I Love Money 2 Ep.2 Recap – Onix Knocks Out Himself
(Yawns)
(Stretches)
So the Gold team wakes up outside the mansion… enjoying the Mexico pollution, no doubt. Angelique and 20 Pack slept together apparently, but didn’t have sex. I assume it would take more than a day to figure out which one is the man, or the girl, in that relationship.
The Entertainer, for the umpteenth time, tells us he dislikes Buddha; while Buddha gives us a rundown on the strengths of his team. The team has ‘a lot of athletes’, he says. But one of them, Onix, is running in the opposite direction; vowing to stay true to his alliance with Heat and Frank. He vows to throw the challenge (leave it to the guy with the Masters to be this dumb. SMH)
Heat is stimulated by the plot being hatched and credits it to his experience, ‘ I’m a veteran in this motherfucker’ (Veteran? Lily has been in more VH1 episodes than you… Bitch!)
In one of the bedrooms, Leilene is bedazzled by Buddha’s beauty (don’t even try to understand this shit). Buddha is not as smitten, and reassures the legion of ladies lusting after him that ‘her ho-ish tendencies (and) her limited intellect’ make it impossible for him to be with her. (What a splashy cunt he is)
Buddha leaves the love fest to go boast to his teammates, but Buckwild is upset by the mocking of her ‘friend’.
It’s challenge time though, and the teams go off to select new Captains. Heat volunteers for the Gold Team and Myammee is his opposing Captain.
Buddha vs The Entertainer
The ‘Challenge’ is the ‘Boston Knockout’, and each team, alternately, will select a challenger to face an opponent of the opposite team. The first selection is The Entertainer, and Myammee counters with Buddha. For some reason The Entertainer is excited by the ‘challenge’, maybe he thinks it’s the ‘Spit Olympics’?
Anyways, true to form The Entertainer is beaten. And Buddha throws in a couple knees to his chest too. (Sigh… another great white hope defeated)
Myammee then chooses Ice, who loses to Tailor Made; and when Bonez defeats It, it’s 2-1 to the Green Team.
T-Weed can give the Green Team a good lead if he ko’s 20 Pack, but his ass is whupped and tossed into the sea. (you got no looks, no money, no hair, and your ass can’t fight? Wtf?)
In fact 20 Pack breaks his hand on T-Weed. (I’m not surprised,you know how limp-wrist gay men are).
Cali ‘treats’ MILF to give the Gold team the lead, and when Myammee selects Onix, all Heat has to do is choose a credible opponent (himself, perhaps?) because Onix will throw the ‘challenge’.
But the dummy chooses Prancer! (even freakin’ Tamara would have chosen Heat)
Onix is trapped! Losing to Prancer would be too obvious to his teammates and not throwing the challenge is going back on his word. He plays around with Prancer before he gets the win.
For no reason I can discern, Buckwild and Buddha thinks he tried to throw the challenge. (The producers need to stop leaking shit; it’s perfectly plausible for a big, strong guy to not want to punch out a woman. Even in the post-Chris Brown era)
So, it’s the decider and Heat chooses himself (SMH). Myammee motions to Buckwild but she chickens out (Outside of the shows, I like Buckwild; on the shows, I hate Buckwild)
In the end Myammee faces the music and is duly beaten by Heat. A Green Team contestant is going home.
Buckwild blames Onix in a curious case of no sense, and calls him a ‘bitch’ (If Onix had slapped her I would have clapped; seriously)
Buckwild talks. And talks, and talks…
It’s vault time, and Buckwild decides to filibuster, hopeful that time runs out and Heat will choose the Bottom 3 and eliminate Buddha. She takes it down to the last minute then blames Leilene for not taking it to the end (Huh?)
The Bottom 3 is now set, Buckwild, Leilene and Onix.
Of course Leilene and Buckwild cry and argue, because that’s what they do.
Before the ‘Power Outing’ Leilene and Buckwild discuss the strain on their friendship. The subject of Leilene quitting comes up and Buckwild sees this as the perfect strategy, and means, for Leilene to redeem herself. (wtf? with friends like Buckwild, Al-Qaeda is redundant)
She enlists Saaphyri in her scheme and she condenses Buckwild’s chicanery into three words, ‘Quit! Do it!’ (Bitch!)
Leilene agrees to, because she values Buckwild’s friendship (you wouldn’t get a $1 for that at Tyrone’s pawnshop)
Before they disperse, like any good abuser, Buckwild warns Leilene to not tell a soul, what they discussed.
The Power Outing/Eliminations
At the ‘Power Outing’, Leilene breaks her promise and reveals the plan to ‘quit’. But Heat conducts the usual ‘outing’ process and asks everyone to plead their case.
