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This week begins with the ladies in the hot-tub. And yeah, Ray J was there too.
Lil Hood is throwing herself at Ray J, Caviar just the opposite, and Cocktail is doing everything right. (I should end the recap right here because that’s all there is to this episode)

Speaking of ‘just right’ Lil B is next in frame (Isn’t she just the best sidekick since Big Rick on FOL2?)
Lil B tells the girls Ray J is working on a Motown-type track with his father and they need to write the 2nd verse, then perform it for a ‘live’ audience.

There will be three teams…
La Belles: Chardonnay, Feisty and Unique
The Exoticas: Caviar, Danger and Stacks
Norwoods Finest: Cashmere, Cocktail and Lil Hood

Unique, the singer that she says she is, seems to think she will excel at this challenge, and particularly with Chardonnay, who we know to be a good lyricist. (btw, wtf happened to Chardonnay? Is this the same child who did the spilt-bounce?)

In Da Club

Arriving at the Club, the ladies dress and conduct mini-rehearsals as Ray J introduces the celebrity host, Big Boy. (The recycling continues, next up…Christian Audigier!)
And of course, Ray J’s dad, Willie Norwood, is also there. (A good-looking old man)

The Exoticas perform first and did pretty well. Norwood’s Finest did ok, particularly Cocktail who’s a revelation on this show.
Finally, the La Belles featuring Unique.

She starts off well enough, but forgets her verse (serious stare)
Ray J is befuddled, “You forgot the song; again!”
Fortunately for her, Chardonnay picks up the slack, and Unique ‘ad-libs’ in the end.

Picking the winner is Ray J’s dad and he sides with Norwood’s Finest. And Ray J selects Cocktail as the winner of the solo date.

With the restaurant all to themselves, Ray J serenades Cocktail to the point of tears. (I gotta feeling this girl squirts.Just a hunch.)
Ray J is moved by this, “I felt there was a connection to my music and her emotions”.
And Cocktail was moved even further, admitting to “totally falling in love”

Back home Caviar calls Larry to vent. (Is she like a Russian mail order bride or something?)
“It’s just been bad here”, she laments. (Free food, free grog and a jacuzzi; what part of poor-ass Russia is she from?)

“Larry knows that”, he answers. (Wtf?)
They speak for a bit, and he encourages her to turn on the other women. (You simply must listen to the audio on VH1. Dude sounds like a bus-stop pimp from a Lifetime movie)

Elsewhere in the mansion, Danger advises Lil Hood to monopolize the conversation with Ray J on their date, because Cashmere will fade to the background.

The Ghetto Just Popped Right Out Of Me

And that date includes a helicopter flight to the Firestone winery.
Immediately, Lil Hood offers Ray J her demo, which leads Ray J to think Lil Hood is more into Ray J the artiste (You think?)

The date goes well for Cashmere -she and Ray J shared an ‘amazing’ kiss.
And not so well for Lil Hood -she and Ray J shared a ‘sympathy peck’.

On their way home, Lil Hood is in tears when Ray J says, ‘you’re really confident thinking you’re gonna be here after elimination’ (DEAD!)

Back home, Ray J entertains Caviar in his bedroom and she does a seductive dance for him, but Ray J is suspicious; “a sexy dance outta the blue, right before elimination? Something’s not right.”

Ray J vows to find out more about Caviar, and checks the phone records where he notices a Chicago number appearing ad infinitum.
He dials it and Larry answers.
Turns out Ray J knows Larry, he having provided girls for some of his videos. And Ray J gives us a clue as to what type of girls when he adds, “and trust me; they are ‘professional’“ (So you mean to tell me, video ho’s are really ho’s?)

Ray J seems really upset by this, like Chris Brown upset… “she been talking to Chicago Larry on my fucking phone!?”
“I am not to be played, it will not happen in here”

Eliminations

At eliminations, Ray J cuts to the chase, “all o’ y’all are safe except for one girl” (Guess who?)
He looks at Caviar and says, “I just got one question for you? Who da fuck is Larry?” (shades of ‘Where did your accent go?’)

“My photographer”, Caviar meekly answers.
“Your photographer. Oh yeah“, Ray J replies, disbelievingly.

He reveals he knows Larry and that he (Chicago Larry) manages 395 girls all over the world.
Ray J says Larry told him Caviar was there “for popularity; that you don’t even care. That hurts.”

The other women don’t seem half as surprised as Ray J.

Ray J goes on, “I felt like you tried to play me. You’re a beautiful girl, but your motives are ugly.”
And with that, he tells her to “pack your shit and get to fuck out; right now!”

Outside, Caviar says, “Ray J was kinda too short for me anyway”. But inside the girls seem not to know what to do.
Ray J insists he’s not acting and this isn’t a script (so you’re really looking for love? Bitch please!)

He then invites them to toast.

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