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Enigmatic’s Real Chance Of Love Recap - Meatball Stew
Episode 5 of ‘Real Chance of Love’ begins with Ki Ki thinking that maybe she needs to tone down her dramatic antics in order to stay.
Meatball goes to see Chance because she too, feels she needs to step-up after almost being called last at the previous ‘Elimination’. When she finally gets to see Chance, they spend very little time together before MILF comes barging in with just a t-shirt and panties on, to see Real (Damn, go put some clothes on, please!).
Chance starts staring at and slapping MILF’s ass while Meatball feels upset that MILF interrupted her time with Chance.
The Soooooooooole Train
Later, the girls receive Stallionaire-mail and Risky believes there will be a dancing challenge after reading the note to the rest of the girls. The girls are then split up into 2 teams according to the color of their outfits. Ki Ki, Risky, Cali, Bay Bay Bay and Corn Fed make up the Black team while the Red team has Rabbit, Bubbles, Meatball, Milf and K.O.
The girls get to the park where they see professional dancers, Kabba Modern, dancing. Real and Chance tell the girls they will have an 80’s dance competition as their challenge, and the better team will win a date with them. They tell the girls the professional dancers will give them some pointers on what they need to do, to come up with a creative dance.
They also tell the girls to name their groups. The Black team decides on ‘Stallionettes’ and the Red team disdainfully settles on ‘Mixed Spice’.
While trying to come up with a dance, Meatball complains about MILF’s cartwheels. On the other team, Corn Fed knows she isn’t the best dancer and says she is the weak link on her team. Back at the other team, Rabbit feels she is the only good dancer on her team and that there is no organization because everyone is arguing with each other.
The dance competition starts and Chance and Real like the names of both groups. Mixed Spice starts first and Real becomes enamored by Rabbit as she dances. Chance and Real like their dance. The ‘Stallionettes’ begin and Chance and Real are extremely impressed by their dance. After they finish, Ki Ki admits that Corn Fed actually danced quite well.
After both groups finish their dances they all come up to hear what Chance and Real have to say. Both groups were good, but they declare the Stallionettes as the winners. Meatball is disappointed about not winning a date with Chance.
The Date from seasHells
Back at the house, Meatball brings Chance a meatball dinner but Chance complains about her cooking and gets indigestion from it. In another room, Corn Fed and Ki Ki want to make sure that they stand out at the date.
For the date, Chance, Real and the girls go to a Club. At the Club, Seashells -the guy from the Charm School prom that got Pumkin drunk and argued with Saaphyri- comes out and introduces the Stallionares before they come out and perform a song (What the fuck is this wack ass, raggedy bitch doing here?).
Chance, Real and Micah come out and perform one of their songs while the girls dance along. (This song sucks. They ain’t got no flow and they aren’t even trying to flow together.)
After the insanely terrible performance, Chance and Real come down to eat with the ladies and Ki Ki is mad about not sitting next to Real. As the date goes on Ki Ki gets upset with Bay Bay Bay and Corn Fed because they are getting the most attention from Real.
If you can’t cook… Don’t!
The next morning, Ki Ki is still fuming about Real ignoring her at the date. She rants to herself while Rabbit looks on at her with a disturbed look on her face (Damn you still mad? Get over that shit.)
Later, Rabbit and Corn Fed bring Chance and Real, cheesecake. Chance hates the cake and Rabbit feels like Chance does nothing to appreciate her.
After the breakfast, Chance and Real decide they want to spend the day with the other brother’s girls to get to know them better. Chance decides to get Real’s girls drunk first while Real wants to interrogate the girls to figure out their true intentions for being on the show.
Real grills Bubbles about not having a connection to God and he queries Cali about being an industry girl. Cali denies being an industry girl, but Meatball calls her out about using the show to get famous.
Cali says that she wants to be a high profile makeup artist but she isn’t using the show to get famous (Maybe VH1 can hire you seeing as the way you do your makeup is not that much better than how the VH1 makeup artists do it.)
