Charm School 2 Recap – Heather Snitches
‘Dallas isn’t here anymore, Dallas isn’t here anymore’, Lacey sings as we begin Episode 7 of Charm School 2.
Jokingly, she and Brandi C decide Heather will be their next target for expulsion. (has Heather ever been kicked out of a show without sleeping with someone?)
It’s a moot point as Sharon’s note arrives and it advises tonight’s ‘Challenge’ will be about ‘cultivating healthy relationships with yourselves and the opposite sex’ (with the amount of men these women have had I think healthy is no longer an option)
The ‘Commandment’ tonight is ‘Thou Shalt Rock At Love’ and the guest is Donna Barnes, a ‘Dating and Relationship Coach’ (a pimp???)
She shares 4 tips with the ‘Charm School’ women… ‘Don’t show too much emotion’, ‘Drink in moderation’, ‘Sex makes you stupid’ and ‘Don’t discuss your ex’es’ (#3 makes sense, just look at Brandi M)
Brandi C summarizes “it all boils down to ‘don’t be a slut’, but being kinda slutty is kind of fun”
15 Minutes Of Lame
The ladies will test their tips with 3 single men, but to ensure their personality and brains are used to charm the bachelors, a team of unstylists (special-effects make up artists) are brought to ‘ugly up’ the ladies. (they could have saved money and used the girl who does New York’s makeup)
When the ladies are brought out their look is transformed; some more than others. They are given new names to complete the transformation… Brandi C is now ‘Bertha’, Jessica is ‘Bernice’, Lacey is ‘Gertrude’, Heather is ‘Gladys’, Brandi M is ‘Flo’, Destiney is ‘Hortense’ and Kristy Jo is ‘Ethel’.
The ladies are now ready to meet the bachelors and win the prize; immunity at Elimination.
The guys are Charlie O’Connell (The Bachelor), Ace Young (American Idol) and John Wolfe (Charm School, lol).
It’s much like speed-dating with 5 minutes per guy. Most of the girls think Ace is good-looking, but Riki Rachtman would seem good-looking compared to the other two guys.
John Wolfe provides most of the entertainment; charming Brandi C and annoying Brandi M.
But the best moment came when Wolfe asked Lacey if she had any other piercings and she replied ‘I do have another piercing but the hair is so overgrown you can’t really see it. (ewwww. She isn’t treating that animal ethically)
When the girls 15 minutes of lame is up, the guys are asked to name which girl impressed them and is worthy of another date.
Ace chose Destiney and O’Connell picked Brandi M; as did Wolfe. That meant Brandi M was the winner and safe from Elimination (I guess I didn’t pray hard enough)
Additionally, she was asked to choose another person to join her on the date at a Club. She chose Destiney, which upset Heather who thought she was closer to Brandi M. (there is no honor among skeez)
The ladies will be taken to their dates by limo and will be joined by the other women who must remain in their ‘uglified’ state. But before they leave, Heather and Brandi C get wasted.
Love In Da Club
At the Club Ace seems interested in Destney, John seems hella interested in Brandi C.
Brandi M is receiving little attention from the guys; probably ’cause removing the prosthetic makeup didn’t change her appearance that much.
The other women are receiving much more attention but not the kind they’d hope for. (you enter a Club looking like the Bride of Chucky and you expect people not to stare?)
All the while Brandi C and Wolfe are kissing intensely with Brandi C moaning like she’s being paid by the decibel. But, it was now time to leave, and at this stage almost all of the ladies are drunk, particularly Brandi C.
Oh Spit!
At the mansion, Jessica helps Brandi C to her room and they ply her with pizza. (uh?)
Lacey then decides this is the perfect opportunity to get-back at Heather and persuades a still drunk Brandi C to scream at Heather (if that makes sense to you, email me and explain it)
A shouting match ensues and as Destiney yells at Brandi C to get out of their bedroom; Brandi C, almost gracefully, spat in her face.
