Real Chance Of Love – Bay Bay Bay, Cali, Corn Fed & Risky
Eliminations?
We pick up right where we left off last episode with Risky and Milf storming towards Chance’s and Real’s villa to clear the air of the accusation that Risky performed fellatio on Chance.
When they arrive, Risky storms in and interrogates Real to figure out what he said to Milf. Real is upset that Milf has once again opened her mouth to spread misconceptions about his words. In the heat of the drama Risky pushes Milf.
The other girls come in to see what happens and Milf asks to get sent home unless Real talks to her. Alone!
Everything calms down and all the girls leave except for Milf. Real chides Milf on her slip-ups and calls her a snitch.
Milf cries about doing everything for Real and accuses him of not standing up for her. In the Confessional, she admits she acted-up to test Real’s love for her (GTFOH with that testing bullshit. Can I slap this hoe for making women look bad?)
At the end of the conversation they hug, and Real sends her away to prepare for eliminations. Real is more confused than ever over whom he will send home.
At Eliminations, Milf hopes to stay while Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay hold hands.
Real calls-up Milf and speaks on the bond they share and that his parents liked her, but he says he can’t give her a chain. Real says he eliminated Milf because he couldn’t trust her.
He calls Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay down to compliment them and give them chains.
Real then tells Chance to get ready for his day, and stresses that his (Chance’s) day will be difficult.
Does She Love Me?
The next morning, Chance’s girls prepare for their outing with Chance and his parents. As they get dressed, Rabbit turns her nose up at Risky and Cali for dressing like hoochies for the outing (And you don’t look like a hoochie because your boobs are covered and your shorts are 3 inches longer than Risky’s dress and Cali’s shorts?)
At their outing, they take a cable-car ride up a mountain and Chance panics. He recalls his date with New York on the hot air balloon but urges himself to go on so he doesn’t look like a punk in front of the girls. However, during the ride, he is petrified and acts a fool until they reach their destination for lunch (Well I guess this is like a tiny step up from the massive gayness he has exuded on this show).
Rabbit feels she will be able to impress the parents at lunch because she is way classier than Cali and Risky whom she describes as being a whore and ghetto, respectively.
At lunch, Chance’s mom asks why they are good for her son. Risky says she can connect with Chance because their personalities are similar. Cali says she wants to be more than a girlfriend; she wants to be a support system to Chance (Do you have money because you would have to buy a bunch of Christian Audigier clothes, blunts and alcohol to attempt to keep him happy).
Rabbit starts talking about herself and how she takes care of her mom who has cancer, but Chance is distracted by a squirrel and interrupts her answer with his antics (Aight bruh it’s time to lay off the blunts for real).
Chance’s mom compliments the girls on being a good Final 3.
Domo Arighetto
Chance then announces to the girls that they will all have alone-time with his parents and calls Rabbit up, first, to go to a souvenir shop.
Once inside, Rabbit pulls Chance’s mom aside and uses the opportunity to bash Risky and Cali. Rabbit gossips that Risky’s brother is in jail and says Risky is ghetto which disturbs Chance’s mom (Why the hell is this even important? We all know Chance can’t fight anyway).
Next is Cali’s alone-time and they go to a lookout area. Cali comes over and Chance’s mom asks why she auditioned for the show. She replies that she is faithful when she’s in love (Why isn’t anyone answering these simple ass questions today?). Then Cali is asked if she is an industry girl. Cali denies it and knowing that info had to come from Rabbit; blurts out that Rabbit went on a date with Real.
Chance finds a snake and the talk ends (Will his retarded, unimportant ass go sit down somewhere?)
Now Risky has her alone time with the parents and she is asked why she likes Chance. She likes his craziness and recalls the time when Chance went off in the house and she was the only one to calm him down.
Chance’s mom then reveals what Rabbit said about her brother. Risky is taken aback, but admits her brother has been in jail for 3 years because he shot someone after a fight; and she starts crying.
Back at the hotel, Cali learns Rabbit told Risky’s personal business to Chance’s mom and she gets upset. The girls are tense around Rabbit until Rabbit asks Risky if she is mad at her (LMAO. You really think she wouldn’t be pissed off about that?) They get into a small argument and Bay Bay Bay comes in to defend Risky and she tells Rabbit that Real doesn’t like her (WTF? This bitch needs a tall glass of STFU to go with that hoe sit down because this don’t concern you.)
It’s the turmoil of hotness.
Later, Chance’s girls come out to dinner and Chance’s dad starts with Cali about her intentions for Chance (Is he letting us know that Chance was actually born a girl because it is too odd that a dad would ask a woman of her intentions with his “son”).
Cali’s reply is, she’s passionate.
Risky volunteers that she is similar to Chance (They are suffering from broken record syndrome today).
