Matic’s I Love Money 2 Premiere Recap – Vuelva a México
17 new cast members and 2 former contestants sail on the shores of Huatulco, Mexico expressing what they are known for (mostly making asses of themselves) and what they intend to do to win the $250,000 prize.
As they reach their destination, flashbacks and previews of the cast are shown accompanied with Craig J. Jackson’s voice-over on how all these fools failed at love and how all but one person will fail at trying to win the grand prize.
Like last season, everyone is forced to jump off the boats with all their crap and then hike up the long winding stairway to the -hopefully thoroughly disinfected- mansion where Craig awaits them.
Dumbest Alliance Ever
He immediately points out Heat and the Entertainer and asks if there’s any lingering animosity between them. In the ‘Confessional’, Heat incoherently babbles through reminding us how the Entertainer stole Destiney from him and then eliminated him.
Back outside, Entertainer claims that his team decided that Heat should leave (Uh you picked the ‘Bottom 3′ yourself when they wanted you to pick the Stallionaires, and even after you fucked THAT up you flipped and eliminated Heat when you said you would eliminate Megan so GTFO with that bullshit)
With that settled, Craig explains the general scheme of the show (which we don’t truly need to go over again) and then allows everyone to stampede through the house like wildebeests to find their beds, while It, aimlessly wanders around without finding a bed.
The Entertainer immediately begins to plot with Heat and 20 Pack about getting Buddha eliminated. They all agree that Buddha poses the biggest threat to them and the Entertainer goes out on his quest to convince everyone not to pick Buddha to be on their team if they become a Team Captain (SMH it hasn’t been 20 minutes and he’s already at his fail antics.)
As Buddha becomes aware of the Entertainer’s plan he tells Saaphyri about how much of a loser the Entertainer is. In the ‘Confessional’, Buddha describes the Entertainer as a “perpetual failure.”
Outside, Angelique, Tamara and Leilene chat by the pool and all save for Tamara remove their tops, shocking Bonez and Onyx who look on from the balcony (SMH… the two strippers would be the ones to get naked first).
Later, Buckwild and Saaphyri discuss trying to get on separate teams so they can save each other from getting eliminated. Leilene walks in and the conversation quickly turns to her nudity and her not learning anything from Charm School (Obviously the two of y’all didn’t learn anything since y’all are either currently in jail or dealing with past legal problems).
¿¿¿Tamara???
After the scheming, the cast is reunited to cut their checks and tell everyone what they want to do with the money.
** Since all these folks either didn’t answer the question or gave bullshit answers, I’m only going to choose the dumbest ones and comment on those.**
Buckwild- repay mother for paying her legal bills (Birds of a feather flock together. ::coughs:: Saaphyri ::coughs::)
T-Weed- Open a “federal hood credit union” (This might be the only time I agree with Buddha… who the hell would pay-back your broke, dusty ass? Seriously?)
Onyx- Says doing the show may have (we now know it has) cost him his job (Dude, haven’t you been paying attention to the news? No dumb-ass reality show is worth losing a job over in this economy)
Cali- Help her family and pay-off her boobs (She needs to get a refund because that doctor fucked her up)
Prancer- wants to get boobs (Have you seen all the boob jobs these hoes have? They are terrible! That money would be put to better use by buying dark brown or black, hair-dye)
Tamara- wants to buy a houseboat (Shouldn’t you be buying brains?)
After the ceremony, Craig tells everyone to change into their bathing suits in preparation for the first challenge. Tamara starts feeling nervous and makes strange faces as she tries to communicate her feelings to the other people in the room.
In the ‘Confessional’ Angelique calls her a “total idiot” (Now if someone who still has not fully mastered the English language calls someone ‘dumb’, then that person has serious problems).
Frustrated, Tamara goes to Bonez and 20 Pack who encourage her to not leave the show.
Myammee’s Weave
The cast reassembles outside where they encounter a pool of stinky mud. Craig informs that each of them will have one minute to get into the pool to collect as many coins they can and place them in a barrel outside of the mud pit. The two to collect the most coins will be Team Captains, and will pick their teams and be safe from elimination.
