Real Chance Of Love Recap – The Parents, Playboy and Risky Business
(Yawns) KO is gone and just missed out on a trip to Palm Springs to meet the Givens boys’ parents. But the remaining ladies are excited; especially Rabbit who feels confident now that she knows Chance likes her (uh?) .
And Cali, who says she’s nervous to meet her boyfriend’s Mom & Dad (uh? You and Rabbit need to talk)
Real mentions his parents have been together for 40-something years which makes them ideally suited for the task of selecting a mate.
In TV time, it took less than a minute for the ladies to arrive at ‘The Parker’, where unexpectedly, they are greeted by Real, Chance, and their parents.
The ladies are dressed casually and put off by that; but Real’s girls have more to worry about as he announces there will be an elimination tonight among them, and they have 20mins to get dressed to spend time with Mr & Mrs. Givens.
Chance’s girls will have their time with the parents the following day; and face an ‘elimination’ 24 hrs later.
With that, the ladies are taken to their suite; the Gene Autry suite at that.
Gold Digging and Ink
Soon Bay Bay Bay, Corn Fed (looking hot in shorts) and MILF are off to an ‘old mining town with Real and his parents, while Chance takes his ladies to a tattoo parlour ‘to put them to a test’.
At the mining town, Real chooses MILF for the first private meeting with his parents, and they leave to pan for gold. (lmao at MILF being the choice to go gold-digging)
The meeting is awkward until MILF says to Claudia (Real’s mom), “will you teach me how to cook the food he likes? That’s the only thing I don’t know how to keep a man happy.”
Meanwhile, at the tattoo parlour, Cali has chosen the exact K-design Chance has, for her neck. Not to be outdone, Risky opts for ‘Stallionette’ on her shoulder.
Back at the mining town Real’s mother minces her words before asking how MILF’s son would feel having a black step-father. MILF answers her son ‘has a black father’ which reassures Claudia and they hug.
Waiting their turns, Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay plot to get rid of MILF. They agree to use their time with the parents to expose her and are almost caught as Real, MILF and his parents return.
Corn Fed’s turn is next and they go cattle-roping, but soon she is pouring her heart out to Real’s parents. She emotes, “my heart is 100% here; when I’m with him he brings out the best in me”
And cries before adding if she isn’t picked “it’s gonna hurt a lot”.
Momma Claudia hugs her.
However, when pressed on the other two ladies, Corn Fed compliments both; going against her agreement with Bay Bay Bay.
Back at the parlour, Rabbit is stressed about receiving a tattoo of her own; but in the end settles on a tattoo that is “Asian” for love. (didn’t know Asian was a language, but I don’t know everything ::shrugs::)
(we know the girl with the tattoo always loses, so what now that all three have done it?)
At the mining town it’s Bay Bay Bay’s turn with the parents and she wastes not time wading into MILF. She mentions she’s done Playboy and is a liar.
With that done, Real asks his girls to get ready for dinner.
MILF Roast
Conferring in the suite, Bay Bay Bay tells Corn Fed she told the parents everything. Corn Fed admits she baulked then in the ‘Confessional’ says she will lay-low at dinner and allow Bay Bay Bay to do all the talking.
Chance’s girls return and show their tattoos, but Rabbit worries aloud that her tattoo suffers by comparison.
At dinner the ladies are all decently dressed (but why Corn Fed gotta be in a white dress and Bay Bay Bay in a black dress?) but the parents are much more inquisitive this time around.
Real’s Dad is aware Corn Fed has “deep feelings for Ahmad”, but wants to know how she will integrate into their family; whilst Claudia wonders about the move, physically and culturally, from Dakota to LA.
But Corn Fed side-steps both questions with a love-will-conquer-all response.
When attention is turned to MILF, she goes on about a ’spiritual connection’ but Bay Bay Bay interrupts to say the attraction between MILF and Real is purely sexual and without a cerebral connect, the physical attraction will fade.
