Rock Of Love Bus Ep8: Farrah Dumped
The seven girls left are off to Panama City in the Pink bus -the Blue bus now discarded. (I always thought ‘Blue Bus’ sounds like something women get when a guy sucks on her nipples and doesn’t follow through)
They arrive at the hotel and receive bikinis from John before their meeting with Bret, downstairs. The meeting is near the kids pool actually.
The girls are introduced to female military personnel and military wives, and then to their kids whom they will babysit for the challenge.
To this, Brittanya replies, “the only kid I like is my own, and cute ones” (She has a kid!?)
And she goes on, “I never had babysitting jobs, and if I would have, I probably wouldn’t have ever got pregnant” (Now that’s just sad as fuck)
Taya says her kid is five in one, so she can hang. (Wtf, she has a kid too? If Ashley or Farrah has a child I’ll eat dog-shit)
Bev thinks she ‘got this’ because she has three kids (I thought single-mothers was a black-people thing?)
It all starts well because it’s hot and there’s ice-cream and a pool. But the kids have a sugar-attack and begin throwing water everywhere.
One kid decides to leave and slips out, observed all the while by Bret and John who are watching the proceedings on a monitor. (So scripted)
But Ashley notices and returns him to their supervision. Her kid is her life, she explains. (Eats dog-shit)
“I might dance on the weekend, but Monday thru Friday I am a stay-at-home mom” (Words fail me)
Away from the near AMBER alert, Brittanya and Jamie look unhappy, Beverly is campaigning for votes, and Farrah has a child give her a pedicure. (There are laws against child labor, you know)
It’s no surprise therefore that Taya and Ashley are the choices of the kids.
Who am I kidding, of course I am surprised… one is a nasty-skank and the other is a Penthouse Pet.
Ashley is declared the winner, and gets the coveted ‘awesome date’ with Bret. But before that, Bret is taking the girls to a bar.
As the ladies primp for the occasion, Beverly drinks a half bottle of vodka.
I usually do that as a prep for the bar and to save money, but, with Bret paying for everything, this just makes Beverly a drunk.
Coyote Ugly
At Coyote Ugly the girls, predictably, dance atop the bar. But even before that, Beverly is insulting to Bret.
She mentions, belligerently, that he ought to shave; but pathetically, Bret says he wore stubble for the ‘Every Rose Has It’s Thorn’ video. (Bret is like going through andropause or something. Dude will be 46 on Sunday and it’s showing)
At the bar, Bret thinks aloud, “I believe Farrah at this point has kissed Ashley way more than she’s kissed me…”
The ladies leave for the bus where Bret makes-out with Brittanya.
In the corner Beverly looks mad pissed; yet breathtakingly beautiful.
For the second time Bret takes them all out -save for Beverly who stays behind- and this time it’s to a beach bonfire where he has a ménage à tongue with Ashley & Brittanya.
Now it’s Taya and Mindy’s turn to feel irritated and jealous; and they leave.
Only to be replaced by Beverly; but she soon follows them when she becomes enraged at seeing Bret and Brittanya kiss. (All this bullshit jealousy is irritating me)
Unfortunately she doesn’t seek out Mindy and Taya who are thonged and topless in the hot-tub.
Later they return to their rooms where they fully undress and share a shower.
Back at the bonfire, the girls disperse leaving Jamie alone with Bret. She takes advantage of the opportunity and offers her tongue to him.
However at the room, Farrah and Ashley hear this from Taya’s mouth, “that’s not the girl you bring home to Mom, that’s not the girl you marry; that’s not the girl you bring home to your kids”
Naturally, Farrah thinks it’s her, because she fits the bill… perfectly.
Farrah pulls the shower curtains -can’t wait for the uncensored video of that- and confronts them. And Ashley? Well she pours a bottle of Salsa all over Mindy’s clothes.
Mindy is unfazed, although she should be.
And Taya does not go unscathed as Brittanya and Ashley throw things at her.
Not in the mood for drama, Mindy and Taya get their own room. After the hot-tub and the shower, who knows what they did in there.
Wings
The next morning and it’s Ashley’s date. Bret takes her on the quad along the beach front and to a prepared dinner of chicken wings.
At the dinner table, Bret says she is a ’superstar’ and admits in his mind that he has “fallen really hard for Ashley”
He then says to Ashley that some people drag her to a place where she doesn’t want to go.
