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On Rock of Love Charm School Episode 7:
Most people will probably say that this was the best episode of the season so far, but the bar for this show is so low that it would be an insult for me to call any episode where I didn’t yawn for more than 15 minutes, the best episode of the season.
The challenge was quite boring and I thought it was stupid for Heather and Brandi C to bitch about going out in their “ugly suits” because the stylists didn’t fuck them up that horribly. Seriously, if they wanted Heather to look bad, all they had to do was make her look like she just go out of bed because that is the scariest shit I have ever seen.

The stylists did Brandi C a favor by giving her a pig nose to divert attention from the Joker craters in her face and a jacket to restrain the gut. My only thought on the whole spit scene was that it was lame on the show and even lamer in the extras. Personally I feel like this; SPITTING IS NEVER JUSTIFIED!
I also stand by my feeling that anyone who spits for any reason is a gutless, piece of shit bastard that doesn’t deserve the respect of their own mother let alone anyone else. I feel that if you hate someone that much then hit them. Don’t be a punk ass bitch and spit on that person.

While I do agree with the decision of Brandi C being eliminated, she should not have been the only one because I think that at the very least; Lacey should have joined her. However, Heather could also be reserving her ticket for the fail-train back to obscurity.

On the Charm School 2 girls:
Brandi C- This girl is a lost cause and I honestly think that no amount of therapy, rehab or any anti-depressant and bipolar medication could fix her. The only thing I could ever hope for with her is that she NEVER procreates.

Lacey- She must have broken every branch falling out of the delusional-tree.
I can’t admire her for her ability to manipulate people because it’s more than obvious that everyone is stupid. She’s just a spoiled, no-talent, old, haggard bitch that still yearns to be 10 years younger than she is.

Heather- She has really transformed into a weak bitch ever since she let 12 Pack and Megan treat her like she’s ugly. She was a punk for bitching about not being able to go out in her robot, superhero, stripper gear (you know that’s what she would have put on) and she was incredibly stupid for deciding she wanted to “man up” and confront Lacey about her and Brandi C screaming at her. Although she only decided to do it after Destiney got spit on.
If you are puking and having a simultaneous asthma attack you sit your ass down and you take care of the dumb bitch when you are feeling 100% well so you don’t look like a fool.

On Real Chance of Love Episode 6:
Last week’s episode ended so well yet I should have known that the reality-show ills of stupidity, arrogant emulation and misdirected jealousy would take over again to make the show unimpressive and disorderly again.

I honestly don’t know why this show is called Real Chance of Love since Real and his girls -with the exception of Rabbit and the occasional lapses in coherence from Bubbles- dominate every episode.
I don’t get why Bay Bay Bay is more concerned about getting Milf out than trying to get to know Real because if Milf is so ‘raggedy’ and ‘old’ as she says, then Milf shouldn’t be worth giving a damn about.
I thought the scene with the car dates was annoying because Chance couldn’t mind his damn business and stop hating. He could have easily picked Rabbit for his date and then Real would have been forced to choose one of his girls. I did think the slideshow was hilarious because they picked the gayest pics they could find of Chance.

I had absolutely no issue with Ki Ki going home because all she did was complain about not getting any time with Real (Bay Bay Bay is worse about that though) and she acted a damn fool for no damn reason at all except to seem like she has schizophrenia.

On Chance and Real:
These fools get more ridiculous by the week. Real is trying way too hard to get Rabbit to like him but I guess it’s because his girls act like lost puppies in desperate need of attention. Chance acts like he doesn’t give a damn about his girls unless they act like his servants, show an interest in having sex with him or when Real tries to take them from him. The magnitude of their fakeness is greater than the magnitude of fakeness in New York’s breasts.
It’s supposed to be their show yet they are still acting as if they want their own show.

On the Real Chance Of Love girls:
Ki Ki- Well I guess her leaving means there is no true villain on the show anymore, but then again, maybe Bay Bay Bay will assume that role since she is just a toned down version of Ki Ki anyway.

Bay Bay Bay- I think Real needs to give her an elimination scare. She’s always called near the end but she’s never in the ‘bottom 2‘ and obviously that’s not lighting the fire under her ass to step up and stop bitching about not connecting with Real. He should have her in the ‘bottom 2‘ and then call up the eliminated girl first because she’s not doing anything. If she keeps this up then she honestly needs to go home for having absolutely no purpose except for being Milf’s personal nut-clamp.

Milf- Yes she’s old, yes I still think she’s a slut and yes she has nude pics and softcore stuff floating around the Internet; but she’s not smart. I thought older women had the experience to shut down all the young girls to get her man. She’s doing well enough to shut down most of her competition but like with almost all the VH1 women 35 and older, she seems emotionally unstable and that will keep her from sealing the deal with Real.

Corn Fed- I think it’s damn funny how Bay Bay Bay, Milf and Ki Ki are letting her walk through this competition. They are seriously sleeping on her and all she has to do is let Milf and Bay Bay Bay try to get rid of each other and let K.O. have an emotional breakdown to basically coast to victory. Who knows, she might actually be using the Ambre strategy of letting her opponents make each other weak and then kick them when they are down without any repercussions because she’s perceived to be the honest and neutral girl of the group.

Rabbit- I can’t call her smart. I just can’t. She still thinks Chance actually wants her and will change for her. Chance disses her at almost every opportunity except when his brother threatens to take her away from him. She’s gradually becoming the poster child for the “but he promised to change” club.
Blind people can see that Chance is playing her; and everyone else. He’s so insincere, immature and he isn’t worth more than the $2 hats he wears.