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So its finally here! The ‘Bad Girls Club Season 3′ finally hit our TV sets and boy did it leave me speechless! Words can not express my happiness for the excellent premiere episode!
It was only the first episode and you had girls getting into fights, throwing drinks, and taking off their clothes already! I can tell that we’re in for one drama packed season and I’m going to love every minute of it!

Didn’t see the premiere? Don’t worry, y’all know your boy Khi has your back. Here’s my Bad Girls Club Season 3 Episode 1 Recap!

The Bad Girls Club is a reality show that brings together seven self-proclaimed bad girls to live in a L.A. mansion for four months in an effort to change their ways. But its obvious that some of these loud mouthed tramps just want some TV-time. The show is now in its third season and we have already seen a lot of eye popping antics such as beating each other’s brains out and peeing in sinks. So yes, it’s obvious that Bad Girls Club 3 had a lot to live up to.

Fight Club

The episode begins with a quick look at a future fight between castmates KAYLA and AMBER M. The two girls start to hit one another while AMBER B. drives the car. Amber B. then pulls over into a gas station where Kayla and Amber M. get out and begin to communicate bad girls style…. by choking one another out. Amber B. screams for the two crazed women to stop and that’s when “17 DAY’S EARLIER” comes up on the screen.

Meet the sluts

A limousine pulls up to a huge mansion and out steps bad girl # 1, SARAH, from Wisconsin. Sarah states that she’s so excited to be a part of the Bad Girls Club, that her nipples are probably hard. (As you can tell she’s going to be the slut of the house)

Sarah heads for the front door ready to to go inside the mansion to explore -but bitch has a problem- THE DOOR IS LOCKED!

Sarah looks awkwardly at the cameraman (as if he gives a crap that she can’t get inside)
Sarah then tells the limo driver that the door won’t open but he brushes her off and leaves. (Poor Sarah, looks like your boobs aren’t gonna get you your way while in L.A.) She then stands around for a few minutes before deciding to go around the back where she sees no one in the back yard and just decides to wait.(I feel so sorry for her, she’s probably thinking that she’s looking like a total idiot on national tv… SHE’S RIGHT!)

Across town at the airport we meet bad girl # 2, TIFFANY, from Chicago! (You better show them how we do it in Chi!). Tiffany tells us that if it gets hot in the kitchen, she’s the one who can keep it “cookin”. Almost right behind Tiffany comes bad girl #3, WHITNEY, from Boston!
Whitney seems to be thrilled to be on the show and she also seems to be thrilled that she’s from Boston! (Get ready to hear/read Boston for the rest of the recap).

Whitney and Tiffany instantly click and the two get into a limo and head for the mansion. While they are riding they get to know each other. Whitney tells Tiffany that she’s not looking to get “hit on” by other females in the house. Tiffany agrees and says she does not start drama with others; but she WILL finish it.
(The way she moves when she says this reminds me soo much of New York. Somebody has been watching YouTube clips of New York’s greatest moments in preparation for coming on the show).

Next we meet bad girl #4, AMBER B. from Pittsburgh!
Amber tells us that she’s very conniving and has a ton of issues with girls; such as jealousy. She seems to think that she’s the only hot blond girl on the planet. Amber also states that she cheats on every guy she’s with ( Slut #2) . Amber B. exits the limo and heads for the front door only to find that it’s locked.
She goes around back where she finds Sarah; and the two sluts shake hands. Sarah tells Amber that she’s not here for drama that she’s here to party and drink and probably make a friend (EXCUSE ME?! You came on the BAD GIRLS club to MAKE FRIENDS? She’s sounding like Corn Fed now).

Sarah also tells Amber B. that she just did ‘Playboy’ and that the issue should be out soon. (Ok, enough of the SLUTS, lets move on).

Whitney and Tiffany arrive at the mansion but like the two girls before them they find the door, locked. Sarah and Amber B. hide on the side of the porch and jump out of their hiding places, scaring Whitney and Tiffany. (Tiffany looked like she wanted to beat their ass)

Back at the airport we meet bad girl #5, AMBER M. from Minnesota! Amber tells us she’s wild and that she believes she’s going to be the “arrested one”. Amber M. waits by the limo as bad girl #6, AILEA from Atlanta joins her. Ailea tells us that she loves to piss people off. (Oh hell yeah! She’s my favorite!).
The two girls greet each other, enter the limo and leave. During the drive Amber M. runs off at the mouth about her life and Ailea secretly wishes that she will shut up. Finally Ailea’s torture comes to an end once they pull up to the mansion and meet the other girls.

They all seem to click (though I think they were just being phony…they all are cold-hearted bitches). Whitney takes this opportunity to declare herself head-bitch by telling the girls that she doesn’t want them hooking up with guys in plain view.
Amber B. asks Whitney if its ok if she “fucks on the kitchen counter” and asks if she can use Whitney’s beer bottles as sex toys (WTF? Is this bitch tweaking? The fuck that came from?)
Whitney is just as appalled by Amber B’s ‘retarted’ question as we are. She then retorts “Oh I’ll give you a beer bottle alright” (I love Whitney, she’s too funny).

