I Love Money 2 Ep 5: No Crying Over Spilt MILF
Last week, new members of the Green and Gold Teams were selected, and the main alliance is now spread evenly between the two teams.
Myammee is upset because she feels isolated on the Green Team, and who blames her? Her team has illiterates, degenerates and ingrates.
The Entertainer as always, is overly dramatic, and burns his Gold Team shirt. But Heat tops him by crushing an apple with his bare hands (Cunt-iente!)
In the pool, Cali and Prancer discuss the guys and working together; but upstairs, Saaphyri is suspicious.
None of the guys are attractive in their eyes (Well, why don’t you two do each other? I’d love to see that. We need black lesbians on TV)
Gold Diggers
The next morning and the teams assemble for the Gold Diggers challenge, which is based on Hotlanta’s tragic appearance on FOL3.
Team members will be tethered as they trek from station to station, receiving clues and instructions to their final destination and ‘treasure’.
The first stop and the teams encounter a hanging net in which they must throw coconuts to lower it. The Entertainer excels and the Green Team takes the lead.
On reaching the 2nd Station, the teams encounter a piñata and The Entertainer batters it with rocks. But the Gold team uses a branch and falls behind.
They receive gloves and not candy.
Station 3 proves tricky for the Green Team when Team Captain Cali… (Oh, I guess I forgot to tell you, Cali and Prancer are the Team Captains)
…when Team Captain Cali and Myammee, ‘overthink’ the clue and cost their team 5 or more minutes.
At this point the Gold Team catches up, and goes past them when Station #4’s clue is written in Español.
Heat speaks Spanish and deciphers the clue. (Anyone noticed he is just as slow reading Spanish?)
They get to the fifth and final station a long way ahead of the Green Team and are first to find the treasure.
For leading her team to victory, Prancer is the Paymaster!
For leading her team to defeat, Cali volunteers her check for the box.
Before leaving for the mansion, the Green Team argue over the time wasted on Station 3. They recover the clue and Myammee’s reading of it is proved wrong. She’s now a cert for the box.
Back home, Saaphyri reasons that Cali intentionally threw the challenge. (Ohhh, so you believe the black girl is dumb enough to get it wrong, but the Asian girl is pretending… That’s racist!)
She tells everyone Cali threw the challenge and convinces her alliance that Cali has to be eliminated.
In the vault, Saaphyri rules. Without much time wasted, MILF, Cali and Myammee’s checks are placed in the box.
Soon after, an alliance meeting is called and Prancer is told she must eliminate Cali. But Prancer disagrees because Cali is like her ILM2 BFF (SMH, LOL)
Elsewhere, Tailor Made sees this as the perfect opportunity to establish a counter-alliance, and gathers the forces.
Prancer delivers the line of the night…“I feel like Saaphyri is the female Buddha.” (Indeed she is)
The Power Outing
At the power outing Myammee is not confident because she and Prancer have not been cool since Prancer’s role in her elimination on FOL3.
However, she convinces her that she can add the strength of her old alliance to Prancer to insulate her against any threat from her team-mates.
It seems reasonable to Prancer and MILF is now the favorite to be eliminated.
Back home it’s yet another meeting. This time it’s the Gold team as they seek to build a consensus against Cali. But Tailor Made disagrees; and 20 Pack, Heat and Buckwild immediately recognize the beginning of another alliance. (Game On!)
Elimination
At Elimination Prancer decides to cut it short, so I will too.
She tells Craig the first person she calls will have their check voided.
“Cali”, she begins, as her team-mates celebrate her loyalty.
“Just be happy it’s not you”
In response, The Entertainer walks over to 20 Pack to say “clear message sent”
Buckwild bitches and Saaphyri thinks the fake melodrama was “wack”
To conceal the alliance, somewhat, Myammee feigns surprise when she is spared.
But no such acting for MILF, who cries after her check is voided and let’s us know she needed the money to get her son back (Bitch; just stop smoking the herb)
dam i love Prancer
I second that. Prancer fuckin rocks.
$yea prancer did da rite thing sent dat dick hungry ugly h0 home!!!$
Where you been pimp?
i had to take care of some personal things but I’m back khicago dam i miss a lot how many times steups post
Alot, I thought you went missing,lol
LMFAO @ your myspace mood khicago
its the truth.
u r so crazy; I saw that shit!
CJ, bgc about to come on, watch!
Dammit! I’m @ work! I’ll get my boyfriend to TIVO
Real Housewives marathon is on wtf???
