Rock Of Love Bus – Mud Bowl
Bev wakes up, obsessed with Ashley. She thinks her and not Natasha should have gone home. (No way, Ashley’s comments are mad funny)
Jennifer has a more serious concern; her Dad. He died recently and she’s having doubts about being away from her family.
And she moves further away when a note from Bret states they’re off to Nashville. The girls get all excited and stuff. (You know it’s Rock Of Love when they get hyped over Nashville. FOL Girls would be like ‘Uh?’)
Along with the destination is an instruction to split the ten ladies, evenly, between the two buses. Ashley notes Brittanya has moved to the Blue bus.
At their Nashville hotel room, Used to be Big John brings a note announcing ‘Mud Bowl III’ and uniforms. (No glitter? It’s Nashville!)
Mud Bowl III
They arrive at the field to firemen squirting water (A black fireman? You’d think black people would stay away from fire and hoses in the South)
Soon enough the teams -based on their bus choice- are sorted.
Beverly, Brittanya, Kami, Mindy and Taya are ‘The Sweethearts’.
Ashley, Farrah, Jamie, Jennifer and Kelsey are ‘The Fallen Angels’.
With the teams set, they traipse on to the ‘frozen tundra of Lambeau Field’.
The importance of the game cannot be exaggerated because previous MVP winners are Jess and Daisy; both of whom took it to the end zone. (The Rock Of Love Finale for the slow-witted)
In one of the opening plays Mindy hauls in a great catch, and later Kami catches a TD after a fake hand-off. Sweethearts 1 vs 0 Angels.
Mindy is a beast! ‘There is absolutely nothing’s gonna stop me from winning this date!’. And I believe her. (Lest I continue to forget, the MVP wins an overnight date in Texas, via Lear Jet)
Ashley too, is determined, ‘I’m gonna do whatever it takes to win this MVP, even if it means that I have to…get my hair all… muddy, so it looks brunette.’
And she backs up those words, recovering the ball and turning those Ostrich legs over and into the end zone for a TD.
Sweethearts 1 vs 1 Angels.
Mindy (cause she’s actually the entire team) responds immediately. First a determined run up the gut, then catching a lob to give ‘The Sweethearts’ their second lead. (I can’t believe ‘The Angels’ actually tried to sack Bret)
It’s Ashley’s turn to respond, and she drives her team forward… she-could-go-all-the-way, but is gang-tackled. (Fuck! Let’s scrap ‘Rock of Love’ and make ‘Mud Bowl’ the next VH1 show)
The Angels are close to drawing even, but Bret’s perfect lob to Kelsey is dropped. (Wtf? Ashley is the obvious choice)
Sweethearts Win, Sweethearts Win!
And Mindy wins double as she earns the MVP.
Ashley is disappointed, particularly as, ‘I had mud in places, that, I could not, even get out with a Q-Tip’
The ladies lament that ‘gopher face’ has won the overnight date.
Like A Virgin
Having cleaned up, and on their way to the jet in a limo, Mindy tells Bret, ‘I had never played a real game of football before’
But at the hotel, Jennifer is crying on the phone. (you’re just begging to go home, aren’tcha?)
Mindy’s date with Bret begins at Billy Bob’s Texas in Dallas, where he’s performing. Pleasingly to her, he introduces her as ‘my girlfriend’ (SMH… laying the groundwork for sex, later.)
It ends with Mindy in leopard lingerie (::raises eyebrows::)
The next morning sees Mindy return and she’s keeping mum about her date, prompting derisive comments from the other girls.
Bret too is quiet, but only because he received a letter from the wife of a soldier he met in Iraq. The soldier was killed.
The news ensures Bret’s dinner with the other members of Team Sweethearts isn’t jolly. And oddly, he requests alone-time with Brittanya.
He cajoles her into meaningful chat but she’s non-responsive, until they make-out. (Bret looked old as fuck, kissing her)
The date ends after Jennifer relates her similar tale of woe to Bret.
Eliminations
Taya and Mindy lead the way at Eliminations and to no one’s surprise, the last two are Jennifer and Brittanya.
Once again he pretends to question Brittanya’s desire to stay before choosing her and eliminating poor Jennifer.
I noticed that not only does the MVP of the Mud Bowl get to the final 2 but the runner up often gets to the final 3 too. Think Lacey and Ambre.
Another thing I noticed on these shows is that when it gets to the final 3, the person who either gets called first or has the least drama surrounding them during that episode almost always wins the show.
I think Heather was the one who got a touchdown on RoL, and would’ve been her team’s MVP had they won. So basically Ashley and Mindy are the final 2 if the trend continues.
MY GOD FARRAH LOOKS LIKE A HIPPO. I CANT BELIEVE HOW FAT SHE IS. SHE LOOKS PREGNANT. FLAT ASS AND A SUPER HUGE GUT.. WHAT A PIG..
WHAT THE FRIDGE?
