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“I know you guys want me in the box. I’m here because of Saaphyri”, says MILF.
She then makes the case that it’s not the Green Team but Buddha, the Gold Team hates. (Uh? So fucking what? They still wanna win the challenges regardless)

It resonates somewhat with T-Weed who notes “there’s a cancer eating away at our morale.” (Stop with the metaphors and just say ‘Budddha’!)

The Buddha obsession ends when new Captains are needed for the new challenge, ‘The Butt Kiss Off’. Without any fuss, Bonez and The Entertainer are chosen as Captains.

The Butt Kiss Off

Their teams will be separated by pairs using colored coins, selected blindly, from a bag. There will be an ‘odd color’, which would exclude from participating, the person who chooses it.
With Buckwild and MILF promising to throw the challenge, Buddha hopes either of the two selects the ‘odd color’, but no such luck. In fact, he is paired with MILF. Buckwild and Ice are another pair along with Myammee and T-Weed.
Bonez, the Captain, is excluded. (That’s dumb. They should have had a rule that the Captain will keep on selecting until he chooses a ‘participant color’)

The Gold Team’s pairs are Prancer & Angelique, Heat & It, Saaphyri & Tailor Made, and The Entertainer & 20 Pack.
Cali (who?) is the odd one out.
To add a twist to the challenge, they are given lipstick and beach wear. They will not be kissing lips, but ass. And, they will be made to stand on a balancing board.

The rules are simple enough. Remain balanced on the board, keep a lip on your partner’s ass and do not touch him/her with your hands. (Hopefully no one has a period; including 20 Pack)

As the challenge begins, MILF and Becky make good, their promise; leaving T-Weed and Myammee as the Green Team’s only hope.
They outlast three pairs, until it’s down to them against Angelique and Prancer.

The battle goes on for a while but the Gold Team prevails.
Buddha, the cunt that he is, questions T-Weed’s durability, but T-Weed points out the difficulty of his situation, “how many men do you see doing the balance-beam in the Olympics?” (Hahahaha. And to be fair, he had to stoop to kiss Myammee’s ass)

Inside the house Buddha continues to bitch, stating he stoops like that all the time because he does martial arts (Oh Really? There are only two reasons a guy would hold that position all the time… if he’s riding horses or riding dick! You got something to tell us Buddha?)

T-Weed finally gets it, and now understands why everyone but Darth H8ter, hates Buddha.
With three votes assured, Buckwild and Saaphyri encourage Bonez to vote Buddha into the box, saying, “Buddha got people throwing challenges” (Bullshit!)

The Vault

In the vault T-Weed and Buddha argue. T-Weed makes the case that he outperformed all of the guys on either team, but Buddha believes “if you didn’t get knocked out by the hairstylist,we wouldn’t be here.” (where would you be? There’s some bitchassness in Buddha!)

One place Buddha won’t be, is in the box, as Bonez votes for T-Weed and not Buddha.
T-Weed feels betrayed and calls Buddha a ‘bitchass motherfucker’, and Buddha steps to him, “See a bitch; hit a bitch” (STFU)

The ‘Bottom 3′ are Buckwild, MILF and T-Weed; to the great surprise of ‘The Entertainer’ and the rest of the Gold Team (actually, now that I think about it, it’s just Saaphyri and The Entertainer trippin’)

Power Outing

At the ‘Outing’ T-Weed notes it’s really down to him and MILF, and wades into her.
He says MILF is an “infected sheet”, reminding us the Pilgrims did that to the Indians. (WTF? Hahahahaha.)

The Entertainer chooses him for the one-on-one session and it’s there we hear the line we’ve been waiting all season for… “I will deliver you Buddha’s head on a fucking silver platter in the worst way” (Hahahahaha! I can die now.)

Eliminations

Frank immediately spares Buckwild, then asks T-Weed to step up for a little bit. He says T-Weed almost convinced him but he should have taken his advice to not select Buddha and voids his check (Wtf is up with these bitchass men keeping shit in their minds that’s long gone?)

But Craig isn’t done yet, ‘this is the point in I Love Money where we like to shake things up’. He asks them to take coins and write on it, the name of the most loyal person in the house.
After a quick count, Saaphyri and 20 Pack have the most votes and are named Team Captains. They will select new squads, and the odd man out, or girl, will be eliminated on the spot. (Ohhhh shit!)

They choose until it’s down to Ice and Buddha. At this, 20 Pack defers to Buckwild and she chooses Ice. Buddha is eliminated and leaves quietly.
(But why? I don’t like Buddha, but this elimination was shady as fuck)

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