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Prologue

The loud-mouthed bad girl from “Compton” who can’t fight for shit, Kayla, is long gone!
While I’m happy her annoying ass is gone, I gotta be honest, she brought entertainment and tons of drama. So for that Kayla, you’ll always be remembered.

But now that the original Season 3 H.B.I.C is gone, its time for these other girls to step up their game and make this season as crazy as last -season.

Two girls that I originally never saw as “bad” are stepping up their game indeed and are causing quite the bit of drama and entertainment. I must say to these two girls; give the other bad girls hell until they snap and become entertaining (Yes, I’m talking about you Sarah, you’re boring as fuck. Ailea too. As Brett Michaels said; there’s the door, now get the FUCK out! Those bitches are disgraces to “The Bad Girls Club” with their BORING ASSES! As a matter of fact, send all these hoes home except the Ambers, the only bad girls thats doing SOMETHING! Oxygen, just bring in FIVE NEW bad girls and things will be perfect! )

Now that I have FINALLY let that out, we can begin the recap

The episode begins with all the girls celebrating Kayla leaving the house. The girls all run around topless while jumping in the pool and relaxing in the hot tub (What the hell is this? It felt like I was watching “Friday The 13th”).

Sarah states that now that Kayla’s gone, the mood in the house has changed and that every one is getting along with one another, but she believes that this is all temporary.

Almost as if what she said was foreshadowing, we quickly cut to Tiffany running into the phone room, breathing heavily. She calls her mother and tells her “You need to call up Ashley, Tasha and everyone!”

When her mother asks what’s the matter, Tiffany tells her that their new roommate is Tanisha from last season!

Pots And Pans May Break These Hoes, But…

We are then treated to a lovely and explosive montage of Tanisha blowing up on all of her roommates from Season 2; and of course, her iconic banging on her pans!

Tiffany’s mother asks if it’s a problem and Tiffany hesitates before nervously saying, “I don’t know yet…” (This hoe acting like John Wayne Gacy is moving in. Calm down tiger!).

Words are then shown on screen that reads “Ten hours earlier” and we see both Ambers sitting in the backyard.
Amber M tells Amber B that she has an idea and says she was just online and read that Season 2 bad girl, Tanisha, would be in L.A. at E! studios doing an interview; and that she thought they could go down to the studio and completely ruin Tanisha’s interview as a way of letting her know that the Season 3 girls are now “in charge”. (Whoa! Finally some damn action!)

Amber B happily agrees to do it and the two Ambers happily run to their car as if they are about to go meet Prince Charles.
In the house, Sarah asks for the Ambers and Tiffany tells her they went to go run a few errands. Sarah tells Tiffany that she believes the Ambers are isolating themselves.
While driving, both Ambers cook up another scheme.

They decide that once they get to the studio, they would ask Tanisha if she would be willing to assist them in a little prank. See, the Ambers are thinking it will be funny if they could make the other girls think that Tanisha is Kayla’s replacement.

At the studio, the girls are in the lobby making poster signs… one reads “We’re the new bad girls, bitch!” the other reads “Season 3 on the way, better than YOU!”.
After making the posters, the Ambers run to the glass windows of the room Tanisha is giving the interview in and begin to yell and scream as they hold their signs up high for all to read. Tanisha and her interviewers are completely taken aback by this but decide to let the Ambers inside to explain what they are doing.

The Ambers explain that they are from Season 3 and do their “Amber show” routine as Tanisha looks on in both rage and horror. (I would have been done killed those Marcia Brady clones)

This Is Tanisha’s World And You’re Just Ho’ing In It

The radio host asks in what way are they better than the Season 2 girls and Amber B replies “Other than we’re much hotter…”
This causes a riot and everyone in the room laughs except Tanisha who rolls her eyes and smacks her lips. (I don’t consider acne and herpes, hot, Amber B)

The radio host tells the girls that since this is TANISHA’S show, they are going to have to leave.

