For The Love Of Ray J: Chicago Larry And Caviar
This week begins with the ladies in the hot-tub. And yeah, Ray J was there too.
Lil Hood is throwing herself at Ray J, Caviar just the opposite, and Cocktail is doing everything right. (I should end the recap right here because that’s all there is to this episode)
Speaking of ‘just right’ Lil B is next in frame (Isn’t she just the best sidekick since Big Rick on FOL2?)
Lil B tells the girls Ray J is working on a Motown-type track with his father and they need to write the 2nd verse, then perform it for a ‘live’ audience.
There will be three teams…
La Belles: Chardonnay, Feisty and Unique
The Exoticas: Caviar, Danger and Stacks
Norwoods Finest: Cashmere, Cocktail and Lil Hood
Unique, the singer that she says she is, seems to think she will excel at this challenge, and particularly with Chardonnay, who we know to be a good lyricist. (btw, wtf happened to Chardonnay? Is this the same child who did the spilt-bounce?)
In Da Club
Arriving at the Club, the ladies dress and conduct mini-rehearsals as Ray J introduces the celebrity host, Big Boy. (The recycling continues, next up…Christian Audigier!)
And of course, Ray J’s dad, Willie Norwood, is also there. (A good-looking old man)
The Exoticas perform first and did pretty well. Norwood’s Finest did ok, particularly Cocktail who’s a revelation on this show.
Finally, the La Belles featuring Unique.
She starts off well enough, but forgets her verse (serious stare)
Ray J is befuddled, “You forgot the song; again!”
Fortunately for her, Chardonnay picks up the slack, and Unique ‘ad-libs’ in the end.
Picking the winner is Ray J’s dad and he sides with Norwood’s Finest. And Ray J selects Cocktail as the winner of the solo date.
With the restaurant all to themselves, Ray J serenades Cocktail to the point of tears. (I gotta feeling this girl squirts.Just a hunch.)
Ray J is moved by this, “I felt there was a connection to my music and her emotions”.
And Cocktail was moved even further, admitting to “totally falling in love”
Back home Caviar calls Larry to vent. (Is she like a Russian mail order bride or something?)
“It’s just been bad here”, she laments. (Free food, free grog and a jacuzzi; what part of poor-ass Russia is she from?)
“Larry knows that”, he answers. (Wtf?)
They speak for a bit, and he encourages her to turn on the other women. (You simply must listen to the audio on VH1. Dude sounds like a bus-stop pimp from a Lifetime movie)
Elsewhere in the mansion, Danger advises Lil Hood to monopolize the conversation with Ray J on their date, because Cashmere will fade to the background.
The Ghetto Just Popped Right Out Of Me
And that date includes a helicopter flight to the Firestone winery.
Immediately, Lil Hood offers Ray J her demo, which leads Ray J to think Lil Hood is more into Ray J the artiste (You think?)
The date goes well for Cashmere -she and Ray J shared an ‘amazing’ kiss.
And not so well for Lil Hood -she and Ray J shared a ’sympathy peck’.
On their way home, Lil Hood is in tears when Ray J says, ‘you’re really confident thinking you’re gonna be here after elimination’ (DEAD!)
Back home, Ray J entertains Caviar in his bedroom and she does a seductive dance for him, but Ray J is suspicious; “a sexy dance outta the blue, right before elimination? Something’s not right.”
Ray J vows to find out more about Caviar, and checks the phone records where he notices a Chicago number appearing ad infinitum.
He dials it and Larry answers.
Turns out Ray J knows Larry, he having provided girls for some of his videos. And Ray J gives us a clue as to what type of girls when he adds, “and trust me; they are ‘professional’“ (So you mean to tell me, video ho’s are really ho’s?)
Ray J seems really upset by this, like Chris Brown upset… “she been talking to Chicago Larry on my fucking phone!?”
“I am not to be played, it will not happen in here”
Eliminations
At eliminations, Ray J cuts to the chase, “all o’ y’all are safe except for one girl” (Guess who?)
He looks at Caviar and says, “I just got one question for you? Who da fuck is Larry?” (shades of ‘Where did your accent go?’)
“My photographer”, Caviar meekly answers.
“Your photographer. Oh yeah“, Ray J replies, disbelievingly.
He reveals he knows Larry and that he (Chicago Larry) manages 395 girls all over the world.
Ray J says Larry told him Caviar was there “for popularity; that you don’t even care. That hurts.”
The other women don’t seem half as surprised as Ray J.
Ray J goes on, “I felt like you tried to play me. You’re a beautiful girl, but your motives are ugly.”
And with that, he tells her to “pack your shit and get to fuck out; right now!”
Outside, Caviar says, “Ray J was kinda too short for me anyway”. But inside the girls seem not to know what to do.
Ray J insists he’s not acting and this isn’t a script (so you’re really looking for love? Bitch please!)
He then invites them to toast.
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LOL @ EA……”I don’t think anyone has talent. I hate music, it’s all annoying noise. I don’t own any musical devices, I don’t purchase or download music and I just don’t listen to it”….LOL, LOL.
I want to ask you guys a question. I am not into her music and don’t follow her since she went solo…loved Destiny’s Child, but I do think she can sing.
