Megan Hauserman – Trophy Wife

Somebody get Heather an inhaler ’cause heffa’s bout to die now.
Megan Hauserman has just posted on her MySpace that casting will commence for her own reality show based on her desire to be a ‘Trophy Wife’
To qualify you need to be a millionaire and single; simple as that.
Honestly; I think VH1 is fucking with her. How many millionaires are gonna expose themselves to ridicule on VH1?
Then again, maybe this is the moment that Abrego and Cronin come out of their casting couch closets and make an honest woman of her.
Oops; did I just say that? (covers mouth)
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KhiKhi, Heather’s show would be better as she has personality to carry a show. Heather is prettier, that is all. Heathers show would probably be watchable, byt Megans would get boring after 3 minutes
Khi, Matt, if you guys luck out, Vh1 may give Rich his own show. His recaps would be made of awesome.
If this is true (which I doubt), what retarded legit millionaire would go on TV to date her? Megan has a nice body and what not, but there are way hotter girls out there you could make into your trophy wife. In fact, what retarded legit millionaire would want a trophy wife? Anybody on this show is either as retarded as Anne Frank (If you don’t get this reference, shame on you) or a hired actor.
I woke up for this? LAME.
Corey — You’re an idiot for thinking Megan is awesome. Her ribs are poking out of her skin and her tits need to get redone. I don’t even want to get into how mentally retarded she is.
Khi — Chill. This is the internet. Fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win you’re still retarded.
EA —
<3
Darth — Right. Heather (in my own opinion) may not be physically prettier than megan now, but at least she’s smarter and could carry a show.
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP PEOPLE!!!!!!!
EDIT:// I get the reference, nate.
Now excuse me while I go set up an appointment with Kinky Kelly.
Go Megan!! <333
I’m so thrilled she finally got her own show.
lol @ the epic meltdown associated with this announcement.
Um wow, is it ever that serious?
tensions have been real high lately for some reason. Probably because everyone’s pissed Bush is leaving office soon.
Bourgy of Love…………hmm interesting concept
How in the hell could anyone be sad bush is leaving office
He was one of the worst presidents to be in office
mr Richard Simmons LMFAO
sure he was Amy…just wait til they get a load of BO
People are so tense because of the economy that he left behind!!!!!!
Y’all got a problem?
IN YOUR FACE RIKI….. on Megan being a trophy wife, she’s at least getting her own show….IN YOUR FACE TOO HEATHER!!!
Offended much me yes!!!!!
We all know that man is going down in the history books as the worst president in the HISTORY of our country.
Well, that will be another show I will not be watching…along with Daisy of Love (who the hell came up with that idea???), just like I gave up on Real Chance of Love. If Megan was nicer like she was on earlier shows, maybe I might watch the first episode and give it a try. I’m only looking forward to ILM2. I’m sure Megan’s worshippers are rejoicing right now. Corey, are you personal friends with Megan? If not, you would make a great public relations person defending clients 24/7!!!
Corey is mah dude so y’all better leave him alone.
The thing about Corey is he argues with more fact than opinion.
On the other hand, no one can argue that Megan ain’t the nicest person you’ll ever meet so you can definitely get why she is so despised.
Dorfam, never forget 50+ million people voted against Obama and probably 10 million who voted for him preferred Hillary and voted for the party.
Don’t forget the people who voted for McCain for the party. It goes both ways steupz, facts are facts.
OMG!!!!YES YES YES
finally
it’s not dat the bitch isn’t nice……….who cares………it’s her im better than people who ACTUALLY work personality dat i dont like………..i liked her on ILM but she wuz such a stuck-up, conniving, ungoal-oriented, backstabbing, little bitch
How is she going to carry this show with no toher female for her to bash
Steupz — You are right. I voted for the party. I was a Kucinich supporter, then he got knocked out, so I went Edwards, then he cheated on his wife, so I went Hildog, but obviously she didn’t make it so I had to vote Obama. Obama was the lesser of two evils, in my opinion.
I love how these men are gonna compete to marry this broad and when they get divorced she’ll take half and prob want alamony too. The only reason she’s still on tv is because she makes good tv, not because there is any substance to her.
at least New York had a personality………..Megan is just funny when she’s talking about other people
CSO — YES. YES. YES. I’VE BEEN SAYING THAT ALL ALONG!
Hey, it could’ve been worse.
I don’t hate Megan, but I wish she stuck to her accounting job. I would prefer her to stay off my TV.
Besides, I can’t see how this show would work…
if giving Daisy a show wasn’t a hard enough slap in the face to Heather…lmao
Megan does realize that all these men are either gonna look like Mr.Boston or J. Howard Marshall
LMAO iif this is true i swear to god VH1 just ruined itself. A Heather show would be 1000% better becuase she has one thing thing that Megan doesn’t have A PERSONALITY and you need one of those to carry of shows. Hearing this reminds me of the double shot at love thing because those girls have no personality.
lol. Heather ain’t shit.
YAY!! I will watch Megan’s new show! I love her.
love how vh1 keeps slapping Heather
Well thats TWO peeps that’ll be watching the show…just need six million more and we’re good.
What is with VH1 giving/letting anyone with blonde hair and big tits (besides Heather) a show?
Khi — I’ll probably watch… if nothing else is on.
YOU GUYS!!! THIS IS REALLY NOT A SICK JOKE BY VH1
http://blog.vh1.com/2008-12-04/megans-trophy-wife-dreams-to-come-true/
yaaay it’s about time.
it’s so funny how much vh1 doesnt like heather..but not a lot of people do anyway so i guess it’s not that hard to believe
I’d probably watch this, I personally like Megan. I gotta wonder if they really think they’ll get millionaires though, as it seems VERY unlikely.
I personally love Megan!!! She is amazing.. and very entertaining…
And just like everyone hated New York, they hate Megan.. so its all most a for sure thing that if she does have a show it will be abig hit!
and i dont really mind heather.. but she is boring.. and old, and ugly.. so i dont think she would be too fun.. plus she already ruined her chances with any more vh1 shows now..
I can’t believe anyone thinks Heather is attractive or smart! I don’t consider my standards to be extremely high, but I wouldn’t hit that with a 10 foot stick! And this stupid bitch is letting a team “agents and stylists” (over 25?) drain away what little money she has made from stripping and reality shows to entertain the fantasy that she is an A-List celebrity? She’s dumb.
Back on topic, I completely agree with steupz that VH1 is either toying with this bitch or EXTREMELY naive to think that they will be able to find more than a couple millionaires in the entire world who are willing to demean themselves enough to go onto a reality show to fight over that stuck up ho Megan.
Self made millionaires are too smart to do that, and trust fund babies wouldn’t be able to take the psychological strain long enough for the show to last more than two episodes.
Not to mention the fact that any eligible millionaire bachelor would already be surrounded with women just as hot as Megan, or could be shortly if they wished to.
I would rather see Lacey with her own show.
corey ur a fuckin flammin faggot…. ur prolly this nerdy boy with glasses tryna grow a stach while u have fuckin stuffed toys and comics and wrestlers all around your room u pussyhead… get a life and hop off megans dick and the computer and live your own life because u obviously don’t have one…. like ur her friend or something… she would prolly talk to much shit on ya dumb fuck… thats all… btw steupz ur picturesare funny
Thanks, lol
But Corey is cool, he just has a thing for Megan.