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Ok guys, as you all know, I didn’t recap the past two episodes because they were both boring and uninteresting. But just to get you caught up, I’ll give you a summary of the season so far.

Like last season’s girls, the BGC3 ladies realized a change of surroundings -living in a mansion- does not easily bring a change in behavior. Bad girl Kayla took the house by storm, starting fights and altercations with roommates and total strangers, but left after a fight with Amber M.

The Amber’s ostracized themselves from the others and tormented their fellow housemates with pranks

It became the Amber’s versus the ‘Fab Four’… and it worsened when new ‘bad girl’, Ashley, found herself the target, solely because she was hanging out with the Amber’s.
As a way to make nice, Ashley arranged a trip to Las Vegas, but soon aligned with the majority,setting up a battle of two cliques

The episode begins with the girls arriving home from Las Vegas. While everyone is unwinding, the Amber’s waste no time in coming up with their next “prank”… to hide gummi bears all over the house. They hide them in food, clothes, and anywhere else they can think of.
With their prank finished, the two blonde demons run off to bed.

The next morning while fixing breakfast, the girls find the gummi bears all over the place. Sarah confronts the Ambers and reminds them of the agreement they all made when they first moved in the house, to not touch one another’s food and personal items. But the Amber’s act as if they don’t even care and give her a fake apology.

Sarah tells us that she’s trying her best to not let their little antics get to her but if they slip up again, its going to be on. (I would have gone upstairs and pissed on their beds!)

Where’s My Purse?

Later, the girls are out at a Club having a good time; except for the Amber’s who are sitting and making weird faces as they watch the other girls dance.
Obviously disgusted, the Amber’s goes outside as Sarah’s and Ailea’s male friends, Noah and Fazil, (both ugly as hell) join the party.
Ailea tells Fazil everything about Kevin (except how old he is). Fazil asks where Kenin lives and freaks out when she answers California.
Ailea doesn’t know who she wants, Kevin or Fazil and is torn (Hmmm, lets see… Kevin is old and Fazil is ugly. Why not merge the two and get an ugly old guy?)

Elsewhere, Ashley realizes her purse is missing and assumes it is stolen. Ashley wastes no time getting angry as sends glasses flying while she flips over a table in anger. (Darlen is that you? Did you sneak back on the show?)
She then demands that whoever took her purse, give it back.

Security comes over and tries to calm down, the heated Ashley, but that doesn’t seem to work. Tiffany, (Who’s having flashbacks of Kayla), runs outside and asks the Amber’s if they know where Ashley’s purse is and Amber B says that she took it so it would not get stolen (So you stole the purse so it wouldn’t get stolen? Makes perfect sense and a lovely alibi !)

She gives it to Tiff, who shares the news with a frantic Ashley. Tiffany scolds Ashley for making such a scene but Ashley is unconcerned and is mad at the Amber’s for not telling her they took the purse.
She then warns Amber B that she’s going to knock her out.
Sensing Ashley may go even more ‘Kayla’, the girls leave the club.

Next morning, the girls rest because they all have a bad case of the flu (Gonorrhea?).
The only one who isn’t sick is Amber B, (who’s had gonorrhea soo many different times, she’s immune to it) who agrees to go pick up the medication after she goes tanning.

Bad Girls Clinic

Two hours pass and Amber B still has not returned home (Sarah’s secretly hoping that Amber was burned alive in her tanning bed! That would mean a new roommate! Yahoo!)
The girls angrily complain about the amount of time Amber has been gone… Sarah says she would have got the medicine herself if she knew it would take this long (You should have, you don’t know what your worst enemy could be doing to your medicine, she could be putting poison in it or anything).

Finally, Amber returns with the medication… and a few shopping bags! The girls are not pleased.

Amber B tells them she missed her tanning appointment and used that time, searching for shoes. Sarah tells Amber she promised she would only be an hour. Amber B offers a fake apology and leaves the room.
But, on hearing Sarah’s persistent fuming, re-enters the room to tell Sarah she is not her servant.
Sarah stands up and begins to get loud (for the first time this season!) but Amber B shocks everyone by getting even louder!

