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The Real Chance of Love finale begins with Chance, Real, Bay Bay Bay, Cali, Corn Fed and Risky arriving in Puerto Rico. After a short limo ride, they arrive at the Gran Melia resort where they are greeted by local dancers (None of them should ever make a career out of dancing)

The host arrives and escorts everyone to their rooms and informs them that dinner will be served in an hour. The girls excitedly check out their rooms and admire their gifts before getting dressed for dinner.

In the confessional, Chance and Real share their thoughts and concerns about their final choices.

OMG… STFU!

When the dinner begins, Real stresses how hard it will be to make his decision and Chance says that his decision is harder because Cali and Risky are friends.

Chance changes the conversation by asking Real’s girls who they think is better for him between Risky and Cali. Corn Fed answers first and says Cali is the better woman because she is passionate and she can handle his lifestyle. Bay Bay Bay retorts that Risky is the better woman for Chance, which upsets Cali.

In retaliation, Cali tells Real that Corn Fed is the better woman for him. Risky also agrees that Corn Fed would be a better girl for Real and Bay Bay Bay begins to look highly annoyed by the conversation (You look salty and that doesn’t go well with the glass of STFU I’m about to offer you)

Suddenly, Bay Bay Bay goes off on Real about how she is willing to be hurt by him because he knows how she feels about him. Chance then tells Corn Fed that he thinks Bay Bay Bay likes Real more than she does. Corn Fed begins to show signs of frustration after Chance’s comment, which eventually leads to an argument with Bay Bay Bay (Why the hell does she have to be in every argument? Can’t she just shut the fuck up already?)

The screaming match escalates and Real tries to calm the girls down, but Corn Fed eventually runs off, crying. Back in her room and she comments in the confessional that she may not be able to stay in the same room with Bay Bay Bay.

At breakfast Corn Fed feels bad about her fight with Bay Bay Bay, but the focus shifts when the girls receive a note that states Cali and Bay Bay Bay will have the first dates.

Cali and Bay Bay Bay leave for their date where Chance and Real await them with a horse ride through the rain-forest. The horse ride goes pretty well and they reach their destination for lunch (I think one of those girls would have been eliminated on the spot if they panicked around the horses)

Bay Bay Bay admits that she is falling in love with Real. But Real brings up Corn Fed and Bay Bay Bay says she is just a better talker than Corn Fed and that he pays too much attention to her (Corn Fed). Real wonders if Bay Bay Bay is only talking just to win.

Chance asks Cali why she’s so close to Risky. She answers that Risky reminds her of her other friends.
Real says that Cali and Risky’s friendship is what is keeping Chance confused about his decision. Cali says that she can make other friends like Risky because Risky is an “average woman” to her. She adds that Risky has only stepped up in the last week while she has been working to get Chance’s attention the whole time.
Bay Bay Bay thinks Cali is being a backstabber.

Chance suggests that they go for a swim and Chance, Real and Cali take a swim (You know Bay Bay Bay wasn’t about to mess up her hair trying to swim)
Back at the house, Risky and Corn Fed discuss Bay Bay Bay.

OMG… FFS… STFU!

Cali and Bay Bay Bay return from their lunch date to prepare for dinner and Bay Bay Bay gloats about her date, specifically to annoy Corn Fed. Later, Bay Bay Bay pulls Risky aside to tell her what Cali said on the date. Risky is shocked and feels betrayed.

Bay Bay Bay and Cali come to dinner where they all start dancing terribly again. Chance says he needs to figure out what’s in Cali’s mind to see if they have anything past a physical connection (My guess is ‘No’)
Cali refuses to get into an in-depth talk at first but she opens up about how her grandparents raised her until her grandfather died.

Real asks Bay Bay Bay what love means to her. She replies that love is selfless and not an individual thing. Real says he loves hard (We knew that when he fell in love with Hoopz)
Bay Bay Bay then tells Real that he is the complete package and the “epitome of what a man should be.”

The dinner ends and the couples disappear to a room.
Chance comes to bed fully clothed (because you know his flesh can’t come in contact with another woman’s flesh) but he gets under the covers and makes out with Cali. Meanwhile, Real and Bay Bay Bay are more sensual, but things heat up really quickly and the scene ends with Bay Bay Bay moaning (When will these women ever learn?)