The girls hear the limo return and they realize its the final girl, Bad girl #7, KAYLA, from Compton!
Kayla states she has just got kicked out of her grandmother’s house, and boy do this girl look like she’s not in the mood for no shit. Unfortunately the other girls feel this is a perfect time for a joke (dumb-asses) so they all go to the front of the house and stand there trying to look ‘bad’.

Kayla says “ewwww” at the sight of her future roommates snobby faces. Amber M. then opens the limo door and proceeds to tell Kayla that all of the rooms are taken in the house and that she’s going to have to sleep outside. But sensing that this black girl might pull out a switchblade and shank her barbie-doll looking ass, Amber M. starts to laugh and introduces herself.

Kayla introduces herself to all the other girls by giving them weak hand shakes. (You would think that this bitch was sent to Iraq rather than a reality show… the way she’s acting) When Kayla realizes that there are two Ambers she asks how will they be able to tell them apart. Amber B. tells Kayla that Amber M. will be called “Cookie” and that she will be called “Master” (What the fuck? You don’t tell no black girl to call you master! This ain’t 1846)

Kayla gives a fake laugh and just nods her head. Tiffany states that she can sense tension and a nasty attitude from Kayla. (Sense it? I can smell that shit!)

Inside the Bad Girls Mansion

The seven girls then begin to look around for the key to get inside the house. They look everywhere and after several minutes Amber B. comes up with a solution. She decides to break the patio door windows to get inside. (I swear to God the producers did this to see which bitch would be stupid enough to do something like that! Congrats Amber B., you’re a stupid bitch!).
The girls all enter inside and run around while screaming like banshees. The house is nice and big and there’s even a sex toy vending machine in the house; they ALL flock to it like flies on shit, especially Kayla who wants to get her first ever vibrator (Now we know why she’s sooo anal and high tempered).

But not even her first vibrator makes Kayla happy, she begins to walk around yelling and screaming at the fact that somebody moved her suitcase. After bitching for several minutes she realizes her suitcase is in the freaking closet (I think she’s on the same stuff that Amber B’s on)
Kayla gives the girls a fake-ass apology and they all prepare to go out to a club.

We be clubbin’

At the ‘Club’, Amber M. asks Amber B. if she ever dated outside of her race. B looks at M like she just committed a crime. “No!” she says in a surprised voice. B then states that she wouldn’t date a black man or a Mexican, she feels that all Mexicans are illegal (Is she serious??? Does she know what year it is?!).

Kayla isn’t having a good time (surprise surprise) and takes out her frustrations on two annoying party-goers who are hating on the fact that she’s surrounded by cameramen. Kayla charges at the two girls and proceeds to beat the crap out of them. Tiffany and Whitney join in, and after the fight ends, all of the ‘Bad Girls’ are kicked out of the Club. The girls are mad that they were kicked out of the club but they are also proud of themselves for sticking up for Kayla (If it were me I would have just watched the fight and pretended like I didn’t know the bitch…she ain’t about to ruin my night).

The girls decide to go to another Club, but just as they are about to enjoy themselves, Kayla gets into ANOTHER fist fight with a girl who she claims was sticking up gang-signs. The girls are kicked out of the Club. The girls return home in fear of being banned from all the Clubs in the city.(Kicked out of TWO clubs in one night? I guess that’s ‘usual’ for Kayla).

Naw naw, no make fun of Asian. You stop that.

The next day the girls have all cooled down and they are by the pool relaxing and tanning. Sarah comes outside topless and heads turn; but Amber B seems to not notice a thing (She’s seen and licked so many titties that it wouldn’t shock her if she went to a church where all the women were topless).
The girls all begin to tell jokes but things get racial when Amber M asks Ailea if she could put on a “good asian voice”. This upsets Ailea and she storms inside the house with Sarah.
Sarah, Ailea, Kayla, and Whitney all go into the ‘Confessional’ to talk crap on Amber M.

Both of the Amber’s come inside the house and listen outside of the ‘Confessional’ room. Hearing them making fun of her, Amber M busts inside the room and demands to know why they are talking crap about her. Kayla tries to walk away but Amber wants to continue the argument so she calls Kayla out.
Kayla gets frustrated and pours her drink on Amber’s head and Amber reacts by throwing her drink on Kayla. Kayla comes back and starts putting her face in Amber’s whilst also nudging her with her body. Kayla once again attempts to walk away with the other girls following, but Amber M says to Amber B, “I’ve never seen soo many followers”…. that’s when shit get crazy.

EVERY ONE comes back and surrounds Amber in a circle and begin to curse her out. Whitney begins to go psycho and so does Sarah. Finally the whole mess ends with Amber M. apologizing to Ailea and Kayla. They all make up, though Kayla states she’s a little leery of Amber M.

Now that they are all “friends”, the girls decide to go to the Saddle Ranch for dinner. Things start out fine but once again the girls gets harassed by people. Kayla overhears a girl in the next table say “if those ‘bad girls’ weren’t on TV they wouldn’t be shit” and that’s when Kayla…for the FOURTH time in TWO days explodes. She only throws her drink on the girl but is still kicked out along with the other ‘Bad Girls’. The episode ends with Kayla screaming at the other girls to hurry up so they can leave the place (Bitch has a lot of nerve)

And thats the first ep of BGC3