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July - The ‘Soviet’, Andre Birleanu, was freed of charges of sexual abuse and harassment clearing his return to VH1. And a picture of Punk and Jennifer Hudson gave credibility to the rumors of a love-match.

Brooke Knows Best and I Love Money debuted whilst Buckeey finally addressed the “tape” which she described as showing an ‘intimate act of love’.
Intimate with a hand-held camera? Intimate with, ‘he nutted all over me?’
SMH!

Another star escaping the arms of the law was Mr. Wise, who avoided prosecution following a fracas at a Miami night-club. But viewers could not escape another Rock Of Love -the third in the series- titled Rock Of Love Bus.
And a bus must have rolled over Deelishis as she shamelessly flaunted her stretch-marks. Hopefully we never see those tracks again.

And we’ll never see Mr. Boston again as he retired from VH1 following his acrimonious exit on ‘I Love Money’

August - Busy month for VH1 as 4 new shows hit the airwaves, ‘I Want To Work For Diddy’, ‘New York Goes To Hollywood’, ‘Glam God’ and ‘Luke’s Parental Advisory’.
Erin of Rock Of Love got herself pregnant and removed the implants. Sigh!

I Love Money continued to impress with shock eliminations and the birth of a new star, Megan Hauserman.

September - The CS2 cast was made official while former Charm Schooler Bootz announced she was pregnant with her first child, a girl. Lawddd, imagine the size of Bootz breasts now.

Relationships-wise, Punk and Jennifer Hudson announced a surprised engagement; as did Deelishis and Orlando Gordon, but Tailor Made and New York called-off their engagement during an episode of New York Goes To Hollywood. What a coincidence.

Whiteboy inferred he shagged Megan but no one believed him cause that bitch is a liar. Couldn’t find a girlfriend for ILNY but you screwed the hottest-girl on reality tv? Yeah right, fuck outta here.

Finally, the Real Chance Of Contestants were revealed.

October - The 10th month signaled the official end of I Love Money and the beginning of Rock of Love: Charm School and Real Chance of Love. However, we also discovered that the cycle of “…of love” shows would continue with the confirmation of Daisy of Love.

The middle of the month brought about the utterly shocking discovery that Charm School quitter Raven had a past in porn. A word of note here; If you have not seen the porn then please don’t ask to see it because you do NOT want to see it.
The month ended with off-show celebrity drama as New York slammed the engagement of Punk and Jennifer Hudson before retracting her words after Hudson’s mother, brother and nephew were murdered by Hudson’s brother-in-law; allegedly.

November - A generally quiet month with the Election and all that, but Megan kicked-up a fuss and a ho and got herself eliminated on Rock of Love: Charm School.

Also, off-show drama brought about the announcement that Pumkin was engaged. However, the VH1 blog almost immediately put up a post denying the engagement.
Well in a Bourgy exclusive, we are now about to reveal the real truth behind this engagement. Last month we received e-mail from a source who maintained the engagement is/was legit and stemmed from a broken relationship with a woman who was Pumkin’s ‘Sugar-Mommy’, so to speak. Further, it is alleged she used the engagement as an excuse to leave her.

December - The casts for Rock of Love Bus and I Love Money 2 were revealed not to a fanfare of “oooh’s” and “ahhh’s” but responses like “WTF?” and “Who?” as we learned the casts were full of wannabe clones, tragic hot messes, a few normal people, a few questionable homosexuals, transvestites and some nobodies.

Rock of Love: Charm School ended and Brandi M was crowned the winner, but her win was overshadowed with Megan-news as we learned that she would be receiving her own love-show and news that she was assaulted at the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show by Sharon Osbourne.