The next morning, Bay Bay Bay goes back to the room and says she had a “rough night” with Real. Cali comes back and Risky notes how wild Cali’s hair looks (See I was going to give them the benefit of the doubt but they aren’t making it a secret that they had sex)

In the bathroom, Risky confronts Cali about her date. Cali denies ever saying anything bad about Risky.

A short time later, the girls get mail telling Corn Fed and Risky to prepare for their dates. Risky becomes hesitant because she thinks they will have to swim for their date.
Bay Bay Bay feels jealous about Corn Fed spending time with Real but she says Corn Fed can have her “sloppy seconds” (Please stop your terrible innuendo…NOW)

Corn Fed and Risky meet Chance and Real to go sailing-on a yacht- to a private island.
On the yacht, Risky pulls Chance aside to talk about how Cali back-stabbed her. Chance thinks that if Cali can back-stab her friends then she could possibly back-stab her man too (Maybe that’s why she got cast on I Love Money 2)

Later, Real says he is feeling sick, but eventually regains his composure. They arrive at the island and Chance and Risky have a little tiff because Risky can’t swim. Eventually Risky decides to wade in the shallow water.
Risky says she is feeling nervous because Chance reminds her of her brother and she hopes that somehow she can change that feeling (I don’t think you can feel romance once you get that ‘he’s like a brother to me’ feeling)

Elsewhere, Real and Corn Fed talk about Bay Bay Bay. Corn Fed says that Bay Bay Bay is loud and obnoxious.
The lunch ends and Risky and Corn Fed return to their rooms to prepare for dinner.
Risky brags about her date to Bay Bay Bay while Cali asks Corn Fed if Chance said anything about her (Damn, maybe he should’ve named you Stalker)

At dinner Corn Fed asks Real if he thinks she could be the one for him and he says that she has very similar qualities to his mother. Corn Fed admits that she is falling in love with Real.

On another table, Risky asks Chance what he wants, and he says he wants a woman like his mom (What the fuck is up with these Oedipus complexes and Freudian theories today?)
Risky talks about how she never knew her dad and how her mom taught her to be tough around guys (I knew my dad & my mom, and still… oh fuck it it’s too much to go into)

The dinner ends and the guys go back to their rooms with their respective dates. Corn Fed and Real go back to a room filled with candles and rose petals. They eventually retire to the bedroom to make out.
Meanwhile, Chance and Risky horse around but Chance feels disappointed that Risky isn’t showing him any love (Why should that be important? You act disgusted when you attempt to kiss her anyway)

The next morning, Corn Fed goes to get Risky before they go back to their room. Cali is jealous that Risky spent the night with Chance while Bay Bay Bay hopes Corn Fed had a terrible night. Outside, Risky and Corn Fed agonize over eliminations. As do Chance and Real…

Eliminations

At eliminations, everyone feels extremely nervous. Chance and Real come out to address the girls and Real says Chance will make his decision first. Real steps aside to let Chance talk.

Chance tells Cali how she has been there from day one. He then addresses Risky and says her actions at the ‘Ride or Die’ challenge and getting the tattoo impressed him. Chance starts crying and says that he hasn’t fallen in love with Risky and eliminates her.
Cali feels happy that she is the last one standing but Chance continues to cry. He then addresses Cali and says that he has love for her but isn’t in love with her either.

He also eliminates Cali and says he’s not ready for a relationship (Ooooh, 5 for 5 now on girls not getting picked after they get a tattoo)
Cali feels extremely upset and cries as she hugs Corn Fed, Bay Bay Bay and Real in turn, after shunning Chance. She walks away saying Chance made a big mistake.

Real steps back in and says he did fall in love.
He addresses Corn Fed and says she’s a kind and sweet woman but he has concerns about whether she can handle his lifestyle (Just because you finally got to open your box of Lifestyles after 3 shows doesn’t mean you’re cool or famous now)

Corn Fed starts shaking and crying and Bay Bay Bay notes in the ‘Confessional’ that Corn Fed is weak.
He addresses Bay Bay Bay and says she is a loving woman and says he feels fireworks… But not with her and eliminates Bay Bay Bay.

Bay Bay Bay admits her heart got broken but she wished Real could have been happy with her. She goes on to say that they can only be friends from now on.

Corn Fed is happy and she runs up to hug him after he finally tells her he loves her. Real says he is very happy with choosing Corn Fed while Chance laments his decision of staying alone (Well that ain’t nobody’s fault but yours bruh)

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