Sarah finally gives up but Amber B continues to yell and scream, calling Sarah a “selfish bitch”.

She walks out of the room and at screeching proportions yells “You’re a slut Sarah! And everyone knows you had a boob job!” (Treated!).
Everyone is taken aback. Sarah doesn’t take this and goes after Amber B as the shouting match continues.

After the fight, the Amber’s decide to go out for the night, wanting to get away from the drama. But this proves to be a big mistake because the Fab Five pull a few pranks of their own; placing oil in the Ambers’ face cream and to top it off, they take all of the Amber’s shoes and put them on a raft, anchoring it to the middle of the pool.

When the Amber’s return home they realize their shoes are missing and finds the raft, full of their shoes. Ashley, Sarah, and Ailea sit on the steps and laugh at the Amber’s.
The Amber’s retrieve their shoes from the pool, then go to their room to discuss the prank played on them.
Amber says these girls are not scary and that they are pussies.

Amber Racist Alert

Next day, Amber B and Sarah talk. B tells Sarah that when she was in college she had got a black girl for a roommate. The black girl didn’t want a roommate and reported to the school officials that Amber had made racial comments and attacked her (That can’t be true! Amber wouldn’t do that! Sure she told Kayla to call her “master” when they first met, sure she said that Mexicans are all illegal, and yes she said that she hated accents, but Amber B… Where was I? Oh yeah, Amber B is NOT a racist…much)

The judge, who according to Amber, was black, found her guilty and she was then kicked out of the school. Amber B said this was when she started hating girls (Cue the promotion for Amber’s new book, “From Outcast To Racist Bad Girl: The Origin Of Amber B.)
She tells Sarah that no matter what the Fab Five does, they would never top the girl who got her kicked out of school (And started her writing career!).

Sarah decides to take this touching little story and tell it to Ashley and Tiffany the same afternoon, but intentionally makes Amber B out to be the bad guy. Tiffany states that she does believe that Amber said racial things to the girl. Sarah tells them more things the Amber’s have said including that Ashley talked about Sara herself. Ashley at first smiles at how the Amber’s lied on her… but then she stops smiling and her face turns into a grimace as she yells “Those bitches are going down!”. (Ashley is kind of scary…I love her)

Later on, the bad girls are invited backstage to a rock show where they meet a weird rock band that look like they have just stepped out of a time machine from 1986. While enjoying the show some strange girl pushes Sarah and an all out brawl begins. The bad girls are then kicked out of the place (All without the help of Kayla! They are becoming bad…I’m proud!).

Sarah, Ashley, and Ailea are extremely heated and try to attack the person who started it.
Finally when the girls return home Ailea is a wreck, screaming, yelling, and throws a cup as she vents out her emotions on the Amber’s.
Ailea even breaks the chair she’s sitting in and everyone just watches her in complete silence, they have never seen Ailea like this (hide the guns! You know how crazy nerds can get!).

Meanwhile, Tiffany pulls Amber M aside and confronts her about all the hateful things she and B have been saying. M says that she’s guilty by association, pretty much saying Amber B said it and not her.
The Fab Five then chase into the Amber’s room and encircle Amber B’s bed, demanding that she stand up to what she said.

Ashley is clearly distraught and calls Amber B “a stupid bitch”.
Ailea jumps on Amber B’s bed and begins to scream in her face. Tiffany yells that she’s done with protecting the Amber’s.

Finally, the Fab Five leave the room after several minutes of non stop screaming. Ailea tells the girls “prepare for the hurricane, bitches”.

Whitney is the last to leave the room but before she goes she tells the Amber’s that the battle lines are drawn.(Where has Boston been all this episode?)

IN TWO WEEKS

The fab five continue to torment the Amber’s and this brings Amber B to her breaking point as she contemplates leaving the house. Meanwhile, Kayla makes a grand return. Which side will she choose?