Meanwhile, Chance asks Ki Ki why she’s mad and she tells Chance that she is still mad about Real not spending time with her at the date. Chance begins to believe that Ki Ki may be a little too aggressive and crazy to be with Real.
Real asks Rabbit why she should be with Chance but as she answers, Real can only think about how Rabbit looked at the dance competition from the day before. Back outside K.O. admits to Chance and the other girls that she doesn’t have a family. She starts crying and says all she can offer Real is her heart. Chance starts crying (WTF?) (Steupz: and I’mma add a wtf? to that too… wtf?) …and says in the ‘Confessional’ that K.O. is the only girl in the house now that he feels a genuine connection with.
Inside, Real asks Meatball and Rabbit to have 1 on 1 time with him. During her time, Meatball goes off about being faithful and not wanting to take her clothes off for a guy just to get attention. Real wonders if Meatball would really be able to handle the kind of rockstar lifestyle they live (Lifestyle meaning Real and Chance sitting in their shared bedroom at night looking at the unopened box of Lifestyles condoms on the nightstand and wishing they had someone to use them on.)
Later, Real talks to Rabbit and he admits that he likes her. He tells her that if he takes her from Chance then Chance won’t be mad at him. Rabbit admits that she feels Chance doesn’t appreciate her and Real uses that to press his case and ask her to consider getting to know him (Real) better.
After the group conversations end, Chance and Real hang out with all the girls outside at the pool. KiKi sees this time as an opportunity to talk to Real about the date. She tells him she felt neglected and wondered why he did not acknowledge her presence at the date. In the ‘Confessional’, Real admits that Ki Ki is becoming annoying to him and he wasn’t going to jump over the table just to try to touch her.
Meanwhile, Rabbit comes and gives Chance swim trunks as a gift but Chance apathetically pushes her gift aside and Rabbit walks off in confusion. And anger.
Eliminations
That night, Chance and Real deliberate on the girls before ‘Elimination’. Real says Meatball seems a little unstable while Chance describes Ki Ki as being hardcore and rough.
Real admits to Chance that he likes Rabbit and Chance hints at going after K.O. if Real tries to take another girl from him.
At ‘Elimination’, Meatball and Ki Ki are nervous while Rabbit feels she is still more attracted to Chance. Real tells the girls that he has 5 chains to give while Chance has 4 chains so one girl will be leaving.
Real gives his first chain to MILF because he feels that Chance may try to take her if he doesn’t give her a chain first. Chance gives his first chain to Cali. Real announces that he is going to do something different for elimination and he turns to Chance and asks him if he can give his next chain to Rabbit. Bay Bay Bay is shocked and upset that Real would offer Rabbit a chain. Chance agrees and Real offers the chain to Rabbit but she turns him down.
Feeling embarrassed, Real gives the chain to Corn Fed while Chance gives his second chain to Risky. Before Real gives out his third chain, he asks Rabbit if she turned him down because she doesn’t feel a connection with him. Rabbit replies by saying that she feels a connection with him but her connection with Chance is stronger. Real then gives his third chain to Bay Bay Bay who cries and tells-off Real about offering Rabbit her chain.
Chance gives his third chain to Bubbles.
Real once again offers a chain to Rabbit only to be rejected again and he ends up reluctantly giving a chain to Ki Ki (What the hell is wrong with his thirsty ass? He’s acting like a fucking stalker again.)
Chance, now realizing that Real is targeting Rabbit relentlessly, decides to give his last chain to K.O. K.O. rejects him and starts crying about not wanting to feel like a “piece of meat”. Real tries to console her, but Rabbit steps up to defend herself and K.O. Real tries to say that they are not understanding the point of what they are trying to do (Explain because I don’t know what y’all are trying to do.)