Destiney was in shock but remained calm as Brandi C taunted her. (was Destiney in shock because she got a facial? Or because there wasn’t a loud grunt before it happened?)
Brandi C is then helped by Lacey to her room, but Heather, only now aware of the spitting incident, chases after Lacey to confront her.
But in doing so she provoked an asthma attack (she has asthma? No wonder 12 Pack was surprised she didn’t orgasm. That weezing and shortness of breath would fool any dude)
Lacey accused Heather of believing she’s an A-list celebrity, but Heather denies it, saying, ‘I am… bitch!’
(wait… she really thinks she’s an A-list celebrity? Fadder Lawd)
As Lacey walks down the stairs, referring to Heather as a ‘weak bitch’; Heather throws a plate that breaks on the staircase.
The next morning sees Brandi C tanning in her bikini, but her hangover is added to by Jessica who tells her of last night’s drama; drama Brandi C claims to have no memory of.
Feeling contrite she finds Destiney and offers an apology, which Destiney accepts but not before warning her of how terribly she behaves when drunk. She tells Brandi C she “sees a lot of herself” in her. (I’d rather not apologize than listen to Destiney’s groupie-ass lecture me)
As Brandi C leaves, Destiney thinks Lacey sabotaged her only friend.
But Brandi C isn’t the only one ‘doing’ damage control. Heather visits Sharon and confesses to throwing a plate near Lacey, but only because she was provoked (::serious stare:: fool, you went after her!)
Eliminations
At Elimination, Sharon gets to the point and asks Lacey about the incident with Heather. Lacey says she threw it at her head, which Heather denies.
Jes, the self-proclaimed only sober witness says Heather did not thrown the plate at Lacey’s head.
Lacey then says Heather claims she is an A-list celebrity, which seems to annoy Sharon.
Aware that the tide is turning against her, Heather mentions the spitting incident which alarms Sharon and the Deans.
After Brandi C explains what happened, Sharon says “that is against the law, your mouth is full of bacteria”
She asks Destiney if Brandi C should leave but Destiney says Lacey is the instigator.
That wasn’t enough to convince Sharon who asks Brandi C for her pin. A sincere sounding Brandi C accepts her punishment and is expelled.
—> http://www.collegehumor.com/vi deo:1928839 it pisses me off that they are...
im going to miss brandi c
1. is hortense actually even a legit name for a woman?
2. that comment lacey made about her piercing is disgusting. bleck!
3. did you mean that heather and brandi c get wasted beforehand? i could be wrong, since i only saw the preview this morning, but i remember brandi c mentioning that if she’s going to go out looking like that, she’s going to drink a bunch.
4. with the whole spitting and yelling scene in the bedroom.. i thought the funniest thing of all was kristy joe walking around wth that neck-fat-thing on. hilarious!
5. can lacey go home yet?
I think Brandi C made a lot of progress on this episode. Granted, she was a whore with the guy an dhe is worse as she is a filthy beast. She matured prior to elimination
Destiney should have knocked Brandi C the fuck out. Money or not, Sharon was correct when she stated that what Brandi C did was assualt. And Destiney would have been well within her rights to knock that bitch out. The way they made up the next day tells me the show must be fake. And btw someone should have knocked Lacey out a long time ago.
This show pisses me off. Brandi C. and Megan were punished for being “violent” or “assault” or whatever *insert eyeroll here*, yet Heather got away with throwing a plate at lacey, Dallas got away with hitting Lacey with an apple and Brandi M has been physical with people TWICE and gotten away with it.
Obviously I wouldn’t care at all if it happened the other way around and Brandi C and Megan got away with stuff. lol.
ninja, pushing and shoving is allowed. That’s why Brandi M. is still here. Heather didn’t hit Lacey with the plate. If she had, she would’ve been out of the house in a second. If Brandi C.’s spit had missed Destiney, she would probably still be here. As for Dallas and Megan, you could argue that what they did was out of self-defense. Megan wasn’t eliminated just for kicking Brandi: there was the whole trophy wife thing.