Now….why does everyone dislike Beyonce. I read on other blogs where no one can stand her. What’s the deal?
probably jealously for 99% of the chicks out there?
I kind of agree. I think she has a strong, beautiful voice and is a dope performer.
Ok thanks…I have read on this blog and others where were people really putting her down and I was wondering why?
maybe some of these sites will answer your question: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=why+beyonce+sucks&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=
Thanks Alicia. I going to bed now but I will go to these links in the morning.
I got your Obama coverage.
Hope, Change, spend
As for Beyonce….she has average talent, is beautiful but comes across as being a moron. She went from one old man in charge of her (daddy) to another (Jay-Z) at least it appears to be that way. Why else would you marry so faux thug, ugly ass old man? He is “powerful” and rich.
Anyone watch bad girls club last night?
Yeah…Khi’s recap is coming in a few
LMAO. I thought he was disappointed with the season? lol
Hopefully Tiffany gets sent home next week for putting her hands on Amber. I can’t wait.
Well I’m a dumbass butters, this season rocks.
Idk if I’m crazy, but, I think the “fortune teller” from the ep. where Leilene goes home, is in the Hills trailer for Season 5. (STFU, it’s my guilty pleasure.. blame Brian Pumper)
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/344558/season-5-trailer.jhtml#id=1605714
So yeah, definitely an actor.
Jess,
Please do not feel bad; I watch Gossip Girl. Faithfully. Got Season 1 on DVD for my B-Day. Guilty as charged.
Jess,Amy,Kandy,Dorfam, and paleblacksheep:
I LOVE YOU’SE!
I love you too, Khi. What prompted this?
PS: I’ll totally marry you… for the benefits
Well I guess it works out, because I’ll be marrying you for your good ass peanut butter cookies.
I saw something like that on LOGO; a woman married a man, found out he was gay while they were married, and they stayed together for 20+ years… she loves him to pieces… I could do that.
Aww!
I could to do that too. My gay male friends treat me better than dudes I’m looking to date hahahaha.
Because straight guys all suck.
LUVS U MORE
I love yous too Khi!
Ahhh how sweet i loves ya too
And we love you too KHI! And I also love Jess for the badass PB cookies and now my hubby loves her too!
Oh shit you made them?!
Aren’t they good and like wicked quick and easy to make?
Yes I made them too but I left out you last little step about refrigeration…lol very yummy but very ugly
You look pregnant.
Oops , my bad , I wanted to post the video of the ” you gotta pack your shit and get the fuck out ” .. :S
I’ll sort you out, Lenny
Hurry up with the damn recap steupz.
Sorry, haven’t started yet.
The site is messed up in IE and I was tryna fix that.
I’mma do it when I get home.
Trying Something New with the bourgy steups
WTF is this the right bourgy
I know this has already been mentioned, but I have to bring more attention because it is oh so epic. That is, Larry the pimp/photographer has the voice of a sexually aroused pedophile. Honestly, the way he said ‘pretty girl’ when he was on the phone with Caviar may very well be the creepiest thing I’ve heard in my life (and I watch way too much VH1 so clearly I’ve seen/heard a lot of creepy shit, heh).
Off topic for a sec….did anyone see Black to the Future last night. I enjoyed it. Brought back some memories.
The commentators were funny talking about afros and afro picks, the soul train line, Shaft, singing groups, etc. and who should pop up to make a comment…none other than Tailor Made.
I was like what the hell, what is he doing on here and why? I could see if it was Flav or even Buddha, but Tailor Made. LOL
TIVO’d; watching it now; omg this is a little before my time but I should’ve been around back then. Back then, people protested war & inequality until they went to jail. Now, we’re scared of what certain people might think of us if we were to do something like that. Tailor Made-lol!
I agree Christina…I have always thought that people who protested in the 60’s and 70’s were very brave…to fight and really not know what the outcome would be…folks are just not the same now
Why can’t I get Bourgy at work anymore…sooooo depressed
Vh1 shows (best to worst)
FOL2
ILM2
FOL1
ROLB
CS2
ILM1
CS1
ROL2
ROL1
FTLOR
RCOL
Vh1 shows (best to worst)
FOL2
ILM2
FOL1
ROLB
CS2
ILM1
CS1
ROL2
ROL1
FOL3
FTLOR
RCOL
I THINK
FOL2
CS1
FOL1
ILM2
ROLB
FOL3
CS2
ILM1
ROL2
RCOL
FTLOR
Did anyone see Buddha sorry excuse blog about how awful everyone else was on ILM and how he only voted for 20 pack because he knew he would be sent home? LMAO!!
Hell no/waste of Sperm! Buddha don’t deserve the airtime he got; he is a reality show queen/probably in da closet… poof – be gone. Tired of Buddha’s sad ass.
That was a sad excuse for a good bye essay. He’s such a smug ass, and he was just making up excuses as far as I can tell. I said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m glad that smug dolt got eliminated.
Top 10 (left the worst out)
FOL2
ILNY1
CS2
ROL1
CS1
ILM2
ROLB
ILNY2
FOL3
CFC (the season w/Screech, Da Brat & Kimberly from AI)
Buddah was so n a soft porn on showtime so hilarious…
Who or what the fuck is a Ray J?