Finally, they gave her some camera time.
amen pimp
and i’m down with the new alliance. I’m tired of the others running the show. They got to much TV time
Aww Its sad my Milfy left.
Atleaset she is on CS3.
Do we know that for sure?
I this episode will def be the start of something interesting. Theres going to be even more tension in the house and maybe more evenly matched alliances.
side note: i think the challenge of gold digger shouldve been named after Hottie. She was the biggest and more obvious golddigger in the series” this is my mansion,my money and my man…..” lol
Damn, I had forgotten Hottie completely.
Thanks a lot for reminding me of that hot mess
& she does have those Luther Vandross looks; NY was on point
ahahah if i still had that comparison pic, id post it!
I miss Hottie! She needs to be on ILM3. And what the heck happend to Red Oyster? Like Dat, Goldie, I wanna see them on a new show..not these chicks from ROL Bus.
Some of those ROL Bus b!tches bring the lulz for sure. Ashley, Marcia and Brittaney Star just to name a few that were ridiculous and entertaining as all fuck.
But yeah… I would like to see Hottie and Goldie again!
I’m an idiot!
yes.
Sapphyri is a female Buddha< not too sure how female she is. I think her and Buckwild might be a little too close. Tailor Made may creep into the lead. he is 5x as smart as the losertainer. But the losertainer has already been on this show (and lost) so he has an unfair advantage
No Sapphyri is a BOSSCHICK…”You In the box, you in the box, and you in the box; you safe!” Just like that!!!! And noone stepped to her…
Because they are all followers. They don’t know how to stand up for themselves.
Thank u; Saap has weak ass ppl up her buttocks doing whatever she tells them to do
Those girls in Hatormades alliance are stupid, at least Sap/Entertainer Alliance they know each other and kind of like each other and they all know each others worth. Tailormade has taken Buddahs place and will use those idiots as pawns and keep himself protected what idiots, and they need to be bullied, cause now they are subconscioulsy being BULLIED!!!
They were either gonna make an alliance or be picked off 1 by 1 by Entertainer’s alliance. It was the best option for them
If the dumb broads were smart which time will…everyone is tryna be a megan, but unlike megan, none of these idiots have the common sense to have 3 or 4 Alliances…I say Sapp has more alliances than anyone thats how she will survive her alliance. She’s a bully but she knows how to play the mother role, when she needs to.
Lemme repost my prediction for next week:
Green team wins the challenge, but the new alliance vote Buckwild, 20 Pack and Heat into the box and Entertainer eliminates Heat.
Oh yeah, and Buckwild hooks up with Entertainer (mostly because she wants to stay and also because she’s desperate)
I laughed so hard when the retarded people did not know what tether meant! They need to get a clue. The new alliance is a lot smarter and stronger. I’m excited to see what happens next.
I’m SO for this new alliance. The new one has a lot more people that I like on it (like Myammee, Ice, and Prancer to name a few). This is just what the game needs. Being completely honest, I think that if this wasn’t the best episode of this season, it was one of the best.
Saaphyri is kind of like a female Buddha (though she’d never admit it). Her alliance is kind of getting old too, especially since they think that they are running the game (which they haven’t been doing very well, although they’ve attempted to do so).
Sucks for Milf. She should have known though, she was just as disposable to Saaph as Leilene was.
***Spoilers/Predictions for the next episode***:
The Green Team will finally win, and the Enterloser is the paymaster. The bottom three consists of Tailor Made, Heat, and Buckwild. Heat will be sent home due to the growing rift between him and 20 Pack with the Enterloser.
Just to fix something, I actually believe it’s 20 Pack (not TM) who is in the bottom 3. That doesn’t change the fact that Heat is going though.
well i mean from the looks of it, Tailor Made takes his alliance to the individual challenges so it does end up working
Well, they all make it except for Bonez, but that isn’t really any loss.
This makes me laugh so hard for some reason.
Why is Bones even on this show? He is one of those people who would win a bunch of
money and give it all away to charity.
That’s a good question, my guess is they don’t have a huge pool of men to choose from (until Daisy and Megan’s shows air). He already said he’d tithe 10% of the winning to his church.
Lame!
I wish I was still watching this show. I am so damn smart, I can read the recap and be up on it. Where is my girlfriend, EA?