Chance’s mom then drops a bombshell, asking Rabbit if Real kissed her. Rabbit says Real went after her first and that she couldn’t stop it (She’s trying to make it sound like Real raped her but the flashback clips obviously show otherwise). Risky cuts in and says Rabbit is not strong and Rabbit protests.
Risky and Rabbit have an argument that takes up the entire dinner.
Chance, however, is obviously more enthralled by the bugs flying around him than the argument and admits in the Confessional that he is annoyed by their arguing (So them going back and forth is annoying but you acting an ass, going off on Tango and embarrassing New York is cool? What kind of shit are you smoking?)
The argument finally ends and Chance tells the girls to get ready for eliminations.
Later, Chance consults with his parents and they say Cali seems to offer a sexual relationship only; Rabbit seems ambivalent and they share doubts about her date with Real, and they think Risky might be too ghetto.
Eliminations… again
At Eliminations, Cali wants to stay while Rabbit feels Risky will go home. Risky feels nervous about staying.
Chance looks to Cali and says he hopes his connection with her isn’t sexual. Cali says she thinks their connection is deeper than just a physical connection.
Chance addresses Risky and brings up her bad temper as possibly being a problem and tells Rabbit that she is a good woman but he disliked that she ran to Real when he got mad. Rabbit still believes she has a strong connection with Chance (Are you fucking delusional? Have you been smoking Chance’s blunts too?).
Chance cuts to the chase and eliminates Rabbit because although he feels she is a perfect woman, he doesn’t feel that she is the right woman for him. Rabbit leaves feeling disappointed while Chance calls Cali and Risky up to give them their chains.
Chance and Real send their parents away and announce they will be going to Puerto Rico and the girls (except for Corn Fed) unenthusiastically cheer about not getting to go somewhere more romantic and exotic.
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Well it’s bout time cuz ever since Buckwild started hanging with Saaphyri she’s been showing her ass
It was funny seeing her on FOL3. Like,who does she think she is? Lol,her and Saaphyri should be the LAST to judge a bunch of girls on how they look. Bootz and Buckeey shoulda been on there.
It was funny seeing her on FOL3. Like,who does she think she is? Lol,her and Saaphyri should be the LAST to judge a bunch of girls on how they look. Bootz and Buckeey shoulda been on there.
They walked in there like they were some A list celebrities,LOL.
yea im not gonna lie, we dissected ILM so much. We could have started a college course on it lol
Please don’t dissect this season, please!
Tamera is more random than Cali and Milf, at least Cali and Milf have each other, Tamera has no one. Buckwild needs to be slapped, every damn show she either quit or tries to, she better not this season. Buckwild is like Pumkin, they try to act all big and bad but are really scary. I happy Milf back so she can get bullied some more, its really fun seeing her get bullied,lol. But Cali is sooo quiet on RCOL, how the fuck she get a spot on here? This cast is random, but in a good way. Also, 20 pack a nasty freak, kissing Angelique? Ewww.
Angelique’s not so bad, at least she’s honest and is herself. I hope not to c Bay Bay Bay ever again…………she’s soooo fucking annoying.
“KO my ass, I’ll KO yo ass”
ok that was her only funny line
LOL, She is, she talk too much.
NOw that I think abot it it would’ve made more sense to put Bootz and Buckeey on there to teach them about taking good photoshoots.
Bootz is out and KIKI is in.
NO that Bitch is not in by a long shot…………..
KiKi will never be in lmao. Not when shes got Bootz’s FOL and CS episodes on her laptop studying them and not even getting it right. Bootz will NEVER BE TOPPED,shes the blueprint for a loud ghetto bitch on VH1. She shoulda been on ILM2,damn her pregnancy. Im sure shes done with reality.
would’ve been funny 2 c Bootz while she’s having contractions
Having children haven’t stopped Milf, Hotlanta, Leilene, Kristy Joe, Kiki, So Hood, Rodeo, and Deelishis, lets hope it dosen’t stop Bootz. She said her baby is due in march, maybe she can be on ILM3.
Mayne I’ve never seen more skettels in one place after watching Rock Of Love Bus.
Y’all seen that shit?
According to Matic, they’re gonna infect Bret by Episode 2
I am sure he is already infected with something…but that chick with the lyrics written on instructions on how to take care of your herpes…I am speechless! And what could that other chick have possiable done that they can’t show on TV?
Sup PBS?
I think it had something to do with taking a drink from a vagina.
I can’t figure out that myself, or how it’s done.
WTF?? And I thought I had heard everything…guess not
They are going to infect him. That was the nastiest shit ever. That was almost as nasty as Raven’s porn. Shit that episode was pretty much a bad porn.
Wait, you guys saw the ep already..?
Here’s to BOURGY.