MILF’s reply is Bay Bay Bay has tried to “assume a position by prosecuting me” (if you’re capable of a sentence like that, why are you doing… oh never mind.)
But, whilst MILF is calm and collected, Bay Bay Bay is using black-speak and it resonates with Real’s parents.
Just when it seemed that MILF had held her own, Real drops a bomb, “I heard you did soft-porn, is that true?”
MILF is unapologetic, and expresses no regret, saying she did what she felt she had to do for her child. Real is forgiving in the ‘Confessional’, but Bay Bay Bay is anything but…
As the ladies leave for the Givenses to confer. Claudia asks the women to not argue and “just give love to each other” (how did these two make ‘dem’ two?)
But when they return to the suite, Bay Bay Bay and Corn Fed narrate what took place at dinner.
Risky vs MILF
It’s the parents turn to opine and Rob & Claudia get into it…
On Corn Fed: “a genuinely nice girl, but still growing up”
On MILF: “too much baggage”
On Bay Bay Bay: “she wont have a softness for you”
In the suite it’s anything but soft as Bay Bay Bay continues her tirade against MILF. It culminates with her reading a quote from the Bible to describe MILF, John 8:43 -44 to be precise, “You are from your father the devil, When he speaks the lie, he speaks according to his own disposition” (Oh hell no, pardon the pun, lol)
(If I know my Bibles that makes Bay Bay Bay a Jehovah’s Witness and makes me confused as fuck. Why is a J-W on Real Chance Of Love?)
But back to the recap…
MILF is distressed at being referred to as a child of the devil and decides to let slip a secret. So, staring down a love-seat occupied by Corn Fed, Bay Bay Bay and Risky, she says, “I heard you sucked Chance’s dick” (wtf? why would Bay Bay Bay do that?)
Bay Bay Bay is as shocked as I am until Risky asks if it was her she meant, and MILF nods (oh shid, ohhhh shid, ohhhhhh shid, wtf?)
And then Risky went off; the hitherto quiet girl for 8 episodes looked like she was about to ‘kill a bitch’.
“You got the wrong bitch. Go get your fucking child”, she yelled, and repeated, as Cali separated the two. (oh damnnn, Bootz is back, lol)
Realizing she’s in deep shit, MILF said she got that information from the horse’s mouth; Real (shouldn’t the horse’s mouth be Chance’s… oh fuck it, whateva)
She then admits, what Real really said was Risky “is giving Chance a lot more loving” (that’s slang for ‘head’ now?)
Having heard that, Risky storms off to Real’s suite with MILF in tow; there will be no eliminations tonight…
—> http://www.collegehumor.com/vi deo:1928839 it pisses me off that they are...
Pretty good episode. Sucks we gotta wait two weeks. Cali looked less fugly, I think it was the lack of that sci fi eye shadow.
bay bay bay is ugly but she is sooooooo funny. I haven’t seen someone on reality tv in a while who brings that kind of entertainment.
Yeah…been a while since KiKi, lmao.
CLIFF HANGERS .. i HATE CLIFF HANGERS
I wasn’t feeling hating on the show when I saw it this morning and I’m sure not feeling hating on it right now. This episode was boring but maybe I’ll feel like hating tomorrow..
if i had a dollar everytime bay bay bay referred to milf in any kind of way i would be a millionaire, she needs to shut up already i can’t wait till she leaves.
KiKi is not funny,but a bitch, Sinceer was mean and funny but KiKI is just a wannabe-all around bitch…………Y did Milf decide 2 attack Risky when Bay Bay Bay was talking shit about her the whole day….\
Aurelius Bay Bay Bay has a pretty face but her mouth unattracts me cuz she talks more on other people than herself……..did she learn anything from Shy!!!!!!!!
Your Bootz is sooooo nice
ok, maybe calling her ugly is harsh, but yea i agree about the whole mouth thing. plus she looks like a skeleton.
But the things she says…
yea she took it to far with the whole devil thing, that was just too much
Why oh Why did MILF call out Risky? Risky wasn’t bothering nobody and not even competition for her….