Leilene is first but she fails to collect any coins. ‘It’ comments that Leilene didn’t collect any coins because she’s more concerned about having sex with the other guys and that she would have fared better if she were collecting dildos and condoms (Why the hell is this the most profound thing he’s ever said?)
Myammee collects 10 coins but Heat, Milf, The Entertainer and Buckwild jump out in front by collecting 18, 18, 19 and 18 coins respectively.
20 Pack and Prancer are next and they take first and second place by collecting 26 and 20 coins.
It, Saaphyri, Tailor Made, Bonez, Cali, Onyx, Ice, Angelique and Tamara fail to collect enough coins to get either first or second place. While collecting her coins, Tamara admits she can’t swim and rethinks wanting to buy a houseboat (my goodness, this bitch is so dumb).
T-Weed is up and collects 22 coins taking second place from Prancer. Finally it’s Buddha and if he fails to collect at least 22 coins then 20 Pack and T-Weed will be Team Captains.
Buddha retrieves 20 coins and 20 Pack & T-Weed are declared Team Captains (Either those coins are rubber or the editing is still shitty because it looked like he had more than 20 coins).
After the challenge, everyone goes to clean up and some people use this as an opportunity to butter up the Team Captains. Leilene talks to 20 Pack about keeping her but he tells her that all his decisions will be left up to the Entertainer (WTF? Damn, so your centipede-looking ass really does lack a spine)
Believing the Entertainer to be an idiot, Leilene goes to talk to T-Weed but walks away from the conversation feeling that he’s all talk (Uh you must not have watched ILNY because he IS all talk)
Meanwhile, the Entertainer gloats that his plan is working perfectly because 20 Pack and T-Weed said they would not pick Buddha. In another room Tamara goes to talk to T-Weed about wanting to stay because she does not feel that 20 Pack may want to keep her, although he said he would.
Their conversation ends with T-Weed assuring her that she will always be on his side (See I couldn’t really translate this bullshit because I don’t comprehend wack-speak or dumb bitchenese)
Later, 20 Pack and the Entertainer strategize some more until Heat comes in and says T-Weed is talking to Buddha. The Entertainer storms into the same room where Buddha and T-Weed are talking and glares at them while they continue their conversation (LOL. Like your idiot ass can really stop them from talking by staring at them)
Eliminations
At eliminations Buddha hopes that someone isn’t stupid enough to actually send him home (I have a feeling someone will be stupid enough to let him stay).
Craig calls up 20 Pack first to give him his check and take his place as the Gold Team captain. T-Weed too, takes his place as the Green Team captain.
20 Pack uses his first pick to choose the Entertainer while T-Weed opts for Onyx.
20 Pack -under the direction of the Entertainer- chooses Heat as his next pick while T-Weed selects Bonez. After consulting with the Entertainer again (WTF?) 20 Pack chooses Prancer and Angelique as their next picks.
T-Weed picks Myammee, who wants to one-up Megan’s bikinis by wearing (trashy, ugly ass, 2 sizes too small) lingerie, and Buckwild to be on his team.
20 Pack (who has officially relinquished what small amount of dick and balls he owns to the Entertainer) chooses Saaphyri and Cali to be on his team.
T-Weed (Who obviously wants a team full of black people, fake black people and people who just like black dick) picks Milf, and surprisingly Buddha, (‘Matic, Buddha is in all three categories. The cunt…) to be on his team.
The Entertainer is outraged that T-Weed went back on his word but Buddha tells the Entertainer and 20 Pack that they need to be ready for competition. 20 Pack picks Tailor Made and It to finish his team while T-Weed picks Ice.
Tamara and Leilene remain as the ‘Final 2′ and Tamara starts to spaz out while she tries, and fails, to explain why she wants to stay. T-Weed wants Leilene and Tamara to arm wrestle for the final spot (dude seriously? The push-ups from last season were so much better).