As the Ambers leave they beg Tanisha to come back to the house with them and she agrees… as they leave, she flicks them off.
Back at the house, Boston and Ailea decides to go out for a day on the town.

Once Tanisha’s interview is done, the Ambers tell her about Kayla leaving and that they want her to come back to the house and pretend like she’s the new roommate as a prank. Tanisha agrees and tells the girls that they must get her bags and meet her around front and warns them not to go through her bags, Amber M calls back “We don’t play like that Tanisha!” (Come on T, these sneaky skanks gonna crash your interview and you gonna trust them with your luggage?).

On the way to the house, Tanisha coaches the girls on how to “pop off” and stand up to their roommates, and adds how the experience of living in the Bad Girls Club house last season, changed her.
By the end of the drive, Amber M reveals she thinks Tanisha is a pretty cool girl.

As they begin to pull into the long-ass drive-way, they tell Tanisha to get out and go inside the awaiting limo that is parked right next to them and Tanisha does as she’s told.
The Ambers quickly drive further up to the house and exit the car.
Amber B tells Amber M to walk in the house calmly, so they don’t make the other girls think something odd is up.

But once they reach the front door they find it locked and Tiffany refuses to open it. She’s clearly pissed about the Ambers being gone for so long (I think the four of them were going somewhere?).
Tiffany finally unlocks the door and the Ambers tell her and Sarah that they just saw a limo at the end of the driveway and that they believe it’s the new roommate.

Tiffany and Sarah begin freaking out, not ready for a “new” bad girl. All four girls stand by the front door and look on in amazement as the limo pulls up and out steps Tanisha!
Tanisha comes into the house with her bags and Sarah and Tiffany are completely ‘outdone’.
Tiffany tells us “I think she’s crazy! I don’t know if she’s changed yet…I think Tiffany might have just met her match…I just might have”
(Wow Tiffany, so are you saying that you’re a pussy-bitch?).

Tiffany asks Tanisha “Is this a joke??? This is serious right?”, and Tanisha tells her it is indeed serious, she is the new roommate.
While Tanisha walks around the house exploring, Amber M plays along and asks silly little things like “Is your name Taniqua?” and even gives Tanisha some pots and pans and says “I heard you like to play music”.

Tiffany is both angry at the thought of Tanisha moving in and in stitches at Amber M’s ignorance. Meanwhile, Amber B REALLY acts terrified of Tanisha’s return and tries to make Sarah more on edge.

While this is all happening, Ailea and Boston are having a nice quiet dinner at a restaurant; talking about the Ambers. Ailea tells Boston that her and Amber M were in the make-up room earlier and that they didn’t even say a word to each other. It’s obvious everyone in the house is starting to feel the Ambers slipping away.

Whitney states that she feels things in the house will get much worse and that something will “go off” soon.

At the house, Tanisha calls a house-meeting and begins to lay down the rules and all Sarah and Tiffany do is laugh in amazement.
When Tanisha gets to her final rule, she smiles and tells them that they are crazy as hell if they think she’s moving in.

The Ambers and Tanisha laugh and reveal that it was all just a prank as Tiffany and Sarah relax in relief. They all bid Tanisha farewell.
As Tanisha nears the limo she looks up at the house and says “Well, back to Brooklyn!” and gets in (Awww, love you T! I wish you could have stayed just a bit longer to beat the shit out of Ailea and Boston for me!).

Tiffany calls her mother back and lets her know that Tanisha moving in was nothing but a prank. Tiffany tells us “You think you’re gonna play a prank on me and get one up on Tiffany? You fuck with me and I fuck with you two times harder”. (Oh shut the fuck up. These bitches lucky, if only I was female and 21…I would really cause them some horror).

Girls On Film

The next day, Sarah runs around the house happily and tell the girls that her playboy pictures are now online. (No one cares, you boring skank, get the hell off my tv!)

