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Forget this week’s episode, let’s ffwd to discuss Brandi C spitting in Destiney’s face :::serious stare:::
Or Heather throwing a plate at Lacey’s head? (lmfao)
Nahh, we have a recap to do, so let’s get to it…

This week’s Charm School 2 begins with Lacey reminding us that “last night, Inna the pig went home”, and if to further approve of our covering ‘Bad Girls Club’ in December, she does her best imitation of Tanisha by banging a pan to awake the girls.
There was no motivation behind it ‘cept for more camera-time.
Nevertheless, it was time to get ready for this episode’s challenge and Dallas (looking like an alien-american hot mess) retrieved the note which came with a bottle of champagne.

Get Crunk

‘Thou Shalt Rock Thy Body’ is this week’s commandment (remember how big of a deal the Commandments were in the 1st Charm School? Doesn’t seem to be as important in Season 2)
The girls were then introduced by Dean Daniella to the servers/mentors of a makeshift wine and cheese tasting event, and were invited to partake as they pleased.

The girls soon got into the ’spirit’ of things and freely gulped wine and vodka. Brandi C described herself as a ‘chugger’ whilst Jessica thought it was wiser to remain as sober as possible.
Dallas however, had other ideas, she decided to sample not only the liquor, but the servers as well… “they are men and they have penises and I’m ready”.

Elsewhere, away from Dallas’ fantasies, Brandi M reveals her mother, bow-hunts, and she hunts along with her (maybe she meant ‘beau-hunts’ cause trash like this has to come from a trash can)
Brandi’s conversation with Lacey then turns to animals and Lacey’s belief that no animal is better than any other on the planet. (click here)

Eavesdropping, Dallas points out her having salmon as somewhat contradictory, but Lacey thinks otherwise and an argument ensues. Even more of a contradiction is Brandi C being the smart one; as she wisely calms Lacey.
But, when Lacey gets going only an apple to the eardrum can quiet this fool, so she opts to go to Dallas’ bed and lay there; using Dallas’ clothes as a foot-towel.
When Dallas enters she’s wise to Lacey’s ‘game’ and ignores her, even smiling at one point. But Lacey continues to taunt her despite Brandi C’s best efforts to end the drama.
Heather is there also but is a passive observer.

Eventually they disperse but not before Lacey ‘accidentally’ spills a drink On Dallas. With Heather as her witness she asks for directions to Sharon’s Office to slip her a note (you cannot be serious! After 5 eliminations you don’t know where her office is?)

PSA’s

Downstairs, the siesta is broken up by the appearance of an Erik Estrada-looking dude in police uniform.
Kristy Joe thinks he is a stripper (now see you gotta be a lil ho-ish to think that. Most people seeing a dude dressed as a cop on a motor-cycle would think he is a cop!)
But, the guy IS an officer and he invites them all inside the mansion.

There they meet Riki and he ends the mystery by saying Officer Rick is here to administer breathalyser tests. As they take the tests Jessica and Lacey nearly made me tear a stomach muscle.
First Jessica says, “Thank God for Officer Rick to show me how to blow… I’ve never done this before” (click here)

Then Lacey comemnts on Heather… “no one gave Heather $20. I don’t see how she’s gona blow this thing” (click here)

When the results are announced, Dallas has the highest ‘Blood Alcohol Content’ (BAC) at .087, and Kristy Joe the lowest at .003.
The ladies are then paired based on the BAC levels and are asked to make PSA’s on the after-effects of drinking. In a coincidence that seems way too damn coincidental, Lacey and Dallas are paired and the two Brandi’s are paired to flim a PSA on how excessive drinking leads to promiscuity.

Kristy Joe and Heather’s video is on alcohol’s danger to babies, Jessica and Destiney look at heart disease and Lacey and Dallas’ is about drink-driving.

Having heard of her partner, Dallas, who was so cool under all that taunting earlier on, suddenly morphs into a drama-queen and refuses to work with Lacey (am I supposed to believe this shit? Seriously!)
‘I am not going to help her win’, she repeats, as Destiney, Jessica and Kristy Joe plead with her to not sabotage herself.

With Riki eavesdropping the teams begin shooting, but Dallas remains defiant as Lacey works on the script. Eventually Dallas relents, but doesn’t make that big of an effort and soon enough time runs-out and Riki confiscates the tapes from the 4-pairs.

Judging the PSA’s

When the tapes are shown, Destiney’s and Jessica’s is mediocre; Heather’s and Kristy Joe’s is especially creative; the Brandis’ is too sexually explicit (maybe they thought it was a Pubic Service Announcement?)... and Lacey’s and Dallas’ is just a damn mess.

Judging is easy and Heather and Kristy Joe are declared the winners and immune from being expelled.
It’s now clear to everyone that either Lacey or Dallas is going home; perhaps both.

Eliminations

At Eliminations Dallas, Lacey, Brandi M and Brandi C are called down. Daniella states her disappointment pointedly, but Riki, as his wont, is more dramatic.
He accuses the Brandi’s of going back to the trashy-girls image with their PSA video (wait; hold up! You give them blow-up dolls, condoms and hand-cuffs, wtf did you expect?)

When Sharon finally speaks she asks the Brandi’s to return to the core group and asks Dallas and Lacey “what started this fight today?”
Lacey answers and though Dallas interjects, she fails to make a case against Lacey. It was left to Heather to defend her, but her argument was foiled by Brandi C, who diverted the attention away from Heather’s position that Lacey is the instigator in all this.

Sharon, taken aback, asks Brandi C to leave the Hall, and addresses Dallas directly, “you didn’t give a shit today, you didn’t, so you are expelled and I’d like the pin please”

And so Dallas exits, but next week might just be the best episode in the history of reality television… fighting, yelling, plate-throwing and spitting? What more can you ask for?

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