For The Love Of Ray J Ep5: Fight Club
Oh shit! Ray J spent the night with Unique!
Or maybe not.
In fact Ray J shared the bed/floor with Unique and Cocktail (Luckily I read Rich’s recap because I thought it was Cashmere)
This would not be important except it’s Danger who finds them. (And everything that crackpot does, matters)
She spills the news and Lil Hood takes it personally. But before we can really explore the threesome, Lil B and her cute self, interrupts.
The girls are off to their challenge, and once again Unique reminds us she’s classy.
The adjective also applies to Cashmere and Stacks. Feisty is on the fence, she adds. The rest are sluts. (For the record, I like sluts. A lot!)
The challenge is at the Glendale Fight Club, and the girls are boxing. One another!
Ray J splits them into two teams, based on the two cliques Unique described. Ray J is very proud of himself, “There was tension in the room; you could hear a rat piss on cotton”
Assisting the ladies is Jack Moseley, father of Sugar Shane.
He puts then through their paces and Danger looks ‘trained’, sorta like Cameron on ‘Tool Academy’. And Chardonnay isn’t playing either, “this is for a date; don’t have mercy on anybody” (No double negative? She’s come a long long way from that split)
After the coin flip, the Pink Team (Chardonnay, Cocktail, Danger, Lil Hood) has the option to choose which girl on the Blue Team faces Lil Hood.
She chooses Feisty and they alternate thereafter… Stacks vs Cocktail, Cashmere vs Chardonnay and Danger vs Unique.
Even Ray J is feeling that matchup, “Danger & Unique; that’s gonna be good”
Lil Hood vs Feisty
It’s one round and two minutes per fight and first up is Lil Hood (5′ 5″, 100lbs) vs Feisty (5′ 5″, 100lbs).
They tear at each other’s faces, fists flying. “It was brutal”, Ray J says.
In the end Feisty got the win because she landed more punches.
On the sidelines, Unique is one scared fool. But she isn’t the only one… Stacks is reeling from a phone-chat with her father who begins chemotherapy soon; and we all know Cashmere ain’t about shit.
She convinces them to not fight and when Ray J calls for Stacks to fight Cocktail, the entire team -sans Feisty- throws in the towel.
Three quit, but the hate is all on Unique. Chardonnay notes it’s the third time Unique has choked, and Danger is even more descriptive… “the grandma frickin alpha-female throws in the frickin towel”
Feisty is upset because her team quit on her and mucked up her chance for a date.
Hell Date
Before the winners leave for their date; Feisty goes to see Ray J to state her case. Ray J understands and, invites her to come along with the Pink Team.
Stacks too, visits Ray J, and informs him of her Dad’s cancer and surprises him when she says she wants to leave.
He agrees and when the other girls learn of her decision, they are all sympathetic. Even Danger.
At least for a little while… “I’m definitely feelin’ ‘good riddance’ to Stacks, no matter what happened, because she’s just an evil bitch” (Lmmfao; you gotta love the honesty)
On the date, Ray J presents the Pink Team with gifts (14 karat boxing gloves pendants), but it’s Feisty who’s shining.
And Ray J confesses what we’re all seeing, “I can truly say I’m feelin’ her…. she hot!”
Everyone is having fun except Lil Hood who throws a tantrum.
On their way back home, Danger summarizes perfectly to Lil Hood, “you and Ray have no connection!”
Eliminations
Unique knows she’s close to being sent home so she visits Ray J to explain herself. She says it’s like being in a sorority house with 19yr olds; but Ray J makes it plain, “you quit on me.”
In another room, Cocktail persuades Lil Hood to visit Ray J and explain why she said she doesn’t care if she gets sent home. She convinces her that the other women talked to Ray J about it.
It’s a good idea, except they never told Ray J and Lil Hood ends up making a fool of herself.
Embarrassed and upset, she packs her things.
When the ladies assemble, Ray J notices Lil Hood is missing. Told she’s on her way home he leaves to confront her outside and they argue.
She tells him he’s spoiled and “if you lost all this today, I really don’t think you’d know what to do with yourself.” (Hahahaha @ ‘all this’)
As she leaves, she tells Ray J to “…go back there with your cachis. Sluts” (At least that’s what I heard. Cachi has to be Spanish or Italian for something)
Next week it appears Stacks out Cocktail’s past as Jo-Jo from Bad Girls Club

danger cute
danger is hot