He’s clearly running his mouth on Farrah, but curiously she doesn’t pour salsa on Bret’s luggage.
After the date Bret has a visit from Taya who relates the events of the night before but ends up having to defend herself against allegations she’s over-promoting Penthouse magazine. (Not a good look so close to eliminations)
Eliminations
Before the big decision, Bret requests the company of two women, Farrah and Beverly.
Farrah is first and he warns her they are drifting to the ‘friendship zone’. (Farrah is on the bus for pussy, Bret)
Beverly is next and Bret says her drinking, and behavior thereafter, is a real issue. Beverly explains it away saying she doesn’t drink as much at home. Her issue, she suggests, is seeing him make-out with ‘trash’ like Ashley.
At eliminations, Bret wastes no time taking it down to the three ladies he’s had chats with, Beverly, Taya and Farrah.
Eventually he gets to the decision and says Farrah’s tour ends here.
Taya was in the Bottom 2 he reveals because she’s ‘coasting’, and needed a shake-up
Next week Ambre and Heather appear; so look-out for that…
Your right karma is a bitch. She gets everything she deserves from Brittanya trying to be a badass.
“Bev thinks she ‘got this’ because she has three kids (I thought single-mothers was a black-people thing?)”
………..whoa what is the meaning of that?!!!
damn how does ILM2 always do worse than Ray J
$I KN0 RITE??$
What I have noticed is that ILM is extremely popular among folks like us who will watch damn near every spinoff they put on TV. ILM does not have celebrities or an entertaining host with some sort of fanbase to draw new viewers to the show while Ray J has a small outside fanbase that does draw new viewers to the show (I know, I didn’t believe he actually had fans either). Also, after people’s favorite contestants get sent home, some (not all) people just stop watching the show because they hate everyone who is left and the circumstances under which their favorite person may have gotten sent home was most likely bogus.
I think it’s also because the show’s kinda’ convoluted with all the alliances and numbers and all of that. It’s not easy to follow unless you’re into the show.
I find it a living shame that most of these women on VH1 have children. I’m pretty sure they’re terrible mothers. I mean So Hood even watched RCOL with her son! Oh wow, what a great way to bond with your child, by showing him how mommy acts like a whore on TV! Why would these women come on these shows to not only ruin their reputation, but their children’s? I can bet that most of they’re children get picked on at school. “Oh I saw your momma on TV last night getting drunk and making out with other girls! You mom is a slut!”. I just don’t understand it one bit. Brittanya & KiKi both shouldn’t be acting like bullies either. Delishius shouldn’t be taking those disgusting ass pictures. Her daughter is big enough now to go online and see that shit.
yah not feeling the whole “mom acting like a damn fool on national TV” thing.
How about Leilene Khi??? Isn’t her son in his teenS?? That would be embarrassing as hell going to school and having a bunch of kids either saying ur mom is retarded or making sexual comments about her
How could I forget Leilene? lol. I love Leilene but it must really be tough for her eldest son to see his mother getting treated like crap on TV every damn year. He then must go to school and be teased about it. Leilene should’ve stopped after charm school. Most of these “mothers” should have stopped after charm school, go out with some freaking class for christ sakes! Like Darra(and my girl Kristy Joe)!
Darra is the only mother that I can honestly say I wouldn’t mind watching on TV. She’s not acting like a whore(Who would want to see her naked?) and she’s not bullying people(except Buckwild).
I agree with you Khi. I have a 13-year-old daughter ad yes I am a single parent but I bet you would never catch me disrespectig myself in public or on television for 15 minutes of fame.I have to be e role model for my child and defenitely want more out of life than what I have. So shortly after she was born I went back to college worked liuke hell on my degree and I am now working towards my Masters. My daughter loves coming home from school and sitting at kitchen table with me while we both do our homework.
I could never allow my child to think that I would put a man before her or take of y clothes for the hell of it just because I can! what kind of foolishness is that? iseriously thought Leilene learned something in Charm School. Maybe she needs to go back and try again
Will-Lynn now thats what I’m talking about! Thats a parent!
I agree; I don’t shelter my son but I make sure I lead by example. He knows what he needs to know to avoid making horrible choices, but it’s only bcs I let him know every day how much I love him, I tell him what could happen if he decided to go down the wrong path, & I let him know how let down I would be if he were to ever become a statistic. He’s a good kid-I’m blessed. He even commented on how disrespectful OctoMom is toward her mother!
