nothing. I mean, on the other CS, no one really hated each other as much as Heather vs. Brandi and Lacey vs. Dallas.
and Heather is still gross
Khi, did you just say “wow” twice? Are you really asking EA about being horny? LOL. You are wasting your time pondering such things.