Tamara refuses to, and starts freaking out more, but eventually relents and goes to arm-wrestle Leilene. They begin a strong arm-wrestling session but Tamara gets weak at the end and loses, so Leilene wins the last spot.
Upset about losing, Tamara goes off and calls everyone all kinds of losers, idiots, and cold, heartless people who manipulated her and embarrassed her (Sweetie you made yourself look more foolish than anyone ever could)
She continues on her rant by saying she’s a winner and she has been in 50 magazines (For real? How the hell could a photographer give your loopy ass clear directions to get a good shot?)
She then storms off into the house where she once again gets stuck in a closet (LMAO).
After the cast laughs at Tamara’s epic fail of a grand exit, Craig informs the remaining contestants to put their checks in the box and rest up, so they can compete for their first team challenge in the morning.
Brittanya Uncensored
Mindy and Taya Uncensored
True Blood's Alcide
The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder
Hot Wings In Jail
Real World New Orleans Police Report
Steupz you have an accent?
He’s from great britain.
I don’t have an accent!
You Yanks have accents!
AMY!!! IF YOU’RE READING COME HERE!
Lmao, I never can seem to catch you, girl.
Hey whats up i always go on kinda late. But always read everyone comments. Khi come on at about 10:00
10:00 pm? I’ll try and be on.
I listened to the radio interview with Tamara and the girl speaks with a lot of sense. She is definitely not the dumb airhead that was portrayed on the show.
Off topic for a sec….I was on another website this morning and they had a blurb that New York will be appearing in the Vagina Monologues. Deelishis and other known black actresses will also be in it.
This is a play that is touring but it sounds like New York will only be in the play when it comes to Atlanta. I don’t about Deelishis. I guess different actresses play in it when it hits different cities.
Read about it if you want….http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur50561.cfm
Grazi…
When I’m done with the Ray J thing, I’ll link it or something
i like Tamara i think shes cool and good interview Corey. i think when she was flippin out the cast should have just let her have her moment
She was very good.
I agree. She actually sounded pretty civil in the interview. I kinda have respect for her now.
I hope the Entertainers wins ILM2 simply so he can get rid of that baby chain in his neck!!!!!
Heh!
I think Tamara has Asbergers Syndrome for real
You’re a fan of Bellatrix?
Love to hate her Khi
@ nvrthere…He was promoting “Under One Roof”? Is that show back on the air?
I looked at it when it first came on TV just to see Flav in a comedy and it was horrible. He couldn’t act, was not funny at all and kept looking at the camera. I stopped looking after 3 episodes.
You’re better than me. I never watched one episode. I was shocked that the show still came on.
they took it off the air but i guess they put it back on in january
@ EA,
LOL…I know. I wanted to give up after the first show but I said no I am ging to give him a chance. I swear EA I think it got worse instead of better each week.
When Flav was trying to teach his brother a lesson(I think that’s what he was doing)and had on that butler’s uniform with white gloves acting and talking like a house slave on a plantation I was too through.
I already watch VH1. I can’t devote too much time to stupid shows. I need serious stuff over the week to keep me pretty sane. That what you described right there makes me SMH in disbelief.
@ nvrthere,
Thank for the update on UOR.
WTF??? why is Peniche doin an iterview with Tamara right after Corey?????? what is up with that loser
Yeah…. I saw that… he didn’t schedule it until after mine too… hm….
EA, I can’t beleive we don’t share admiration and respect for buddha. Who is Tamara?
Dorfam, I thought the exact same thing myself( or benzos ) she seems asberger-y-ish. I have to admit her nude pic was hy-O.
yeah corey i too think you should do more interviews. you did really well, remembering / coming up with questions and personally i liked how they were in order, and not random… if that makes sense. but i like tamara a lot and really hope she goes to the reunion to clear the air.
I’ve heard some of Corey interviews. I loved the one with Brandi C and the other one with Megan haha lol
T-Weed is an asshole, asking Cali if she is a man (even though she looks like one sometimes) is just wrong.