Cheers.
so when is ILM2 airing?
and I haven’t seen the commerical i’m gonna just sit there and stare at my tv on vh1 untill i see it lol
You guys, if you have time warner cable… as I do… this is fucking bad news for us…
They’re effing taking out Vh1.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/31003978.html
Good spot Veronica…this might be worth a post on its own
no offense, Risky is Ghetto. She seems way jealous too. She needs to get over herself (along with all the other girls on vh1 shows).
Why the fuck do they think Chance is a “prize”? ( + Real)
why can’t they admit they want some kind of d list celebrity fame? lol.
Also, I think Rabbit was the prettiest, and way more classy than the whole lot of the girls.
And god forbid, why is bayx3 still around? I guess it will make her elimination that much better next week.
Also, I can’t really see cornfed and real together. o.O
ROLBus premiere if anyone wants to watch it early
i love taya
Im Mad at Khi for saying that Chance is trade!!! That dude is a straight up flaming ass queen!!!!
what’s a ‘trade’?
Is that gay jargon?
Yes steupz. lol torn. Trade is a guy who likes men but strictly for sex, but they love women romanticly.
omg it was so funny lol there were like 4 fights, half of these bitches are nasty and gia is the worse one
my favs: nikki, natsaha, marcia, beverly, farrah, ashley, brittanya
fav bus: pink bus
I liked Marcia until she morphed into Courtney.
I’mma have to go with Beverly.
And that black-chick (can’t remember her name) is scary as fuck. Mannish even.
i liked her even when she was drunk cause she fucked ashley up lol but they both stay so maybe she will calm down.
the black girl natasha, i like her but yea she is alil manish lol
but damn brittanya is sexy as fuck, damn i just hate those piercings in her cheeks lol take those out and she a 10 to me
i liked natasha from the trailer but her voice is too manly
$YA BRITTANYA IZ HOTT ASZ HELL THO NEW FAVE!$
1st episode wasnt dat bad…………BTW i HATE dat chick jumping up and down screaming “I wanna go home……blah blah blah fake bitches”………….OMG STFU and go FYS u trout mouth bitch!!!!!!
How is se going to call anyone fake and they all just met each other
im watchin this ep for the first time since i was working/sleeping all the time it aired, and its finally watchable online~ this is going to be long cuz im leaving my comments as the show goes on.
-at real’s elimination he sounded so incredibly monotone, everything he said sounded like one big sentence.. he really didn’t want to let milf go.
-bybaybaybaybaybas mouth needs to be ducttaped, even though she wasn’t as obnoxious as the last episode…she would’ve been sent home if milf didn’t lie and you can tell she know that because of how somber-faced she is when real gives her a chain
-its obvious cornfed is going to win
-its dumb they set up a special date thing that involved heights when chance is such a woman about heights (and numerous other things)
-cali’s commentaries are always sooo boring, zzz
-no comment for how much of a lil bitch chance was acting in the lift…
-why do these women say that they love the guys when theyve known them for 3 weeks at the most *shakes head*
-that lil cat was so cute, they shouldve played with it!
-you can tell already that rabbits going home because during their lunch her commentary changed, it looked like it was shot at a different time and usually theyre consistent
-wtf at the squirrel talking to him…. weird
-its lame how they talk down their competition when they should be proving how great they are… esp if they constantly brag
-way to make a great impression on your “boyfriends” mother by wearing a thin shirt on a windy day, christ!
-i feel sorry for their dad for being part of this, he’s a good sport for putting up with the charade
-i like risky now, now that she proved that she stands out from the others…well as much as you can on a heavily-edited reality show
-honestly, would any guy want to be with baybaybay? christ just listening to her squabble and piss & moan makes me cringe, uhg go on jerry springer
-cali shouldn’t wear light pink lipstick. ever.
-god i can’t wait for this show to be over i can’t stand listening to people bitch at each other, it doesn’t prove anything!
-risky looks so nice at elimination!
-cali does too but her dress is too boobalicious considering their parents are there
-wooow how much more degrading could chance be towards cali when he was talking to her at elimination?! who’d be proud to call their their boyfriend?!
-its lame how chance & real ask the girls questions and they answer to try and prove themselves, and they dont even acknowledge that, they move on to the next girl… why put in any effort?
-lol at how chance is bringing back the past as his way to eliminate rabbit.
-ahahah baybaybay looked like a man when they announced everyone was going to puerto rico
-im so sick of how the act, omg, thank goodness next weeks episode is the last!
ok that was too long, i wonder if anybody read that ahahah
I think that nikki chick is scary and she looks nothing like dasiy.
She is trying real hard to look like her but she doesnt compare.
As for RCOl i think confed should win baybaybay is very annoying.
Cali or Risky can win i like both of them
girl i think that when it all boils down risky dont trip bc before you kno it its going to come out that chance is gay and i think that you can do better~!~!~!good luck n the future~!~!~!And always remember god dont close one door w/o oprning another~!~!~!