So Heat is puertorrican??? WTF…
* He can`t speak spanish and also he doesnt even know how to translate his name… Well Im puertorrican and Heat in Spanish doesn`t mean Caliente…
* Hot = Caliente
Heat = Calor
we need a brenda on VH1 soon
hahahaha, man brenda rox, even if a girl comes on VH1 and pretends to be a person she isn’t she would stand out! someone pretend to be someone like brenda, New York came close, but she’s hood 80% 20% funny
See,this is why I said I liked Myammee,Bonez and Ice. U can add Tailor Made to that too. They really are gonna run the game,I cant wait. And Myammee looked GORGEOUS during the powerouting and the elimination,she makes those girls look like shit without trying. Poor them.
Just curious but what is 20 Pack? Not his sexual orietation but isn’t he a Latino? He couldn’t read that sign in Spanish? I haven’t had Spanish since High School and I could read it.
The scum is asian.
Is he really? Ok thanks Khi because I was wondering about that
Sure. I thought he was latino too at first.
20 pack is really smart. I mean seriously, thinking to use their ropes to pull the treasure chest out of the ground? Thats exactly what I thought when Craig was stressing they could untie themselves while digging. But I never would have thought any of those yucks would think of that. If he would stop being a follower and up ET’s ass, he would be a decent person. But then again, then he probably wouldn’t belong on the show
Is 20 Pack all or part Asian?
‘Cause I’ve got a severe case of yellow fever and I just don’t see it in 20 Pack….
Yaaaay da NEW ALLIANCE is waaay better!!!!!!!!!!!
All I’m waiting for at dis point is the Myammee/Buckwild Face Grab
Myammee,Ice,Bonez,Tailor,Prancer, and Cali rocks!
$HELL YA 2 BOTH OF YALL I HOPE MYAMMEE FUCK BUCKWILD H0 AZZ UP!!$
Shit yeah! I knew it was only a matter of time before Tailor Made started some mess. Yay!
I think this episode finally made ILM2 interesting to me.
I predict someone from the new alliance goes home next; don’t know why, just got a feeling…
so prancer eliminating milf = changes game in I love money 2
pumpkin eliminating chance = changes game in I love money
which was more epic?
Pumkin eliminating Chance definitely.
agreed..up until then the Stalloniares were running things
“which is based on Hotlanta’s tragic appearance on FOL3.”
hahahhahaha
I miss Hotlanta and Bunz too..they need to be on ILM3
fiiinally something new on this show, we’ve been watching the same boring challenge-throwing crap for a month now
yaay!
Phillipino and hispanic (Mexican or S. American) are basically the same.
By the way. I don’t know what you’re refering to but Filipinos are Asian. Not hispanic even though some people think they might look latin, but they ain’t.
Damn Prancer is cute.
The “NEW” Alliance is week and will only work in the leaders favor, because they all “trust” each other. The old alliance knows they can’t trust each other and they aren’t secretly plotting. I still believe Sapph has a good strategy she REALLY draws a fine line that is why she will outlast most of her so called alliance…
Myamii really did mess up with her “dont touch the shovels until we get the key theory” !!
Saaphry for some reason has the upper hand on this show, she did figure out that Cali and Prancer were in an alliance..even though Cali didnt admitt it; Prancer did.
They actually have a pretty good chance at taking over with there new alliance as long as Tailor mad STOPS ITCHING TO BE SO OBVIOUS !!
I think the new alliance WILL get far…But Sapph will be able to break away when the going gets tough and from some new alliances with people like Myammee, It, Frenchie and possibly even Tailor Made…Prancer will be the thorn!!! Everyone else are just pawns. Prancer is the PUMPKIN of the season!
Geez what is it with u and Sapphyri…………..everytime u talk u mention her name in some kind of way
I could say Myamme looks sexy n her bikini and u will respond
“well Myammee didn’t look as good as Sapphyri with her Charm School outfit on.” r sumthin else redundant
Well since everyone is jumping on the Tailormade bandwagon…can I be allowed to like who I like and want to see get far on the show!!!! What’s with everyone “the new alliance” this and “the new alliance” that…DON’T HATE!!!
lol i aint hatin but u gotta ADMIT u tired of cn BUCKWILD RUN HER MOUF, SAAPHYRI HAVIN TANTRUMS, FRANK YELLING FOR NO APPARENT REASON, HEAT TALKING LIKE HE’S CONSTIPATED, and 20 PACK no comment LOL
True…but the other bunch are just BORING!!! And a show full of them would be BORING!!! I watch TV to be entertained!!!! atleast until the last 2 or 3 shows…
dey were jus gettin on mah nerves i like entertainment without dem leading me 2 say STFU………………….
every episode datz been on thus far BUCKWILD has been given the “I WISH SHE WOULD JUST STFU” Award for ranting and raving for no apparent reason. It’s about time sumbody stood up 2 their alliance