Chance finally steps in and offers his last chain to Rabbit. Rabbit refuses to take his chain at first but she comes up and demands that Chance puts in more effort at trying to appreciate her. After Chance agrees to try harder to appreciate Rabbit, she accepts his chain.
‘I want breakfast in the morning’, she adds.
Now K.O and Meatball are left and Real offers his last chain to K.O.
K.O. comes up and snatches the chain without acknowledging Real and goes to join the rest of the girls to cry, while Real stands there looking confused.
Finally, Chance calls Meatball up to bid her farewell. Chance says that he eliminated her because he did not have a strong connection with her.
dat episode wusz juz WOW !
I second that… KO and Rabbit are the sweetest ladies ever. Why are they on Reality tv?
meatball is a sweet gal too and look what happened
Hey Steups!
M-I-L-F in an acronym meaning WHORE! If Real hasn’t done the doo, it’s not because she’s not throwing it at him. She is a disgusting WHORE.
Isn’t she a porn star?
Chance needs to stop acting so gay. His “faaaaaaaaabulousness” is making me cry from laughing at him so hard. He needs to teach Ki Ki and Hoopz how to be more feminine and maybe they can teach him how to be more masculine.
This episode pissed me off a bit.
A) K.O. and Rabbit don’t want to be treated like meat or whatever, and turned down the chains, but they’re still on the show?? Lame and definitely hypocritical. If I were Rabbit, I would have A) Taken the chain from Real just to piss off Chance or B) would’ve peaced the fuck out after I put the chain on Chance’s neck. Which further proves my point that you don’t need to have brains to be on VH1, all you need is a pretty face and big tits.
B) Why was Kabba Modern on a VH1 show, when they made it big on an MTV show?
C) I always knew the Stallionaires sucked, but their performance tonight totally reinforced my belief that they suck so hard.
D) I take back what I said about Lusty trying to be NY. Ki Ki with her whole “YOU DIDN’T PAY ATTENTION TO ME” thing tonight was true NY fashion.
E) WHY IS MILF STILL ON THIS SHOW? WHAT THE FUCK IS HER APPEAL?! ARGHHHHHHHHH. Also, the roundoff into a back handspring thing you’ve done in EVERY CHALLENGE. Find some new gymnastics, bitch.
F) Rabbit, do you REALLY HONESTLY AND TRULY believe that Chance is going to make you breakfast, especially when he has a house full of other girls?
Ugh. Why do I keep watching??
Jess, Milf is still on the show because she’s a slut and Real acts like a dumb virgin.
LOL at jess’s F.
If he can’t barbecue, I don’t think Rabbit would want his breakfast.
Milf says she wants to be a cougar. She’s only 7-8 years older. Cougars, IMO, are at least 15 years older. So if she really is a cougar, she really is lying about her age.
Oh God that was Seashells? I knew it, lmao and was wondering what the fuck he was doing on this too. Haha!
Wow. Chance sucks ball sweat. He treats the girls like shit. He’s not funny, he’s not cute, he’s not attractive, he’s a miserable closet case destined to live in a mental labyrinth of his own design, too afraid to walk through the exit even though it’s right ahead of him. The closet is dark, Chance, peek out and sample the light. It may do wonders for you. Risky’s cute, btw. I thought she was mute before this episode.
Nate… that was spoken with utter craft and perfection! (especially the part of him sucking ball sweat) My thoughts on Chance exactly. Thank you.
omg. Omg. OMG!
I just saw an episode of Zane (Black Stories of Erotica) on the Showtime Cable channel and saw Ezra Buddah Masters playing the love interest of the lead characters. I threw up a little in my mouth! You guys may have discussed his appearance on this show already and I missed the conversation thread due to absence, but this clown was awful. If he is going to be a regular, it was my first and last time watching this show.
If there are any one out there still doubting Chance’s orientation this episode should put any doubts to rest. He honestly acts like he doesn’t like any girl on this show…and him crying with KO..PLEASE!!!
