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This Week with Enigmatic Anonymous
On Rock Of Love Charm School Episode 6…
This episode seemed ridiculously staged to me, but I’m not saying that any of these shows aren’t staged to an extent either. When the girls started drinking, it seemed like they drank way more than their blood alcohol levels indicated but then again these girls are like career alcoholics and they aren’t anorexic so maybe they can drink a lot without actually getting drunk.
I also thought the Dallas/Lacey drama was really exaggerated because you could tell that both of them were acting extremely fake. First you had Lacey antagonizing Dallas and wiping her nasty ass feet on her clothes unnecessarily and then spilling a drink on Dallas. Then you had Dallas throwing a silly temper tantrum after she learned she had to work with Lacey. Of course their attitudes caused them to have the worst ‘PSA’ and Dallas was eliminated for her indifference and her bad attitude.
Personally I think her and Lacey should have gone home, and I also think there should be a point in the show where Sharon Osbourne should just say ‘fuck it,’ cut her losses and just eliminate Lacey and the two Brandis because I’m damn tired of all 3 of them getting away with damn near murder and they never go home.
It really cheapens an already bogus and insipidly arranged show.
On the Rock Of Love - Charm School 2 Girls…
Dallas- I think she is stupid as hell for not realizing that Lacey bothering her would eventually lead to her going home. Charm School or not, she was a punk ass bitch for not kicking Lacey’s ass and crying about having to work with her for the PSA. She let Lacey set her up once again and she fell for it not realizing that the odds of her winning were already against her.
Lacey- I have hated this girl since Rock Of Love. She’s a drunk, crony of the devil all the time and she only has a one-track mind of getting rid of the other girls. Of course I believe that this will be her downfall but then again she remains in a class of girls that equally don’t deserve to win the show.
Brandi C and Brandi M- These two girls are equally annoying and they both should go home. I was not really shocked at all with the ‘PSA’ they made because they are the two biggest whores in the house. That being said, everyone should always remember this equation because like math, it turns out to be true almost all the time with very few exceptions; 2 sluts + 1 camera = a porn.
On Real Chance of Love Episode 5…
This episode was pretty mediocre until the end when K.O. and Rabbit pwned Chance and Real. It shows that K.O. and Rabbit are very smart women in general but as with pretty much everyone, they are horribly stupid when it comes to dealing with love and relationships.
I think they need to realize that Chance and Real are too inept to deal with women with common sense. It also seems like the show is really just a big game to Chance and Real, but Chance doesn’t seem to have a grasp of how the game is played while Real keeps changing the rules to his advantage. I’m not even sure if Meatball’s elimination was justified because she didn’t do anything in the other 4 episodes to make anyone form an opinion of her.
On Chance and Real…
There should be no way that men with already questionable sexual orientations to begin with, go into a show and one almost reaches the threshold of heterosexuality while the other one rapidly falls into the abyss of homosexuality.
Simply put, Chance gets gayer with each episode and I’m not sure if he should just give it up and announce that he’s gay or if he’s doing all this because he hates his girls and he just wants Season 2 all to himself so he can get only the high caliber, plastic, emotionless, dense girls he feels he deserves.
Real scares me because he acts like a thirsty stalker who really has no idea about how to comprehend the word ‘no’. His girls need to be extremely worried because if they get picked, he seems like the type of person who would call like 36 times a day, and if they don’t answer, he will lurk outside of their house to see what they are doing and where they are going all the time. These two fools honestly need to grow the fuck up and stop acting like they are 13 years old.
On the Real Chance Of Love Girls…
Meatball- Chance didn’t like her just like he doesn’t like any of the 4 girls he has left. The only reason why I’m even saying anything about her is because she got eliminated and she tried too hard to get the attention of someone who didn’t like her. Also, I have absolutely nothing to say about Cali, Risky and Bubbles because, like Meatball, you forget they are even on the show until elimination comes around.
Rabbit- When will she realize that Chance doesn’t like her? It’s sad that she keeps expecting that he will change his ways for the better when every week he is really becoming more and more unappealing. I almost feel sorry for her… but I don’t!
