Real Chance Of Love Recap – Ki Ki out
‘Does she love me, does she love me not?’ That song is growing on me… like a wart.
Anyways, it’s the aftermath of Meatball’s elimination and Rabbit remains upset. When Cali asks Chance to come kick it, Rabbit mumbles, “you can’t treat us like that”.
Chance, so taken with her attitude earlier, no longer thinks it’s cute and goes off on a bitch fit. Responding to her inference that he is treating them like whores he says “well I feel like a ho, too.”
Clearly upset, he storms off and slams doors behind him.
Risky goes after him and is a calming presence and Chance says he’s just trying to be nice. Risky then says “don’t put your guard up on me ’cause I don’t have any guard up with you” (wtf is she talking about? Risky acts likes she’s on this show for extra college credits)
Elsewhere, Real asks MILF to “come spend the night” and she slips into purple lingerie and brings along wine as well.
The morning after and Rabbit visits Real for a chat. She says Chance showed her his worst side (you definitely did NOT see I Love New York) and she’s thinking of coming over to Real, but does not want to end up like Promo.
Later she opens and reads the mail that says this episode’s challenge is about showing off your assets and flair. They also receive mechanic uniforms which separates them into two teams. The Pink Team comprises Bubbles, Ki Ki, KO and Risky; whilst the Gray Team includes Bay Bay Bay, Cali, Corn Fed, MILF and Rabbit formed the other.
Before leaving for the challenge, Bay Bay Bay weaves a plot to eliminate MILF and recruits all the other women to help her do so.
On their way to the ‘Challenge’ she taunts MILF about her age (45???) but MILF responds, “when you kiss him again, them lips have been all-over-me” (SMH, she’s the fourth person to say something like that and the other three, New York, Heather and Daisy all finished as runner-up)
Bay Bay Bay thinks that comment will sink her and promises to tell Real.
Arriving at a body-shop, the ladies are told their challenge will be to pimp two 2007 BMW 650i convertibles (probably Cronin’s and Abrego’s)
They have two hours to do so, but MILF refuses to participate until Bay Bay Bay apologizes, but she refuses to do so. In fact, she says “I don’t apologize to anyone for anything ’cause I’m never wrong” (click here)
When the ladies’ time is up, Real and Chance return to judge the cars. Team Pink’s car is insane, with pictures of the guys on the sides and stickers all over the place, but Team Gray’s car is more tasteful, and Rabbit looks hawt, presenting in her bikini.
After a brief conference, Real and Chance choose Team Gray.
For individual dates, Chance chooses Cali, and Real dumbfounds his girls by choosing Rabbit -who accpets this time.
Torn Between Two Brothers… Feeling Like a Fool
In one of the better dates, Real and Chance take their choices atop an LA hill where they meet a romantic candle-light dinner and a big screen.
The evening goes well for Rabbit and Real who seem to be into each other; but Cali and Chance are just the opposite as Chance is preoccupied with what is happening with his brother.
He constantly interrupts their conversation until it’s time to view the screen.
What’s on screen is actually a slideshow of the brothers from their younger days. Real uses this as an opportunity to diss Chance, describing his pictures as looking like a “fake-ass Ginuwine” and a “fake-ass Jodeci member” (hahaha… the sad thing is Bay Bay Bay looks like K-Ci)
Returning home, Rabbit and Real share a kiss; but Real’s bliss is interrupted by a visit from Bay Bay Bay, Corn Fed, Ki Ki and KO. They are there to report what MILF said earlier; that he ate her chicken-of-the-sea.
The Spa Dates
With only Real’s ladies left from the winning team, Chance chooses to stay at home to work on Rabbit; whilst Real takes the ladies to a spa.
He takes on the role of masseur and begins with Bay Bay Bay who strips down to a purple thong (OMG, WTF, WTH… my remote got an erection watching that body)
Once again, Bay Bay Bay spends her time discussing MILF and Real thinks it’s time to get to the bottom of it.
Meanwhile, at the ranch, Chance is baring his soul to Rabbit, reassuring her, “I never stopped feeling ya”. And confessing that “I may joke around a lot, be a fool and stuff like that, ’cause I want everyone to have a good time”
Back at the spa, Real tells MILF he is disappointed in her, but MILF says she was attacked.
Next up is Corn Fed and as she receives her massage she makes a play for more time; before offering Real a massage, which he accepts. (it was mad funny to hear her say ‘tarkin aboot him and I’)
The date ends with MILF in tears as they return to the ranch for Eliminations
Eliminations
For his first pick Chance offers Rabbit his first chain, she dilly-dallies a bit but gleefully accepts. Real then awards Corn Fed a chain (fuck, I never knew she had a butt like that)
Chance then goes for Cali and whispers in her ear “come and see me tonight” (wtf was that?)
Bubbles, KO, Risky and Bay Bay Bay receive chains, leaving Real with the final choice between Ki Ki and MILF.
Turning to MILF, he asks if she wants to stay in the house; she answers ‘yes’. He asks Ki Ki about MILF rather than herself (that’s a bad sign) and she says a real woman wouldn’t tell what goes on behind closed-doors.
Dramatically, MILF threatens to leave because she doesn’t want to see Real torn-up for a woman like her (uh? what is she hiding? Could she be a…a… HE!!??)
But Real will have none of it and says he has a weird-ass connection to MILF and offers her a chain.
Ki Ki is shocked and leaves in tears, but that’s karma for you.
Thank God KiKi is GONE! She is a washed up video slut, you know you can tell. I like Corn Fed. She’s coo. I can’t stand Bay x’s 3. Those brothas right there tho got it goin on…. mmm. Thats all i got to say about them.