And what female after this elimination would want to still be with these fools? It seems to me that they just pass women between them whenever they get bored with them…if I was not so addicted to trashy VH1 reality shows then I would stop watching this insult to all females everywhere!
When is the next show on again? LOL
Dizzam, Jorundi came in out of nowhere with an EXCLUSIVE!
Steupz, puhleaze post something on this.
Is it just me or is MILF la brueja que fea!!!!!
Whoever does Chance’s hair, needs to get in all the girls hair on the show!!!! Her(OOPS) I mean his hair is Fabulous!!!
If MILF is 35 I’m 25 and I don’t think either of us will see those numbers again!!!!
lol @ Dorfam!
After seeing the extra’s I hate Chance even more and love KO and Bubbles even more!
Bubbles all worried about who is going to clean up the kitchen! LOL
Chance was so bogus telling everybody’s business like that on the extras. But my thing is, why would they tell Chance all that stuff and Real didn’t know about any of it. The only thing he knew about was Ki Ki’s tattoo. It seemed like he knew nothing about Bay Bay Bay’s (seemingly very visible) tattoo and K.O.’s past.
I enjoy haterdom, and hateraid is my favorite drink, but I too am liking Bubbles as much as I am trying not to.
KIKI’s the shit “yo mammas a bitch yo mammas a bitch yo mommas a bitch” lol “yo momma burnin in hell!” wow, gotta love her. Also i’m happy K.O. and Rabbit told of real and chance, this isen’t a game.
E) WHY IS MILF STILL ON THIS SHOW? WHAT THE FUCK IS HER APPEAL?! ARGHHHHHHHHH. Also, the roundoff into a back handspring thing you’ve done in EVERY CHALLENGE. Find some new gymnastics, bitch.
LMAO LMAO! JESS U CRACK ME UP YA DIZ SHOW IS KIND ALOSING IT BUT GO RISKY!!
N I MIZZ U SO HOOOD!!!
weird song,lol and scary
Milf is still on the show because
1. She has a nice ass
2. She is nice
3. She gives Real just enough attention without stalking him
4. She wouil dbe the berfect one to call up when you need some and she will go away….if you are into that
This site is becoming like a family reunion…where is my Q-Bo?
She’ll never show her font around here.
I watched the extras and don’t really like Milf. She was really desperate for camera time when she fought with Corn-Fed.
http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2lse0dz&s=4
What is that all about aurelius? Is that girls at your school?
unfortunately maze, this is the ghetto trash that goes down in my school. Sometimes I wonder how I survive it
The idiot in the yellow jacket thought it would be cool to upload online so me and half the school is getting this thing around lol
Aurelius does the cunt in the yellow jacket have a myspace? Please link me to it.
holy SHIT here’s a preview of this sunday’s episode
http://blog.vh1.com/
holy trainwreck.
lmao Corey I wish I had it too. Not that I would say anything to her though cause her boyfriend is a little heavyset and would sit on me
and I really hope Brandi C was drunk in that clip. Otherwise, she is just messed up and is beyond fixing
lmao Aurelius. Dude she was obviously wasted listen to her talk, and they just got back from the bar. She doesn’t have a myspace that you know of Aurelius?
That spit scene has to be the most retarded ‘dramatic fight’ scene EVER. That whole shit was uncalled for and it makes Brandi C look demented as hell. The hoe needs a fucking strait jacket and 4 white walls for real.
lol I couldn’t find it, or her boyfriends. That was so funny though
And I hate Heather, but if she’s sick with asthma, you don’t play with that.
y da fuck didnt she kill Brandi C. dat was by far worse dan the NY spit
Well, Destiney is no stranger to getting struck with bodily fluids in the eye. I’m a little surprised she didn’t open her mouth as a reflex. oh wait… she did.
jp I love Destiney, couldn’t help myself.
MILF is sexy as hell, I was gonna stop watching the show after Promo got the boot but I think I’ll stick it out for MILF (you can take that literally if you want ;D)