The girls all flock to see them and Sarah begins to boast about her “natural” breasts.
While everyone look at the pictures, Amber B has an irritated look on her face and walks away. She tells us that Sarah is a liar and that she had breast implants and that you could see the scars where the doctors cut when she’s lying down. (Either way, they’re fuckin’ ugly and lumpy looking)

Later on, the girls all go to the beach for surfing lessons! As the surfer instructor demonstrates different techniques, Ailea begins to flirt rather graphically with him (Ooh, look at Ailea. Since when did miss “I date old fat guys online” begin to like young dick? She looks cute in her bikini, too)… but the Ambers change that and begin to flirt with him instead.

Amber M asks him if he would teach the other girls how to fall off their surf boards and the other girls overhear. Amber B continues to hang all over him.
Tiffany states that she’s tired of the Ambers. (I’m tired of you Tiffany, you made us Chi niggas look weak on this episode. Freaking scared of Tanisha? Nigga please!)

Later, all the girls decide to go to a bar. Once there, the girls mix with some men.
Outside the Ambers stand on the sidewalk, checking out guys who are driving by in their cars. Sarah joins them and Amber B tells Sarah to show her boobs to the passing cars. Sarah says “no” (What??? Sarah says no?! Someone alert ‘DATELINE’!) …and Amber B quietly says “All they have to do is go online and type in your name and they’ll see them any way”.

Sarah goes back inside and tells Boston about it.
Amber B ends up giving Sarah a whack ass apology but Sarah doesn’t really accept it. (Who cares? Amber B keep tormenting Sarah, I wanna see her get out of “slut” mode and into “bad bitch” mode)

Later on at a club, Amber B gets trashed and begins to dance on many male and female strangers while the other girls look on in disbelief. Amber B ends up going outside and puking her guts out while Amber M runs into their surfer instructor and flirts some more before running off to the bathroom with him where she attempts to give him a blowjob. (This is CLASSIC Bad Girls Club for all you newcomers)

As the girls are in the limo, leaving the club, Whitney tries her best to take care of a trashed Amber B who can’t even hold her head up. Amber M tries to force gummy bears into Amber B’s mouth but when Whitney tells her to stop, Amber M forces the gummy bear into Whitney’s mouth and Whitney begins to push her away but Amber M jams the gummy bear in harder (lmao, good girl!).

Now pissed, Whitney tells Amber M to get away from her (Or what you big manly lookin’ bitch?).
The girls manage to get Amber M away from Boston but Amber M calls Whitney a bitch and begins to mock her. Boston throws a water bottle at Amber M in anger and Amber M then tries to attack Boston, causing a big wild circus in the limo (Boston/Whitney was looking scared. She’s all talk. I hate Whitney, her ass needs to either step up or shut up. Any body can throw shit and she don’t even throw shit hard or high, she just toss shit.).

When they finally arrive home, Amber B is helped into bed and Amber M stays with her.
Ailea then screams and tells the girls that Kayla’s portrait has been taken off the wall while they were gone. (Good, now they can stop having nightmares)

The girls run downstairs to see Kayla’s photo lying on the pool table and a new portrait hanging where the old one was. It, of course is the REAL new roommate.
Tiffany slaps the portrait and yells “Who is this bitch!” (Who the fuck are YOU?)
End of Episode 6!

KHI’S EPILOGUE:

I love the Ambers, they are the only “bad girls” this season. The rest of these bitches are lame as fuck and I don’t know how they got cast.
We had such a perfect cast last season; now we got a whack cast this season. These bitches making me mad, they all mad they’re getting a new roommate and I have no idea why.

The replacement roommates be really boring but this Ashley chick does sound a bit interesting. Also, if I were the new roommate and they tried locking me out, I’ll just break in. Fuckin’ weak-ass bitches.

Sorry if I seem pissy in this re-cap, but I just have to get out my frustrations.

NEXT WEEK ON BAD GIRLS:

New bad girl, Ashley, gets a cold reception when she moves into the house. Meanwhile, Ailea finds herself falling for a younger man.
Whitney and Amber M’s feud gets worse….