The only mom I can honestly say I don’t mind watching is Flavor Flav’s.
When he stopped bringing his mom around is when I knew the show had gotten fake
* I said this before, but this thing is annoying…
Why Heat is always saying or “translating” his name as “Caliente”…
Well Im puertorican and…
Heat = Calor
Hot = Caliente
People should start posting in the forums…I think the blogspot would look better if you organized it like this site I go to; as they have the comments as a separate link to click.
http://www.eastsideboxing.com/
I sorta thought about that. But I think we’re accustomed to this
I agree Steups; I like this forum better!
I saw Dallas on Millionaire Matchmaker. I laughed when Patti said she was beautiful…yea right. Dallas really should get that ring under her bottom lip removed. I think she would look better, well a little better, without it.
Yea, steupz the “I thought single-mothers was a black-people thing?” comment was not cool…not cool at all.
I have read a lot of your recaps and this personal jab at a particular race sounded so out of the norm for you.
Just to clarify, the single mothers comment was sarcasm.
I’m actually saying the myth is African-Americans are the only bloc with the single mothers issue, but on a single show we have four non-AA single mothers.
It was more of a jab to VH1/51 Minds, I know what you’re saying steups; VH1 likes to play up the black stereotypes, and you don’t see that the majority of the white women on these shows have kids & no husband! FOL1, 2, &3 had about the same amount of black single mothers COMBINED as there are single moms on ROLB just this season
*sad*
steupz, I just think the site would look much cleaner that way. As I have said before, after the article it seems to hectic (ala ADD) and hard to follow. Not that it matters but I think that format is easier to read.
We like things the way it is. If things are sooo hard to read then don’t read the comments. Its as simple as that.
I like the way it is to. Please dont change it is good the way it is.
I’ll think about it, but I gotta admit I’m with Khi, I like it like this.
But, maybe one day next week or so, we’ll try it
NOOOOO! Who IS this dj no name anyway? Steups, you’re a nice man, but DON’T DO IT!!! NOOOOOO!
I like this format too, but what I’d really like:
Bold/Italic tags and a quote tag.
It took me a long time to accept this new reply type of messages.. but now I am used to it and like it better than old Bourgy.
Yeah! Not feeling the “forum.”
Ok steupz….thanks for the clarification….I knew that didn’t sound like you personally.
Regarding your layout…”if it ain’t broke”.
Or maybe some of you don’t like a “change.” But seriously this happens with upgrades in everything if you keep up with technology. There are some who embrace change and look for the new possibilities while others just like it simple and familiar.
Simpler isn’t always better. And of course you aren’t feeling the forum it doesn’t look like it was ever implemented.
But as some people say, maybe I’m not meant to post here LOL. It is nice to be able to see text cover the whole page from left to right rather then crammed comments. No worries either way, I’ll keep following for now(not that anyone should be concerned) but really feel this setup is more like a twitter when it comes to commenting; ha!
Btw, Aurelius is cool with his recaps, Engmatic has great writing ability, Steupz I like what you’ve with this site but feel the maturity is declining along with the comments; and Khi, seriously get some ass (male or female can’t tell what you like) so you can calm your ass down.
What’s wrong w/Twitter?
No issues with twitter I just equate it to communicating in fractured sentences.
I am a white single mother now… newly single with *no support* from an asshole who is also white. But I saw the original blog joke about women and never thought anything of it.
Just tell me, because most of my friends are black and have no opinion on this lol because they hate these vh1 shows from the start.. was there ever a time any of these girls were ever cared for?
I have offered to care for a few of them…Seezins, Serious, Hoopz, Bootz, Naturalle, Myamee, Rayna, and if Steupz doesn’t put that picture of Unique back up, he will need caring for…I puity the fool! Take down dumb ass tired Megan and put up unique!
Steupz what is your ym email so I can msg you?
steupz at gmail dot com
I am most amused by how impressed Trashley was by Chicken strips and fries for lunch.
Nothing says “I Love you” better than greasy fried foods!
Bret is an idiot. Doesn’t he see what’s happening?! He keeps picking the same type of girls. Jes & Ambre were practically the same and it didn’t work out. He needs to pick Ashley and call it a day.