I agree. He seems like a huge cunt. And I don’t like how he made Leilene nd Tamara arm wrestle. Who the fuck do you think you are?
I waant his asss gone next.
He needs to go home asap, and take The Entertainer with him, please.
butters, how can i listen to older ones?
I really don’t know. I forgot the link to his radio shows. Sorry.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/spazztick
He posted that link up above. He’s done pretty good with his other interviews (I liked Megan and Brandi’s in particular). I’ve always liked them and I hope he does some more for ILM2.
Oh ok, thanks!
I just d/loaded it… 20 Pack must be the most pathetic spineless human I have seen on this show so far… Does he ask for permission to eat?
***SPOILERS KINDA***
the episode summaries for the first half of the season
Stripper Moves
To be Aired February 9, 2009
The Green and The Gold teams face off in The Boston Knockout Challenge; a boxing ring suspended over the ocean, where the players attempt to knock their opponent out of the ring and into the water. After a player on the Green team unsuccessfully throws the challenge, he finds himself in hot water with both sides. Meanwhile, in an attempt to stay in the game, the weakest player puts the moves on the paymaster, who must ultimately make a decision between heart and mind.
—VH1 episode summary[9]
It’s in the Cards
To be Aired February 16, 2009
The teams face off against each other in a 3-on-2 soccer showdown. Strategy comes into play, though, as each team gets to select their opposing teams’ two defenders. Crossteam allegiances are exposed, and the pressures of potential elimination become too much for some to bear. The Paymaster’s decision on who to send home — a friend or adversary — becomes clouded after a fortune teller cautions the Paymaster about her adversary being more loyal. Who will the Paymaster choose? It’s anybody’s guess up until the last moment!
—VH1 episode summary[10]
Kiss My Ass
To be Aired February 23, 2009
With 16 money lovers left, fighting for cash, there’s a whole lot of backstabbing and butt kissing going on. In this next challenge, The Gold team and The Green teams go “cheek to cheek”, but when two team members throw the challenge and, ultimately cause a loss, a new alliance is exposed. The reason for this sabotage is a dislike for a controlling team member who is considered a “poison”. Will the losing team realize this, and cut the bad seed loose, or will they be too intimidated? In the most dramatic elimination ceremony yet, an unexpected twist results in not just one, but two people going home. Finally, karma wins out.
—VH1 episode summary[11]
Alliances Are Dead – Or Are They?
To be Aired March 2, 2009
After a surprising double elimination and an added twist of switching up the teams, the Money Lovers are all shook up. It’s questionable whether the original Gold Team alliance is still in tact, and everyone knows they’ll have to dig deep inside and do whatever it takes to win the first challenge with the new teams. The possibility of a secret alliance between two friends begins to raise suspicions with the bullies of the house as they scramble to retain control of the game. As a result, other members of the house realize it’s time to join forces or be forced out of the house.
—VH1 episode summary[12]
The Chickens Who Come Home to Roost
To be Aired March 9, 2009
Having uncovered an original team alliance as still being alive and well, a new secret alliance unites to protect its members and to swing the balance of power in their favor. Using brains over brawn, the new alliance executes a plan to break apart the other regardless of the outcome in a repeat of last season’s challenge — the chicken-a-pult! Anger and tears erupt and alliances are exposed when two of the strongest competitors suddenly find themselves pleading their loyalties to a conflicted Paymaster for a chance to stay in the game.
—VH1 episode summary[13]
Are You There, God? It’s Me
To be Aired March 16, 2009
Are You There, God? It’s Me
The Green and Gold teams, and their respective alliances, struggle for dominance of the house, knowing that now is an opportunity to swing the numbers their way. In the Fire and Ice Challenge both teams scramble to free coins from an giant ice block. Turns out having alliance members on the opposing team pays off as sabotage costs one team the game. The two sabotaging players are obvious choices for possible elimination, which leaves the third a Herculean task; sway the paymaster to their alliance in order to stay alive.