If VH1 wanted to be really slick with their reality shows they would come up with a show to bet everyone who ever wanted to fight each other on one show. Every challenge would be based on all the different kind of fights there are, either individually or as teams. The weakest person (either physically proven or determined by the others) gets eliminated every episode and the strongest person wins whatever they decide the prize would be. That way they get to fight who they hate and we get to see who is all talk and who won’t back down from anything.
Dallas should have been eliminated for hitting Lacey in the head with the apple, even if it meant eliminating two and making up for it later. Lacey is a button pusher, but you’ll run across those in your life. When they find a hot one, they’ll push it. It’s a sick game, but it only works if two are playing. As for Brandi C, I agree she was manipulated by Lacey because she was drunk… but Brandi got herself drunk. Her remorse was sincere and she handled the elimination like a grown up. Learning not to put herself in that position is the next step.
you guys have to remember these shows are all fake. I’m sure Sharon doesn’t have “100%” say in who goes home. In Megan’s case, VH1 didn’t want to make her the star of this show, and in Brandi C’s case, VH1 just wanted to milk enough drama out of her. Now that they got it, she’s gone
http://www.scandalist.com/2008-11-21/how-to-win-a-double-shot-at-love-with-the-ikki-twins/
WHAT THE FUCK.
:(:(
I’m sorry, but the “Ikki” twins is just such an unattractive stage name. I’m psyched for the show, though. MTV tends to have a more realistic, entertaining cast.
Nate — I agree with everything you said, except being psyched about it. I would be better about it if it was like, one bi bachelorette, but two (who are twins) just seems like they’re pushing too hard for ratings cause Tila is gone. Not to mention if having two suitors turns out to be anything like RCOL, I will take a sledgehammer to my tv.
I don’t understand what that youtube video was of that was posted in an earlier thread last week that showed Lacey, Heather and Brandi C out on the street selling something. That was Brandi C. or was I wrong?
it could be Heather & Destiney have to work with two of their “arch nemisis” type things (lacey & Brandi C) to show progress and see how they can handle working with people they don’t like. In that case .. Heather & Destiney would be the final 2?
also…. why did Vh1 edit out Heather smashing the light?
although the episode was crazy, me and my sis could not stop laughing at this
http://i35.tinypic.com/vdpg7d.jpg
God damn seriously, what with all the Heather f-cking hate. She’s going to win Charm School anyways.
SPITTING is BATTERY and ASSULT, and she was NOT about to get away with it.
If HEATHER hadn’t said shit, she would of gotten eliminted and fucking LACEY would have stayed. Both Lacey and would have stayed.
AND that is not okay in my book.
I’ll miss Brandi C. She’s hot and cute.
Can someone tell me something? I don’t understand how the 3 guys liked Brandi C, Brandi M, and Destiney. Yet, Brandi M was the winner and got to choose a friend to go out with the guys and un-do the ugly. What was up with that? VH1 does bad editing sometimes and it sounded like they were saying something and cut into something else.
By the way, this is by far the most hilarious episode ever!
Um, Veronica what the fuck is throwing a plate at someone’s head then? Heather could have killed Lacey, Brandi couldn’t have killed Destiney.
mimi, The one guy complimented Brandi C, but he chose Brandy M I believe. It was basically she did a good job…but not quite good enough. I know everyone is allowed to have their own opinion, but please explain your definition of “hot”. I agree she is hot if you mean that she likely has a venereal disiease. Cute? No way; especially when you see the up close of her face. She looks like she has been to the special effects people on a regular basis. Taking your clothes off and being an emotional twit is not hot or cute.
Heather’s not the olny drunk girl that’s called themselve a celebrity. lol.
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1596708&vid=287934
At least Heather didnt say out of nowhere she was a celebrity, Lacey said she thought she was.
Corey what if Lacey or Megan threw the plate at Heather exactly the same way she did, what would you think?