Megan is going to have her own show, bet that. Not Kiki, she aint even got it like that.
Lia are you kidding me? I just watched three clips from the ‘reunion’ that shit was bogus and boring as all hell.
finally Corey me and u agree…………KIKI is a BOOTZ wannabe……………….Bootz never said anything mean about Leilene’s mother and she was dead…………….KiKi is a fake wannabe, hoarse voice, no neck, attention seeking, scary ass(KO had her shakin), BITCH
Yeah I’m thrilled to see Kiki go. I never liked her, it’s great she’s off TV until the reunion. A trashy New York wannabe was all she was.
What was the deal with Rabbit?!? Last week, she had me cheering for her for being the single realest girl in the house. Now, she’s just become gullible and generic. I was really thinking this show was breaking the mold of typical VH1 reality shows, but they keep running back to tradition with their tail between their legs.
Hey Steupz, why did you delete my other comment? Trying to cover up that you guys made a mistake? it’s no big deal, idk why you care that much.
IDK why ya’ll arguing on those two anyway…………….Megan has no life morals or goals……….within 5 years at the most her body is going to be washed up and then she’s nothing……………………
KiKi is just a loud-mouth hefar…………..if she had came the first not and just said you know i’m focused on Real and not anyone else in a nicer tone den she would’ve been okay……………….not only was she loud-mouth but she contradicted herself by becoming friends with Bay Bay Bay
Neither one of those whores are worth any of my sperm cells
YES,… THE WITCH IS DEAD.. THE BITCH IS GONE CHECK OUT STAR SEARCH CASTING.COM SHE ALWAYS DREAMED TO BECOME AN ACTRESS OR FAMOUS.IT DOESN’T GIVE HER THE RIGHT TO SAY ”YOUR MOMMA IS A DEAD BITCH”
WHAT IF IT HAPPENDED TO HER MOM? HOW WOULD SHE FELL.WHY ARE YOU IN REALS BUSINESS WITH MILF…..ARE YOU A LESBIAN?
LUSTY IF I WAS YOU I WOULD BEAT HER DOWN..HELL I ASK YOU GUYS WOULD YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT.
I am so upset Ki Ki is gone. I wish she would’ve beat the shit out of MILF before she left. I hate MILF. She’s so fake!!
P.S. MEGAN IS HOTTER THAN EVERY GIRL ON THIS SHOW!!
KIKI WAS AS FAKE AS A 4 DOLLAR BILL, JUST LIKE BOOTZ WAS. ALL SHE DID WAS TRY TO PICK ON GIRLS WHO SHE THOUGHT WAS WEEK, AND WHENNEW YORK CAME, SHE STRAIGHTENED HER ASS OUT, AND EXPOSED HER FOR THE CHEAP VIDEO CHICK THAT SHE WAS(BOOTZ). VH1 IS PLAYING THESE GIRLS FOR THE CHEAP TRICKS THAT THEY ARE. ANY WOMEN WITH EYES CAN SEE CHANCE IS GAY!!!!
What comment Nat€?
Can’t recall deleting any comments at all; even accidentally.
And ‘No’, I am not covering up anything; just didn’t wanna keep erroneous information on the site.
what is everybody talking about, I don’t recall Bootz letting New York punk her……………in fact before Deelishis backed New York against the wall Bootz got into it with her twice and didnt gravitate to her…………….everyone knows (at least should know now) that NY is an actress and NOT a fighter!!!!!!!!(FOL2 Reunion)
Did yaw’ll heard about charm school 3. There going to have the I Love New York boys on it and Jamie Foxx is hosting.
What are these girls talking about? Promo was always there for Real, it’s not her fault Real is an idiot.
teemunee I agree…KiKi was a knock off of Bootz a knock off of NY. I am glad she is gone….now if Bay x3 will just follow.
All I can say about Chance is just when I thought he couldn’t act any gayer…there was this episode….from the pictures…to the not paying any attention to Cali…to not even going on the date with Real…I honestly think before this is over Chance is going to have eliminated all his girls and Real will be the only one wtih someone to choose from….
Well at first KiKi was the one I loved to hate. Now I’ve focused all of my attention on Bay x3! Is it just me or does she look like a ghetto version of Tweety Bird? Her damn head is so tiny. She need to go out and purchase one of those Ru Paul type wigs to cover up the fact that her is the size of a baseball. And I agree with everyone 110% that Chance is a doo doo chaser. And Meagan was, is, and always will be the star of VH1!!!!!
Hahahaha @ ghetto version of tweety bird
Who is going Home in the Episode 9: “Battle of the Brands”…
~ Suicide Girls interview Sharon a€bout the Charm School girls and she said…
“SO: You know what? One of the girls actually ended up doing that. She didn’t realize it. She found her passion. She loved to draw and design t-shirts. I can’t say who yet because it hasn’t aired yet. But she didn’t know she had that talent and it was just great for her”
So Who Goes Home In This Episode???
Charles, I think Sharon was referring to Kristy Joe because she does have her own desind website. I think it is thepinkpolkadot.com or something like that.
Regarding the Charm School 3 hosted by Jaimee Fox….Source please? Jaime Fox is to A-list for reality shows!!
The rumor was Foxx was hosting Charm School 2; but that eventually turned out to be his producing From G’s to Gents.
So we can probably dismiss his being on Charm School 3
Nice find with the Kristy Joe thing.
Whoa…I was a little off with Kristy Joes website.. it is thehappypolkadot.com
yeah she has a blog too, hasn’t updated it lately though.
surprise surprise, it’s kristyjoe.blogspot.com/