I may be “disturbed” but I loved how KIKI went nuts and kept screaming “yo mammas a bitch yo mammas a bitch yo mammas a bitch yo mammas a bitch” over and over,too funny,lol.
Lusty and KIKI go at it again on radio show
I liked this episode, but now I am starting to warm up to Milf. I want to see Risky go home.
i warmed up to Milf because she honestly hasnt done anything purposely to anybody, but WHY IN THE HELL DID SHE DECIDE 2 CALL OUT RISKY when it was Bay Bay Bay who wuz talking shit to her.
and if u watch what happened at the club Leilene started that fight with Bootz and nobody can tell me otherwise……..if u want proof den look at what happened b4 her and Leilene started arguing at the club
$YA LEILENE POPPED SHYT OFF WITH DA WRONG 1 N MILF DID DA SAME$
Hey Nick
He-he-he my british loverman why havent you reported that cornbread or cornfed is engaged to someone else? So what was the point of her being on the show and how long has she been engaged? The show is almost over with and she got a pic of her future sis in law on her page.
Maybe her brother is getting married and that is his future wife???
Bay bay bay seriously needs to go. All she does is say what other people are doing wrong, not why Real should choose her. If you’ve seen any of those annoying Mac vs PC commercials, Bay x3 is basically like the Mac guy. Okay, you think vista (Ahmo, beautiful name, I prefer it over milf) sucks, but why should people (Real) go for what you’re offering when you don’t even talk about what it is you have to offer?
I’m actually starting to feel bad for Ahmo, but the Risky thing was totally uncalled for. As for Cornfed, what does she have against milf? Rabbit got a break this episode, which was nice, but I really want to see more from Cali. I keep forgetting she’s on the show. The chick is suffering from Mia syndrome, which is bad when you make it this far. Especially since she’s rumored to be the winner, I’d like VH1 to drop the enigma act.
Mayne excellent point; but still, it’s working.
There’s something irrepressibly cool about Cali; and you saw it in this Episode in particular.
The way she smiled and casually got among the ruckus was attractive.
Hey Steupz,just curious to know what “black-speak” is? SMH
I’m afraid to answer…
But, my definition of black-speak is a black woman/man speaking in a rigorous fashion that appears to be rude and cantankerous to everyone else but the black person to whom she’s talking.
Or simpler put, a black person making their point in theatrical fashion.
and repeating themselves… over.. and over.. and over… it was like jerry springer! god why do women always repeat themselves?!
Oh so would you call it Harlem Broadway, theatrics Steupz….lol
MILF=FILTH
$WHOO MY GRL RISKY SHOWED HOW US GA FOLK GIT DOWN DTA BYTCH MILF SHULDA NEVA TRIED 2 BOOST ON MY GUL RISKY LIK DAT DAT OLD CRUSTY BLACK HOLE OPEN PUSSY BYTCH FUCK HER LYING AZZ I GLAD RSIKY WENT 38 HOT ON DAT BYTCH SHE DESERVED IT GO RISKY I KNEW U HAD DAT FIRE N YA LOL$
risky actual showed restraint. that attack came from left field. I would’ve stuck my foot up milf’s raggedy ho ass
I like Risky cause she reads more natural beauty, ya know
Glad milf’s smelly sock looking ass got told.
If some bitch lied and told me I sucked some guys dick in public, ESPECIALLY on national television I would not have hesitated to slap her.
That is why Risky is a better woman than me.
I never thought I would say this…but I would love to see Hotlanta again on ILM2 rather than Milf. But both are fucked up mothers.
$TRU BUT ID GO 4 HOTLANTA WAY MORE DIN MILF-SHYT $
NO Hotlanta got evicted but she had a new home already………dey jus didnt air that on television
Damn why hasn’t Jerry been paying his child support bills? Just kidding.
Why do I keep thinking Hotlanta’s “Jerry” is the same Jerry from Big Brother 10? The seventy five year old,lol.
Ew, you watched BB10? Fucking gross.