K.O.- I just wish she would stop crying so much. She’s not a terrible person but the crying is really annoying and she just needs to find another way to deal with her emotions… like beating somebody’s ass.
Ki Ki and Bay Bay Bay- I just have to put these two in a category together this week because I’m tired of them getting mad about Real not paying them any attention when all they do is act mad about Real not giving them any attention. They have to work extra hard to get Real now that he’s enamored with Rabbit, because he has currently entered stalker mode and he has now forgotten about everything and everyone, save for the girl he likes.
They need to do more than just walk around with stank attitudes all day and trash talk MILF, Corn Fed and K.O. while thinking that they can get a pass through the competition because they think they look good.
EA stole my recap style from months back…she is lucky I am in love with her.
She failed to mention the performance of the Stallionaires. It was classic TV. I am nearly speechless after that performance! Who were the people in the audience? Am I wrong in saying there were only men in the audience except for the Stallionettes? I have deleted it from Tivo, so I can’t go back. Someone cofirm or correct my statement.
The show got really stupid when they were trrying to trade Rabbit and KO. SImply bad tv. Real is the less immature version of CHance.
Chance is too imature to handle a regular relationship, he seems like half the time, he is still at the stage where girls have cooties (these ones really might). If someone gives him a gift, say thank you. First it was the clock, then the swim trunks, then the meatballs, next week the cheesecake. At least act like you like it or are appreciative
I mentioned the performance in my recap. If the magnitude of garbage equaling all the landfills in the world had a sound then that would be it.
Well actually that’s how I feel about all the “aspiring musicians” that ever came on these shows. Folks like Krazy, Lacey, Daisy, Chance and Real…..all of them. Just the biggest group of tone def, non singing/rapping asses I have ever heard.
lol, loved it Enig! I agree with every thing. Real is a stalker.
Chance also get on my nerves, you bring him food, gifts and shit and then he act disgusted. It really pissed me off when he spit out Rabbit’s cheesecake and threw stalker’s clock, I really don’t know if girls are for him, I think he should try guys, get a guy like him,lol.
I did like the recap. I never imagined Real as a stalker, but it works. Why do the keep thinking Cali is in it for fame. THese two fools are not one you want to latch your aspirations onto because they flat out suck!
Chris Abrego.. I mean Stupz, you should get a compilation CD for all the talent on these shows…perhaps a “We are the WOrld” type collaboration. I would buy it.
Cali’s monkey woman lookin ass was on parental controll…
EA — How could you write nothing about Bubbles? I only watch RCOL to see Bubbles. As for Rabbit, the fact that Chance said NOTHING about Real offering her a chain THREE times would’ve been a clear sign that Chance didn’t really like me.
Khi — OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!!!! She looks weird to me. VH1 did a terrible job casting this time around. Looks wise, none of them are as hot as Real and Chance think they are. Personality wise, Bubbles is pretty cool, everyone else needs to gtfo.
In Dallas’s defense. She was the most drunk out of all the girls so she wasn’t thinking clearly and was more likely to get emotional because of it.
I hate Bubbles. She’s dumb and annoying and when she doesn’t get camera time then it’s a relief for me. I don’t have anything else to say about her other than she’s dumb.
Yeah EA but her being dumb is what is so fun to watch about her..it is a refreshing break for the NY and Bootz knock offs…
The only two girls I actually like on this show is Bubbles and KO..both of them are too good for Real or Chance…
I also tried to give these guys a break about that awful performance on the show..maybe it was the enviroment or something but I acually listed to the songs on their page…they sound just the same…my dogs barking is more entertaining…
you guys know on the uncoming episode of charm school how you dont see jessica in or around the fight? well shes in the phone booth you can see her when heather throws the plate at Lacey.
hate Bubbles. She’s dumb and annoying and when she doesn’t get camera time then it’s a relief for me. I don’t have anything else to say about her other than she’s dumb.
EA I AGREE!!!! KANT STAND DUM AZZ HOZ