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Eliminations?

We pick up right where we left off last episode with Risky and Milf storming towards Chance’s and Real’s villa to clear the air of the accusation that Risky performed fellatio on Chance.
When they arrive, Risky storms in and interrogates Real to figure out what he said to Milf. Real is upset that Milf has once again opened her mouth to spread misconceptions about his words. In the heat of the drama Risky pushes Milf.
The other girls come in to see what happens and Milf asks to get sent home unless Real talks to her. Alone!

Everything calms down and all the girls leave except for Milf. Real chides Milf on her slip-ups and calls her a snitch.
Milf cries about doing everything for Real and accuses him of not standing up for her. In the Confessional, she admits she acted-up to test Real’s love for her (GTFOH with that testing bullshit. Can I slap this hoe for making women look bad?)
At the end of the conversation they hug, and Real sends her away to prepare for eliminations. Real is more confused than ever over whom he will send home.

At Eliminations, Milf hopes to stay while Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay hold hands.
Real calls-up Milf and speaks on the bond they share and that his parents liked her, but he says he can’t give her a chain. Real says he eliminated Milf because he couldn’t trust her.
He calls Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay down to compliment them and give them chains.
Real then tells Chance to get ready for his day, and stresses that his (Chance’s) day will be difficult.

Does She Love Me?

The next morning, Chance’s girls prepare for their outing with Chance and his parents. As they get dressed, Rabbit turns her nose up at Risky and Cali for dressing like hoochies for the outing (And you don’t look like a hoochie because your boobs are covered and your shorts are 3 inches longer than Risky’s dress and Cali’s shorts?)
At their outing, they take a cable-car ride up a mountain and Chance panics. He recalls his date with New York on the hot air balloon but urges himself to go on so he doesn’t look like a punk in front of the girls. However, during the ride, he is petrified and acts a fool until they reach their destination for lunch (Well I guess this is like a tiny step up from the massive gayness he has exuded on this show).

Rabbit feels she will be able to impress the parents at lunch because she is way classier than Cali and Risky whom she describes as being a whore and ghetto, respectively.

At lunch, Chance’s mom asks why they are good for her son. Risky says she can connect with Chance because their personalities are similar. Cali says she wants to be more than a girlfriend; she wants to be a support system to Chance (Do you have money because you would have to buy a bunch of Christian Audigier clothes, blunts and alcohol to attempt to keep him happy).
Rabbit starts talking about herself and how she takes care of her mom who has cancer, but Chance is distracted by a squirrel and interrupts her answer with his antics (Aight bruh it’s time to lay off the blunts for real).
Chance’s mom compliments the girls on being a good Final 3.

Domo Arighetto

Chance then announces to the girls that they will all have alone-time with his parents and calls Rabbit up, first, to go to a souvenir shop.
Once inside, Rabbit pulls Chance’s mom aside and uses the opportunity to bash Risky and Cali. Rabbit gossips that Risky’s brother is in jail and says Risky is ghetto which disturbs Chance’s mom (Why the hell is this even important? We all know Chance can’t fight anyway).

Next is Cali’s alone-time and they go to a lookout area. Cali comes over and Chance’s mom asks why she auditioned for the show. She replies that she is faithful when she’s in love (Why isn’t anyone answering these simple ass questions today?). Then Cali is asked if she is an industry girl. Cali denies it and knowing that info had to come from Rabbit; blurts out that Rabbit went on a date with Real.
Chance finds a snake and the talk ends (Will his retarded, unimportant ass go sit down somewhere?)

Now Risky has her alone time with the parents and she is asked why she likes Chance. She likes his craziness and recalls the time when Chance went off in the house and she was the only one to calm him down.
Chance’s mom then reveals what Rabbit said about her brother. Risky is taken aback, but admits her brother has been in jail for 3 years because he shot someone after a fight; and she starts crying.

Back at the hotel, Cali learns Rabbit told Risky’s personal business to Chance’s mom and she gets upset. The girls are tense around Rabbit until Rabbit asks Risky if she is mad at her (LMAO. You really think she wouldn’t be pissed off about that?) They get into a small argument and Bay Bay Bay comes in to defend Risky and she tells Rabbit that Real doesn’t like her (WTF? This bitch needs a tall glass of STFU to go with that hoe sit down because this don’t concern you.)

It’s the turmoil of hotness.

Later, Chance’s girls come out to dinner and Chance’s dad starts with Cali about her intentions for Chance (Is he letting us know that Chance was actually born a girl because it is too odd that a dad would ask a woman of her intentions with his “son”).
Cali’s reply is, she’s passionate.
Risky volunteers that she is similar to Chance (They are suffering from broken record syndrome today).

Chance’s mom then drops a bombshell, asking Rabbit if Real kissed her. Rabbit says Real went after her first and that she couldn’t stop it (She’s trying to make it sound like Real raped her but the flashback clips obviously show otherwise). Risky cuts in and says Rabbit is not strong and Rabbit protests.
Risky and Rabbit have an argument that takes up the entire dinner.

Chance, however, is obviously more enthralled by the bugs flying around him than the argument and admits in the Confessional that he is annoyed by their arguing (So them going back and forth is annoying but you acting an ass, going off on Tango and embarrassing New York is cool? What kind of shit are you smoking?)
The argument finally ends and Chance tells the girls to get ready for eliminations.

Later, Chance consults with his parents and they say Cali seems to offer a sexual relationship only; Rabbit seems ambivalent and they share doubts about her date with Real, and they think Risky might be too ghetto.

Eliminations… again

At Eliminations, Cali wants to stay while Rabbit feels Risky will go home. Risky feels nervous about staying.
Chance looks to Cali and says he hopes his connection with her isn’t sexual. Cali says she thinks their connection is deeper than just a physical connection.

Chance addresses Risky and brings up her bad temper as possibly being a problem and tells Rabbit that she is a good woman but he disliked that she ran to Real when he got mad. Rabbit still believes she has a strong connection with Chance (Are you fucking delusional? Have you been smoking Chance’s blunts too?).

Chance cuts to the chase and eliminates Rabbit because although he feels she is a perfect woman, he doesn’t feel that she is the right woman for him. Rabbit leaves feeling disappointed while Chance calls Cali and Risky up to give them their chains.
Chance and Real send their parents away and announce they will be going to Puerto Rico and the girls (except for Corn Fed) unenthusiastically cheer about not getting to go somewhere more romantic and exotic.

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