Tool Academy Final 2

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So I caught Tool Academy last night because you guys hyped it up, and…

1) Shawn didn’t deserve to go – sure he’s an obnoxious cunt, but Matsuflex and Jenna are bogus. And Josh is just a total lame.

2) Aida’s sister – wtf? It’s one thing for sisters to look alike. But it’s weird when they have the same plastic surgery. And doesn’t she look like Michael Jackson?

3) Josh – what a douche-bag! The nasty smirk on his face when Shawn was eliminated just irked me.

4) Jenna – what a fraud! Your dad is a Deacon, you only dated black guys, and now you’re dating a Japanese hyper-active mong you’ve never slept with?

5) Josh eating bacon – The guy is a tool. That alone should have had him eliminated.

20 Responses to “Tool Academy Final 2”

  1. I disagree. Shawn didn’t even show-up with Aida but he called out other people on their shit. All he did dis whole season wuz RUN HIS FUCKING MOUTH then da way he talks gets on my FUCKING NERVES with dat damn PEACOCK hairstyle he has!

  2. Shawn didn’t deserve to get as far as he did. They should have sent him home when Aida showed up. He kept saying how he loved the other chick, but wants to call everyone else fake? He wanted the $ and nothing more.

    Alpha-male my ass!

  3. But you have to be a ‘tool’, no?
    What makes Josh a tool?

  4. That little bastard called his girl a 6, (I think she is more like a 5.5) and said he would have better sex with a blow-up doll. I would have sat on his skinny lil ass if I were her. Then I would step away frm the buffet and hit a treadmill.

  5. Megan is finally pressing charges on Satan herself!

    http://www.tmz.com/

    1. LOL Corey we DONT CARE ABOUT MEGAN at least until her show comes out.

      Let’s stick 2 da topic discussion

  6. They’re all tools, Shawn deserved to be sent home becuase he’s CRAZY. And not meeting someone’s parents after 6 months is not as bad as not being married after 6 YEARS. I loled at Shawn saying the pig didn’t have a soul though. Reminded me of when Chris said that to Brian on Family Guy. I hope Ashley wins. That means Josh wins, too, but someone’s gotta.

  7. Yes, Shawn deserved the boot when fug face Aida showed up. I mean come on, you’re trying to DEFEND the fact that yours is the only REAL relationship? What about the “real” relationship you supposedly had with the first chick who was there? Its not his place to judge the validity of others relationships, especially when his is the fakest of them all. He tried to carry on two relationships then flicked the switch to claim he only loves Aida. Give me a break, he should have gone home long ago but his big mouth got him lots of laughs and camera time. And Aida is not only a hooker but a stupid hooker for staying with him.

  8. Shawn didn’t deserve to outlast Mega or Tommy. He went way too far. I hate Shawn’s loudmouth, childish ass. Matsuflex is still a damn tool as well, but at least he won several challenges; that’s some justification for him and Jenna making it to final 2. Josh is furthest from a tool, yeah he laughed at Shawn getting eliminated, but so the fuck what. Shawn’s dumb ass needs to be ridiculed. Go Josh; hopefully he wins it all.

  9. Shawn gets all the way to final 3 and then the fool tool sabotage his standing by ranting and raging about which couple is fake over and over again, which at this point in time was not an issue, then pushes Metsuflex into the wall because he can’t control himself.

    Shawn shows he learned nothing in Tool Academy. If he would have checked himself he might have won. He dug his own grave.

    To get that close to $100,000 then blow his chances over something so trifiling is pitful. Aida showed she is just as much a tool as Shawn.

  10. I hate Aida. She’s a stupid ass bitch who deserves every bit of Shawn.

    She and her sister needs to sue their doctors for fucking them up like that.

  11. HAH! Did anyone watch the Episode 7 extras?

    In the extended elimination, Aida’s like “I’m going to be scarred from this for a long time.”

    From what exactly? From dating Sean for 6 years? Or from being called a hooker.

    And no amount of therapy can heal dating Sean for 6 years, there’s no coming back from that.

  12. im glad shawn got sent home but i still think his girl is a nice girl, i would’ve yelled a lot of crap in defense if somebody said crap like that to me.

  13. i liked aida and shawn but … he did come with another girl at first which is crazy! i really want ashley to win. you know people including her own mini boyfriend have said some super mean cruel things about her appearance. I feel like Ashley winning would be justice.

  14. i think matsuflex asks jenna to marry him in the finale. i saw the hand with the ring in the preview, and that hand is not ashley’s because the fingers aren’t chubby.

  15. and as far as who should win, none of them should. josh and matsuflex are still tools.

  16. That girl in the first picture is 100% fake…

    1) Fake hair
    2) Fake nose
    3) Fake eye colors
    4) Fake lips
    5) Fake eyelashes
    6) Fake eyebrows…

    * She reminds me of Michael Jackson in some way…

  17. That damn pic is just scary! Please take it down. I keep thinking she’s going to be standing over my bed when I get up in the middle of the night to go pee! This chick could totally star in the remake of Carrie! *****shudders*****

    1. Kandygurle that is funny hahaha! She is a little scary looking.

  18. Every one on this show and any show alike is a poser. And if any of you like this bullshit or relate you’re a bunch of bitchmade queerbates.

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