—VH1 episode summary[14]
How Do You Say ‘Implosion’ in Spanish
To be Aired March 23, 2009
Eleven people remain in the house, and the lines between Green and Gold Teams have blurred even more. Alliances are color-blind, as certain players on either team attempt to sabotage the team that they are technically on. Each team is suspended from a giant crane above water and must untangle their twisted ropes in the fastest time to avoid the threat of elimination. The true competition takes place after the challenge, though, as players work overtime to forge allegiances and backstab others. When the alliance that once held all the power in the game, starts to distrust each other, the results are explosive.
—VH1 episode summary[15]
Thrown Under the Bus
To be Aired March 30, 2009
After the last elimination, the money lovers are told there are no more teams and they’re now competing as individuals. Yet even though the teams are dead there are two alliances that are still living strong. At their first individual challenge, the race to throw each other “under the bus” begins. In the end, one alliance wins Pay Master while a member of the opposing alliance becomes the dead last loser. In one of the most enticing power outings yet, a deal is placed on the table that will test the true colors of a money lover.
—VH1 episode summary[16]
so i think it goes like this
Stripper Moves: Onix eliminated or Bonez
It’s in the Cards: Bonez eliminated or Onix
Kiss My Ass: Milf & Leilene
Alliances Are Dead – Or Are They?: T-Weed
The Chickens Who Come Home to Roost: Myammee
Are You There, God? It’s Me: Buckwild
How Do You Say ‘Implosion’ in Spanish: Heat obviously
Thrown Under the Bus: Buddha
buddha leaves ib kiss my ass the season really gets good in episode 3 or 4
I pretty much know the final 10, but I’m not sure if we can post spoilers here?
Who’s the final 10???????
Just do it
lol
FINAL 10:
20 Pack
Angelique
Buckwild
Cali
Ice
It
Myammee
Prancer
Saaphyri
Tailor Made
well Myammee and Prancer are still dere so I DONT C da PROBLEM
and y don’t u just let da show happen instead of observing the trailer so closely
Angelique better win
Yep, this is who I have for the final 10 as well.
shittiest final ten ever i swear. and i you dont believe me observe the throw under the bus challenge in the supertrailer.
That iz kinda weak top 10 lolz
that is a sweet final ten. It is pretty much the least dramatic people. I know you probably are thinking, “Crazy people make the show”. But thats why Buckwild and Saaphyri stay around.
Surprised Tailor Made is still around to be honest. In the top 10 that is..
Yeah, that’s the final 10 and I got it from the supertrailer when they show the ‘throw under the bus challenge.’
I’m surprised most of the girls are still around ^__^
Next time u post spoilers title it as such
************SPOILERS**************
sum kind of attention grabber so sum1 can scroll past
It said FINAL TEN, did it not? did it really have to say spoiler for you to look away?
uuuuum da names were directly under, u can easily read em without trying to………….
Well I remember that I go to yahoo and a lot people was talking about a site that spoils the shows… And the name of that site was Bourgy.com
* So, if I don`t wan`t to see spoilers I don`t visit this site…
thank you!
I Love Bourgy…
I DO2 but who cares anymore it’s already spoiled and Im satisfied with da final 10 neway
SMH
uuuuum was ANYBODY talking 2 u???????!
This season’s looking good. I can’t really root for anyone like I did for I Love Money 1.
I’ll just watch objectively..
I think the Final Ten is going to consist of:
20 Pack
Angelique
Buddha
Cali
Ice
It
Prancer
Saaphyri
Tailor Made
The Entertainer
NNOOOOOOO u deleted Myammee
Dave had it right; just change out Buddha for Myammee, Entertainer w/B Dub & he’s dead on!
Im sorry but on the extras, “IT”s extras were soooo funny. I dont know if hes acting or what but i was laughing…they def have some characters this time around……and what was entertainer going on and on about? Tweed smells like an indian store??? WTF?? lol
that is very racist and I am offended. Even though he is probably right lmao
I thought it was slighty racist too actually, im glad they didnt air it. Im glad they didnt air half the sh*t that comes out of crazy entertainers mouth….
I LOVE MONEY RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!