My very first season, that show the shit.
Fuck that shit there were WAY better BBs than BB10.
I Love Risky and I think she carries herself very well. Bay IS annoying but that’s got nothing to do with Risky. MILF lashed out against an innocent person and its understandable that Risky was incensed. Most women would be equally irate were such an accusation (untrue and public) made about them. It is easy for MILF and women of similar character would categorize Risky’s reaction as overkill or “ghetto” because they themselves are comfortable with those sorts of implications. For women of higher character/self-respect such an accusation is a MAJOR defamation of character. I appreciate Cali for protecting Risky from getting eliminated. I like Cali and Risky but I’d prefer to see Chance pick Risky. I just think she’s a really good match for him relationship wise. Cornfed is the best remaining pick for Real. (I actually think Rabbit should have went to Real’s side but too late now). Risky- you’re awesome!
What the fuck? “Stalker” wants a personal assistant to work for her? How lazy can she be?
Via myspace bulletins:
From: Vh1s official STALKER from REAL CHANCE OF LOVE
Date: Dec 16, 2008 12:23 PM
Subject: WHO WANTS TO WORK FOR STALKER?
Body: I’M LOOKING FOR A PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
MESSAGE ME IF INTERESTED
These girls really think they something. Stalker nobody wanna work for you, you really thinking you’re a celebrity.
I thought you loved stalker? Or am I thinking of another poster…SOMEONE loved her at one point in time.
This is the funniest, scariest looking bitch in rock of love or all of vh1! I’m fukken cracking my ass off rite now.
Yeah right like Bret is gonna want her old ass. He likes them young, bleached, orange glo, and full of silicone. She does not stand a chance. Imagine if Ambre was all of that, would he have left her ass of on the side of the road? No. What a manwhore. But I guess he has to do these shows to pay his electric bill while getting sucked off at the same time.
Fuck ROL3 can we boycott this shit before it is aired? I really hate him on the same level as Flavor-I-announced-all-these-seasons-were-a-fraud-just-so-I-could-get-a-paycheck-because-I-am-now-just-an-irrelevant-clown-now-Flav.
kim poprah from diddy is casting a datimg show
Greasy, that lie was started by media take out.
STEUPS, SENT U THE RECAP!
Hey now- aside from all the blond bimbos on RoL Bus, some of them are actually wholesome looking girls. Stephanie is probably the cutest girl on vh1 since Jes from RoL 1, plus Merci, Kelsey, Beverly, etc. Samantha isn’t incredibly unattractive, outside of her poses, you guys know these photos always make the girls look as ugly as possibly. Remember Ambre’s photo? She looked like a mule’s skeleton, and turned out to be really pretty.
Okay…this is my personal assessment of the remaining girls.
REAL’S GIRLS
CornFed–Nice, quiet girl, really sweet. Seems pretty genuine (gotta remember, this is entertainment). I feel that she was flaky in the whole agreement to bash Milf. She was all with it when it was just the girls, but when the parents came around, she flipped quicker than a light switch. After the dinner, she got back on Milf’s case along with Bay Bay Bay. I agree with Real’s father on his assessment.
Bay Bay Bay–Seems like a cool ass person to have for a friend, but she honestly spends too much time and energy worrying about her competition. Although she is a bit loquacious (loud), she’s real with it, no holds barred. Some people don’t appreciate that, but in a fake ass world, it doesn’t hurt to have someone willing to give a dose of reality. In her case, she just doesn’t need to press the same issues all day. I respect the hell out of her because she’s herself at all times.
Milf–Why is she called ‘milf’ again? I’m sorry, but I don’t really find her that attractive. Is it because she has a backside? I mean, CoCo has an amazing backside (and this is coming from a female!), so what’s so special? I think that she is a nice person and that she was targeted from the start, but let’s be honest. She doesn’t know how to shut up. If a guy you’re trying to be with tells you information in private, it should stay that way. More than once has this chick ran off at the mouth with what Real has told her. Also, I do not understand why mothers go on these types of shows that have problems back at home that they should be addressing. I personally feel that she’s trying to screw herself into a quick and easy meal ticket. Can’t be with someone when you do not have your self together. Another note to Milf, don’t dish out what you can’t take back.