Onix says he can be trusted, and Buckwild says he needs female help. Leilene says she has heart, to complete the triumvirate of liars.
For the one on one session, Heat chooses Leilene and she decides on a different strategy. She now has ‘ass’ to add to the ‘heart’ and tells Heat she wants to stay because, ‘I’ll be honest, I wouldn’t mind getting to know you’
Heat falls for it immediately, unable to resist her ‘big butter lips’, and they make out.
They return to the mansion, but, before eliminations, Heat approaches Leilene and advises her to quit.
At the ceremony, Leilene and Buckwild argue, again; and when Craig intervenes, the plot is revealed to all.
It’s now up to Heat and after some consideration he chooses Buckwild for the first check. He addresses the remaining two and says, ‘ I’m not gonna be redundant, I’m not gonna repeat myself,I don’t want diarrhea coming outta my mouth’ (too late. SMH)
He calls Onix and tells him, ‘it’s all about loyalty, brotha’; before eliminating him.
A relieved Leilene now thinks, ‘ I’m gonna get the guy, have my friends, and my money too’ (SMH. Maybe Buddha was right after all)
I don’t doubt the authenticity nor the accuracy of what you are saying ILM09, I just am saying that is pecular behavior for someone in a seat of power, but Saaph is pecular
i agree with you dorfam it is strange,but so is saaphyri (no ofense to any saaphyri fans) . so does that mean no spoilers steupz?
Spoil me!! It just make it more interesting wating for it to happen
yeah spoil me to
oh and dorfam, I kept a look out for that necklace that ENT wears. And i noticed… everyone else is wearing the same necklace.
Someone prove Buddha wrong. He deserves to win as he is the only one with a clue on this show.
He needs to go home……just like all the other ‘tail tucked between the legs bitches’ on this show.
EA my dear, someone has to not lose. Leilene is a survivor, but still dumb. When all else fails, kiss a guy and let him rub on those fake titties.
At least the FOL people have the right behavior on the right show. This backstabbing behavior was lik ROL charm school.
If Buddha can’t win, I’d love to see It win.
Buckwild aka Trailerpark couldn’t have been too upset as she tried to backstab Smiley too
But the part where someone wins is the part that sucks the most about these shows. The best part isn’t the stupid, fake drama for me. It’s when someone has to go home and you witness the look of failure on their faces.
Rebecca aka Trailerpark couldn’t have been too upset with the way Buddha trated Smiley as she tried to treat her worse..since she calls herself her friend.
what in the world do you see good in Buddha???
iight, he’s a bully, he manipulates women, i can bet 99% on all my money that he’s a woman beater (aka chris brown), he looks like a deformed ninja turtle, he’s condescending, he’s smug, cocky ( and he really shouldn’t be, his ass lost to tailormade ), he thinks he knows everything, when in fact, he’s making himself look like a huge ass target, sure it was put on him, but by kneeing the Entertainer, and bad mouthing people, he’s not helping his case, THERE’S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT BUDDHA
BTW: he is boring on tv, and when he is in drama, it’s usually being a bully
has anyone realized that the winner of the 1st season of the vh1 shows excluding saaphyri & cornfed, have all kinda disappeared. nobody knew what happened to hoopz when FOL ended and then she popped up on ILM and then she disappeared again, jess from ROL hasn’t been seen since & tango went back into hiding in his shell
Probably because before ILM, VH1 never had the need to cast the winners for anything and it always seemed like the runner-up got more chances to be famous since they showed up on the second season and then another show after that.
yea you have a point, i hope they’re on future ILMs so atleast we know they’re alive lol
guys,
and she keeps talking about projects and her own site, just like Hoopz.
i think Prancer might have won. look at her picture! looks like big boobs
http://www.famousvh1friends.com/personality/134884/prancer
what do you think?
No, not yet.
VH1 can’t give the money to the winner until the end of ILM2.
Quote — “(The producers need to stop leaking shit; it’s perfectly plausible for a big, strong guy to not want to punch out a woman. Even in the post-Chris Brown era)”
Its one thing not to knock the sh*t out of her, but when it looks like your trying to flirt or dance with the girl, it’s pretty obvious that somethings up. He was f*ckin’ tappin’ the girl, when he could’ve easily(and I mean EASILY, even when he wasn’t even trying, Prancer couldn’t do anything to him) pushed(not like an “Ike Turner” push of course) her down and won.
It’s a moot point ’cause I heard him say it was Heat’s big mouth that made Buckwild catch on
Who are the Final 6 ?
I find it disappointing how in Onix’s interview he said Prancer wanted to fake romance just to be noticed on the show. Only goes to keep proving how fake these shows can be, I guess.
Makes me wonder how many of the other storylines on the show are faked just so people have tv time.
Yeah, that was kinda sad.