Thank you Steupz
“(A black fireman? You’d think black people would stay away from fire and hoses in the South)”
As a history major, this is damn funny, but also just plain sad…
I think Mindy will be the next Thing 2. They both seem to have genuine feeling for Bret and Flav. I bet Bret will say he’s going to end up with his baby mama back in Arizona. LOL.
I’ve watched a couple of these episodes and IMO, I think Ashley tries too hard to be funny and to be the next Megan. It just doesn’t seem natural for her. :/
LMFAO i wanna know who did the recap for cock of love mud bowl is it you Enigmatic Anon
I didn’t do this recap.
Trashly is like Megan, but uglier and has been to the cosmetic surgeon more. Everything they say seems so contrived. It is like they don’t even believe themselves when they talk. Brittanya was looking good
Brittanya is so pretty and seems sweet but I can’t get over those cheek piercings? Why do that?? It’s awful.
how much Viagra pills Do you think Bret used on that show
I don’t think Bret’s that old? LOL.
Bret looks horrible and looks as if his armpits stink
Anyone else notice her lingerie was too big for her? She didn’t have the chest to keep
Ha, I didn’t notice.
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Rihanna’s face after Chris Brown beating
[TMZ.com]
For some reason, I just don’t believe that’s really Rihanna… It has her tattoo and hair, but this is just so shocking I can’t believe it.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I said that myself.
Dude is gonna do time.
how do you know if he really did it steups
You think OJ’s wife’s killers did it,Pimp?
I got your point steups
It was the one armed man!
Leilene interview is up for those that haven’t seen it
Its not as bad as Rich was making it sound. The place she dancing seems very high class which I could respect. She seems like she’s learning from her mistakes, but I don’t buy her excuse as to why BW was harsh towards her on ILM. She saying that BW told her she loves her but “on camera” they must compete. If that was the case, why wasen’t BW treating Saap like a dog? Saap was on the OTHER team at that!
WAKE UP LEILENE! BW and Sapp are not true friends. For those sick bitches to use and treat you like trash on NATIONAL TV makes me angry. But karma’s a bitch.
Hell, Pumkin and Toasteee have been friends since CS and not once have they turned on one another or treated the other like crap.
Oh hell no. Damn. Steupz is this for real? I hope it’s not another fake.
TMZ don’t do ‘fakes’. It’s as real as can be.
sooooooooo speechless…………….
I said that too. If I were a girl I might have cried watching that.
That boy is crazy.
I know TMZ doesn’t do fakes and shit, but seriously.. Looking at that picture is making me die a little inside.. Can you take it down Steupz? I honestly can’t look at it.
That picture is sad… Im in shock…
Damn! No other words for that shit comes to mind
WTH….look at her bottom lip and the freaking bruises on her forehead. Chris has lost his damn mind.
How in the hell could the DA send the case back to the police after viewing those photos. How much further proof do they need that he beat the crap out of her. This is messed up.
They sent it back because Rihanna was not cooperating with the case. In other word she did not say the words “I would like to press charges” That woud be the only reason for the DA to do that. You need a victim.
I thought thereport also said he choked her to where she passed out. Why are there no brusies on her neck? or was that pasrt a rumor?
um… is she missing a chunk of ear?
Looks like it but it looks old. No blood.
Thanks for the recap
totally worth the wait!!!!
@ Will-Lynn,
If you look at both sides of her neck, it is darker than the rest of her. It looks like a ring around her neck.
@ Nate,
I think there is a plug out of her ear.
Hands would leave more of an imprint than just a slight discoloring. You would actually be able to see each seperate finger mark in the skin. Trust me. I was born and raised in the hood. I’ve seen stuff no kid should see
Good recap Steupz, but I’m not going to be commenting this thread anymore.. I really honestly can’t look at that Rihanna picture.
If Chris Brown doesn’t go to jail for this, I’m boycotting his label, and the justice system in general.
But honestly, do you really think the LAPD leaked this? If it wasn’t them, it could have been a bystander, or herself (even worse). And if that’s the case, how do we know they weren’t doctored? That is Rihanna. But that pic has taken 11 days to surface, and I know for a fact that it’s improper for the LAPD to release crime scene photos pretrial. So unless there is a little impropriety going on here (greasy cop palms), it’s not to be trusted.
I thought this to be fake too, but the LAPD has always been shady as fuck, so it wouldn’t surprise me that they leaked it.
I doubt Rihanna would let a bystander take her picture after this… And I highly doubt Rihanna would want that picture on the net in the first place. I fucking hate tabloids.
I don’t know if it has been mentioned yet but Natasha has confirmed that she will be on Charm School 3 on her myspace. she is online now so i’m guessing she didn’t make it that far? sounds like the ROLB chicks aren’t doing to good in charm school.
Thanks for that. Just because they online dosen’t mean its them, it may be a friend checking in for them. Also, Dallas was blogging while at CS last year, so it really dosen’t matter.
…wtf. why was everyone sticking their hands down Ashley’s pants?
It’s becuase she’s a whore. Duh.
The recap was great, thanks. I still miss the hell out of Maria and DJ Lady Free Clinic or whatever her name was. Maria needs her own show instead of pug-faced Megan.