CHANCE’S GIRLS
Cali–Seems like a chill girl. Pretty girl, but something about her face annoys me. (maybe the overkill of make-up) She’s a bit too cocky “visiting her boyfriend’s parent’s?” That’s funny for someone that barely paid attention to you while on a date with you. lol. Overall, cool ass girl and seems sweet, yet I can’t say much about her because she hasn’t shown up to the party lately. I feel like there’s something with her, like she has a hidden agenda. Oh well, hopefully I’m wrong.
Rabbit–I thought she was cool at first. Now, she’s gotten too damn cocky. I understood what she meant about not wanting to chase a man, but what’s the point of saying that on such a show? You’re on there to “fight for the man you love”, or whatever it is. lol. She’s talking mess about the guy, lying about her tats, etc. Personally, I think she’s trying to further her time on there to further some career in modeling. Who knows? Time will tell.
Risky–I LOVE THIS GIRL! She is just real with it. She’s told Chance what he needs to know on her because she’s not the type to hide. Very real, very hood with it. She’s not the type to start shit, but damn if she won’t finish it! She has a milder sense of Bootz to her. She comes off as a sweet girl, just don’t fuck with her and you’ll be ok!
—–Honestly, after the “arrest test” episode, I would’ve gotten rid of everyone except for Bay Bay Bay and Risky. I would sent those snitches hoes packing!!! You can’t be with someone and snitch under pressure! Bay Bay Bay and Risky held it down like true soldiers! lol
Appreciate this comment and sorry for the late approval.
And yeah, I love Risky too
snitches-hoes, lmao.
Some of the funniest shit ever said on VH1 reality television.
Rabbit: Chance, come over here for a minute.
Chance: Hold on for a few minutes. The air conditioning is hitting me at just the right spot.
Does anyone have a clip of Milf and Anna Nicole’s porno?
Thanks for the screen capture of the video. All I gotta say is YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her name is Ahmo Hight? What kind of name is that?
Anyway, in RCOL they said she did sort porn. This don’t look soft to me: http://www.nitrovideo.com/moviedb/hotel_exotica/Ahmo_Hight.html
Yep, that’s considered “soft”
Cinemax stuff
for some reason i think cornfed is gonna win.. milfs a huge mess and on i love money 2 which probably means shes not gonna win. real doesnt even have a connection with bay bay bay and the bitches never win love shows so that leaves cornfed… as for chances girls i guess risky because rabbit just isnt as strong as the other 2 and cali is on ilm2.
I think part of the reason why Ahmo randomly attacked “Risky” is because she was mentally exhausted and overwhelmed from the lengthy verbal abuse from “Bay Bay Bay”. It wasn’t just that one night but there were other instances where she was the victim of her verbal abuse. When someone’s strength to make responsible or respectful decisions is broken down the emotions take over. Bay Bay Bay knows how to get people eliminated but ultimately would a man want someone like her? She may be just as catty in real life.
You make a lot of sense but still; she attacked someone who’d barely said two words to her previously.
Bay Bay Bay looks like a character that Dave Chappelle would play in one his skits.
Thud!
lmfao @ Tyrone
So who do you guys think goes home? When we left off it was Risky vs. Milf, and judging from the sneak peek I watched on vh1.com it looks like the next episode starts off with an elimination when Real tells a crying Milf to get ready for elimination. Then during the day we see Risky, Rabbit, and Cali on their date with Chance and his parents. So that means none of his girls are going home, which means it’s between Milf, Cornfed, and Bay Bay Bay. Now judging from the scene where Bay Bay Bay gets on Rabbit for telling Chance’s parents Risky’s brother is in jail… I am assuming that either Milf or Cornfed are sent home. I am going to say Milf is sent home. What do you guys think?