Let me answer that “OMG Heather is so annoying saying that the plate almost hit her head, and it was so annoying how she brought it up at elimination and lied. Shes the biggest lier there. BLAH BLAH BLAH.” It’s so annoying how one-sided you are.
Brandi C’s face looks like the map of the US highway system. It’s fucked up bad for real.
Lacey’s face looked older than Heather, Rodeo or Milf’s face yesterday. It still doesn’t quite trump Pumkin’s face because Pumkin needs a gallon of botox, 20 plastic surgeons, 3 specially made prosthetic faces and probably 48 hours of straight surgery to attempt to fix her face.
Heather is a drunk stripper bitch. She got drunk because she couldn’t go to the club looking like a Powerpuff Girl prostitute stripper. That’s sorrier than how Rodeo acted before she got eliminated on ILM.
Also since this is Charm School but the girls aren’t really attempting to change maybe the least they can so is begin to refer to themselves as courtesans since it’s basically a classier way of saying that they are still whores.
poolo go eat a bag of shit. I’ve given Heather props previously, I’ve said she’s made funny comments, I said it was respectful that she left the room when Brandi C and Lacey were fighting and they said “We don’t need an audience, and I respected her for that” But Megan hasn’t done something to anyone that could potentially kill them. Heather did, and then blatantly LIED about it and said she threw it at the wall and wasn’t aiming for Lacey.
The plate didn’t even touch the wall.
She also said she was in the phone booth and Lacey was banging on it and it was hitting her… Heather wasn’t even IN the phone booth when Lacey walked by. She’s an old cracked out rat that can’t tell the truth.
Brandi had told Bret she got in a car accident when someone
had made fun of her face. So i think that is why her face has all those scares
the plate did touch the wall…………remember it broke into pieces and Megan still hasnt returned to the house………..her name is irrelevant…………..no point in arguing bottom line
They shouldnt have been yelling at Heather while she was having an asthma attack, had she been sleep or lying down den it wouldve been justified…………………Lacey played Brandi C. and manipulated her…………….Heather was too close to Lacey to miss her so she threw it out of anger not because she wanted to hit her…………….Dont adults do that all the time when they’re having arguments………….they throw shit but they dont ALWAYS intend on hitting people it’s just out of anger………………….it’s pointless anyway because the truth is going to b turned around to justify that Heather shouldve been sent home
I don’t give a fuck as to why Brandi has a fucked up face. I hate her along with everyone else so that’s no fucking reason for anyone to defend her or anyone else when I talk shit about them.
CSO – Heather having an asthma attack was bullshit. She did NOT have an asthma attack. I’ve seen my aunt have asthma attack many times, first of all you CANT fucking throw plates, run around, scream in other’s faces while you’re having and asthma attack, heather is a LIAR she was NOT having an asthma attack.
Second of all, the plate did NOT hit the wall, AGAIN Heather lied about it.
I don’t now if I beleive Brandi, probably some manipulation…or she was sucking off some guy she just met when he flicked ashes at her. Either way, I don’t beleive her.
corey – im not attacking you but if the plate didn’t hit the wall, how did it break into pieces?
not that heather lying bout something is out of the question..
Bubothehater Nov 24th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Thanks for answering my question (sounds rigged and b.s., not you, but VH1).
Anyway, I think Brandi C. is hot because her implants match her body and her baby talk is cute to me. She’s probably the only girl that can pull off such a baby girl stigma. Just my opinion. But I do love Brandi C. As far as her face goes, nobody’s perfect. She looks hot when she puts her make up on right. That fashion show in ROLCharm School, she was STUNNING!
EA i wasnt really defending her i was just stating that she said
she was in a car accident.
The plate didnt hit the wall it hit the floor she didnt throw it far
enough to hit the wall.
Have you Heather fans even even seen someone have an asthma attack? Heather is a fucking lying rat face Master Splinter looking bitch.