I Love Money 2 Ep 5: No Crying Over Spilt MILF
Last week, new members of the Green and Gold Teams were selected, and the main alliance is now spread evenly between the two teams.
Myammee is upset because she feels isolated on the Green Team, and who blames her? Her team has illiterates, degenerates and ingrates.
The Entertainer as always, is overly dramatic, and burns his Gold Team shirt. But Heat tops him by crushing an apple with his bare hands (Cunt-iente!)
In the pool, Cali and Prancer discuss the guys and working together; but upstairs, Saaphyri is suspicious.
None of the guys are attractive in their eyes (Well, why don’t you two do each other? I’d love to see that. We need black lesbians on TV)
Gold Diggers
The next morning and the teams assemble for the Gold Diggers challenge, which is based on Hotlanta’s tragic appearance on FOL3.
Team members will be tethered as they trek from station to station, receiving clues and instructions to their final destination and ‘treasure’.
The first stop and the teams encounter a hanging net in which they must throw coconuts to lower it. The Entertainer excels and the Green Team takes the lead.
On reaching the 2nd Station, the teams encounter a piñata and The Entertainer batters it with rocks. But the Gold team uses a branch and falls behind.
They receive gloves and not candy.
Station 3 proves tricky for the Green Team when Team Captain Cali… (Oh, I guess I forgot to tell you, Cali and Prancer are the Team Captains)
…when Team Captain Cali and Myammee, ‘overthink’ the clue and cost their team 5 or more minutes.
At this point the Gold Team catches up, and goes past them when Station #4’s clue is written in Español.
Heat speaks Spanish and deciphers the clue. (Anyone noticed he is just as slow reading Spanish?)
They get to the fifth and final station a long way ahead of the Green Team and are first to find the treasure.
For leading her team to victory, Prancer is the Paymaster!
For leading her team to defeat, Cali volunteers her check for the box.
Before leaving for the mansion, the Green Team argue over the time wasted on Station 3. They recover the clue and Myammee’s reading of it is proved wrong. She’s now a cert for the box.
Back home, Saaphyri reasons that Cali intentionally threw the challenge. (Ohhh, so you believe the black girl is dumb enough to get it wrong, but the Asian girl is pretending… That’s racist!)
She tells everyone Cali threw the challenge and convinces her alliance that Cali has to be eliminated.
In the vault, Saaphyri rules. Without much time wasted, MILF, Cali and Myammee’s checks are placed in the box.
Soon after, an alliance meeting is called and Prancer is told she must eliminate Cali. But Prancer disagrees because Cali is like her ILM2 BFF (SMH, LOL)
Elsewhere, Tailor Made sees this as the perfect opportunity to establish a counter-alliance, and gathers the forces.
Prancer delivers the line of the night…“I feel like Saaphyri is the female Buddha.” (Indeed she is)
The Power Outing
At the power outing Myammee is not confident because she and Prancer have not been cool since Prancer’s role in her elimination on FOL3.
However, she convinces her that she can add the strength of her old alliance to Prancer to insulate her against any threat from her team-mates.
It seems reasonable to Prancer and MILF is now the favorite to be eliminated.
Back home it’s yet another meeting. This time it’s the Gold team as they seek to build a consensus against Cali. But Tailor Made disagrees; and 20 Pack, Heat and Buckwild immediately recognize the beginning of another alliance. (Game On!)
Elimination
At Elimination Prancer decides to cut it short, so I will too.
She tells Craig the first person she calls will have their check voided.
“Cali”, she begins, as her team-mates celebrate her loyalty.
“Just be happy it’s not you”
In response, The Entertainer walks over to 20 Pack to say “clear message sent”
Buckwild bitches and Saaphyri thinks the fake melodrama was “wack”
To conceal the alliance, somewhat, Myammee feigns surprise when she is spared.
But no such acting for MILF, who cries after her check is voided and let’s us know she needed the money to get her son back (Bitch; just stop smoking the herb)
Is it strange that im actually rooting for Tailor Made to WIN now? haha
Am I the only one still rooting for the “Old” alliance?
Nope, I prefer the old one too. Myammee is the only one I like on the new alliance. I’d love to see a Saaph, It, Frenchie, Myammee, 20 Pack final five. Also, Cali’s voice makes me want to punch a kitten. Was it that bad on RCOL?
On a separate note, does anyone think that an It/Frenchie final two would be the funniest hour Vh1 has ever aired?
Now that would be entertaining!!! For some reason, after the obvious, those two are my favorite. Buckwild has some funny one liners.
Please no.
I wish the entertainer would win so he would stop popping up on these shows crying about living with his parents. How many think that if he wins he will still live with his folks?
Hey did anyone see Saaphyri aka (Wanda,Wesley) mug shot over at MTO she looks a hot ass mess! Damn she is tore up!
Someone commented on it earlier.
Are you sure that’s her? I can’t tell.
That is her…even a blind man can see this is her.
I dunno… It looks vaguely like her, but I’m not convinced that’s her.
That’s definitely not Sapphyri. We all know she does her own hair and weaves so there’s no way her hair would look that tore up.
Hey posters, I’ve been lurking here 4 a min, but had to come out of hiding, this last episode, IMO, was prob the best yet, Im still bitter about the sexiness that is Buddha not being chosen, he should’ve been a part of this new alliance. I love this show, but hate the old alliance and the fact that they wanna have a baby at every dam thing that don’t go their way. They got a nerve to be getting mad because there’s a new alliance forming….WTF and like someone said up top, if they hadn’t banned together, they would be plucked off 1 by 1. I just want Becky, and that old azz loser living in his parents basement to sit their azz down somewhere. Becky don’t need to be on here, she needs a life coach to help her find her identity…well most of them for that matter. but I bet if NY or any of those other FOL ladies were on there, Becky would not be getting buckwild with anyone and you would not here that ghetto draw that she claims! TEAM GREEN!
But for that part about Buddha…SMH.
Lol.
You’re right though, this Ep had intrigue. I just don’t get the bullying tactics of the old/new alliance. Just boss the game without all o’ that commando shit.
nah saaphyri looks alot crazier ! lol !
So you don’t think that’s her?
I really cannot tell.
But we’ve never seen Saaph without the big-hair and makeup; so who knows.
yah Wesley looks more feminine HERE.
I miss buddha he is sooo sexy !
[holds head with both hands]
I think that is Saaphyri, now realize that we have never, or at least I haven’t, seen her au natural, if you can get pass the larger than life hair, lashes for days and the whole tube or jar of foundation, you’ll see it! that’s her! But I don’t understand, she won that money on Charm School, was her only investment her JJ size boob job?
That is def. Saap!
and the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that Saaphyri is trying to be like NY! NY was the original reality queen with the hair, lashes, boobs, intimidating persona etc. that’s just my 4 cents worth. Could be wrong.
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@ Steups: I missed your post on your thoughts about Buddha, I noticed that you shook ur head at me and held your head with both hands at Lauren, what’s the prob with Buddha LOL
Don’t get me started!!!
Actually NO…HOTTIE was the FIRST with the Big Hair and Eye Lashes!!! New York was a down chick on the first season, she didnt start to get over the top until the end of season 2!!!
U know what, I completely forgot about that HAM Hottie *BLINK BLINK*! LOL! But I don’t think anyone was trying to imitate her LOL!
That woman looks younger than Saaphyri to me. Like, doesn’t Saaphyri have mad bags, potholes and wrinkles and such?
I like the old alliance just because they all some crazy ass bitchez.
Preview for episode 6 is up!:
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1606261&vid=346571
I love how the Enterlosers alliance are being paranoid and throwing a little bitch fit over losing the weakest player in their alliance. I’m loving this new alliance, and I’m happy that they are going to be the ones who start controlling the game more too. I’m also thrilled that Heat’s the next to go (with Enterloser not that far behind).
I hope they get Saap out, I’m sick of that bitch.
See it took Saap to figure out it was Tailor Made!!!
$FUK 40 YEAR N DA BASEMENTZ ALLIANCE I HOPE DA NEW ALLIANCE TAKES DA SHXT OVER!!!$
I am sick of Saap too! those other players need to step up and make her azz take a seat! They act scared of her! I want Myammee to get in her shit, she got it in her, but I think she’s biding her time. although the last ep was the best one yet, I was almost ready to stop watching bcuz of all the wining the “Yellow” team was doing.
Saaphyri needs to go. I hate hearing her voice. She’s tired. I still would like to know how she ate through 100 stacks in a year! And isn’t she still homeless? And what happened to her Locks-of-Love-ripoff hair line?
HATER!!!!
Jus cause sum1 doesn’t like sumbody DOESN’T mean they’re hating just tellin the truth.
Anyway WHY DA FUCK IS DA OLD ALLIANCE SO FUCKING MAD because there is another alliance. SO FUCKING STUPID and den The Entertainer says to Prancer if she doesn’t do what we tell her she’s going home.
I wouldn’t be so amped about this “New Alliance” considering Prancer said she would do WHATEVER it takes to win at the beginning of the season. I can see her being in BOTH alliances, as well as having another Alliance with Cali and probably another somewhere down the line and that is how she makes it so far. She seems to be a good player of the game too!!!
well it’s better dan da old so im all for the NEW ALLIANCE i could care less what dey do afterwards, as long as, someone stands up 2 da old alliance
Thank you!
we don’t know who’ll be eliminated just yet
the next episode, are you there god? it’s me…is clearly going to result in the elimination of bones
actually here’s who i think will be eliminated
no clu for next week
bones
heat
entertainer.
several people are playing under the radar…it, ice and angelique…i’d figure they’d be gone by now
So I saw there already casting for i love money 3…
so far they have saaphyri back on the show, larissa from FOL2, marcia and nikki from rol3.*its at wikipedia*
i hope they bring back milf and i hope they put jessica on from rol2 and charm school 2!!!!